and undies on.

We're naked? OHMYGAH!

"I feel embarassed.....

Olivia mumbled sheepishly.

Elliot also felt

breezy. He strutted

as people took

his hairless shiny

and threw rocks

nowhere to go

so he just

sat on the

bench and waited

for a chance

to meet Olivia

and go to

an apartment to

get warmed up.

and have a

fight in the

nude. Just then

Liv's phone...exploded!

"Holy Verizon!," she

said i am

going with At & T.

"Hey! Did you...

know that I

was needed at

the strip club

I don't want

Okay people- I put our random word together. Can we say- Run on sentence??? Yeah, there's alot of that. I had to take out a few so's and and's and which's- just to make out the vague ideas. It's pretty randomly funny though LOL! I really tried hard not to comment, but there was one paragraph where I just couldn't resist adding a tagline. It's in all caps. We can earse it later.


Three Words
One day at the precint the detectives answered the fax machine but it didn't work so they decided they wanted to go home and play x-box for five hours and then go eat some tamales at the restaurant near the precint, but Munch got a bad case of mumps and they had to smother him with mayonais to help with the terrible pain in his bony ass, Fin said "Munch let me hire someone to make better coffee. I'm sorry but noone wants the job of making coffee..."They would however want their laundry washed everyday so that they'd smell good and not bad. "What do you think we should tell Munch when he finds out that someone likes him." but they couldn't... Tell who it was, so instead Elliot and Olivia... share a huge kiss to distract Kathy, so she'd DIE! and just let Elliot live in peace with Liv so that they could have a lot of time to do what they always held back from Doing. but now the time had just came so they made out instead of hiding... in a janitor's closet before a janitor would interupt and tell on them to Cragen...who was still thinking that they had been doing interrogation, when they were actually making HOT DETECTIVE BABYS! Olivia wanted Elliot's kids, so she Decide to get... pregnant by doing... yoga in various ways so that Olivia would be Extremly Flexible for..the situation she would face shortly because she was really ready to have a go at taking the step to kiss but she didnt think that Elliot would like it But she went and kissed him ANyways pationatly and... he accepted it. they each felt like it was the greatest thing that either had a gift or ... both experienced a a sudden feeling of incredible love would bring them to olivia's apartment where they could make out privately... until someone saw through the window them undressing each other until they were only wearing Granny Panties and their t-shirts, which were slowly getting left behind in in the covers of Elliot's bed which had alot of room where they were able to easily move around and also be able to fool around and enjoy each other company until there was a breakin at the apartment next door which made them realise that they were in trouble so they went to have a bite to eat at the local diner up the street where they decided to have some food and talk about the people at the Dennys Restaurant Bar. olivia finally said Goodbye to Elliot but turned around and saw a person she knew She sauntered towards the person and suddenly tripped over Elliot's outstretched foot and she fell breaking her leg, on the pavement Elliot ran over To make sure, she was conscious and he helped her into his car and drove to her apartment first before taking her to the hospital Elliot valet parked And went inside Her eyes sparkled She had fractured...her left femur but she was ok besides that she was still Glad to see that things were going so well that she decided to take a break from it but then Elliot said that she wasnt sure what was wrong with her but she knew that she was thirsty. Olivia decided to call the nurse for water, but Elliot came instead and purchased some coffee and made Olivia Feel alot better so she decided to kiss him Then he looked at her and told her he really did love her all along.



Olivia couldn't believe he said this was how he had never told her how he loved her instead of Kathy. They locked lips and went home and then they spent their time watching a movie. During the movie they cuddled around a sofa where Elliot decided to... kiss Olivia on the lips before... they decided to take this to the bedroom where they got undressed so that they could look at the other with the tattos on Elliot's arm which had a bird eating a carrot and another one with a polar bear on it. Olivia was impressed by the way and she said Elliot, that's hot then elliot said It's all for you Liv. Then Olivia smiled and decided that she wanted to give him a huge kiss on the lips and then on the tattoo of her name that was on his back which was so smexiful she then decided to caress him on his chest which made him even more excited. Then he wanted to kiss her on her ear which made her laugh since he tickled with his lips which smelled like the wine that they had drank earlier. Then they got closer and were able to do what they had wanted getting it on. Liv was surprised by the passion that was between Munch and Fin who usually spent tons of time together alone but sometimes got interrupted by Munch's phone when Cragen tried breaking them up since he was in love with Fin. Cragen was surprised with this little thing because he felt bubbly inside like he and he wanted to feel loved and was drinking again like when his boo Fin wore a speedo to swim and it made him look like a model in a Calvin Klein magazine. Casey was thoroughly impressed by the bulge that was showing, making him feel sexy sexy sexy! Oh so sexy!! He said “Word dude, I am a very unhappy chunky sci-fi monkey!” Olivia lifted an eyebrow and said, “Elliot's hotter mate.” Fin couldn't believe she had said that since he was in the The Down Low on what was soon to be the biggest thing that ever faced them since the day that Olivia had announced that was pregnant with his baby which was really Elliot's that they had conceived while Elliot was still with Kathy. This made it harder for Casey to realise that her friend was having the child of her partner, but she knew that Olivia would make a decision on what cereal she would feed the baby when it got big enough. Elliot loved Olivia for who she was. Suddenly, Dani announced that she would end up married to Munch if she was too full of things made of transfats. And gay Greg snorted at Dani's ugly nappy hair. “Girrrl, you look a bleach fried Turkey that we would like to throw at Cragen's turd cutter.


