love it- Lassy is the champion of sarcasm hahaha

it's from Weekend Warriors

next one:

Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassy: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

Then
Need I remind you Mr Spencer what happens when you interfere in a police investigation

Ahh the case gets solved
Who you gonna call


Shawn: It's ok we know you would have done the same for us
Lassitter: Lets not go crazy

lassie did a bad bad thing ?

Shawn: "Jules are you feeling okay ?"
Jules: "Sharp as cheddar."

Scary Sherry 2: Bianca's Toast!

I may have used this one before, but I'm watching it right now so this is what I'm going with!

"Looks like paper. Actually our life savings!"

i think this is from American Duos (when Jules was getting carried away with her groovy dance moves )

yup...I love that episode...my previous quote was from American Duos also.


New one: Ooh, I suddenly have the urge to get my bunions buffed.

game set muurder


Shawn: you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!

Poker? I Barely Know Her!


New (and easy):
"You are *so sexy* right now!"

Gus Walks into a Bank.

I have to find a quote...hang on.

Gus walks into the bank

Shawn: you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.

Okay...next quote

"I'm alright with that except that Gus' leg is touching mine."

There Might Be Blood


"Trust me, I get mine. ... I mean, I'm just waiting for Mrs. Right."

Gus Dad May Have Killed and Old Guy?

I think so..

here's another one:

Gus: [introducing Shawn] This is my associate, William Zane.

dis-lodged

Did I ask for nutshelling

and down the stretch comes murder

Shawn: [to Lassiter] If this is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

Speak now or forever hold your piece

and maybe next time you might think about a tic tac

Bounty Hunters


Next one: You know what we should do? We should enroll you in some man classes.

The Old and the Restless

Shawn: You don't seduce a woman with your forehead and Adam's apple.

Lights camera Homicidio

Gus I'm a grown man I don't have to depend on others to drive me around okay

Rob-a-bye baby

Next quote:
Lassy: Detective O'Hara is an officer of the law. She is a competent investigator, efficient with her paperwork, and maintains her workspace in a clean and orderly fashion. But she is, above all things, not hot!

The Old and the Restless


Shawn: Your going to take his side I can't believe this
Jules: I'm just saying it's a little inappropriate
Shawn: Don't worry it was way before I knew you
Jules: Why would that matter
Shawn: It might
Jules: It doesn't
Shawn: It could
Jules: It won't lets carry on

Christmas Joy

Shawn: [to Gus] I need you! I need the sweet blue shirt, I need the pants, I need the winsome smile that hides the sad Jamaican clown inside.

shawn (and gus) of the dead

shawn spencer

you forgot to post a new quote so ill do one:

"You keep a stun gun in the bird house? What's under the garden gnome, an M80 ?"-Shawn

Greatest Adventure.... Post another quote!

Okay, this is an easy one:
This car makes me want to weep and then die.

american duos. he feels like hes been incarcerated in a blueberry.

Shawn: We couldn't stay away from your citrus.

65 Million Years Off


Next:

"Chief, you give us one day. One day! You have our word. We'll make sure this blatant departmental screw-up doesn't bring down the entire Santa Barbara police world... universe... galaxy."

Lights, Camera Homocidio.


Next Quote: "I have to potty."

Zero to Murder

Next:

It was my best screensaver ever!

Yours is from Shabby the Seal eppy - Six Feet Under the Sea


Oops..actually that's not it. He said it in another eppy.

Let me elaborate:

"I have to potty. Sorry folks, I had an orange julius before I came in and...I have to potty. I know my body. It could get ugly."

Oops! Ok, so we'll just drop mine for now. Ok, I can actually see him saying that potty line now, but for the life of me I can't place it. I mistook it for the line from Zero to Murder where he taps Lassiter on the shoulder, but now I think that was actually 'I have to peepee'

Oh! that was Gus walks into a Bank, right??

**can't believe I've gotten myself involved in Shawn Spencer potty talk...**

I can give hint if you like. He wasn't talking to Lassiter, Gus or any of the "regular crew". Does that help?

And I don't think I got yours right. Jules said she had Shabby as her screensaver but it wasn't her "best one ever" so I got that wrong. LOL! Sorry!

you are correct!! Now I totally missed your quote, so repost that puppy!

Since this one was wrong...

65 Millions Years Off! (In the dino jaws at the museum)



New:
"Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon."

Murder?... Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller?

Next:
"I'd like to show you something. [hold his left hand at eye level] See that? It's the lodge radar. And look at this. [flaps his right hand underneath his left] It's me, flying underneath it. CAW CAW! [walks his fingers across the table] Now look down here. It's Gus. He can't fly."

Dis-lodged.
Lassie: Just so we're clear *holds one hand up high* detectives are here, *holds second hand significantly lower* bounty hunters are here, *holds other hand slightly above second hand* psychics are here.
Shawn: Dude, we beat out bounty hunters!
Lassie: By a knuckle
Shawn: Where are the orthodontists on this list?

Bounty Hunters! Whooho!!

Next Quote: "He had help...on the inside." *Shawn speaking and moving his arms in a "jive-like" motion*

Dude, the description totally gave it away! Disco Didn't Die... It was MURDERED. (By me, in fact. I'm just that good at hiding the evidence.... DAMNED, oops... bloody confessions. You tricked me!)

Ahem.

Here's a nice easy one:

"True story."

"Truer Lies"

next one:
Vick: "It has come to my attention, detective, that you have discharged your weapon on the last four cases you worked."
Lassiter: "Thank you."

Ghost

Because you seem like a terrific person you deserve someone special.
Someone who makes you feel safe but also a little dirty.
You know what I'm talking about

Such a sweet talker

he is a sweet talker
He loves me, he loves me not, oops he's dead

My process starts with a HOLLA and ends with a creamsicle. And if there's time in between, Thundercats. Ho-oh!

"Lassie did a bad bad thing"


Gus: This is breaking and entering.
Shawn: No, no, no, only if we break something...and then enter something. Entering is just entering.

Woman seeking dead husband- smokers okay, no pets

Shawn: [to Lassiter] I have to go pee pee.

Zero to Murder in sixty seconds


Henry: 6.00am Sharp
Shawn: Oh that's to early
Gus: How about 9.00?
Henry: That's a little late
Shawn: Come on guys be reasonable just split the difference okay? Call it 11.15
Henry: 6.00 it is I'll drive

This is from "The Old and the Restless"

Next: "Why can't they just meet us at a well-lit Starbucks?"

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead

Shawn: Make some noise with a z!