Im just kidding
Shawn: But he ran away like a screaming little girl
Gus: Shawn that was one time.

Yes, that's it, psy vs. psy

Cloudy with a chance of murder?


"You can sink my boat"

^ "Speak now or Forever Hold Your Piece."


"Oh my God! Did you take a bath?"

He Loves me, He Loves me not, He loves me, oops he's dead.

To follow it up, "it's like my father always told me, 'Real men take bubble baths'"

And Down The Stretch Comes Murder


Ok, here's an easy one:
"Somebody give me a gun!"

Theres Something About Mira

Next:
"What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that, too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece

"She's like a rabid mink." I don't know if that's the exact quote, but you get the idea.

Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion

"Dude! It worked! We're in!"

Forget Me Not?

"I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions!"

Dis-lodged dude this is getting hard to think of stuff

ok

hello. my name is inspector carlton lassiter i like cheese

Lights Camera Homocidio

"It's 82% Hawaiian."

Scary Sherry

"Ooh! Lassie, what's that?"

Rob-a-Bye Baby

"So pack it in. Pull the plug. Shut it down. Leave the dead meat in the freezer, and put on your Sunday best, cause it's Arbor Day baby."

Poker?...I barely know her (not 100% sure on that one)


"We'll just get a women's large then."

I hate to break the game but im not to good with quotes, but Friday night had a few that I loved so here they are:
Shawn Spencer “Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman’s ball? “ Carlton Lassiter “We don’t have balls.“
Shawn Spencer “I honestly have no response to that.“
"Thats alright, Shawn. I honestly didn't know i was gonna be putting my foot in your ass. Life's full of surprises."

Bouny Hunters!

"What, he didn't die at the end?"

Those are some good ones

QUOTE

"What, he didn't die at the end?"

Okay, so I'm totally not sure about this one, but I think that it's "Shawn v.s. the Red Phantom." But, like I said, I'm not positive.

This one's insanely easy, but...whatever. XD

"Mom?"

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead

"Don't be such a gloomy you, Gus!"

I love what my avatar says! That was a halarious episode!!!

"my gun is loaded"

"well, my gun is bigger"

^ "Weekend Warriors."

"Speaking of smoked turkey; you know why Gus isn't a smoker? 'Cause when we were kids, I made him smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and he discovered he hated the taste. Pretty good influence, if I do say so myself."

Gus' Dad may have killed an old guy if I remember correctly

Here's a fairly easy one

"I've seen Jaws"

Who Ya Gonna Call?



"Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by"

Red Phantom!

Dang it! I had a good one and now I've forgotten it.

"That's preposterous."

Spelling bee.

"But I want you to think about that, ok? Like if that really happened?"

Totally not sure but I think its
Weekend Warriors.




"Stalking me, the Raccoon was stalking me,dad."

That ones actually from
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Love Me. Oops He's Dead!

Game, Set...Muuurder?

"We need to step it up literally and we need to stomp the yard figuratively."


Dude, and I love your sig! I almost died laughing when Conan was trying to do that.

^ "American Duos?"

"I call the big one 'little Shawn.'"

"Zero the murder in 60 seconds"

I won the presidential fintness award

Psy vs Psy

"Colorado State University."

xmas special/Gus' Dad May Have Killed An Old Guy


"I have a motorcycle but I never seem to be driving it."

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead

"Good call with the short bat."

And Down The Stretch Comes Murder


"Just call someone a hippie and get it over with."

and Down the stretch comes murder

"and now, you got your prize"

9 Lives

"That's kind of a shallow question, isn't it?"

ooh ooh!

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, oops she's dead!

"Because you... have magic hands"

^ "Speak now or Forever Hold Your Piece."

"Now, Alice, I can feel that you're hurting--"

"Really? You can 'feel' that I'm hurting? Come on psychic, you can do better than that."



It's more like two quotes, but, whatever.

Scary Sherry


Now, since this one got totally skipped over, here it is again:

"Just call someone a hippie and get it over with."

No one knows? Here's another quote from the same episode, someone surely remembers this one:

"That's what killed his nose!"

Oh, that's what it was from! I wasn't too sure on the first quote that you gave, but the second one was easy enough.

"Meat is Murder, but Murder is Also Murder."

This one should be pretty easy:

"First the carrot, then the stick."

"If you were so smart, how come you are dead?"

"Tell me you are wearing that shirt because they have to spot you from space."

I'm pretty sure it's from "and down the stretch comes murder", I don't remember this quote exactly, but that episode had enough shirt references in it that I'm pretty sure I got it.

"I bet they were delicious!"

I vaguely remember that quote, but I can't remember where it's from. This is getting hard!

"Oh, I have handcuffs."

The answer to YOURS is the pilot

Mine was the ending to "Women seeking dead husband, Smokers O.K... no pets" remember the chicken wings?


Anyway, new one, "Could have had a little fun with it, "You dig my jist, Sweetpants?" These are just suggestions. "

wow mozzy u always pick hard ones...

i'll add a new one in case no1 can answer ur tough ones...

"well, he had to learn sometime that smoking was bad for him"

lol loved that line!!!

You do pick hard ones Mozzy! I remember the scence, just not the episode. I do have a guess, but I'm not sure if I'm right.

The smoking line was in the Christmas special right?

"I think I have a boo-boo."

nope not the christmas one...try again...

"well he had to learn sometime that smoking was bad for him"

hint: its an early episode (REAllY OlD)