Well sweet do you want to talk? Haven't I told you that i could care less what you look like and that I think you are the sweetest, most intelligent, amazing, thoughtful man I have ever had the pleasure of getting to know?

Sure, why not? Isn't that sweet of you?

Okay well my baby woke up so it might be a few minutes okay? I thought you were the sweet one?

What if I said I hated that baby? (Just kidding!) And can't we both be sweet?

LOL!

Do you know that I knew you were kidding even before I read it? You know that is why are great togeher? Althought you know that me being a Gemini means I am no always sweet, only %50 of the time? But that balance might be good right?

Isn't that good to know? Don't you know I am a Libra, and that means I'm supposed to be balanced or some crap?

haha....Or some crap huh? Well do you know as much useless stuff as I know about signs I know nothing of the Libra? I do know it is the symbol with the scales, do you know that seems obvious about you being balanced?

What? You neither? Isn't that funny? What if I said being balanced was for dummies, that all the greats were mentally deranged anyways?

And PS, I used the bad word for crap!

Do you know that I googled Leo and found some stuff I want to share? Would you agree that you may have some of these qualities: Creative, Risk-taking, Dignified, Passionate, Affectionate, Loyal, Ambitious, Leader, Magnetic, Protective, Adoring, Playful, Broad-minded, and Supportive (those were only about half of them)? And would any of these not so attractive traits sound familiar: Bossy, Egotistical, Pompus, Pushy, Over self-concious, Possessive, Materialistic, Argumentative, Jealous, and Veracious( I dont believe you possess many of these)? Would you also find it interesting that some ideal careers for a Leo include: Politician, Chef, Lawyer, Entertainer, Real Estate Agent , and Fashion Desginer ??

Do you know that I also believe that true brilliance comes from being slightly(or more than slightly) in some cases deranged

Well, what if I said that I was a LIBRA, not a LEO, and that I appreciate the effort? Isn't it great that we both believe in not sending our collective talents to the nuthouse if they show signs of mental instability?

LOL!!!! DUH Megan!!! Okay well do you know now that I have to go and look up Libra? Do you know that I am doing it because I am interested in seeing if this whole "sign" thing holds any water?

Don't you know that I am interested as well, but only in the sense of a child interested in the zebra or the giraffe at the local zoo? Why are you running off, just as I am coming online?

Don't you know that I am still here but not much longer since I have to be up in less than 5 hours? Do you know that when I looked up Leo, Gemini was not on the compatability list, but when I looked up Libra it was? What if I told you I don't really believe in this stuff but it is fun to read? As for a LIBRA'S traits do you know they are: Diplomatic, cooperative, Idealistic(in relationships) fair, balance, impartial, charming, easy-going, sociable, Elegant, graceful, refined, good taste, artist, Pleasure oriented, gentle, kind, romantic, flirty, and loyal in marriage? Is it wierd that there are way less cons for a Libra: compromising, manipulative, Gullible, influencable, indecisive, and changeable? Would it shock you to know that for careers that Real estate agent is still there as well as entertainer and lawyer?

Isn't that interesting? What if I said I had to get ready to run errands in an hour and would respond to that previous question again in a future post? Are you saying we're compatable?

Do you know that I am so tired I am falling asleep and so, alas I must go to bed? And don't you know that is really the only part I found interesting, was the compatibitity part?

p.s. Thank for the PM, I plan to respond to it sometimes this morning!

What if I said I hoped you dreamed of me when you slept? Isn't that the only part that mattered, the compatability part? Don't you know I am eagerly waiting your reply to my PM?

In regards to the list, don't you know I think I am many of those things, including the negatives?

What if I told you that I did dream of you and I didn't want to wake up? Do you know that the compatibility was not the only part that mattered but seemed to be the only part that might actually be ture(except all of the good qualities that is)? Would you be upset if you had to wait just a bit longer for the reply because I have to drive a friend somewhere in about 20 mins? Do you think that I could believe for a second that manipulative describes you but that the rest of those negatives aren't really all that bad anyway and are traits most humans possess?

Don't you know that I felt good when you said that? What if I was getting offline for a while anyways, and that would give me something to look forward to when I got online later? What if I said I could be manipulative at times?

Do you know that I love it when you feel good? What if writing the response is something for me to look forward to all in itself? What if I said that manipulative is okay, but only if it is in small doses and on matters that aren't of importance?

What if I said I detested manipulation? Do you know you make me feel good, period? In that case, can you make writing that response your top priority?

Did you notice I made my response my first priority right when I got home, even before peeing? Do you know that I am so happy to make you feel good and hope that someday I could make you feel good on so many other levels? And lastly, What are you doing up right now??? Aren't you ever going to sleep today? Not that I am complaining....

