Just a thought I had. I need some cheering up.

Carver: More evidence. More evi...

Eames: Goren, tell your new partner she can pry the keys from my cold, dead cor...

LOL!

Rodgers: No one will do my autopsy right now that I'm gone...

Logan: Ah darn can't I get one last drink...

Ross: I hope the mortician gets my hair right.

Goren: Eames, come closer, Please, Bury me with my Tie clip and Libary card oh and I hid the santa cup under the......

Deakins: Goren, find out who did this to me and Step into them, hard...

Just because I want very much to hear LAST words from this character:

Nicole Wallace: Bobbbeee! How could you shoot me? I never thought you could...do...me...in...(dies-finally!)

But like any monster when he turns his back, she walks away.

Falaaci: Logan, what took you so long...

Eames: No, see, I checked and I am dy...

Goren: This is odd....

Goren: Eames, my only regret is... not being able to tell you...

Rich: But this is my only line...

Ross: Make sure I still have a hand in a pocket when they bury me...

You are cracking me up janx!

I love the line for Rich. Now that someone pointed him out to me, I see him in almost every single episode.

On another board someone told me Richie did speak in "30" gunna have to dig up that epi if I have and see.

Goren: Eames, We have been together so long, I am so sorry for the way I have treated you, I have kept so much from you, I never told you how beautiful you are, the way the light shines through your hair, but you know I am gay.

Goren: And not only that...I have the hots for Logan. He and I tried a 3-way with Captain Ross, but Ross is, you know, anal AND reductive.

A loaded gun left on a table

Goren, Eames, Logan, Whatshernamethisweek, Ross:Oops

Logan: Wheeler, I'm sorry for that Howdy Doody crack...

Carver: Goren, Eames, remember that juries like straight lines...and...graph...

No this violates rule 23: Logan does NOT swing that way.

ack! you are breaking my heart! lol!! ^__^()

Nicole Wallace: Wait a minute - I thought I put the Iocane powder in your tea Eames.

Barek: Okay, I'll tell you why I left. It all started with...

LOL Love it!!!

Goren: I bequeath my tie clip to.....

Deakins: "Arrrrrrrrrrrr", I always wants to say that....

Eames: I am not snarky.....

Ross: My color is black velvet, like Elvis....

Logan: Voice of reason, who am I kidding?

Rodgers: Goren, how could you see those cut marks when I couldn't even see them with the microscope?

Bobby: "Eames, I finally got the results of the paternity test. My real father was..."

Goren: Carver if you can't prosecute a clock, then how did you make in law school?

Goren to Eames: Next time they get the finger!

Eames: Bobby, I am your sister....
Bobby: Eames, come closer, no closer. now pull my finger..

Goren: Your cook needs to learn how to prepare a filet! It taste like you're eating a tire, and next time, don't fart at the dinner table.

That should sound like "Bubbbeee!..." :-)


spook

Nicole: Bubby, please no, no,
Bobby: Damit Nicole my name is BOBBY,( then shoots her.)

Eames: Bobby, do you think I look fat?

Eames: Don't you dare play "Imagine" at my funeral. Or that stupid song from "Crash" I keep hearing.

Bobby: Don't bury me next to mom and dad, I don't want to spend eternity with those people.
Eames: Which Dad?
Bobby: Shut up Eames, Snarking till the end.

Bobby: What's that smell?

Eames: Can you see my panty line Bobby? You don't have to stare, just a glance!

EAMES: Dammit Goren, I knew I should never have let you drive!

GOREN (sniffing some crucials bit of ghastly, blood-spattered internal gubbins from a body): Eames! Look at this! Oh, hang on ... they're mine ..

Eames: Why are you digging?!!

Eames: Put down the gun Bobby, I was just joking about Nicole being your sister.
Bobby: I have had it with your snarks.
Eames: Well at least I know who's my Daddy,,,oh crap, you shot me. Well at least we finally know you can shoot. Bobby why are you aiming again?

Eames: Ross, I'm tired of you looking how low cut my jeans are!

Outstanding! That one REALLY makes me laugh!

Ok, who brought their do..

(think 'Ghostbusters').

Goren: Messerschmidt.....

Deakins: I will tell you this only once ...

Goren: One more thing....
Eames: Oh Crap....
Rodgers: Oh Danny....
Ross: Oh no, what now....

Goren: Eames you been shot!
Eames: No See....

Eames: It's fake blood
Bobby: That wasn't impressive but...

Goren: I'm not Vince Vaughn!
Eames: What a load of bull.