Juliet the casefile

"We must find

these men immediately!"

Lassie takes the

lead, leaving quickly.

He stared at

his car, which

was parked next

to a bright

green Echo. "Look

at this everybody

He shouted. They

left their GPS

"Dude, who cares?!?"

Shawn said. Everyone

we must go

do our job!"

"Awww!" everyone moaned.

The door opened

to reveal a

mysterious mystery. A(n)

purple camel lawnmowerman

was dead in

a pair of

green old school

grannypants. He also

was found with

a pineapple in

the wrong side

of the two

cereal boxes that

were underneath the

blanket on the

magical wooden wardrobe.

(i just watched The Chronicles of Narnia )

"What happened to

the wardrobe?" Lassie

inquired in a

stately manor. "Pineapple!"

Shawn excitedly yelled.

Everyone looked over

They all saw

Lou Diamond Philips!

uh, hi said

Jules, looking very -



Just out of curiosity has anyone ever collected all of this to see what it all says?

Okay here is what page 1-16 says. haven't started 17 yet. too tired.

Shawn an Gus was at the Pineapple factory in somerwere in California when they saw. kids runaway from
a gigantic falling strawberry cream donut. Shawn looked around for something to
do while he looked like a good clue to solve the puzzle. Shawn Suddenly knew that Gus was Eating a peice
of fallen donut
"DUDE!" Shawn yelled
"I need that Or I Will tell everyone that this is a good idea!
In High School You were a member of the Sweater Vests for all seasons club!
"Then I'll tell..."your mom about the time you got arrested for impersonating a nun!
"Shawn, that was you" Then Shawn remembers the incident
"That was the time before you ate some of... that strawberry doughnut
that was not yours to touch." We should go now, Shawn. Before the security guards... comes back to
that doughnut peice!
"You're right, Gus So they left... And drove to the police station to find Lassiter but found Jules.
and told her
"Jules I wanted. to let you come see my new pineapple collection Then we can go bowling and get some food.
Jules just sighed "You Know You..Are just so.. one track minded."
Shawn smirked and then Henry called Shawn and said... "Shawn! What are you doing hitting On detective O'Hara
without any class! You should be telling her how... smart you think her pants are! Shawn looked at Lassie hatefully and...
rolled his eyes offered to usehis fist to... readjust his attitude Shawn politely declined. but asked if
Gus wanted one. "Sure! I'll take..."
what Shawn is... ordering" he told Lassie, grinning like a hungry monkey...Lassie was tempted to dance like...
a ballerina, but just walked away. Shawn Smiled and laughed because Gus actually had agreed to get punched
Then Shawn asked why Lassy was... wearing that tie because it looked so *wow* and he wanted one to show to
his new puppy.that his dad had gotten at a fancy restaurant. Where he dines with his freaky shoe laces and
his new girlfriend. Lassie said "Spencer, why are you... doing that, he ...pointed to the shirt that Lassie
was wearing, he ... then ate it.Gus looked shocked but decided he... should expect Shawn would do something
similar to that. Then Jules decided they should go find a place to buy a microwave pizza ovenat the local
medical hospital. Then Gus said, "Why... are we going to make waffles?"I don't want any meat pies made of chunks
of Salisbury Steaks and served with a can of small english peas ...Covered with cheese. Then Will Ferrell arrived and said
"I have a..." diet coke anda ticket to Lightbulbs on ice" "Wanna Come too?"It will be the most wonderful Double blind date
I ever ate.(?) We should bring along our favorite array of soaps!" but then Lassie pulled his gun and arrested them
Then Will Ferrell... danced in while Shawn punched Lassie. Lassie cried out "Sweet Justice Spencer!" Running away like
a scared flamingovwhile yelling out, Shawn, wait until the man is quickly being handcuffed before hopping on
a yellow submarine! Lassie trips over a cord left stretched across the floor of the crime scene. shawn looked over to
Gus and laughed. Gus wanted to hold composure but, the fall was too hilarious to. They both started hysterically laughing and
mocking lassi's fall That made Lassie yell with rage then pout childishly and try to find a reason for his lack
of shawn-ish style but there was no explanation The PSYCH team could find, so they continued laughing until Lassie started
to cry for them to just leave him alone Shawn felt bad and forgot about the whole ordeal. Gus gave Lassie a pat on
the back and took off with Shawn, leaving Lassie all alone to the back door exit. Gus said Shawn you were so mean to
Lassiter. You should really go apoligise before he decides to hunt you like a big bad wolf on Little Red Riding hood!!! shawn stared
At Gus and , blinking in disbelief busted out laughing! "Right, as if lassie could possibly do anything that
would make me take it back." gus shrugged and said, "If you think that Lassie is going to forget about your
mean ways, then go to the bar and buy a HARD drink to toss overthe bad times that lay ahead. This will eventually be the end
of the greatest partnership in history that Will Ferrell... would be jealous of. Shawn looked around the place
to see if anything was missing ..."see anything, Shawn?" said, Gus his ...bestbud and cohort well i could use some help ...
over here man. It's sorta gross.I'm not going to fall for that said Gus Dude, what could that be under that tabel? Eww...
I think somebody left it here and it's very safe to assume it might be just what we thought it was ...due to the
way it looked Gus looked thoughtful and Lassie looked like he was stunned by what he thought he saw in the box under the
shelf in the store room next to the office So then Lassie walks over to Shawn and Gus followed by Juleswho comments that
This whole situation Is extremely weird as she stood in aww of the stuff in the strange box A puzzle box?Beside it was ...
a gift from an interesting country that has been currently undergoing some odd changes to mask their involvment in a certain ...
audacious political scheme towards the second anniversary of the kidnapping of a ...priceless painting that
was famous from the infamous uprising of a local tequila rebellion that might have caused a fire at ...the entire nation

very confuesd but..