Didn't I tell you that I overslept last night and so that I am well-rested? Also, what if I said I was running errands all day and so I haven't had a chance to relax and sleep (well, that, and I wanted to see what you were up to)? Now, even though I appreciate you running to your computer to respond, wouldn't it have been disconcerting if your bladder had exploded due to containment issues? Do you know I look forward to you making me happy on so many other levels some day?

Also, what if I said I may be getting offline soon so that I can make my favorite comfort food, mini raviolis in brown butter with fresh ground black pepper?

I would say, Can I have some please??? Do you know I am only concerened about you sleeping for the selfish reason of wanting you to be here with me tonight? Well that and I don't want you to be sleep deprived. Don't you know I am very aware of how my bladder is feeling and I wouldn't have written such a long message had I thought it wasn't going to handle it?

Would you like some, because I can share? Don't you know I appreciate your concern for my sleeping habits, but I am such an insomniac/ night owl that my sleeping has never been "normal"? Well, is it wrong for me to worry about such an important issue? (Just kidding....)

Yes, Please? Do you know that I can relate to abnormal sleeping habits? Is it wrong that I am very thankful that you are an insomniac/night owl or else we never would have been able to talk? Is it an important issue? Isn't it only important if it was affecting me medically? Don't you know that you a sweetheart for being concerned about me even if it was jokingly?

P.s. Do you know that I am still on the phone with my mom because she can talk forever and that it took me almost 10 mins just to write this message?

10 minutes? Good gravy!

You say 'Good Gravy' too? How can that be?? Does that mean we are more kindred that we thought??

What if I was eating salisbury steak and the gravy was really amazing? Or maybe we are more alike than I like to admit.... are we the same person?

Well inquiring minds want to know....were you really eating gravy or is that an expression that you use often? Would that be bad if we were the same person due to the saying that opposites attract? Why didn't you respond to my PM? Didn't we have a deal? Do you know that I had to work at my mom's tonight and was just barely able to get on the computer due to my job? Will you be here sometime in the day tomorrow?

What if I said I wasn't eating gravy at the time, but that it is a saying that I use from time to time? If we were the same person, wouldn't it be creepy? Especially for those hotel room scenes? What if I still thinking about what to say? Do you want a smart reply or a stupid one? Don't you know work sucks? And what time do you want me online? Do you want me to be wearing anything special? Or not wearing?

Do you know how long I have waited for your reply in this subject? Is it strange to find it amazing that we use the same expression considering the fact that it is somewhat common? Do you know I would never be interested in someone that was exactly the same as me? Do you know how glad I am that I am not the only one thinking about those hotel room scenes? Would you think quicker about what to say, please? kidding!! Don't you know that I would be happy no matter what time you came on line as long as you came? Would you be uncomfortable if I wanted you to be wearing nothing?

How long have you waited for a reply, if I may be nosy? Would you happen to know I am relieved that I am not teledating a clone? Why should you be the only one to be thinking about those hotel room scenes? As I've said before, do you want perfection or do you want the drivel that passes as CoatedInCelafane's attempt at the English language? What if I believed the same thing? What if I said that I'm having mixed feeling about that?

Do you think that almost 24 hours is not long enough for me to start getting impatient or at least anxious for a reply? Do you think that you could ever have a clone, aren't you one-of-a-kind? Is that what we are calling this, teledating?? What if I did want drivel because it is fun to laugh at but that I don't think that you are capable of drivel? Why are you having mixed feelings about it, Isn't it a fairly simple question?

Don't you think 24 hours is too long to wait for a response, that the person is being rude for making you wait that long? Or do you think that a good answer is better than a quick answer? Don't they say everyone has a twin out there somewhere? To which I wonder: If I have a twin out there, isn't that a scary thought?

Why? Do you have a better term for it than teledating? Isn't teledating a great thing?

Don't you know a good writer can do drivel, as they are essentially literary chameleons? But do you really want it? Does anyone really want drivel? Oh wait, isn't that what tabloid rags are---- glorified drivel? Nevermind....

Why would I have mixed feelings about me not wearing anything? Could it because I have never been naked around someone of the opposite sex, or even the same sex, really? Also, what if I hated my body? Don't that make me sound a deal more pathetic?

PJ, Don't you know I was kidding and that I would much rather have an amazing reponse than a quick one? Don't you know I will always wait for you as long as you need me to? What if your twin thought is only scary because if you met this person you would see all of your goods and bads from an outside point of view? Or is that just what I would be afraid of?

Would you believe that because I have never teledated before I would not have a better term for it nor would I have even thought up that term? Don't you know that I absolutely agree with you that it is a great thing?

Don't you know by now that I realize you can write just about any form of literary type/element that there is? Do you know I was just refering to the fact that you have such good grammer I would assume it would be unappealing for you to lower yourself to such a level? And what would you say if I told you I secretly like the "glorified drivel" you speak of, even though it is an evil form of cheap entertainment?

