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LCDRAnnCollier
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, I am guilty of a few of those. smile.gif
Sarah1989
I'm guilty of a few quotes too laugh.gif That's funny :-)
JaquiMichel
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues.

Guilty of these two on a daily basis.
TerriAnn
lol yep im guilty of most of them huh.gif
tinkerb24
Number 1 for sure
Ruralstar
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 09:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??


Both of my daughters love the series as much as my husband and I do. Whenever one of the girls does something particularly ditzy the other calls it 'pulling a DiNozzo' and-if we're not quick enough-will sometimes follow it up with a headslap. The joys of sibling rivalry.

Great list and I think I'm guilty of just about all of these!
marsden765
You know, it is a bit of heaven to have finally found a place where I can talk about NCIS with people who love the show and the characters as much as I do...OR MORE!

biggrin.gif

I am so glad to be here!

(Insert an appropriate DiNozzo-esque reply here. But remember, he's not mean spirited. wink.gif )
biff
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 07:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
Guilty!
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
mellow.gif Well actually, I have slipped up a few time and called my wife Kate!
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
wink.gif I also carry a KA-BAR for those times when size really does matter!
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
I am working on memorizing all of them!
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
I am now fluent in GEEK SPEAK!
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
Well, I still pass out at the sight of my own Blood! blink.gif
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
Between what I have learned from Ducky and Dr. Greg House, I am ready to take my MCAT!
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
I can now babble on aimlessly for hours spouting trivia!
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
No. 1 item on my Christmas list!
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??
THANK GOD FOR TIVO! smile.gif
purplerain0405
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 10:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
I worked in a jail for a year, the slapping comes natural anyway.

2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
Not quite

3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
Nope

4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
Nope
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
Yup. Only cause I'm a geek too.

6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
Worked as a Paramedic for 3 years, it doesn't bother me.

7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
Worked as a Paramedic for 3 years it makes sense.

8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
I done that anyway PRE Ducky.

9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
Nope.

10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??
Yup

flashymom
Number 1 -- yes

Number 8 -- don't own TIVO, but does having the date circled in red on my calendar count? tongue.gif
raygal88
Nothing like a Gibb's slap to make you feel all warm and cozy inside. biggrin.gif
monkrocks12
QUOTE (raygal88 @ Jan 12 2009, 08:27 PM) *
Nothing like a Gibb's slap to make you feel all warm and cozy inside. biggrin.gif


Got one to add
You dance to the theme song. Which imo is kickin' Kind of techno.
SemperFiNCIS
I own all 5 season of NCIS on DVD
I Gibbs slap constantly
I quote Gibbs all the time
I use Navy langage-'Head' 'Scuttlebutt'

some others i can't think of right now!
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biff
QUOTE (monkrocks12 @ Jan 12 2009, 07:36 PM) *
Got one to add
You dance to the theme song. Which imo is kickin' Kind of techno.


cool.gif All of the Bellisario Productions (Magnum PI, Airwolf, JAG, NCIS, Quincy ME & Quantum Leap) have a kickin theme song!
Lovemypirates1121
I have been known to say to my husband, "Don't make me Gibbs you" lol. We both watch the show together and we even have found ourselves saying which characters on the show we're most like.

He's like a cross between DiNozzo and McGee and I'm like Abby in that I'm a hugger, talkative and addicted to caffeine! LOL. I'm also interested in forensics and still fantasize sometimes about going back to school to learn it.

I'm going to be Abby for next Halloween too. I might hit up Hot Topic and a uniform store to get a white jacket. LOL. My husband is going to get me Bert the farting hippo to carry around lol. If that fails I'll get a super big soda from 7-11 and write "CAF-POW" on it! LOL.
bunnygirl
smile.gif I love this show! All of Gibbs rules and everything about him!
jazzy31
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 10:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??


11.You know at least three ways that Gibbs could have gotten the boat out of the basement.
Canoness
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 09:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??



Guilty of #1, #3, and #5.
laugh.gif
CovertBlackOps
guilty, guilty, guilty...
neobluefox375
When my wife starts calling me Probie and McGee, Mcgeek laugh.gif
Elf_Lord
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 10:33 PM) *
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.


that one's close to home lol

1. I own all 5 seasons and am eager to buy 6 when it comes out.
2. Use Gibbsisms... the look, Ya think?, What'dya got for me, I don't believe in coincidences, etc
3. Use terms often heard on the show, BOLO, on it Boss, That's good work ....., Just reboot it, it works for me, Stick it, Campfire!, etc.
4. Wants to get head slapped by Mark Harmen
5. Wishing I had an elevator to use as a private office.
6. Mix in the occasional language boulder.
7. Wants to head slap Leon Vance
8. Call new people probie.
9. Own and jam to the NCIS soundtrack incessantly
10. Sudden urge to play scrabble and use the word QI
11. I'd write more bit I need to go to the Head
jocey
QUOTE (CovertBlackOps @ Mar 9 2009, 05:31 PM) *
guilty, guilty, guilty...


