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DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 8 2008, 08:27 PM
Disclaimer thingy..: I don't own SVU, though I REALLY wish I owned Elliot. I also don't own Red Bull, in fact I've never even tried it. All I own is my overactive imagination. So, enjoy [&&] please remember that this is HIGHLY sarcastic [&&] nothing is to be taken offencively.

Righty tighty, so it was just another blah ol' Monday morning in the squadroom. Olivia [&&] Elliot were still pooped out from their arguement yesterday [&&] Lake was tired because he'd been clubbing all night yesterday. Munch of course was explaining to Finn how the gum factory was on a mission to ruin all shoes on Earth as Finn chomped on some minty fresh gum. Just then Casey ran in singing "Red High Heels" by Kellie Pickler. She was wearing a mini skirt which had Lake staring [&&] Elliot covering his face. "HOLY shxt" Olivia said once she lifted her head off her desk [&&] looked at Casey. She started laughing histerically. Munch for the first time of his life was DEAD silent.

Hope you liked it ..
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--Det.


BensonPrincess
Feb 8 2008, 08:29 PM
LOL Wow. Nice job.
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 8 2008, 08:33 PM
QUOTE (DolphinPrincessBenson @ Feb 8 2008, 08:29 PM) *
LOL Wow. Nice job.
THANKz!
It's not that funny yet but hopefully it'll get funnier SOON.
Lets just say I plan on bring some "FRIENDS" back.
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--Det.
Kalynn
Feb 8 2008, 09:29 PM
QUOTE (DetectiveMcPDQ @ Feb 8 2008, 07:33 PM) *

THANKz!
It's not that funny yet but hopefully it'll get funnier SOON.
Lets just say I plan on bring some "FRIENDS" back.
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--Det.


not to sound stupid, but is that suposed to insalt casey novak???
OliviaMyHero
Feb 9 2008, 12:21 AM
OK I liked it but I am blinding trying to read.
Bubba_Bridges
Feb 9 2008, 04:05 PM
Hi Bubba here, it's pretty good.
iloveliv
Feb 9 2008, 08:00 PM
Not meaning to be mean or anything Det. McPDQ but you may want to change your font color to black because that neon green can be rather hard to read.
Aliecia
Feb 9 2008, 09:42 PM
Come on that was great I hope you post the next chappy soon
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 9 2008, 10:56 PM
Ok, first off I'd like to thank EVERYONE for their comments.
Next.. I'd like to let everyone know I won't be using NEON green anymore.
Finally, I'd like to repeat myself in saying that this fanfic is suppose to be funny not insulting.
I am not trying to insult Casey Novak. I love her character.. this fanfic is going to be completely insane, it's everything that will basically never happen. Or that I want to happen. So please keep all comments coming. I'll post the next part tomorrow because it's WAY TOO late.
--Det.
Aliecia
Feb 10 2008, 10:18 AM
arrrgh it tomorrow today and I am waiting. I want to laugh! Gimme something to grin about!
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 11 2008, 04:22 PM
Oops.. sorry.
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I'm back [&&] I'm whack..
So,lets get this show on the road.
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"What the {BEEP word} are you doing Casey?!" Finn yelled when he took off his earphones [&&] noticed the entire scene in the squadroom. Olivia who was still laughing like she was INSANE ended up falling off her chair. "I'm tryin' out for the Special Victims Unit talent show ya'll" Casey replied in her Kellie Pickler accent. "TALENT SHOW?!" everyone said in unision. Olivia looked up at Elliot from the ground. "See Elliot I told you we could finally put our talent to use", Olivia said then resumed laughing.
JUST THEN.. CAPTAIN WALKED IN...
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--Det.
MariskaxGee
Feb 11 2008, 09:49 PM
good!
but ahh! you stopped!
i need more!
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 17 2008, 08:59 PM
Olivia jumped up right a way. But when she saw Captain dressed in a full black suit with a top hat she collapsed right down onto the floor again in hysterical laughter.
Elliot:Um, Captain. Nice um..
Munch in a sarcastic tone:Nice, attire. Meeting anyone special?
Casey:WHOAH.. Captain you and Donnelly BOW CHICKA WOW WOW ing tonight.
Captain looked at Casey and smiled.
Captain:Yeah, Casey. Something like that.
Elliot:Whoah.. wait.. Donnelly and???..
Lake:What the freak Captain's doing Donnelly..
Captain glared at Lake.
Captain:Don't push it new boy I'll hit you with a pile of so much work I'll have your hungover azz spinning in circles.
Elliot smirked.
Elliot:So, Cap. You're going out at *looks at watch* 12:00 in the afternoon in a suit.. with a top hat.
Finn: YEAH! Dude. You're forgetting the cane!
Captain runs back into his office with his cane in his hand.
Captain:Geesh "DUDE", thanks for the reminder!
Finn:No prob Cap have fun wit your hun.
Captain:I shall.
Captain walked out.. just then everyone realized Olivia was no longer on the floor laughing..
SHE'd..... DISSAPEARED!! ohmy.gif
--Det.

DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 18 2008, 01:57 PM
For MariskaxGee my bestest friend/ bestest fan! "FRACK"=D

Elliot:Oh my gosh where did Olivia go?
Casey:Beats me she probably pee'd her pants..
Munch:The floor isn't wet though.
Elliot:Casey could you go check if she's in the bathroom?
Lake: I will!

I'll add more later on today.
--Det.
MariskaxGee
Feb 18 2008, 02:59 PM
Hey! I added a whole chapter for youuu
=]]
lol
jk
DUN DUNN DUNNN wheres livv?? ahhh!
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 19 2008, 09:08 AM
Everyone stared at Lake.
Casey: No, It's good I'll go check.
On her way to the bathroom she saw Elliot approach her.
Elliot:Casey. Be careful in there. You know how Olivia is after she eats beans.
Casey:Awwwwww, I told you to keep her away from those El! A girl likes being able to breathe in and out and not smell crap for a week , yah know?!
Elliot gave Casey a sad face.
Elliot: I'll back you up..
*he took out a double duty airwick-lysol spray gun*
Casey:Oh, that's new. Mind getting me one? Two weeks ago Olivia got drunk and slept over my house.
Lets just say.. my bathroom is currently still traumatized.
Elliot smiled. Elliot: Sure, I'll getcha one. Abby made me it.
Casey:Who the fxck is Abby?
Elliot: Justa friend of mine.
Casey shook her head and entered the bathroom slowly and cautiously.
--Det.
MariskaxGee
Feb 19 2008, 08:37 PM
oh my liv.
well, i guess livs shxt stinks
=]
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 22 2008, 02:38 PM
Yesh, Liv shxt does stink!
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Casey:EEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
Elliot: Take this.
He handed Casey a mask.
Casey:Oh.my.CRAP! OLIVIA?!
Elliot: I regret buying her those bean burritos now...
Casey:Oh,my gosh.. El..
Elliot:I know, I know. Sorry.
Casey had her head down looking at the shoes under the stall..
Casey: No, El. Those aren't Olivia's feet.
Elliot:WHO IS IT THEN!?!
All of a sudden the most unexpected of people came out of the stall..
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--Det.
Kalynn
Feb 22 2008, 02:56 PM
QUOTE (DetectiveMcPDQ @ Feb 22 2008, 01:38 PM) *
Yesh, Liv shxt does stink!
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Casey:EEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
Elliot: Take this.
He handed Casey a mask.
Casey:Oh.my.CRAP! OLIVIA?!
Elliot: I regret buying her those bean burritos now...
Casey:Oh,my gosh.. El..
Elliot:I know, I know. Sorry.
Casey had her head down looking at the shoes under the stall..
Casey: No, El. Those aren't Olivia's feet.
Elliot:WHO IS IT THEN!?!
All of a sudden the most unexpected of people came out of the stall..
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--Det.



OMG!!!! LOL! PLS CONTINUE!!! I CANT EVEN TYPE RIGHT NOW, I AM L.M.A.O.!!!!!

