Sometimes I just want to walk up to an Afircan American (man or woman) and say, "Look, you know how lots of Black people believe that White people just pretend to be their friend? Even a White dude you've known for years? How - when they get together in the rich neighborhood and there are no Blacks around they stop being nice - wink to each other - and reveal the truth about their beliefs by making Black jokes and ripping on Blacks - proving that they really hate you?? Well . . . you're abosolutely right. That's exactly what happenes. I've seen it all of my life."

Yep. If you're White - it's considered your duty to keep this secret. You must never tell the truth and must forever be two-faced about your racism. You must be friendly to Blacks on the street, maybe listen to a little rap and hip-hop . . . but at the clubhouse after a few games of badmitton and relaxing with some wine in skin-tighgty whitie badmitton shorts . . . out come the racist Black jokes and cut downs of all things African.

I just want to tell my Black neighbors that . . . IT'S TRUE!!! You're not paranoid!!! These people who pretend to be ALL ABOUT diversity and freedom are TOTAL HYPOCRITES and wouldn't allow a Black man to marry his daughter at gunpoint.

So - the dreaded secret is out. Here's one White guy that can at least admit the truth for once and not be such a closeted backstabber. At least when I die I'll know that I told the truth for once instead of secretly victimizing the good name of a noble people who just wanted to be my neighbor, make a few bucks, and chill out just like me.

It's soooo ridiculous. MY GOD - WE MUST KEEP IT A SECRET!!! IT'S OPERATION BLACKMAN!!

Damn. Just get over it already. How many times can you snow apes sing, "Jimmy crack corn - the master's gone away" and keep chortling merrily and clapping yourselves on the back? Hey - maybe Blacks are a little less intelligent. Who knows? Genetics is weird. It still doesn't make them less valuable units when it comes to a day's work and that's all that's important.

I think African Americans are a fun people. This hidden agenda of hating Blacks . . . it's just crap left over from the times when Man was stoopid and it needs to stop.

I'm not joking - yuppies all secretly hate on Blacks. It's really immature and stupid. "Oh - ho ho ho . . . look at those silly Negroes. Oh my."

Why is being two faced your whole life cool? If it wasn't for Blacks, what would these dorks joke about? It's like they're obsessed . . . and it's an unhealthy obsession.

I SEE YOU YOU WHINING CRINGING WHITE LITTLE SPOILED BRAT!!!

I've met my lifetime quota.

EDIT: The point I'm making is that we're at the hearts and minds level - and the secret laughter has to stop. We need to stop playing and be serious.

I do NOT mean that Whites all hate Blacks. That's a simplistic take of my post.

Seriously though - it only had to be said once so you're right. The joke ain't funny - that's it.