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So, as a newbie here, I was a little lost trying to add to this story, so I decided to compile everything that has been written so far. I added punctuation and paragraph breaks, and tweaked capitalization, but I DID NOT change spelling or take out or add any words.

So, here's the story so far (and keep on adding from here!):

Shawn an Gus was at the pineapple factory in somerwere in California when they saw kids runaway from a gigantic falling strawberry cream donut.

Shawn looked around for something to do while he saw something that looked like a good clue to solve the puzzle. Shawn suddenly knew that Gus was eating a piece of fallen donut.

"DUDE!" Shawn yelled, "I need that or I will tell everyone that in high school You were a member of the Sweater Vests for all seasons club! Then I'll tell your mom about the time you got arrested for impersonating a nun!"

"Shawn, that was you"

Then Shawn remembers the incident, "That was the time before you ate some of that strawberry doughnut that was not yours to touch."

"We should go now, Shawn. Before the security guards comes back to see who took that doughnut peice!"

"You're right, Gus."

So they left and drove to the police station to find Lassiter but found Jules and told her, "Jules I wanted to let you come see my new pineapple collection. Then we can go bowling and get some food."

Jules just sighed, "You know you are just so one track minded."

Shawn smirked and then Henry called Shawn and said "Shawn! What are you doing hitting on detective O'Hara without any class! You should be telling her how smart you think her pants are!"

Shawn looked at Lassie hatefully and rolled his eyes offered to use his fist to readjust his attitude. Shawn politely declined but asked if Gus wanted one.

"Sure! I'll take what Shawn is ordering," he told Lassie, grinning like a hungry monkey.

Lassie was tempted to dance like a ballerina, but just walked away.

Shawn smiled and laughed because Gus actually had agreed to get punched. Then Shawn asked why Lassy was wearing that tie because it looked so *wow* and he wanted one to show to his new puppy that his dad had gotten at a fancy restaurant where he dines with his freaky shoe laces and his new girlfriend.

Lassie said, "Spencer, why are you doing that?"

He pointed to the shirt that Lassie was wearing, he then ate it.

Gus looked shocked but decided he should expect Shawn would do something similar to that.

Then Jules decided they should go find a place to buy a microwave pizza oven at the local medical hospital. Then Gus said, "Why are we going to make waffles? I don't want any meat pies made of chunks of salisbury steaks and served with a can of small english peas and pearl onions covered with cheese."

Then Will Ferrell arrived and said "I have a diet coke and a ticket to 'Lightbulbs on Ice.' Wanna come too? It will be the most wonderful double blind date I ever ate. We should bring along our favorite array of soaps!" But then Lassie pulled his gun and arrested them.

Then Will Ferrell danced in while Shawn punched Lassie.

Lassie cried out, "Sweet justice Spencer!" running away like a scared flamingo while yelling out, "Shawn, wait until the man is quickly being handcuffed before hopping on a yellow submarine!"

Lassie trips over a cord left stretched across the floor of the crime scene. Shawn looked over to Gus and laughed.

Gus wanted to hold composure but the fall was too hilarious to. They both started hysterically laughing and mocking Lassi's fall.

That made Lassie yell with rage then pout childishly and try to find a reason for his lack of shawn-ish style but there was no explanation The PSYCH team could find, so they continued laughing until Lassie started to cry for them to just leave him alone.

Shawn felt bad and forgot about the whole ordeal.

Gus gave Lassie a pat on the back and took off with Shawn, leaving Lassie all alone to the back door exit.

Gus said, "Shawn you were so mean to Lassiter. You should really go apoligise before he decides to hunt you like a big bad wolf on Little Red Riding hood!!!"

Shawn stared at Gus and, blinking in disbelief, busted out laughing! "Right, as if Lassie could possibly do anything that would make me take it back."

Gus shrugged and said, "If you think that Lassie is going to forget about your mean ways, then go to the bar and buy a HARD drink to toss over the bad times that lay ahead. This will eventually be the end of the greatest partnership in history that Will Ferrell would be jealous of."

Shawn looked around the place to see if anything was missing.

"See anything, Shawn?" said, Gus his bestbud and cohort.

"Well, I could use some help over here man. It's sorta gross."

"I'm not going to fall for that," said Gus.

"Dude, what could that be under that tabel? Eww... I think somebody left it here and it's very safe to assume it might be just what we thought it was due to the way it looked."

Gus looked thoughtful and Lassie looked like he was stunned by what he thought he saw in the box under the shelf in the store room next to the office. So then Lassie walks over to Shawn and Gus followed by Jules who comments that this whole situation is extremely weird as she stood in aww of the stuff in the strange box. A puzzle box?

Beside it was a gift from an interesting country that has been currently undergoing some odd changes to mask their involvment in a certain audacious political scheme towards the second anniversary of the kidnapping of a priceless painting that was famous from the infamous uprising of a local tequila rebellion that might have caused a fire at the entire nation.

Shawn and Lassie were thinking of new ways to out the suspect if he tried who devours kimchi with a side of ramen noodles while robbing the local grocery store.

Gus figured that it couldn't happen because it'd mean that there would be no one who could resist robbing the bank when there was of a small chance that maybe, just maybe, that pigs could fly wearing blue suede shoes while singing, "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor when it is chewed by super-hott shawn spencer before being spit out in a unceremonious type way?"

