Okay, just put in puns, concepts etc. that were too short to turn into fics. Anything goes.
"I never wanted to be a detective. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!"
And now, Goren suffers at the hands of the French Taunters.
"Your mother was A Neeta, and your father was named after those blond idiots."
Full Version: Jokes
Hi Bubba here, I will have to think up of some of and come back.
Your momma looks like she was hit by a car, and Bobby wasn't there to save her? Is that right B? K 
Good, that's the idea. Funny lists and song parodies are welcome too.
One more Monty Python one.
(Goren is in the morgue, after hearing news that Eames didn't turn up for work, is meeting the new ME, who insists that the corpse on the table is just sleeping).
Goren:
She's not sleeping. She’s a pile of evidence. She’s gone to the great beyond call of duty. They took out her life before she could take out her pension. Her excessive force complaints are now history. If she wasn't lying on this table she'd shooting up the lilies. She's shuffled out this mortal plaza and run down the street to be transferred to the great big precinct in the sky and joined the squad invisible. She is an EX-PARTNER!
One more Monty Python one.
(Goren is in the morgue, after hearing news that Eames didn't turn up for work, is meeting the new ME, who insists that the corpse on the table is just sleeping).
Goren:
She's not sleeping. She’s a pile of evidence. She’s gone to the great beyond call of duty. They took out her life before she could take out her pension. Her excessive force complaints are now history. If she wasn't lying on this table she'd shooting up the lilies. She's shuffled out this mortal plaza and run down the street to be transferred to the great big precinct in the sky and joined the squad invisible. She is an EX-PARTNER!
QUOTE (ElphabaAlexandra @ Nov 21 2007, 12:10 PM) 
Good, that's the idea. Funny lists and song parodies are welcome too.
One more Monty Python one.
(Goren is in the morgue, after hearing news that Eames didn't turn up for work, is meeting the new ME, who insists that the corpse on the table is just sleeping).
Goren:
She's not sleeping. She’s a pile of evidence. She’s gone to the great beyond call of duty. They took out her life before she could take out her pension. Her excessive force complaints are now history. If she wasn't lying on this table she'd shooting up the lilies. She's shuffled out this mortal plaza and run down the street to be transferred to the great big precinct in the sky and joined the squad invisible. She is an EX-PARTNER!
You guys are not right! K One more Monty Python one.
(Goren is in the morgue, after hearing news that Eames didn't turn up for work, is meeting the new ME, who insists that the corpse on the table is just sleeping).
Goren:
She's not sleeping. She’s a pile of evidence. She’s gone to the great beyond call of duty. They took out her life before she could take out her pension. Her excessive force complaints are now history. If she wasn't lying on this table she'd shooting up the lilies. She's shuffled out this mortal plaza and run down the street to be transferred to the great big precinct in the sky and joined the squad invisible. She is an EX-PARTNER!
Tell that to John Cleese. I have a rather macabre but absurdist sense of humour myself. Anyway...
Things You'd Never Hear Alex Eames Say:
"Would you like me to pick up your dry cleaning too?"
"A date after this whole thing is cleared up? Sure."
"You drive."
"Hi Nicky, it's so good to see you again."
Things You'd Never Hear Alex Eames Say:
"Would you like me to pick up your dry cleaning too?"
"A date after this whole thing is cleared up? Sure."
"You drive."
"Hi Nicky, it's so good to see you again."
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