Shawn Gets the Yips

"Let's twist this."

Tuesday the 17th

EDIT: Here you go:

Lassiter: “A dead body changes things.”

Shawn: “And that’s your email signature.”

Hint: In this eppy, Shawn and Gus were on fire...literally. And a pole was involved.

Earth, Wind, and...Wait for it...


"First of all, I am trying to sound like the El Pollo Loco guy."

My favorite: Lights, Camera... Homicidio

The next one:

Shawn: It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made like, 500 rupee.
Gus: That's thirteen dollars.

Daredevils!

Next:

Shawn: Touch it, just use your fingertip.
Gus: I am not touching an electrified fence, Shawn!
Guard: How about I touch it?
Shawn: I don't think I like the way that sounds.

The Old and the Restless

Shawn: We sniffed each other in the hallway.

Psy vs Psy

"Gus, don´t be exactly half of an 11 pound black forced ham."

It's actually "black forest ham." "Black forced ham" gets into an entirely different code of ethics.

Next:

Gus: Dude, you are leering.
Shawn: If by leering you mean staring oddly in a creepy way, yes.

You didn't answer the question. 4ever's was Six Feet Under the Sea. Yours is Talk Derby to Me.

Somebody post a new quote.

I'm on it

"A little girl started crying when she saw this shirt."

And Down the Stretch Comes Murder

"A little discretion here?"

What the heck? I know I posted 6 feet under...or maybe in my head? Dangit, Maybe I deleted it when I copy & posted a new quote over the one I'd originally been thinking. Sorry.

Is that from Psy versus Psy's quote: "Okay, first of all a little discretion would be nice, alright " ?

Next,

Shawn: "Notice straight, straight above you, the Hammer of Jeff. And over there to the south."

Yup (I messed up a little)
From the Earth to Starbucks

"You do know how to conduct yourself on a date, don't you?"

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead

Shawn: "It's like Bat-signal, only way awesomer. The silhouette in the sky would have been my hand to my head, psychic-style. I drew up a whole proposal."

Any Given Friday Night At 10PM, 9PM Central

"Keep in mind my calves are like carved marble."

Weekend Warriors

"You two are officially my least favorite tag team of all time!"

Tuesday the 17th!

Next:

Gus: Shawn we're in a hallway. Staying close to the wall doesn't make us invisible.
Shawn: I'm going to disagree.

American Duos

"Who are the other investors? Tango and Cash?"

Bounty Hunters!

"It's not that we need you. We want you. Plus. We need you."

Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable

"I bet he plays rugby."

Psy vs. Psy

"Let's do a loop."

Was that too hard? Or too vague? Do I need to give a clue?

There's Something About Mira

Next Quote:

"I don't know, but.... I don't know."

I'm pretty sure that's Shawn Has the Yips... right?

Nope sorry guess again.

Hint: He's talking with Lassiter at a party because Gus wouldn't listen to him.

Bueller?

Exactly! Its Murder, Murder, Murder, Anyone?

Lassiter asks who has been killed and Shawn says "I don't know, but.... I don't know" while poking Lassiter in the chest.

Ok now its your turn! And.... GO!

I'll go.

"I don't sound like Richard Roundtree, Shawn."

If Your So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?

"I can't see out of my left eye. I see dead people."

Bollywood Homicide

"I'm sorry. Am I interupting your trance?"

DANG IT! I knew it was either my guess or Bueller.

65 Million Years Off

"You say that again, I'll punch you in the face."

Shawn Has the Yips


"You wanna see how far I can spit?"

He Dead

"You are a naughty, naughty boy."

Mr Yang


Argh your gonna die up there

Devil is in the details....and the upstairs bedroom


"Let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself." haha love this one

Any Given Friday Night

"We don't have balls."

Who Ya Gonna Call? (I honestly have no response to that. Hehe)


"Not really. There's no one here with an IQ over 40."

Black & Tan!

Juliet: (on the phone) Hi, Mrs. Lassiter?
Mrs. Lassiter:Yes, who is this? What do you want?
Juliet: It's about your son
Mrs. Lassiter: Oh, No! It's the phone call!
Juliet: Oh, no, no, no It's not that.
Mrs. Lassiter: Well then, who the Hell are you?
Juliet: I'm his partner.
Mrs. Lassiter: But you're a woman.
Juliet: Yes, shocking isn't it.

Poker? I barely know her!

"Maybe blow some glass."

Psy vs. Psy

"Dad, please tell me you're wearing this shirt because someone needs to see you from space."

Is it "And Down The Stretch Comes Murder"?

Mmhm Hit us with another quote!

(Hope this one hasn't been done)


"And your best man was a goat? I was supposed to be that goat!"

(every quote posted has been done before probably a million times )

There's Something About Mira

"GUS, LOOK! Ryan really did work at Bush Gardens."

I think it's "Truer Lies".

Yup

Juliet O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today.
Shawn Spencer: "Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word "literally?"

Ohhh...I should know this ...dang, I guess I'll have to go re-watch some episodes...

I LOVE that line! I was practically saying it myself as Juliet said it, and I died laughing.

65 Million Years Off

Some post another?