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to go to the other side of the purple globe of insanity Jules and Gus start to walk torwards shawn to feed him cheese
that she cubed with a sharp object she found Shawn stated that he needed a new haircut that looked like a style from a
movie about a a guy who dated a.....pineapple while also carousing riding skateboards through the local donut
shop and then stopping to check on the guy who was at Red Robbins that ordered the jumbo burger with pineapple
on the side so he could dance around and exclaim its properties go to town Juliet's friend named Mrs Badcrumble,
apparently had a ritual which involved horseradish and limburger cheese..... and breakfast cereals iron chef challenge
was on tv so Shawn went to set up the TiVo. Gus said, "wait Shawn he's making pineapple... upsidedown cake!" Karen
busted the door "Why am I the only one who dosen't like pineapple upsidedown cake?" Gus responded by not responding by
standing in silence Jules just stared.... and started dancing an Irish Jig Shawn told her to stop because she looked like
a deranged leprachon with a disease that should be given a shot of tequila by a rabid woodchuck visiting his dentist.
But she kept dancing away because she had ants in her pants Gus said to Chief that babies can be smelly but do have
that certain charm in how they pick their nose and eat their little things called pureed prunes and pureed prunes and
toes. Lassie jumped off the bridge Only to be rescued by the little boy cat "Hurrah!" yelled everyone "He's safe from..
flying spaghetti monsters!!and meatball bandits!!! Let's have a party! The handcuff cupcakes and leg shackel that were attached
for three-legged...giant monsters called the pixie brigade.... who enjoyes skipping rocks while they sing songs by
The Dixie Chicks and The Police Then Shawn's Dad... asked gus why he took his purple shirts and matching polka-dotted socks
without his permission.Gus replied that Henry needed to take a bubble-bath because real men take bubble bathes!
with rubber duckies and pineapple scented in various colors squishy stress ball But Henry looked at Gus confused
because gus was dressed in a M&M costume that had 2 small holes in the M area because he fell on top of a sharp juicy pineapple
and when he stood up he wanted to eat pineapple upsidedown cake with ice cream Gus suspiciously noticed his shartruce suspenders
were missing, but luckily he had a pink utilikilt over his manly and extremely firm left shoulder. Gus quickly grabbed his
pharmisutical case and, walked into the Chief. Startled, she pulled out her chopsticks and began poking them at
Gus's forehead. He screamed like a little girl and
ran while flailing untill gus saw a man beating a rich lass 's chartreuse car so he ran into a big truck and started
yelling that he was going to go to the house that Lassiter built with his extremely polished and expensive favorite hammer
. Then suddenly out of the corner a giant, yellow piece of sponge flew up and landed next to Tim Curry's teddy
Ate a soul and spat it in Shawn's hair care products. Shawn was totally stoked! When all of delicious looking pineapple
fell from the tree at the Local Red Robin and then skipped over to the Snappy Snack Shack and did a front hand spring
and landed on Lassie's last Yodel.Fortunately, Gus was not there to witness the tragedy of Henry's shirt coming back to
blindfold his ex. Shocked, Shawn shouted, "Mommy! Look out and then realized she's playing along with the role
that Henry portrayed. Shawn ran up and grabbed her away from Henry who then immediately
sprayed whipped cream all over the scary intruder that looked kinda like Santa Claus after whipped cream bearded
bikini models had faces with a pencil thin mustache gone awry. Jules decided to see if she could jump from the
Giant Blueberry's roof while it was doing the cha-cha Henry came to watch her perform a dance with a cow in
a cheesehead hat Confused, Lassie went To find Jules...to tell her the captain was at Dunkin Dounuts
with lassie buying strawberry dounuts with three caramel macchiatos.When out of the pineapple-smoothie store
Lassie saw that Shawn was being stalked by a monkey and a red headed man carrying an insturment Lassie decided to
breakdance across E-Street distracting the stalker Tripped over Gus and fell to...the ground. Shawn couldn't contain his.

