Bounty Hunter

I don't have a quote...someone's gotta go.

LOL, I'll offer up another easy one (but a *BIG* favorite!)

"You are so sexy right now!"

Gus walks into a bank


I have a plan it's a little crazy but it might work

What

Dude we totally made it we're in

Is that "American Duos?" I got another one! "Actually, I've been promoted....it's Captain Crunch"

Actually this is from "Forget Me Not."

I can't place the Captain Crunch one though...

Weekend Warriors


"...don't be surprised if your pillow smells faintly of my butt!"

"Black and Tan A Crime of Fashion"
Lassiter: Just so we're clear, [he holds his hand high] here are real detectives. [he holds up his other hand, much further down] Bounty hunters are here. [he moves the first hand directly on top of the second] And psychics are here.
Shawn: Dude, we beat out bounty hunters!
Lassiter: By a knuckle.
Shawn: Where are orthodontists on this list?

Black and Tan a crime of Fashion

Let me ask you a question Freddy and please be honest were you on time for these interveiws?
Yes why do you ask?
I have no reason

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, oops he's dead.


Shawn: I'm not a parent. Or an uncle. Or a godfather. I think children are sticky.

Christmas Joy


Well technically
I was right
You know what?
Forget that I was totally right

This got missed before Bounty Hunters

back to
Well technically
I was right
You know what?
Forget that I was totally right

Something About Mira


"In what world would I apologize to you?"

"Wayne's, maybe Dave's, it's a small..."

Truer Lies



Lassiter: What, no witty retort? No reference to some obscure 80s film? Wow! O'Hara write this down.
Juliet : I don't have a pen.
Lassiter: Make note of the date and time that I, Carlton Lassiter, actually shut Shawn Spencer's cavernous pie hole.

Any given Friday night at 10PM, 9PM Central

I want your baby
I want your baby
Don't I have any female fans

maybe, LIGHTS, CAMERA... HOMICIDIO

Correct your go

Gus: Is this about pride?
Shawn: Gus, I got these jeans at a garage. Not a garage sale, a garage. Clearly pride is not an issue for me.

is it murder?...anyone?...anyone?...Buler?

to the pride quote i kinda wanna think its "Truer Lies"

yes that's correct it's truer lies now it is your turn
sorry gooie_choclatechip_cookie5 it isn't murder?...anyone?...anyone?...Buler?

oh awesome! i didnt think i was right.

ok.....
"slap it on a bisquit"

Dis-Lodged. One of my favorite episodes!


"You know what's my bread and butter? Bread and butter. Fungus never enters the equation."

is it There might be blood
if it is then

Shawn: Oh, come on, Lassie. If Derek hadn't caved, I would have just deactivated it myself. It's very easy, you just clip the red wire and the green wire at the same time.
Juliet: Uh, Shawn, there is no green wire.
Shawn: Really? Huh! Well, in that case we all would have died

Disco Didn't Die. It was Murdered.


Though not as ridiculous as Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones in a Bond movie. But still!

Rob a bye baby

As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy

Episode five of series 3... Greatest Adventures in Basic Cable (I think that's the title. I forget. It's with Uncle Jack.)

It's right after Chief Vick says "Let me be frank."

Correct

Don't I get a phone call or something?
No.
Fine. How about a text message then? I'll be quick. I just have to reply "omg, lol". Here's a question. How do you make the little face that's winking with the tongue coming out on one side?

(;P) <-Just for Shawn

Lol. And easy one, I know. But still, amusing. Of course it's Psych, it's ALLL good. And yes, I meant to do the extra L.... it deserves it. Too bad my Gus-like OCD brain is trying to tell me to fix it.... Must NOT fix it.... Gyah. Didn't do it, yay.

greatest adventure in the history of basic cable

Shawn Spencer: Gus, Henry vouched for me.
Henry Spencer: I did not vouch for you.
Shawn Spencer: You were bragging on me. You have a Dad-crush on me.
Henry Spencer: Shawn, I was not bragging on you! I merely restated stats about your track record that are in the newspaper.
Shawn Spencer: Let's hug it out.
Henry Spencer: Put your arms down.
Shawn Spencer: Give me a hug.

Poker I Barely Knew Her?

Why yes, yes it was... I would have said it, but I wasn't fast enough (or online soon enough, or whatever).

Go ahead and grace us with a quote.

Okay - this may be paraphrased but...

"I got a look at myself in the mirror and I was like WWWHHAAATT!!" (confirmatory and in a very high voice I might add)

Any Given Friday Night (or whatever that episode was called. Episode 3:13, the football one. (and DAMNED, the one I wanted to use was from the same episode!)

Gus: I've been setting up massage tables for the last hour. You know what they do on those massage tables, Shawn?
Shawn: They play connect four.
Gus: They massage men. Big, hairy, MEN. Let me be very clear, these hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself.
(silence)
Gus: Uh, let me rephrase that.
Shawn: Please stop speaking. And no more fist bumps for the rest of the day.



And since you already know (even if I didn't just say it, it's the same ep), here's the actual quote:

Gus: How about you play Six Degrees of Kiss My Ass?
Shawn: First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.

65 million years off

Correct.

Your turn

"Hi, I'm Juliet. And I'm a cop."

tuesday the 17th

Yep Go!

Shawn: That's very Cameron Frye of you.

Poker, I Barely Know Her?

correct! here's another one:


Shawn: Yes, I was yelling, "Gus, stop! Let's be brave!"

Scary Sherri

"Free hugs; who's next?"

Oh dang, I remember the "Good news, I'm available for hugs..Lassie? Jules? Gus, buddy!"

I can't remember the "Free hugs..." but I must take a guess...was it Talk Derby to Me?

Im pretty sure it was Gus Walks in to a Bank.

Oh cools, your turn! Hit us with a quote.

Shawn : I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.

Cloudy chance of murder

That guy's like 5 minutes behind us everywhere we go don't sleep in the nude tonight

There's something about Mira?

No