glad to see

(OMG collecting this - best idea ever! page 1-16 literally had me in tears!!! please do more!!!)

Shawn in boxers

Okay here is 17-31

Shawn and Lassie were thinking of new ways to out the suspect if he tried who devours kimchi with a side of ramen noodles
while robbing the local grocery store Gus figured that it couldn't happen because it'd mean that there would be no one
who could resist robbing the bank when there was of a small chance that maybe just maybe, that pigs could flywearing blue suede
shoes while singing does your chewing gum lose its flavor when it is chewed by super-hott shawn spencer before being spit
out in a unceremonious type way. Gus had an apple and was nauseated at thinking that he might have to see
how much of the gross, smelly bad garbage can he'd have to go digging through. just to find other part of their favorite little
thing was that blinked on and shook when turned clockwise. So then, ate some sushi... , headed down to the waterfront where
lassi and jules were busy trying to eat bananas while they ordered for a search of that darn bus while trying to life the
the thing that might just be what they were expecting to see. As they started to leave the beach they sawwhat looked like
some sort of shell sticking out of the sand and it was a conch shell and it had a piece of it was broken off at the...
corner so then they dug around to try and see what would pop out at the bottom of the strong boxt hey were looking
for additional informationt hat would tell what happened to the key that they needed to open the shiny box that held
the golden pineapple! But no key... was found at at that location so they all went back to the secret place
to read the newspaper ad that discount on cars especially the ones that were small and dark blue there was one
small red one that belonged to the guy that shot the pineapplev ideo that was starring Tony Shalhoub
and was shown last Sunday. Shawn had an awesome Pineapple ice cream then went to the disco club to find the
bloody knife that... someone left on the kitchen counter... along with the signed photo of.... the very infamous
Jack The Ripper!!How did this photo get here? There was no return address on the dirty envelope... said gus. Then
Gus and Shawn then examined the contents of the envelope and discovered that there was a small card which suddenly ripped
end to end when held. Shawn noticed that it was code for Bring more pineapples Unfortunately, there were... no pineapples. Gus
greatly disappointed at lack of pineapple Oh well, that's not the only problem we have.There is a big loud crash
right across from their very favorite... smoothie shop, so they stopped by to get a yummy pineapple smoothie But in Gus'
he had strawberries!Shawn and Gus sat down and drank smoothies while Lassie peeped in and began to reprimand them because
smoothies weren't allowed to be given to his cat and his dog They loved smoothies! so he just bought a coffee with pineapple chunks
Ugh! He Said how can you just drink your pineapple chunk coffe when there's no point of telling us what happened
to the blueberry muffin which was what gus ate Order me another!"
"No!" the Captain shouted... you can't...order them like they're just some addictive sushi rolls So then Shawn
jumped up and shouted "ALLEZ CUISIIIIINNNNNE!!!" Gus stood up awkwardly and said with some enthusiasm I believe in...
the pineapple imp andthe Easter Bunny!!!! So it was stated that Gus.. finally jumped up "No way, Shawn,
I will not Dress like a giant pineapple so you can get the attention of your kinkajoo, why would you think
that I would do that huh????
Shawn replied, "Gus, I love you and i would do that for
you anytime so please tell me why you won't show your techno-joy?! to the masses.....so that everyone can partake of
the wood-carving finals in Nome Alaska Speaking of gnomes... I dated one... in high school it didn't last very long because
because we had abominable kissing techniques And absolutely terrible jelly fishing skills
So then Lassie looked at shawn who smiled at Jules behind the table and said "what in the..." blue blazes are
stole our pineapples "We need pineapples,Tiger Walt Johnson so we're asking why is he not giving them to us? Jules
got so angry and threw a Banana at Shawn's best friend Gus. So then Shawn threw a mango at O'Hara's head it flew by
and hit Lassie on the knee. Chief Vick said "wait a minute! Stop throwing fruit!! or else I Will have to shove a pineapple
down your throat So then shawn pointed his finger toward the door And said "OUT!!!"So then everybody Left the room
to go see what was going On in the house next door to Shawn's dad's Then Henry said it's none of your business Shawn
but...if you dont mind I'll take this pineapple and a couple of red wine glasses to my ex-wife's pool party
and then we'll play pool volleyball Then shawn and Jules grabbed Gus who told Vick "we'll be back..." and ran off
to the (giant) blueberry

whoa dude those