"I love you Shawn!"

"Gus, this guy works in a thrift store, OK? He's a big furry-hearted good Samaritan."

"I love you Shawn!"

Also from "Gus Walks Into A Bank."

Okay...new, since mine got skipped due to very close posting times.

"Gus, this guy works in a thrift store, OK? He's a big furry-hearted good Samaritan."

really loL? psychfancyn said it ...i didnt think it was that hard?

Edit: sorry spelt PsychfanNYC before not CYN

The greatest adventures in the history of basic cable?


"Gus, loose the spuds"

Edit again: The greatest adventures in the history of basic cable?

Weekend Warriors.... hehe.... "a rainbow of flavors"... I love Skittles!

"You took her to a restaurant that had crayons on the table?"

New:
The first one is from Keanu Reeves. He's living in a house I built on a lake two years in the past. How will I meet him?

Talk Derby to Me


This one has actually been in two episodes, so bonus points if you get both (I don't think its been in any others, though it is possible), but you only *have* to get one:
"I've heard it both ways."

If your so smart then why are you dead and shawn (gus) of the dead

"that's too abstract, why don't they just call him jerk pants or suck mcjones."

If your so smart then why are you dead and shawn (gus) of the dead

"that's too abstract, why don't they just call him jerk pants or suck mcjones."

I might be wrong but i think it might be
Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!"

No, it is from Ghosts. When they are discussing the name of Frankjim Ogletree, Gus' boss.


Here's a new one.
Henry: [pointing to the bishop] What is this one called?
Young Shawn: B.A. Baracus.

"I am not sure but it might have been a werewolf."

new:
"I honestly thought you got that one for a second"
(may not be exact)[/color][/size][/font]

Ghosts? (when talking about the dog siren thingy...)

grr... now I need a new one

Okay:
"Don't just get up there and start winging it! That's not how we operate."

I might be wrong but i think it might be
Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!"


Here's a new one.
Henry: [pointing to the bishop] What is this one called?
Young Shawn: B.A. Baracus.

Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds

New:
"I'm your father, you do not call me 'dude'."

"Since you turned into Urkel and you into Tina Yothers/Jan Brady, there is no real match."

Forget Me Not (when they're at the Ranger Station)

"They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGO's so I'm torn"

Forget Me Not?

"I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions!"

"It's me papa."

"You mean you haven't been trying all this time?"

Nope! The line before it goes like this: "If you mention this down at the station, I will personally make it harder there for you."

Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds??

Correct! So now, give us a quote.

ok

"Gus you didn't?!"
"Yes, I did!" (smirk)

Down the Strench Comes Murder!

"If there were doves flying over us, we would be in a John Woo Movie."

Greatest adventure in the history of basic cable

"In some states that's called child abuse"

Next one: "It's your own knee."

Dis-lodged

Now, an easy one because I don't feel like tracking down a harder one:
"Dude, what's your glitch?" (may not be exact)

"Mr. Bean, it is you."

New:
"You know these things stain... but they are very delicious!"

Gah...I can see it. He's eating pistachios...but I can't quite place it!

Hint, por favor?

Oh, great...now I'm dreaming up scenes in my head. And craving pistachios.

Your quote's from "Woman Seeking Dead Husband - Smokers Okay, No Pets."


New quote...

"That's ridiculous. If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now."

"Fisaderbal"
don't think I spelled it right

That's okay... it was made up anyhoo...

PILOT!


New:
Second half to that joke?