I am so guilty of this. I am a bit of an addict. but in a totally normal way... and the urge to gibbs smack those around you... yeah i get it all the time:)
JibbsFester96
QUOTE (monkrocks12 @ Jan 12 2009, 10:36 PM) *
Got one to add
You dance to the theme song. Which imo is kickin' Kind of techno.

Hee Hee
You dance to the theme song AND it's your ring tone... that would be me...
laugh.gif
StewH
Bump! tongue.gif

You're an addict when you order Season 6 from Amazon.com and you don't even know when it's going to be released!

Guilty as charged, Your Honor! rolleyes.gif
Lubbeelou
I think I might actually be guilty of them all at some point....I am addicted...I Gibbs slap my sister when she gets on my nerves! I also own all of the dvds biggrin.gif
Canoness
Does this count?

ElfLordMcgee - World of Warcraft Online

After clicking the link, click the pic to enlarge it. This should improve the image, so you can view it better.

Cheers!
MrsTimothyMcGee
Oh My Gosh, that is sooo bad! I'm guilty of ALL of them! YIKES!
McGeeFreak
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you. YES!
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord. If I could... I WOULD!
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9. No...
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules. Nope.
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense. Yeah.
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool. YES!!!!!!
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky. Too true.
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues. No, haha.
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD. I've tried to buy it...
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right?? If I could record it, it would already be set.
44monkishgirl44
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 10:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??


Definitely 1,3,5,7,8,9 haha
44monkishgirl44
QUOTE (JibbsFester96 @ Apr 6 2009, 07:52 PM) *
Hee Hee
You dance to the theme song AND it's your ring tone... that would be me...
laugh.gif


OMG ME TOO!
The theme song is kickin'!
Jenn
Wow im gulity of all of these. maybe you should add a number11: You name your friends after the characters from the show! I can honestly say i have done this!!
Jefflover
QUOTE (McGeeFreak @ Jun 3 2009, 12:48 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you. YES!
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord. If I could... I WOULD!
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9. No...
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules. Nope.
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense. Yeah.
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool. YES!!!!!!
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky. Too true.
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues. No, haha.
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD. I've tried to buy it...
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right?? If I could record it, it would already be set.



Lets see here I'm guilty of 1,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 10. I guess I am an addict but I already new that. lol
Natalia101
first time here, so nice to learn that our obsession is normal.

guilty to many in your clever quiz.

is there a chance thar USA will be adding more episodes?

Does anyone have a hard time with the Kate Ziva issue? I hate that Kate is dead, and think her adultness balanced out some of the zaniness-Ziva is not really adult, just more deadly.....and funny

I love both charachters.

the three hour block is 2pm to 5 pm here and its the perfect pre-suppertime wind down. I can do painting or needlework and get lost in their world.

Thank you USA for all of your programming, but especailly NCIS.


StewH
QUOTE (Natalia101 @ Jun 8 2009, 04:28 AM) *
first time here, so nice to learn that our obsession is normal.

guilty to many in your clever quiz.

is there a chance thar USA will be adding more episodes?

Does anyone have a hard time with the Kate Ziva issue? I hate that Kate is dead, and think her adultness balanced out some of the zaniness-Ziva is not really adult, just more deadly.....and funny

I love both charachters.

the three hour block is 2pm to 5 pm here and its the perfect pre-suppertime wind down. I can do painting or needlework and get lost in their world.

Thank you USA for all of your programming, but especailly NCIS.


Welcome to the board, Natalia. You'll find we're all a little nuts here and as the summer progresses, withdrawal sets in in a big way! biggrin.gif
PaigeG
QUOTE (StewH @ Jun 8 2009, 12:14 PM) *
Welcome to the board, Natalia. You'll find we're all a little nuts here and as the summer progresses, withdrawal sets in in a big way! biggrin.gif



Hello Natalia!
44monkishgirl44
QUOTE (Natalia101 @ Jun 8 2009, 07:28 AM) *
Does anyone have a hard time with the Kate Ziva issue? I hate that Kate is dead, and think her adultness balanced out some of the zaniness-Ziva is not really adult, just more deadly.....and funny


Welcome Natalia! I have a hard time with the Kate Ziva issue because I love them both! I saw Kate before Ziva, so when Kate died, I didn't like Ziva at first. Now I love her, and I think she's soooo funny!
BBethAnneBB
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 09:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??

1. Guilty! laugh.gif
2. I would if I had a significant other. biggrin.gif
3. I haven't found my nonexistent Swiss Army knife yet! D:
4. Again, guilty. I just can't match the rule numbers with the rules yet. wink.gif
5. Starting to?!
6. How'd you knowwwww?
7. Who hasn't by now?
8. Ah, I've done that before I started watching NCIS. *waves off*
9. I wish. sad.gif
10. I can NOT wait until the next season!
ILYOLIVIA
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it. (For sho! (Yes))

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. (heck yes. You do not even know! biggrin.gif)

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (many times)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. (Yes)

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" (No... Yes.)

