I think (keyword: think) you might be right. I have one that someone may have already posted but I'll do it here too "I dazzle, and I stretch..."

LOL! That's frome Nine Lives? Right before he sat on Lassie's lap.

Yup, you're right, for both mine and DramaQueen. Go ahead.

Shawn: This is my psychic.........magic head

Shawn V. The Red Phantom.


"Dude, where have you been for the last two years?"

Shawn says this in "Black and Tan" (one of my favorites)


Next quote:


"You dont seduce a woman with your forehead and adam's apple"

That one is from "Lights, camara, homicidio"

Next:

"Because I'm not a raccoon."

Disco Didn't Die It Was Murdered?

Yep!! Your turn!

To keep things going (as I love the idea and it seems to be dying wayyy too soon... There are a shi... ton of good quotes in this series!


Just call me the suck-stopper. No, wait. Don't ever call me that.

I believe that's "There's Something About Mira"
Here's one that's kind of long but funny:
"~"Psych" "Shawn: Hello ladies and gentleman *music* I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora *pause* Borealis. There are over four...hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean, that is why it is called the Infinitum Staroctopussium. *constellations come up on the planetarium* Ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. Over here....we have one with a guy...holding some sort of ...thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish. Vernon: You gotta name them. Shawn: Notice straight, straight above you the Hammer of Jeff. And overt there to the south. Vernon: North Shawn: North, you will see Monkey with Rash. The Egyptians used to set their clocks by it. *comet appears* Oh look, there goes and astroid. Vernon: Comet Shawn: Comet. It's what they named the cleaning solution after. I know it may stink if you leave it in the sink, but oh boy, oh boy does it clean. *whispers to Vernon* Is there a reason why you're standing so close to me? Vernon: Just looking Shawn: Yeah, that's the great thing about looking.....you can do it from far,far away. *Vernon leaves* And now ladies and gentlemen, I now implore you to enjoy the majesty of the heavens."

That's from the earth to the starbucks

*hits buzzer* DING! DING! DING! That's right!
Lassiter: Just so we're clear, [he holds his hand high] here are real detectives. [he holds up his other hand, much further down] Bounty hunters are here. [he moves the first hand directly on top of the second] And psychics are here.
Shawn: Dude, we beat out bounty hunters!
Lassiter: By a knuckle.
Shawn: Where are orthodontists on this list?

Oh, easy Bounty Hunters. BEST EP ever! (Shules FTW!)

Shawn: What time are you seeing that blind chick?
Gus: Gloria can't see me.
Shawn: Dude, I know how being blind works.


LMFAO. Psych has the BEST quotes. I have a whole text file of them that I record all the fun quotes I hear during eps... Super long, might I add.

Zero to Murder

Quote:

Shawn: I'm blind, Gus. Not deaf.

And Down the Stretch Comes Murder. Sad thing, I could tell you exactly what SCENE these are from, too. Lol. OCD much? Why yes, yes I am.

"I'm nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a queen."

I'd have done the full quote, but it's SO much funnier taken out of context.

Can I just say I love your username. Doctor Who FTW!

There might be blood.

"Whipped butter, maple syrup -- what!?"

An evening with Mr Yang

"How is it possible that I am the only sane person in the universe right now?"

Black and Tan - Crime of Passion.

Hit us again with a quote, I don't have any (need to rewatch some eppies!)

Shawn: This place is trashed.
Gus: Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by.
Shawn: I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?


(I got a million of 'em.... Okay, some are duplicated, possibly, because I write funny quips every time I watch an ep... which I do A LOT..... But yeah, I got plenty!)

COOL! Keep hittin' us with them!

I'm going to guess on this one because I can think of two eppies this could pertain to, but what the heck, was it

Red Phantom?

Why thank you. Imagine Shawn travelling with either the Second or Tenth Doctor. Roflmao. I think I've done that crossover, actually, in an RP I had. lol.

And for someone to understand the connotation of the name McCrimmon... You. RULE! Seriously, Old School DW is the best. Like up there with Psych, and Burn Notice, and Next Generation. And what a leap of genre there, isn't it? But yes, Second Doctor was the best, Jamie was the greatest companion EVER. Next to Shawn... but as he's not a companion officially... YET... I can't really say him can I?