PJ do you know I was simply stating what I would like to be imagining what you were wearing at the time and therefore you would still be alone and not in front of anyone yet? Will you ever realize that nothing you could say would ever make me think that you are any level of pathetic?

Isn't that good to know? Wouldn't it be scary to see yourself in the mirror, but yet the person be living and breathing?

Didn't I tell you I love teledating? Where were you this weekend? Don't you know I called several times and all I got was an answering machine? Did I call too late for you?

Wouldn't you know I hate lowering myself to write drivel and it drives me nuts when I'm not doing it as a joke? Don't you know it kills brain cells and that friends don't let friends read drivel? Would it surprise you that from time to time I read tabloids, but that's usually when I can't find better reading material or when I'm killing time at the doctor's office?

Don't you know how glad I am you don't think I'm pathetic yet? And what if the thought of getting naked in front of anyone, both excites me and scares me, even if the person is thousands of miles away?

Since when did the replies in this thread turn into a book?

I'm not sure.... was it when Meghan asked multiple questions per reply? or was it when I couldn't speak my piece in a single question in response to said previous questions?

Since when does my name have an h in it?? Are you really mixing me up with that Meghan?? Amerirish, What if in the abscence of anyone else in this thread we decided to make up for all the missing questions one reply at at time?

Do you know I hated not being around this weekend?? What if I told you that I have a terrible cold and wan't able to even sit up let alone type? Do you know that I saw your phone calls after the fact every time but decided no to call you back because I didn't want you to hear my sick voice?

Does this mean that unless it is a joke on my favorite story, or any writing from you that you would not let me read drivel due to my brain function? If that is what your saying do you know you are such a sweetie? Do you know that even though it is not imortant really that I have never actually bought a tabloid in my life and usually only read them in public places?

What's with the word "yet"? Don't you know that I said that nothing you could ever say could make me think that you are pathetic in anyway? Don't you know I think that you are amazing, intelligent, funny, charming, and interesting? Are you saying that you are considering being naked in front of someone thousands miles away? (would that be me? )

What if it was my way at getting back at you for not giving me the attention I craved? Or maybe it was a slip of the fingers, who knows? Don't you know Amerirish is going to see through our secret plan and reveal the hidden messages contained in this thread? Do you think we can trust her, or will we have to tie her up and force her to watch hours of Descent, read episodes of the Gay 4400, and guzzle down Tomatotinis until we can be assured of her loyalty?

If you had a cold, why couldn't you have sent me a PM and let me know? Don't you know I was soooo worried and that I was fearful that you didn't like me anymore? What if I said I would have loved to hear your voice, even if it was worse than the WB frog?

What if I replied to you, that I would never force you not to read drivel, but that I would do everything in my power and influence with you to try and get you not to read it? Did you know, for that, I am thankful and glad those gutter trash papers aren't getting any extra money from you?

Didn't I tell you I am an extremely cautious person, often to a fault? What if I was just accounting for the future and placing a bet on the house, just in case? Don't you know I like it when you heap flattery in my direction? Do I really need to answer the next question other than to say 'yes'? And what if the next question's answer is also 'yes'?

Do you think you will call me tonight, or are you still sick?

P.S. Did you read the mini installment of the Gay 4400 yet?

How could I blame you for wanting to get back at me? Don't you know I have felt that exact way before?? Do you know if it was a slip of fingers I would forgive you? Don't you think that Amerirish will enjoy those forms of "torture" you have mentioned above? Have we ever had any reason to believe that AM is not loyal?

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What if I didn't want to waste additional space replying to your questions, because I agreed with them? Would you be mad at me?

What if I didn't really have my head with me until just today? Don't you know that the next time anything like this happens that the first thing I will do is send you a message full of details? Would you really believe that I could just not like you anymore?

Why don't you try taking bigger risks with your gambling now, for good reasons? Don't you know that it is not just flattery but my true feelings and I want you to know them? Do you know that your two yes' are all I needed to know and that it makes me happy and excited and scared all at the same time?

I am still sick, Would you be okay with me calling if I don't fall asleep first? Also if I don't fall asleep and end up calling you would you be mad if it was considerably shorter than our first conversations?

Is this installement something that happened today, because that would be the only way I would not have seen it? Does this installment have to do with a certain sultry ex-head of NTAC?

Don't you know that makes me feel better, knowing I will never have to go on wondering if you are okay again? Wouldn't you, if you've had so much nonluck with love?

Why does it make you scared? And what if the rewards were never really worth the risks before?

What if I would love for you to call me, and that I don't care how long we talk, as long as we talk?

No, it's not new, and yes, it involves a certain sultry ex-head of NTAC and our current favorite villianness and her unborn monster, but what if I wasn't sure you had read it since you never updated the 1,001 thread nor given me a critique?

Do you two know how much I love you?

No, but would you be willing to demonstrate?

And how would you propose that I do that?

How about you kidnap Marco and have him teleport you here?