It's a people thing


Gus walks into a bank

Gus it's usage minutes it doesn't matter which one of us makes the call.
Just call me Shawn
Fine I'm sorry I can't let this go
it's a monthly plan it's a minutes plan
Can we get started with this thing now?

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead

Shawn: Told you so. Touché.
Gus: You can't "touché" yourself.
Shawn: Sure I can. Your bad.
Gus: It's not "my bad." You can't "my bad" for someone else.

If I'm remembering right, its "Christmas Joy"

Chief: "Who gave you access to the file room?"
Shawn: "Irrelevant! And, immaterial."

lassie did a bad bad thing

Shawn: Sink Hole Sissy Feet Flapjacks GoGo Boots

Actually, I got that quote from a different episode...

my bad

s'okay

I'm not sure if this is from Earth wind and wait for it..I distinctly remember irrelevant and immaterial from that eppy.

if it is correct, here's a quote that i find very funny- the Teen Wolf reference is just hilarious, plus gus and i share the same opinion on that

Shawn: What about your Teen Wolf theory?
Gus: Hey, that's just a fact. If any of us were in high school and some dude became a wolf, we wouldn't be cool with him just because he could dunk a basketball. I certainly wouldn't be selling "I Heart Wolf" t-shirts. I could tell you that.
Shawn: Oh, save it for your podcast.

It was from "Earth, Wind, and...wait for it..."

This is from "And Down the Stretch Comes Murder"

I just watched that today :]

Yep, you get to give the next quote (or just ask for someone else to if you don't want that duty)!

Sorry, I had to get off before I could post the quote. My family and I went to see Harry Potter 6 for my parents' anniversary.

I almost lol'd right in the middle of the movie in the theater because they mentioned pineapple

Anyway:
"What are you, the Ambassador of Rope Etiquette?!"

I'm not positive..but I think this is from "Bounty Hunters"??

Yep! :] Your turn.

Ok...here's one:


"I'll sit on the birthing ball. I kid you not, this thing is like a refreshing waterfall cascading down your vertebrae. It might help your stomach issues."

"Woman Seeking Dead Husband" (I don't want to bother writing out the whole title x] )

"Did he just say, 'Absolutely,' with a little half-smile? I'd like that printed out, please. I'm thinking of shellacking it on a nice piece of maple. Maybe a little decoupage."

Cloudy chance of meatballs..ah...murder.

Next Quote: "Nothing is agreeing with me today."

Edit: Hmm....here's a hint or two - Shawn was talking to Gus and another man. He had a bag of mini Oreos in his hand. Does that help?

In the words of Gus, "I got this, man..."

Gus Walk into A Bank!

-Beth

next one:


Shawn: Aww, Jules! If you want to spend more time with me, you don't have to trump up some case. You just pick up the phone, give me a call, and say, "Shawn, I'm here. I've got Pudding Pops."

Lights, Camera, Homicidio


"Did they bump the car-washing championships for this?"

Spellingg Bee?

Yup. I'm watching it right now, trying to keep from losing my sanity before my DVDs get here (or I give in and go buy them from Target and then return Amazon's when they get here!)!

I'm watching Disco Didn't Die online to keep my sanity. And didn't I have a great idea on buying it and sending the other back

Here's the next quote:
"That is actually kind of sweet. don't tell anyone I used that word"

Yes, you did! It made me feel a little less crazy for having already been considering the idea!

Vick talking to Shawn on "There Might Be Blood".

I don't have a quote (gotta run and play softball with the coworkers soon).

Someone hit us with the next quote!!

I'll do another one:
"Dude, a jackal is not graceful. It's like a rabid vicious badger."

So... was my response of "Gus Walks into A Bank" right? And if so, don't I get the next quote?

In the meantime, I'll guess this one... Six Feet Under the Sea?

-Beth

Isn't that from "Daredevils!"? I just watched that one today...

Yes..you were correct about Gus Walks into a bank.

I have no clue on the other one.

It is Daredevils. Give us the next quote

Okee doke, here's a longer one:
Shawn- "Don't I get a phone call or something?"
Lassiter- "No."
Shawn- "Fine, how about a text message? I'll be quick. I just need to respond, "OMG, LOL!" Here's a question: how do you make the face that's winking with a tongue coming out one side?"

The greatest adventure in the history of basic cable

someone else can post another quote

No Problem:

Is that even legal? Like in public? Public edification's legal?

Weekend Warriors

"Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11-pound Black Forest ham."

i just realized nobody answered this one yet.

Talk Derby To Me. i watched that episode last night.

just to keep this thread goin....i have 1...its the first 1 in mi signature....

Black and Tan

Yeah I had a similar experience with my dad when I told him I wanted to take Gus here to the prom ha ha ha you and me at the prom

i think that ones Six Feet Under the Sea


Daredevils....i think.

Shawn: "Lexan glass?"
Gus: "Yeah. Its bulletproof."
Shawn: "Well, i'd have to be in case the guns decide to fire themselves."

Shawn and Gus of the dead
I am Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Chesterfield McMillan and wife

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead


Henry: Hey Shawn! Over here, buddy. Hey, how about a big hello for your old man, you haven't seen in a week.
Young Shawn: Hi, old man. Can we go now.

Tuesday the 17th

Shawn and Gus of the dead
I am Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Chesterfield McMillan and wife

Is this from "there might be blood" If so here is the next quote:

Shawn: My God. We went almost three hours without having an argument.
Henry: Hm. It's our best holiday in years, huh?

Gus's dad may have killed an old guy

Henry Henry Tell them who I am
Um
I think he's talking to you
Oh god please tell me I don't look anything like my father

"Forget Me Not"

just a second...gotta get a quote...

Here we go:
Shawn- "Didn't you hear him with the, 'Shawn, Shawn, let me teach you how to drive,'?"
Gus- "I think he wanted to teach you how to drive."
Shawn- 'Yeah. So I could steal it later."

Six Feed Under the Sea

Next Quote: "The tiny voice in my head says there's a reason I'm the only black person here."

(And when Gus said this...I fell out laughing)

daredevils

Shawn: Dude, this blows, with a capital Z

Thats from "Rob-a-Bye Baby"

Shawn: My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my partner.... I can't believe I'm blanking. I've done this a million times.
Gus: Nice work.

Talk derby to me

You have been there every weekend we've rehearsed and don't think I didn't see you trying to through M&M's into the injured soldiers mouths

Weekend Warriors

I don't have a quote...so someone go for it and hit us with another quote!!

Shawn: "What blind kid did you steal that from?"
Brittany: "Why would a blind kid have a video game?"
Shawn: "You have cooties on your face."
Gus: "Shawn!"
Shawn: "She started it."
Gus: "You started it."
Shawn: "She gave me the stink eye."

Christmas Joy


Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.