Gus had an apple and was nauseated at thinking that he might have to see how much of the gross, smelly bad garbage can he'd have to go digging through just to find out where the other part of their favorite little thing was that blinked on and shook when turned clockwise. So then, ate some sushi, headed down to the waterfront where lassi and jules were busy trying to eat bananas while they ordered for a search of that darn bus while trying to life the the thing that might just be what they were expecting to see.

As they started to leave the beach they saw what looked like some sort of shell sticking out of the sand and it was a conch shell and it had a piece of it was broken off at the corner. So then they dug around to try and see what would pop out at the bottom of the strong box. They were looking for additional information that would tell what happened to the key that they needed to open the shiny box that held the golden pineapple! But no key was found at at that location, so they all went back to the secret place to read the newspaper ad that had a great discount on cars, especially the ones that were small and dark blue. There was one small red one that belonged to the guy that shot the pineapple video that was starring Tony Shalhoub and was shown last Sunday.

Shawn had an awesome pineapple ice cream, then went to the disco club to find the bloody knife that someone left on the kitchen counter along with the signed photo of the very infamous Jack The Ripper!!

"How did this photo get here? There was no return address on the dirty envelope," said Gus.

Then Gus and Shawn then examined the contents of the envelope and discovered that there was a small card which suddenly ripped end to end when held. Shawn noticed that it was code for "Bring more pineapples." Unfortunately, there were no pineapples.

Gus, greatly disappointed at lack of pineapple, "Oh well, that's not the only problem we have."

There is a big loud crash right across from their very favorite smoothie shop, so they stopped by to get a yummy pineapple smoothie. But in Gus' he had strawberries!

Shawn and Gus sat down and drank smoothies while Lassie peeped in and began to reprimand them because smoothies weren't allowed to be given to his cat and his dog. They loved smoothies! So he just bought a coffee with pineapple chunks.

"Ugh!" he said, "how can you just drink your pineapple chunk coffee when there's no point of telling us what happened to the blueberry muffin," which was what Gus ate.

"Delicious..." he shouted, "Order me another!"

"No!" the Captain shouted, "you can't order them like they're just some addictive sushi rolls."

So then Shawn jumped up and shouted "ALLEZ CUISIIIIINNNNNE!!!"

Gus stood up awkwardly and said with some enthusiasm, "I believe in the pineapple imp andthe Easter Bunny!!!!" So it was stated that Gus finally jumped up, "No way, Shawn I will not dress like a giant pineapple so you can get the attention of your kinkajoo, why would you think that I would do that huh????"

Shawn replied, "Gus, I love you and i would do that for you anytime so please tell me why you won't show your techno-joy to the masses so that everyone can partake of the wood-carving finals in Nome, Alaska?! Speaking of gnomes I dated one in high school. It didn't last very long because because we had abominable kissing techniques And absolutely terrible jelly fishing skills."

So then Lassie looked at shawn who smiled at Jules behind the table and said, "What in the blue blazes are stole our pineapples?"

"We need pineapples, Tiger Walt Johnson, so we're asking why is he not giving them to us?"

Jules got so angry and threw a banana at Shawn's best friend Gus. So then Shawn threw a mango at O'Hara's head. It flew by and hit Lassie on the knee.

Chief Vick said, "Wait a minute! Stop throwing fruit or else I will have to shove a pineapple down your throat."

So then Shawn pointed his finger toward the door and said "OUT!!!" So then everybody left the room to go see what was going on in the house next door to Shawn's dad's.

Then Henry said, "It's none of your business Shawn but... if you dont mind I'll take this pineapple and a couple of red wine glasses to my ex-wife's pool party and then we'll play pool volleyball."

Then Shawn and Jules grabbed Gus who told Vick, "We'll be back..." and ran off to the (giant) blueberry to go to the other side of the purple globe of insanity.

Jules and Gus start to walk torwards shawn to feed him cheese that she cubed with a sharp object she found. Shawn stated that he needed a new haircut that looked like a style from a movie about a a guy who dated a pineapple while also carousing riding skateboards through the local donut shop and then stopping to check on the guy who was at Red Robbins that ordered the jumbo burger with pineapple on the side so he could dance around and exclaim its properties go to town.

Juliet's friend named Mrs. Badcrumble, apparently had a ritual which involved horseradish and limburger cheese and breakfast cereals.

Iron Chef Challenge was on tv so Shawn went to set up the TiVo. Gus said, "Wait Shawn he's making pineapple upsidedown cake!"

Karen busted the door, "Why am I the only one who dosen't like pineapple upsidedown cake?"

Gus responded by not responding by standing in silence. Jules just stared and started dancing an Irish Jig.

Shawn told her to stop because she looked like a deranged leprachon with a disease that should be given a shot of tequila by a rabid woodchuck visiting his dentist. But she kept dancing away because she had ants in her pants.

Gus said to Chief that babies can be smelly but do have that certain charm in how they pick their nose and eat their little things called pureed prunes and scratch their little toes.

Lassie jumped off the bridge only to be rescued by the little boy cat.

"Hurrah!" yelled everyone, "He's safe from flying spaghetti monsters and meatball bandits!!! Let's have a party!"

The handcuff cupcakes...

the chief ate

that doesn't make sense...