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is. (A few.)

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. (Yes)

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. (Not a lot, but sometimes)

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS. (Yes. only that and Warehouse 13 and Burn Notice)

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. (okay, that was only twice)

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. (Yes. I call my friend, Samantha, McFlowerPower all the time so she took a picture of herself, and put it on myspace and it said "McFlowerPower XD" In big letters on the picture. She dedicated it to me biggrin.gif)

12. Your cat goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." (Yes. Yes I do, thank you very much.)

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. (Yes and luckily I got one person into it. My other friends don't watch stuff like that. they're into all that girly drama *rolls eyes*)

14. You use the term Hinky. (occasionally)
purplerain0405
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 10:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.


Useless FYI

The head slap started out because of Mark (Harmon) head slapping Michael (Weatherly) when he screwed up on set. Everyone liked it so well they just incooperated it into the show.
Abby713
QUOTE (jazzy31 @ Feb 7 2009, 10:26 PM) *
11.You know at least three ways that Gibbs could have gotten the boat out of the basement.




Actually, in one episode, we (the obssessive fans) find out that he burns them because he names them after his ex-wife...except for "Kelly"...that's still a mystery. and another one...You can look at the first black and white and know exactly which episode is on.
Abby713
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 09:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
I don't just feel an urge...i've picked up the habit.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
Actually, my nickname is Abby, does that count? although i do have a good friend i call Elf Lord...
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
I keep it with me even in the house
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
"Don't mess with a marine's coffee if you want to live" is my favorite.
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
I love the masspectrometer...
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
I actually thought about becoming an ME/forensic pathologist...I just couldn't do children...that would be my downfall
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
oh yeah...he makes it more interesting than my anatomy teacher did
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
Actually i sound more like Abby, cuz I get more excited about it...but i do ramble...for example, this reminds me of a time...
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
Not yet...I'm saving up for them...they will be mine...oh yes...they will be mine
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??
well, does it count if i have the date circled, starred, hearted, and NEW SEASON NCIS greatest show on earth written on it...i don't have tivo...i'll be in college.

michvhf
QUOTE (Abby713 @ Jul 29 2009, 04:04 PM) *
Actually, in one episode, we (the obssessive fans) find out that he burns them because he names them after his ex-wife...except for "Kelly"...that's still a mystery. and another one...You can look at the first black and white and know exactly which episode is on.


Kelly was his daughter. Shannon was his first wife. They were killed by a Mexican druglord. Actually Shannon witnessed the druglord killing a Marine, the agent that was protecting her and Kelly was shot while driving them. He died instantly, they died as a result of the vehicle they were in crashing.

ziva2
1,2,5,6,and 8.

I mostly want to Gibbs slap people. tongue.gif
Travelinmann09
lol I liked it in "Shalom" (i think) when Gibbs does the infamous smack by the elevator, Tony turns to him and says "You know, I could arrest you for assaulting a federal officer" I do believe that is the only time Tony ever addressed the issue, even though we all knew he was joking...

Yes I'm addicted as well....lol
clutions
12. You own a farting Hippo! ... guilty!
jenny_novak
ohmygosh! number one for sure! haha and number 6 a little too cuz i have a really sensitive stomach and the sight of other peoples blood n guts-even if its fake-makes me super duper queezy and sick but after watching ncis so many times and seeing ducky talk to all the cut open dead people i can actually sit through an episode without gagging im so proud :]
spaz_tastic
QUOTE (LCDRAnnCollier @ Mar 19 2008, 10:33 PM) *
1. You feel the urge to Gibbs slap those around you that irritate you or contradict you.
2. You have started calling your significant other Elf Lord.
3. You've started carrying your Swiss Army knife again because of rule #9.
4. You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules
5. All the jargon Tim and Abby spout off is starting to make sense
6. The thought of an autopsy doesn't bother you in the slightest because Ducky makes it look cool.
7. You've picked up gross anatomy lessons from watching Ducky
8. Suddenly you find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your colleagues
9. You own NCIS seasons on DVD
10. You can't wait until April 8 until the next new epsiode comes on. The Tivo is already set, right??



guilty. *tries to look sheepish and epic fails* tongue.gif
ziva2
QUOTE
12. You own a farting Hippo! ... guilty!


I wish I had a faring hippo. I could easily annoy my parents,that would e really funny!
Reiterin
I often want to "Gibbs Slap" people.

I've carried a swiss army knife with me for years, even before seeing the show. (Does that still count?!)

13. You start using Marine and Navy talk in everyday life. "scuttlebutt" "the head" etc.
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