Oh, I think we can all fit!! Hey Shawn, is a hottub okay with you????? lol

Im in!!!! But I don't think there are enough swimming trunks to go around for the hotties and the hunks....Is everyone okay with that?? Does anyone know what happened to our overwhelming stock of lime green speedos?

Didn't all the Parisians grab them thinking they were haute couture? CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, gone in a hot second...our lucky day, for sure. Sooooooooo...the hunks and hotties are going hot tub commando, huh??? I am never one to argue.... Where's Shawn? Isn't he gonna be reeeeally hurting after a full day on the double blacks??

Where is Shawn, should we be worried? Should we send a search party? Do you think he found a snow bunny to bring in the hot tub?

Is he shopping for Italian sports cars? Who just said naked volleyball? Might be a bit cramped in the hot tub dontcha think?

Aw...the hunks/hotties are so polite...they're taking their volleyball game to the pool so they don't splash our hot water out. (Riveted to the view as they depart...) Hmmmm...if Shawn gets a new sports car, maybe he'll take us for a ride reeeeally soon, like along the Italian coast or something. If all of us cram in the sports car, maybe the hotties and hunks can follow in the limo. Uh-oh, did I forget to tell you??? He's baaaaaaaaaack....psycho-stalker limo driver. Would you believe he's wearing a full body cast from that little incident in London???

OMG Jenna you are sooo funny

He's BACK???? WTH!!!! How many times have we mortally wounded this guy? And how's he going to drive us around in that full body cast? Wait a minute, is this the same limo I rented MONTHS ago????? Good grief!! How much do you think we're going to owe? Do you think they reported it stolen yet? How am I going to explain all these miles? And why they'll need a cargo ship to pick up their limo?

Di, I don't think you're gonna need to do any explaining or worry about payment. Doesn't all this kinda seem like an episode from the Twilight Zone or something??? All psycho-limo driver said was that he's made contact and has connections. Huh????

LMAO!!! Is anyone else afraid to know what kind of connections a loon like that has? Di, don't worry dont you know I can set you up with a whole new identity and they wont find you?

That might be good for all of us, Meg!! Where should we disappear to???

Um.... We may need a space shuttle to get away from all the trouble we have caused lately, does anyone know any cute astronauts?

No, but I'd sure like to!!!! Where's our plane and who's gonna fly us to Kennedy Space Center??? And speaking of pilots, what happened to Shawn?

Who's Shawn? Will we still be able to have a mini-bar in outer space? Wouldn't it be hard for me to make everyone's favorite drinks in Zero-Gravity?

You know what Flashymom that actually would be pretty cool! Are we not all up for up for watching our drink float across the space ship? It might be kind of fun, right?

Because I am EXTREMELY bored and grounded. Not allowed to leave the house all Spring Break.


***Te quiero amor mio, Bailamos. (I love you, my love. Let's dance.)

That'd be a killer party, Meg..count me in!! Flashymom...Shawn's our pilot, remember??? Think he'll show up before Psycho-stalker sleeps off whatever you slipped in his drink at the hotel??

Zero gravity with pop tarts and Jello shots sounds fun!! (can't you just see us crashing into each other!!) Oh snap, three of the hotties flying this shuttle are single? Can I tell you what I want to do with the dark haired brooding gentleman?

Does it start with booty and end with call??? Oh, I'm sorry, Di...of course you were talking about star-gazing!!!! Ooookay...well, I'm making the shopping list...pop tarts, pop rocks, popcorn, jello...flashymom, what kinds of liquor are we short on????

OOoops waiting for me again? So sorry.. just drooling over Horatio Hornblower over there...revving up the throttle!! Yeah that list sounds good Jenna, did Flashy remember to bring the lemons and Patron? Oh snap!! Is that Meg over there getting down with the Aussie hotties? So are we supposed to not get in trouble because we're on the space shuttle? What do you suppose this here thingy does?

Don't you remember that my bar is a VIRTUAL fantasy bar? That nothing ever runs out here? Don't you listen?

Isn't that thingy the one thingy we were told never to touch???? Uh, oh.....