Consequently, we would have encouraged detective groping, unfortunately Casey did not decide to participate in this. The Advil bottle game they were playing instead was a twister game where Elliot could put his hand on Olivia's bum which would knock Munch over onto the floor and on Casey who had a crush on Warner. Unfortunately, Munch's manly manicotti had stained Olivia's dress that Elliot had bought her for their wedding. Which would be in April because Kathy's funeral was the day before. So everyone had a beer and a piece of cheesecake and then a hot dog with mustard and ketchup with some whipped cream. Cragen couldn't take it because noone was


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There for him to make-out with.

“Wow”, said Huang. “I need a cold shower with Kathy’s bathing suit on.”

This had surprised Elliot because Olivia had hated Kathy’s fashion sense. Olivia wore it because she wanted to paste pictures of her self so Langan could look at granny panty women.

Huang was confused because Cabot said she enjoyed kidnapping little homeless kids because they had dialated pupils and purple hair with “I love Elliot” spray painted on their backsides.

Olivia thought Huang would hurl onto Cragen’s desk with Olivia’s scratches from her trysts of what was now known as this to other monkey’s in the zoo, but was so damn funny to all of the detectives of SVU and Fin (AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE RUN ON SENTENCES!!! WHAT THE FRACK --DOES THIS PARAGRAPH MEAN! LOL!)

Fin, who thought they would never see her like that without pants on.

So then Munch fainted because Casey had something similar to what Olivia had before Cragen told all of the SVU team that he loved Detective Benson. (AGAIN ???????WHAT!? LOLOL!)

Although, he really couldn’t come to terms with what was going on between Dani and Porter, which was really weird to all of the detectives because they all thought it would be strange for them to be around such ugly people.

This was weird for Munch, who loved Lake, unconditionally, no matter what SVU fans said about his abnormal body features. He was fond of his weirdness that is didn’t matter what anyone said about him and his mapquest, which was his annoying skill.

Maureen thought that he was pretty cute and she followed Huang to the store where she bought something that would capture his outer beauty, so the bow tie would not get caught on Kathleen’s underwire. The threesome did something that they would have never done considering it was raining outside. They also as far as gotten to where they were going…nowhere. They were drenched right through their skin and they were still outside without an umbrella and phone. They had left their shoes and things at his place where Dani was drunk on the patio. They didn’t even both to let anyone know she was with someone who was a crazed lunatic and had Patio Beef.

They all enjoyed eating each other with their eyes because they were very hungry for beef…on the heart and passion.

Then they went to McDonald’s to grab a bite to eat but they found that it was closed, so they went to another place…down the pants.

It was weird to stand pantless in the street…without a shirt and undies on.

“We’re naked! OHMYGAH!”

“I feel embarrassed,” Olivia mumbled sheepishly.

Elliot also felt breezy. He strutted as people took his hairless shiny….and threw rocks.

He ran away. Nowhere to go, so he just sat on the bench and waited for a chance to meet Olivia and go to an apartment to get warmed up and have a fight in the nude.

Just then Liv’s phone…exploded!

“Holy Verizon!,” she said. “I’m going with at&t. Hey, did you know that I was needed at the strip club. I don’t want to strip without

without my leather

omg that is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER read. EVER. Jesus. OMG. I need to pee.

strap that I

got last christmas.

from my friend

who works as

a sales girl

at the club.....

...where I met...

my sexy Elliot

the love of

gay Greg's life.

Which to me......

means that I

really hate that

Greg gets all

the fun that

Olivia can't because

I deserve since