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laughter so he began laughing histerically untill he started panicking because the stalker suddenly jumped attacking him with...
a ripe banana Then Shawn Screamed accompanied by gus who soon realized that the banana delicous looking so
was squashed. Lassie yelled"stop! or.... else i will shoot you with my gun!" shawn said "now Lassie cap-guns don't count!
Lassiter yelled "Spencer!"Jules interupted with a big jar.. of pineapple juice throwing it at Lassie's shoes. Shawn
was in shock!!!! Then Gus started... laughing and said n between laughs "Jules! Why did you throw that at Lassie?!?!" Jules
said" bad aim?" Chief came and said she was ready to play the big guns. Gus decided to mention that it he wore ladies
clothing from the mannequin Shawn, surprised, said "Gus you..have got to wearing the clothes and hang around
in that store!"Karen laughed and soon she realized that she was wearing a man's suit and shoes! the stalker had
sneeked up behind Shawn in all of a sudden he threw a pineapple at shawn "Ouch, how could throw the king of fruit!!!" "thats
preposterous!" said gus "wahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahha" said the stalker. Lassy interrupted "where did you
find that amazing tie you are wearing? Looks authentic!""what?!" said the stalker. The Chief looked akwardly at
Lassy. "What? I like good ties"Suddenly the stalker started running at Shawn but luckily
Jules had a fast reflex and tripped him as ha ran by. Shawn let out a girly scream because a knife had fallen out
of his pants pokets and onto the ground. Lassy watched in horror and then Lassy picked it up trying to use
caution and bagged Shawn's Pineapple in a big black van that was the Chief's. Gus tried carefully to
contain himself but exploded in laughter Lassy told Gus to stuff it Gus stopped laughing since lassie had been staring at
for awhile now. Suddenly, Joy arrived out of nowhere In a Mazarati and stated that room for one was needed. Gus
at Shawn who Gus leaped at Shawn who fell down and Shouted "Gus!..... why did you attack me?!" Gus stood up and
"I want (to) ride a unicycle!" Joy said "i thought you didn't know how to ride a unicycle?" Gus looked cruelly at
Shawn and then slapped him across the face. Joy Screamed "Gus!?" Jules invited Joy to come over to her tea party

"and miss this" she asked quizically...
"good point" said jules and ran to Shawn then Gus shouted loudly I Love Pink!!!!!! everyone stared aqwardly except shawn who
knew this and shook his head Gus said "What,... is that there?!?!" pointing at (a) bomb Everyone ran away
and jumped (as it ) exploded Shawn said, "Well,that was close"Gus then hit Shawn (for) being unemotianal Shawn then exclaimed
"Ow! Why?!" Gus said"because your.. a pink-lover hater!" "Oh." Shawn said "that makes no sense!" Lassy interrupted "why are you
girls fighting?! Let's investigate this bomb.. "Now!!!" So everyon ecan go home!" "Woohoo!" Shawn & Gus exclaimed out (of) nowhere
and then ate pinneaple laying on the ground. "Eeeww..." said Jules & joy (in) unison Lassy grabbed (the) pineapple
Lassy grabbed (the) pineapple and threw it at Shawn's head shawn said, "What was that for!" Lassy said, "well,....."
being an idiot! "ooohhh" said shawn & gus not horrible said the chief who was unimpressed and very upset because
nobody was inspecting the cherry blossoms Joy left because everyone but herwas still stumped as to what
was going on because it was oh so lame and somewhat boring.Jules and Gus threw a snowball
at dear Santa Everyone gasped and laughed like CRAZY!!! except for Vick
Who was simply iratated at everyone (like in the nanny episode) Everyone stoped laughing when Shawn suddenly collapsed. Jules & Gus
were complete stunned Lassie helped Shawn come to by slapping him with a dead fish but (it) didn't work. Shawn just refused
to be slapped and did not get up, but didn't feel like it. Suddenly, Juliet said try something else"
and Lassiter replied "you want (to) try" "Sure!" she said "it might help to dance around in your underwear
Shawn woke up wiping (his) shocked eyes and looked overto see that lassie and jules were quite aqwardly dancing. Shawn then
said, "Dude, what..." the...?!?!" Lassie & Jules stopped imeditely realizing Shawn was watching. thuroughly embarased they
tried to explain but only got out (a) slur (of) words about how he and jules were starting to go to split a pineapple smoothie at
the Jamba Juice. Shawn then "asked "What do you... think you're doing?" "Where's your pants?"He asked quizzically.
"Oops... forgot to put them on."
To wake you from unconsiousness they called for a salts or something like that. Shawn then leaned over and grabbed a
Knife from the counter to make some sliced pineapple chunks so they could throw them at the next person who walked
by them and in walks lassie holding a big Bag of pinapple juice. So Shawn chucked the pieces and they landed
right on Lassie's partner. Juliet screamed at Shawn because his aim was off a little. Shawn tried to remove the chunks
of pineapple from Juliet's shirt but They were stuck like superglue so he grabbed a fork and tried to get the
Superglued pineapple chunks removed from her she screamed louder! This only led to Shawn poking at her in the eye. Lassie
punched Shawn because Gus told him purple cockatiels danced Jules was picking

