Bullet-point Reasons G/E shippyness will never happen (not using word, so I don't have bullets, I'll shoot blanks ** ;-)
Part ONE
* It would ruin the Goren/Eames dynamic that we currently see on the show.
* Bobby is too closed-off to be in a "real" relationship.
* They might get separated from each other @ work if they were dating. (It's illegal for partners to have a romantic relationship in NYPD) (Ross is pretty rigid and if he got wind of anything romantic, he would probably split up their team. Then we might have Logan/Eames and Goren/Wheeler or Goren/Logan or Goren/Jefferies or Goren/Richie or Goren/ANYBODY WHO ISN'T EAMES. That would be terrible.)
* VDO has stated he doesn't want a romance for Bobby and the writers will keep him happy.
* The "tension" isn't there for Goren and Eames in a romantic sense, just warmth, respect and friendship.
* He calls her "Eames", if they were in a relationship, he would be calling her Alex by now.
* Too many of us would get mad and quit watching the show.
* "The Big Question" would finally be answered and the mystique would be gone....
* The fun of the "to ship or not to ship" thread would be over.....
* There's very little touching, usually Bobby stopping Eames when he gets a clue on a cell call, etc. Not forgetting the time he touched her after she almost shot the guy who only had a starters pistol - that was a caring touch and one done by a close friend.
* When he has a family crisis, he shuts Eames out instead of letting her help. "Back off..." aka When Bobby is leaving in the elevator in TWAH...he tell Alex "Just back off". That was not a way you would talk to someone you love, but a partner who is pushing a bit too hard at the moment.
* There have been hints over the years that they have both dated
other people, but never a hint they have ever dated each other.
* Bobby is not Eames' type
* He called her sis.
* They flirt with other people while working on a case together
* Who can forget "It's too late"? While it was a resigned sigh that she is aware of the effect he has had on her career, there is a bit of underlying resentment that she is so closely connected to his 'unique investigative techniques'.
* Brothers and sisters DO fight and DO feel remorse and a need to reconcile. It's not just for lovers.
* Goren and Eames have always worked as cop-partners and friends, and he "doesn't react well to change".
* "Kissing" time would taking time from the plot of the show and we only have 43-44 minutes now.
* The bad guys would get away, Look what happen when Elliot worried too much about Olivia a Boy got killed and the bad guy got away.
* Bobby needs Eames to scroll on the PC, not roll in the hay.
* Touching someone doesn't mean you wanna boink them.
* Looking at a friend with a knowing smile doesn't mean you wanna boink them.
* They spend all their working hours together - how much more time could they spend together before they ruin the partnership/friendship and not get on each other's nerves?
* Bobby would NEVER get to drive.
* After all those years as partners, if Bobby were interested in Eames, he would have taken her to meet his mother voluntarily and not wait for Frank to get involved.
* Putting up with her partner's quirkiness doesn't mean Eames wants to boink Goren.
* Just because Eames goes to her partner's mom's funeral doesn't mean she wants to boink said partner.
* Bobby broke Eames' Santa mug. If he loved her he would have bought her another one. Even if it meant scouring ebay and estate sales.
* Bobby is spending too much time searching for Donny to spend quality time with a girlfriend.
* When Bobby finds Donny (I hope he will), he will be too busy taking him to Yankees games, etc., to spend time with a girlfriend.
* Eames does not want the ring that Frank pried off Frances Goren as her engagement ring.
* The show will have jumped the SHARK
* I don't think it would work out because they are partners.
* The show would more than likely be canceled in the near future. (I have seen it happen with other shows that did it)
* If Bobby had feelings for Eames, he wouldn't have corrected Frank when Frank thought they were romantically involved...he would have
clarified!
* When Mama Goren told Bobby she heard he had a girlfriend, he corrected her and said, "No, Frank misunderstood." He would have told his mom the truth.
* It will never happen because vincent said himself that he doesnt want to have a romance on the show, and that if they thought he should have one he would leave the show lol... thats why it wont happen
* Just because Bobby comes to Alex's defense, doesn't mean he's IN LOVE with her. He is the larger more powerful of the team. He wouldn't just stand back and let her be attacked when he could do something to protect her. They are partners, he's just doing his job.
* LOCI is after all a CRIME DRAMA, not a soap opera. The two most important detectives are partners not lovers. The show is centered on the crimes and the solving of the crimes. A touch of person info is cool...the two best detective "boining" is not necessary to the continued enjoyment of the program.
* Eames has dated, when she was on pregnancy leave. Bobby has dated, Irene for one. If I was IN LOVE with someone I wouldn't be dating someone else.
* Bobby didn't use a key to get inside Eames' apartment in Blind Spot. I think he would rather face the funny look from Ross than watch them use a battering ram on her door.
* Work partners often work together their entire careers without boinking. It happens!
* See that look El gives Liv? YEP. Ever see THAT look between Bobby and Alex? NOPE. I'm not talking about smiling, KNOWING looks. I'm talking about sexually-tense looks like the E/O "sitting on the porch steps" look.
* Goren would have never had an interest in Leslie Lazard if he loved Eames. Or in Nelda the nurse, either.
* The fact that Eames finds Goren's 'hands on' (poking, touching, sticking things into) approach with their deceased victims so distasteful, she doesn't want him touching her with those hands.
* Bobby and Alex are
not in love. (Compliments of ValleyoftheShado)
* Bobby's warmth and affection is part of who he is and not because he has romantic feelings for Alex.
* If Bobby and Alex were really "together" she would have made him go to Home Depot/Lowes and update that kitchen!
* I put Bobby and Alex's names on 2 Skittles™ and super-glued them together. They fell apart.
* If Logan jumped off a bridge, Goren would prolly jump in to save him.
* If Eames loved Bobby, she would have TOLD him about that letter requesting a new partner LONG before she had to read it in court.
* The Bobby and Alex M&M's melted in my hands! They didn't melt
together, silly!