Uh-oh is right...looks like we're all going for a little space walk!! Please, oh please, are these space suits tethered????

Of course they're tethered!! Check it out, is that the international space station? Ooops.. just poked a hole in my spacesuit with these stilettos... does anyone have a piece of abc gum I could borrow? Good thing these suits are tethered I'm flailing around like balloon here

Don't you know the hotties are always chewing gum?? Do you want me to snag a piece for you? Do you think you will be able to hold still long enough for me to patch up that hole? Why do always insist on wearing the most insane for shoes for these outings all the time Di?? Do you need to borrow a pair of honeygirls tennies that she bought on one of her many shopping outings??

LOL, Meg. Awwwww, Di always dresses to kill and her astronaut hottie sure has noticed!!! What weirds me out, though, Di, is the space drool coming out of his mouth whenever you're around. A huge glob almost hit one of the lifeguard hunks in the eyeball. Think you can talk with him about that, Di????

Thanks Meg so cool of you to volunteer HG's tennies.. but we're almost to the space station or center of future disasters so I'm prob good right? Bumping bellies with Jenna You know it girl! Just LOVE all the hot classics you sport, that Zac Posen is just to die for!!! Oh yeah, what's up with Horatio over there? Why are his eyes all bulging out of his head like that? What was in his Tang? Hey Flashy...

(ROFL, Di) Well, not only are his eyes bulging, but his tongue is hanging out like a freakin' St. Bernard. Might be mixing 'em a wee strong, flashymom. Isn't Horatio supposed to be piloting this shuttle??? Oh gosh. He's spinning in his seat now singing Sexyback. Whatcha wanna bet we overshoot the Space Station and end up somewhere in the asteroid belt???

NO NO NO were okay.. aren't we on auto pilot now? Oh man that version of sexyback was just pathetic Horatio just needs to sleep it off in the Michael Jackson decontamination unit and he'll be okay, right? So he's in.. which button do we push? decisions decisions Oh heck just push one, either he'll be shot out like a flaming ball of fire or he'll sleep it off. Crossing my fingers while pushing said button whew.. he's sleeping... (docking at the space station) Where's the jello shots?

Who took my shoes????!!!
Aww...don't worry, I don't mind sharing...anybody else want to share??? lol

Honeygirl don't you know I will share anything of mine with you whenever you need it girl?Um Guys...Is the space station supposed to have a big sign with a human crossed out on it???? Do you think we are in unchartered territories?? I am starting to think that wasn't auto-pilot....Hasn't anyone seen Independence day, do you think it is possible we were just getting pulled in by the gravity of something MUCH larger?? Wait Di, I thought you said that Heratio was sleeping it off, why do I hear What goes around on loud speaker?? Is this guy obssessed with Justin Timberlake or what?? Okay back to the real issue.....WHAT is that thing?????

Am I the only one here getting a headache, or does all this shopping affect women like that, too?

Hardly ever...

Meg, haven't got a clue what that thing is, but it seems to be enveloping us...this is NOT good, is it??? If Horatio would stop singing Rock Your Body at the top of his lungs, maybe we could concentrate on how to throw this shuttle in reverse before we get subjected to cavity-exploring alien medical exams... Anyone object if I reverse the throttle at warp speed????

Is Horatio drunk? Why are all of our pilots and drivers always drunk? Hit it Jenna Get us the heck outta here!!!!
Oh enough with the Senorita already!! Geez.. can someone unplug his ipod? Kabooooooooom WTH?

Yikes! What did we hit??? What's out here to hit?????

Would you believe that it's hook? Will you look?? I don't want to know if that is him....I am just sure of it though....Why did we think that we could get away from him just by changing atmospheres? Do you think if we put Heratio's painful immitation of J.T. out into space that Hook will finally be scared away? oh no..... Why did the lights go out all of the sudden? Can you guys see anything?

Who's that groping me? Is that you, Megan? Didn't I tell you I could only tour Europe with you guys part time? Is that why you are groping me Megan?