HA! PLS PLS CONTINUE!!!!! YOUR HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DetectiveMcPDQ
Feb 22 2008, 03:43 PM
Thanks! And I LOVE your signature!!!
Casey is my new fav. SVU character.
Her and Liv make such a difference in my life.
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Casey threw her mask off.
Casey:Oh,HELL NO!
Elliot ran and grabbed onto Casey so she wouldn't beat up ...DANI!
Casey: Bxtch you better run.
Dani: I did, when you started singing. Which is why I'm in the bathroom.
Elliot who still had his mask on ran out of the bathroom with Casey in his arms.
When they got into the squadroom everyone was staring at them.
Munch: Have a fun time in there?
Casey: Let me go!! Let me at that bxtch!
Lake:Is she talking about Olivia?
Elliot:She's talkin' about Dani..
Everyone in the squadroom besides Lake who was oblivious as to who Dani was gasped.
The whole squadroom went silent.. then Dani walked in.
Casey:No, no I don't think so!
Casey bit Elliot.
Elliot:OWWWWWW!
Casey chased Dani around the squadroom.
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--Det.
RollingStone
Mar 30 2008, 01:20 PM
Update needed!
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Dani:Oh, shxt!
Dani ran as fast as she could, which wasn't faster than Casey .. AT ALL.
Casey jumped onto Dani && started hitting her.
Finn:Uh-oh.
Munch:Bout to be a..
Chester: GIRL FIGHT!!
Elliot shook his head..:You guys!!
Elliot ripped apart both girls.
Finn:Party pooper!!
Chester && Munch:Yeahhh...
Elliot rolled his eyes.
Elliot:We needa find OLIVIA..
Dani:You mean stinky binky??
Casey:Ohhh.... you better hold me back..
Casey tried wacking Dani again.
Elliot:Who do you know about Olivia..?
Olivia:What about me??
Olivia walked in with a bag of burritos..
Everyone:NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Olivia took a bite.


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EODOlover
Mar 30 2008, 03:28 PM
more more more
RollingStone
Mar 31 2008, 10:52 AM
Everyone started freaking out. Casey ignored her Dani problem && tackled Olivia && took her burrito before she'd eatten anymore.
Liv:Whoah there cowboy. I didn't think you went that way. *smile*
Elliot: Olivia we all need to talk to you...
Liv:Whaah?? I want my burritos, I'm starving!!!
Dani rolls her eyes..:Geesh, just tell her already!
Elliot:Liv..
Chester:Um, Liv..
Casey:Would somebody just tell her..
Liv:Whatt.. ?!
Dani:Oh my gawd.. you ammatures! Olivia, sweetheart.. um, your crap smells like.. well, crap.
Liv:Um, isn't that the point.
Casey:Olivia, I love you....
Liv: Apparently.......... * backs her seat a little away from Casey who is sitting right near her feet w/ her burritos*
Casey gets up :Olivia, I can't even go in my own bathroom for two weeks!!!!
Liv:Well, I'm sorry.. but.... I didn't think my crap smelled that bad. Geesh.. *starts crying && walks away*
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Hope yah enjoyed!!
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RollingStone
Apr 9 2008, 09:05 PM
Elliot:Olivia, wait!
She continues to walk away but he catches up and stops her.
Olivia:What, you sure you wanna follow me? Maybe I smell bad now.
Elliot: Olivia.. it doesn't matter we all have flaws.
Olivia:Yes, but my sh!t doesn't stink more than anyone elses Elliot. Yet I'm the one being confronted about this!
Elliot: Your right Olivia, I'm sorry about talking about your crxp. It was rude of me to talk about your crxp. I'll never ever ever talk albout your crxp.
Casey ran into the hallway.
Casey:What is going on?
Elliot:We're talking, not about Olivia's crxp though.
Casey:You're not talking about her crxp.
Olivia *with a surprised facial expression*:He's not talking about my crxp...
*Dani walks in*
Dani:What about crxp?
Olivia *trying to be calm*ohmy.gifh..I know her.....
Elliot:Olivia,now your reaction.. that's just crxp.
Casey*whispering to Liv*:If we both attack her, she has no chance.
Dani stares..
Dani:Why does everyone hate me?!
EVERYONE IN SQUADROOM:I CAN ANSWER THAT!!!!
Sarah1989
Apr 11 2008, 02:49 AM
Soooo good biggrin.gif Moreeeee
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