"From the Earth to the Starbucks"? How about:
Shawn: This cat is not my new partner, Gus, don't be ridiculus.
Gus: Then tell me again, why does the cat get to ride shotgun?

From Earth to Starbucks

I still have no quote..someone can hit us with another one.

No one answered this one yet...hint: think waaaaaaaaaaay back to Season 1.

That's nine lives right?

Yeah. How about:
Shawn: Spell banana
*dialogue*
Contestant: Definition please?
Shawn: What? A yellow fruit. Also a pudding...a very delicious pudding!!!

I love that quote...someone made it into a T-shirt on Cafe Press! LOL!!

That is from Spelling Bee.


How about this one...it's tricky because Shawn said a variation of it on another eppy:

"Aaaaaaannd scene."


And it's NOT Gus Walks Into a Bank. Shawn said "Aannnnd cut" on that eppy

Oh, jeez, I know this!

Is it "Woman Seeking Dead Husband"?

Yes! Shawn said it to Gus and that lady at the police station!

You're turn!

How about this one-

Shawn: "How much do we have in the Psych savings account?"
Gus: "I really hate it when you ask that question."

"Truer Lies" I just watched that yesterday!

(Drunk) Lassiter- "Can I tell you a secret?"
Shawn- "I wouldn't recommend it, no."

Earth to the Starbucks

Doctor_McCrimmon i hope you dont mind if i continue

Juliet: I just thought it would be nice to surprise him.
Karen: Oh, Detective Lassiter does not like surprises.
Juliet: Of course he likes surprises. Everybody likes surprises.
Karen: Detective Lassiter has a very particular comfort zone. And you don't even wanna know what we now call the "Secret Santa Debacle of 2005."

That's from Poker? I Barely Know Her.

Next:

"Look, he's the only suspect we have. He tried to hate *me* to death. I know it's circumstantial, but in a pretty bad way..."

Is this from season 1?

That's Dislodged.

Hmm...I got nothing. BTC, go ahead and post the next one

Is it okay if i do?

"Whoa! Psychic vision. Incoming!"-Shawn

Cools! Is this Daredevils?

Yepp sure is. Your turn!

Here's a new one:


"The 'cheetah' is the worst name for a pick-up move in the history of mankind. Remember the rule: Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again. Besides, I think 'Operation Colonel Sugar-lemons' is a much better move for a place like this"

Is that from Black and Tan?

If so......

"Simba, I am your father..."

Forget me not

Shawn: Okay, Lassie, the answer is an enthusiastic and sprightly "Yes!"

Bounty Hunters!!!


Next:

Juliet: The short answer is, we just haven't really needed any outside help.
Shawn: Well, what's the long answer. I mean, throw a but in there, and add something about a dream where you and I got thrown out of a mattress showroom.

Is this 65million years off?

Yup...you got it!

Next quote-

Kelly: "Now it's your turn to die."
Shawn: "Say what?"

Lights! Camera! Homicido!

Next:

"Hey blowie, I know youre new, but next time if you want to get your spit all over
the evidence, why don't you just lick it?"

9 Lives?

oh oh i got one " Here Dolphin" what episode is that from ? thanks

correct!

Sweet! Here's one. . .

Oh, ye immoral man of low fiber! You should really eat more bran.

"Weekend Warriors"

Here's a long but funny one...

Man on boat- "What are you guys doing out here?"
Shawn- "Oh, you know, just...hiding from sharks. We heard that they can see you when your lights are on so we kicked ours off."
Man on boat- "Uh, that's not how sharks work at all."
Shawn- "Regular sharks, right. But we heard that there was a infestation of genetically altered shark-like beasts in the area. They can smell the light."
Gus- "They also type."
Shawn- "True. Not very well, but they're sharks, with fins, so it's still impressive."

Not too shabby....

That would be from Six Feet Under the Sea

And now for my Quote:


Shawn: First the carrot, then the stick.
Gus: You don't even know what that means, do you?
Shawn: Leave me alone.

If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?

Someone else can give the next quote... I got nothin' right now...

No problem

'Wow... Dad. Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space.'

"And down the stretch comes murder"





Here is another on:
Shawn: Depends on what happen to him if he wakes up and says he Howard Jones i am like Dude things can only get better, if he wins the US open i am openly weeping in the family box between his mother and his father , if he leaves the cake out in the rain !

Lassie Did A Bad Thing

Next:
"Aww, Jules! If you want to spend more time with me, you don't have to trump up some case. You just pick up the phone, give me a call, and say, "Shawn, I'm here. I've got Pudding Pops."

Lights, Camera, Homicido.

Quote:
"You can tell that to my 3-hole-punch..(I mean)...can of pepper spray!"

Gag reel Talk derby to me


That smells good that smells really good

There Might be Blood

Is this "There Might Be Blood" when Gus was talking about Shawn eating onions and to use mints and Shawn was like like testing his breath?

Really? An 11 point turn?

Now that one is from Shawn and Gus of the Dead. Hit us with another one!

Ok here is one:

Shawn "Lassie, your childhood must have been pure hell. The good news? I'm available for hugs."

And down the stretch comes murder

here's a very funny (and punny) one:

Shawn: I am a psychic
Gus: we work for the Santa Barbara police department. we’ve solved over 47 cases
Shawn: you’ve seen the mentalist, right? It’s like that
Gus: except that guy is a fake
Shawn: right, if I was a fake psychic it would be eerily similar
Gus: exactly the same
Shawn: A virtual carbon copy

Extradition British Columbia


But How

Extradition: British Columbia!
hmmmmmmm.....
This is my birthday, and I'm not solving a case until I get a big-ass pumpkin.


(I admit, that might not be the exact quote but it's close enough to guess)

Black and Tan? (i know this is gus' birthday)

if it is, here's the next one:

shawn: i wanna see the book,im also going to eat these waffles

Extradition: British Columbia

Let go of me
Don't you dare go boneless on me Shawn