PJ, didn't we already establish that I will grope you in any situation? Aren't you aware that we are actually in what can only be assumed is a space station because we have caused too much trouble on Earth to stick around? Why did it just become quiter in here? Are my ears decieving me or did the singing finally stop??? As much as I enjoy the silence, doesn't anyone else think that is a bad sign?

Do ya'll realize we've reached 50 PAGES in this thread?

Why are we in a space station and where is my mini-bar?

Why did the singing stop?

Whoa. Looks like when Hook hit us Horatio took a header into the control panel. His rear end's sticking out, though, and he appears to still be doing some JT moves. Anybody know anything about wiring??? Flashy, if that minibar's shown up, could we please have a round of doubles???

Whoa, isn't that a trip? How dare that Horatio trick me and tell me I was being sent to Europe when I was being shot to the space station? But shouldn't I have known better when I complained about the bumpy ride and Horatio laughed maniacally? Quick, will someone help me ease this pain and mix me up a martini? Do you think if I asked for it to be shaken, not stirred, I would be cliche?

Cliche? Absolutely!!! But when has that ever stopped us??????? I don't think he's dancing anymore Jenna... I think those butt convulsions are the result of the intermittent electric pulses streaming through him!!!! Should we use Hook to pull him out? Nothing kills him, right? Whew glad that worked!! Can we head back to Earth now?

butt convulsions...ROFL!!

You're right, Di. He's free and sober. Amazingly so. In full control and communicating with NASA. YAY, Earth, here we come!!!! Uh-oh, why is everyone lining up like pod-people and boarding Hook's space limo????

NO way am I going!! I'll drive us back in this hulking Monstrosity myself before going with that psychotic zombie!!!!!! Hurry let's grab all our peeps and hit the Nooo Flashy..we need you..someone grab her!! Hit it Horny!! Hope we have everyone...Do we have everyone?

The Italian hotties have gone all zombie on us, but the Aussie hunks seem to be lucid. Hard to believe after six rounds of Flashy's double Rusty Nails! I think we're gonna lose the hotties. Di...Horatio's giving you that wistful puppydog look again. Can you hum a few bars of a JT song to fire his engines so we can get out......of.......here?????????????

I'm here! More Rusty Nails anyone? Oh, we are now boycotting Absolut Vodka. They put an ad out for "Reconquistadora" that shows Mexico extending all the way up through New Mexico, Nevada, Wyoming, up to Canada.....Are they for real? We LOVE the USA with all 50 states. So, anyone for Stoli shots?

Anyone know what they drink in Australia?

Flashy, you're the best...a shot of Stoli would great right now!! The hunks are asking for Aussie beer. Oh yay, Horny just turned on the seatbelt sign...does that mean we're getting close to Earth???

WOW! what a trip! Sorry I baled on yall when we flew over Florida. I had a cruise ship to the Bahamas to catch and boy was it fun!

Flashy must be really mixing the drinks! How can this be space when the guy at the door gave me a pair of 3D glasses and told me to take a seat?

OMG PR I think your right!!!!! Did we ever really leave Earth? Are we still in NYC? Could it be we're experiencing laser Floyd at the Hayden Planetarium? FLASHY!!! Did you crush 'shrooms into those rusty nails??????? Ahhh s*it I just broke a heel trying to stop that cab. Hey Horny do you think you could muscle us into that club downtown in Tribeca? I hear it's gonna be interesting... Jenna can i borrow your Black Dior pumps? and where the heck is Meg Lately??? Do I have to go over to the 4400 board and drag her and Promicinjunkie out of the closet? MEG..Oh MEEGGG??????????????(have you been over there? I get all sweaty when I read their posts!!!!)

ROFL Di!!!!! Do you know I am totally blushing right now? I am afraid to ask which threads you have been reading from the 4400 forum, do you think some of them are requiring ratings? Man wasn't that one heck of a "trip", and I don't mean that fake space ship we were in? I think honeygirl and Flashy got together and and mixed their goodies and with those 3D glasses we didn't stand a chance. Hey do you guys realize we just got into the Cash Cab?? Does anyone know random trivia? Do you know what this means? We might actually have a chance at making some money!!!

Cash Cab hey hey...cha ching!

What color was George Washington's white horse? (LOL)