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the chunks off of her when a loud noise Made her dance Made her dance and turn around only to see Gus run away
from a giant lumberjack looking man. the lumberjack man was wearing pineapple scented cologne that made me think
he was the Hawaiian Tree Trimmer this only led to more questions so lassie went into interrogation mode
and asked lumberjack-man " What on earth... is that smell?" lumberjack man looked at Shawn and said that it
smells like a Rotting Dead Body Buried in Pineapples!Lassiter looked at them in disbelief shook his head
, and started laughing.THEY WERE NAKED because of the drugs and booze thown at them.. last night. Shawn
covered up his juumagumbo by dancing Lassiter couldn't deny his unusual habbit was strangely mesmerizing
and slightly graceful like an albatross swimming in a giant pool of pineapple juice. It was sweet sorrow
to) spoil (the) pineapple juice because Shawn thirsted For Red Bull "Gives you Wings" said Shawn to...Shabby Thesealion.
his face was so pale that he fainted and fell off the-Coroner's table... into the punchbowl. Filled with fish
He was so Shawn gave-to Gus...Out-Of-It, He-Didn't-Even, Know-His-Name Lassie Started screaming who gave him
the odd look of a Blow-Fish (they) ain't good eatin'!" Shawn looked over at gus and shouted to Lassiter "DANCE lassie, DANCE!!"
So Lassiter danced a happy dance. Shawn started singing Ena Gata Deveita and then he passed out drunk
Gus carried shawn into their office, Where Jules waited on Shawn to
eat a burrito Filled with cheese and other stuff They then walked into Shawn's dad... with a chulupa and a Cerveza
and they looked mighty appitizing to Shawn and Jules ...who were hungry So they ran To Red Robin..for a burger...
and a milkshake Shawn's-Mom was there and she was eating chips and drinking pineapple juice Shawn walked over
to Jules and asked "what are you doing here?""...I dont remember" seeing your name..... on the list
"What list?" said Juliet. "I didn't see a list" "So, you're Listless?""I guess so."
So who are we going to... arrest this time?"
Well..actually I
already did..." said Lassie. Shawn looked over to see Lassie looking down at his zipper zips". And continues
to walk over to Red Robbins to get a pineapple smoothie, but Shawn stops him
and demands to get half of onion tower for Chinese New Year "GUYS!" says Jules "Please focus it's
Gus break dancing
"GUYS! We have to get to chief. She has very importaint news!" *Back at the station, Chief Vick begins the briefing.*

"Our suspect is...
Icabod Fetchman and Bobby "Black-out" McWhippy. They robbed a
bank on the east side of town. They also got away with the pass codes (and) secret decoder ring to (local) government secrets.
"Oh, my!" said Gus, "Then what should we do?" Everyone looked at Lassie who was pointing to a rose on his notepad. "This symbolizes
"A giiiiiiiirlfriend!" Shawn joyously shouts. "No way! Lassy! Who is the unfortunate lady? Juules? Chief?" "SPENCER!!"


"What?!? You
did it before!" Lassie, turning red, yanked his gun
from his holster and pointed it at Shawn. "WHOA!Carlton!" Juliet jumped in front of Shawn. "Isn't me so put your
hands back there "Everybody! Enough!" Chief Vicks yelled. Shetook a deep breath. Lassie put his gun away and the Chief
finally continued with her...telling them...about the case. "Fetchman and McWhippy
still are the focus of this investigation. Lassiter, O'Hara your assignment is to trail them and have shawn
and gus too Woohoo! Shawn & Gus yelled in unison. But then there was a noise "Okay, whose stomach
making sounds like that, huh?" Shawn apoligized and they glared at him. Then Lassie, Jules and the others went to find
a car. "Food!" screamed Gus. "Not hungry, guys?"
"Starving!" "Tacos later guys.." Juliet rolled her eyes. "We must nail...""Each other?"
"Shawn..if you don't stop messing I'm going to hurt you badly *Shawn gives evil grin..but moves on.*"Alright, we will
discuss the nailing of the suspects then."Good boy." THe Chief hands Juliet the casefile "we must find
Lassie takes the lead, leaving quickly.He stared at his car, which was parked nextto a bright green Echo. "Look
at this everybody He shouted. They left their GPS "Dude, who cares?!?" Shawn said. Everyone we must go do our job!"
"Awww!" everyone moaned. The door opened to reveal a mysterious mystery. A(n)purple camel lawnmowerman
was dead in a pair of green old school grannypants. He also was found with a pineapple in the wrong side of the two
cereal boxes that were underneath the blanket on the magical wooden wardrobe "What happened to the wardrobe?" Lassie
inquired in a stately manor. "Pineapple!" Shawn excitedly yelled.

Everyone looked over They all saw Lou Diamond Philipsuh, hi said
Jules, looking very -very confuesd but.. glad to see Shawn in boxers whoa dude those

hahaha most insane story ever!




are hot!" Jules

exclaimed in shock

(new sentance)

Lassie, disturbed, he

(thanks, 1monkfan_pielover)

dropped his pants

revealing his boxers

"What about mine?!?"

"Well, yours are

rather plain." Shawn

said, "Mine are

glow in the dark."

Winking at Jules

Shawn turned to

her. "So you

think you can

buy me a

pineapple to eat?

Please, just one?

It calls to

me. How about

we go to

Red Robin for

awesome deliciousness. Do

they have pineapple

pico rancheo dip?

If not, we

should find a

dish that has

the king of

England and Ireland

's favorite food that