Damned, I want to go kidnap Shawn and the Doctor again and make them have adventures for me....

Why, yes, yes it was.

Shawn: Oh, yes. Yes, I'm definitely feeling something here. Oh, it's good. It's nice!
Mrs. Breyfogle: What? What is it?
Shawn: This mattress. It feels like one of those mattresses where you can bounce a bowling ball but the glass of wine doesn't spill. Gus, go find a glass of wine and a bowling ball.


Will do

that's red phantom too

Tricky, this is Red Phantom too, he was jumping on the kids bed, then he figured out the light thing, right?

Keep it going! Ooh..or if Gooie Choc Chip wants to go, they guessed it before me!

Right you are... both of you.

Here's one NOT from Red Phantom. LOL

Shawn: Dude! That rock is sprayed with arterial red!
Gus: Taste it.
Shawn: Dude, what is up with that? Everytime i cut myself you were like taste it, lick it, it'll make it feel better.
Gus: It will. Taste it.
Shawn: IT'S NOT MY BLOOD!

the old and the restless

Right you are. Do you have a quote? Or shall I continue?

ok here's the quote
Shawn: sinkhole sissy feet flapjack gogo boots

Was it by any chance "Talk Derby to Me"?

yes, yes it was
you do the next one cause i have to go now

No problem. See ya.


Henry: I've been leaving messages on your phone.
Shawn: Yeah, I sort of dropped my phone.
Henry: Well, what'd I tell you about taking care of your stuff?
Shawn: You know what, you're right. First my tricycle out in the yard, now this - I see a pattern developing here.

Shawn and Gus of the Dead

Post another quote, I don't have any yet (still).

Here ya go:

Gus: So the prophecy has been fulfilled.
Shawn: Hmm. What? What are you talking about? What prophecy?
Gus: Nothing. I just figured it was finally my chance to say something dramatic.

He probably would have gotten along with David Tennant's Doctor. They both made obscure references that no one knew about. Plus they both seemed a lot alike. That would have been a perfect show for me. I hope #11 is as good as David.

I believe that's Game, Set... Murder?

If so, I'll be back with a new quote

Right you are! I'll be looking forward to the new quote.

Okie, new quote!

(Shawn and Gus together): Kyrie eleison, Kyrie eleison, Kyrie eleison...

Dis-lodged?

Dislodged?

Sorry, I'm passing out here. I'll put forth one more, but then must pass the torch to whomever gets it next... as I must get sleep.


[Shawn pretends to feel a spirit in the records room so he can look at a case file]
Shawn: Yes, I can feel her all right. She's over by the W's.
Sgt. Allen: Why?
Shawn: No. W.

Yep, that's it!



That is Woman Seeking Dead Husband, Smokers Ok, No Pets

uhhPineapples... you can take the next quote, since you got Dislodged right

"I honestly didn't know I was going to be putting my foot in your ass. Life's full of surprises. "

And that would be Shawn and Gus of the Dead. Gus said it to Shawn because he dragged him to a cemetary and Lassie was exhuming a body.


"What kind of psychic are you?"

"One that likes beans."

Hint: this is from early Season 3. Hmm...I made this one a toughy. Well someone can post another quote in the meantime while folks figure this one out.

Daredevils

your turn lizzy

I can't think of one right now. Someone else can go.

I'll go-

"No this is not because I want the barbeque!"

I'm watching this episode right now

Dislodged. Lassie getting scolded by his ex for arresting her dad.

Roflmao.

Um:

Lassiter: Listen you two-
Shawn: Did you see who won?
Gus: I beat him, didn't I?
Shawn: Best two out of three!
Gus: That means I beat him, right?
Lassiter: Unlike everyone else around here; I'm not fooled by the fact that you wear grown up clothes, have mastered the rudementary levels of communication, and somehow manage to feed yourselves. I see you for what you are: children. So do me a favour and let the grown-ups do their work.
Shawn: I got a boo-boo.

zero to murder in sixty seconds

new quote
Carlton Lassiter:Come on, we'll show you how real cops do it.
Juliet O'Hara: No comeback? Shawn, that's slightly embarrassing.
Shawn Spencer: Where'd you get that su... suit, the toilet store?

65 million years off.