Truer Lies


Why you dirty, filthy rascal with the suede, suede head.

Poker? I Barely Know Her!!
going old school are we?

Lassiter: You missed something. We found prints.
Shawn: Was he in a little red corvette?
Gus: Under a cherry moon?
Lassiter: FINGER-prints!

American Duos!

"In my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education."

Still one of my favorite exchanges of all time. That's from American Duos, an episode filled with oh-so-many wonderful quotable moments.

Gus: "Do not get up there and start winging it! That's not how we operate."
Shawn: "Dude, where have you been for the last two years?"

American Duos!

"In my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education."

That would be 'Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion'

Someone else can post the next one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry: Whatever, Shawn. All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, I sand off a layer first. Same thing goes with tanning.
Shawn: That is the single most disturbing analogy I've ever heard in my entire life.

Henry: Whatever, Shawn. All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, I sand off a layer first. Same thing goes with tanning.
Shawn: That is the single most disturbing analogy I've ever heard in my entire life.

--- umm...that is from "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, oops he's dead."

&&& "In my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education...is from "spelling bee". =)


my turn!

" simba I am your father."
" mufasa never said that."
" mufassa, darth vader, it's all james earl jones."

that's Forget me not

Shawn Spencer: Flower doodle in the upper-right hand corner is excellent. This horse at the bottom doesn't look anything like My Little Pony.
Juliet O'Hara: The writing not the... That's a dog. I draw when I get anxious.

Shawn vs. The Red Phantom


"Dad, I don't know if you just read The Secret or watched an emotional 'Oprah' or what, but I don't think we're ready to open our souls to each other."

Shawn: "I have an idea."
Gus: "Is it good?"
Shawn: "Not really."



And I have a request for a quote. I want one for my signature that would have some exchange between Shawn and Henry about how Henry will tell anyone what he's thinking (example: on "Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing" when Lassiter's eating out of the cereal box and Henry asks him if he was raised by wolves). My sister says I'm exactly like Henry - she was laughing so hard on that part - so I wanted a quote like that in my signature if possible; I just can't think of any. Thanks!

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead



You're saying you'd rather it be someone we knew and care about? Fine, next time I see Jules I'll just tell her you wish she was dead.

talk derby to me!
ummm...
*gets season dvd out*
ummm...
*puts it in dvd player*
umm
*plays random episode*
look gus! shower for two!
easy train continues!! ET
but this is reallly random and stupid..but..i keep a psych notebook....that has an episode review for each episode..including quotes & everything!!lol! im a psych nerd!

That quote's from 9 Lives, right?

My turn!
Shawn: "I have an idea."
Gus: "Is it good?"
Shawn: "Not really."


lol And actually, you're not a nerd. And you're the perfect person for my above mentioned request! ^ Which was that I want a quote for my signature that would have some exchange between Shawn and Henry about how Henry will tell anyone what he's thinking (example: on "Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing" when Lassiter's eating out of the cereal box and Henry asks him if he was raised by wolves). My sister says I'm exactly like Henry - she was laughing so hard on that part - so I wanted a quote like that in my signature if possible; I just can't think of any. Thanks!

From "There Might Be Blood"

my turn!

Gus: Where are our candlesticks, shawn?
Shawn: Maybe you just jumped over them.
Gus: What?
Shawn: Be nimble? Be quick?

Cloudy...chance of Murder


Shawn: What time are you seeing that blind chick?
Gus: Gloria can't see me.
Shawn: Dude, I know how being blind works.
Gus: I mean she's booked, Shawn

Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds

*runs for psych dvds*

Gus: i'm not playing shawn, i never get to do anything for myself! i'm getting that massage, and yes i'll be naked, under my robe, unashamed while they rub little shawn down!!!!!

ok, so it's a gimme, but i couldn't resist

LOL, also "Zero to Murder in Sixty Second"

New:
Sweet baby J

oo! i'm not sure, but isn't that from one of the first episodes from season 3 when shawn's mother was on the show?

"if we are you should know that i took a handwriting course at the learning annex last summer, and i can tell by the way you turn your 'n' humps that you have a very open and child-like kindness about you."

i'm pretty sure that was forget me not when henry and shawn were talking to mr. pedlick


"go to detention room number two, shake down your vandal, all the evidence you need is in his left shoe."

thats too easy!! piolit
"nah. wallee dosn't live here anymore"
thats my favorite quote!

0 to murder in 60 sec

"Hey everybody, look how big I am compared to this airplane!"

thats WAY too easy..."An Evening with Mr. Yang" duhh

mine

Shawn: I know, and that's why I'm here to offer our services.
Lassie: I'd rather shower with a bear.

Black and Tan



And that was not correct for mine, so I offer it again:

"Sweet Baby J"

(And usually we only offer new quotes when we know it is right or have been told it was correctly guessed )

OOH that's from 'Lassie Did A Bad, Bad Thing' when Shawn learns that the psych report on Lassie was by his own mother.

Right! Now you can give the next quote!

mm ok...lets think...

"Come on dude, I'm stabbing you in the heart! Give me something to work with here!"

um...i'm going to guess that's from lights, camera...homicidio. it's 5am, and i don't feel like thinking up another quote, so hopefully i'm wrong lol

eh...well whatever, if i'm wrong someone gets to guess two:

"his blood pressure went boom, and his brain got an owwie"

lol love that scene... from the old and the restless

hmmm...
how about
"Way to stay on the abriviation train, gus!"
"you mean the A.T.?"

and down the streatch comes murder

For you edification.......

woot woot! correct.
weekend warriors.

I'm trying to think of a tougher one. Maybe this is, maybe not.


Chief: "How sure are you about this theory?"
Shawn: "Crystal."

I used this in one of my previous posts.

hmmm. i think you stumped us!
unless... is it from earth wind and wait for it?

It's from "There's Something About Mira"
hmm now i have to think of one...

Shawn: "Right, I'd never seen a girl lie about entering the witness protection program."
Gus: "She wasn't lying, Shawn."
Shawn: "Gus, I saw her at Starbucks."
Gus: "You can't be sure of that."
Shawn: "She was wearing a name tag, she had a plaque on the wall. Employee of the Month. Her hobbies were hiding, and lying about hiding."

[color="#00FFFF"][/color]From earth to starbucks Heard about Pluto? It's messed up right?"
[size="6"][/size]bang thats myfav

ohhhh yea gotcha
and psshhhhh. "Game set....Muuurder?"

haha mmk you gotta pick one now!

ok
oo got one.
'dude! ive driven past this place AT LEAST twice!"
lol.

he loves me not

"Yea, 2 whole minuts...."

ohhh god i love that scene!!
when the music is like playing and hes drawing and stufff
oh yea i gotta tell you the episode lol weekend warriors.
ok ummm
"see? he said flesh!"

An Evening With Mr. Yang.

"And here we can see...Monkey with Rash...and over here, a guy holding...something...."

Ohhh From Earth to Starbucks!!

Shawn: “I plead the third.”

Gus: “The third amendment says that a soldier can’t be lodged in your house. You mean the fifth.”

Shawn: “I’ve heard it both ways.”

earth to starbucks
umm..
someone else do the quote. im brain dead

Ooooh, that one sounds familiar....


Is it.... Cloudy, with a chance of ... Muuuurder?

Hummm....
Keep guessing!

umm..............weekeend wariors?
(context clues )) lol

Huh...Stumped you on my first try!
I'll give a hint....SEASON 3.5

It's not An evening with Mr Yang again is it? or wait. Truer Lies!