on the tattoo

(Here is the story so far. I just copyed and pasted most of it. The bold is my input.)

One day at the precint the detectives answered the fax machine but it didn't work so they decided they wanted to go home and play x-box for five hours and then go eat some tamales at the restaurant near the precint, but Munch got a bad case of mumps and they had to smother him with mayonais to help with the terrible pain in his bony ass, Fin said "Munch let me hire someone to make better coffee. I'm sorry but noone wants the job of making coffee..."They would however want their laundry washed everyday so that they'd smell good and not bad. "What do you think we should tell Munch when he finds out that someone likes him." but they couldn't... Tell who it was, so instead Elliot and Olivia... share a huge kiss to distract Kathy, so she'd DIE! and just let Elliot live in peace with Liv so that they could have a lot of time to do what they always held back from Doing. but now the time had just came so they made out instead of hiding... in a janitor's closet before a janitor would interupt and tell on them to Cragen...who was still thinking that they had been doing interrogation, when they were actually making HOT DETECTIVE BABYS! Olivia wanted Elliot's kids, so she Decide to get... pregnant by doing... yoga in various ways so that Olivia would be Extremly Flexible for..the situation she would face shortly because she was really ready to have a go at taking the step to kiss but she didnt think that Elliot would like it But she went and kissed him ANyways pationatly and... he accepted it. they each felt like it was the greatest thing that either had a gift or ... both experienced a a sudden feeling of incredible love would bring them to olivia's apartment where they could make out privately... until someone saw through the window them undressing each other until they were only wearing Granny Panties and their t-shirts, which were slowly getting left behind in in the covers of Elliot's bed which had alot of room where they were able to easily move around and also be able to fool around and enjoy each other company until there was a breakin at the apartment next door which made them realise that they were in trouble so they went to have a bite to eat at the local diner up the street where they decided to have some food and talk about the people at the Dennys Restaurant Bar. olivia finally said Goodbye to Elliot but turned around and saw a person she knew She sauntered towards the person and suddenly tripped over Elliot's outstretched foot and she fell breaking her leg, on the pavement Elliot ran over To make sure, she was conscious and he helped her into his car and drove to her apartment first before taking her to the hospital Elliot valet parked And went inside Her eyes sparkled She had fractured...her left femur but she was ok besides that she was still Glad to see that things were going so well that she decided to take a break from it but then Elliot said that she wasnt sure what was wrong with her but she knew that she was thirsty. Olivia decided to call the nurse for water, but Elliot came instead and purchased some coffee and made Olivia Feel alot better so she decided to kiss him Then he looked at her and told her he really did love her all along. Olivia couldn't believe he said this was how he had never told her how he loved her instead of Kathy. They locked lips and went home and then they spent their time watching a movie. During the movie they cuddled around a sofa where Elliot decided to... kiss Olivia on the lips before... they decided to take this to the bedroom where they got undressed so that they could look at the other with the tattos on Elliot's arm which had a bird eating a carrot and another one with a polar bear on it. Olivia was impressed by the way and she said Elliot, that's hot then elliot said It's all for you Liv. Then Olivia smiled and decided that she wanted to give him a huge kiss on the lips and then on the tattoo of her name

I AM CRYING HERE! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!!! When you're replying to the above post, the magnitude of the humour doesn't sink in at first. Until now. I am seriously in tears and I think I peed a little bit. I have a stitch. It's so random. You can see where people tried to get away from the EO angle, but then had to come back with the EO angle and then where it went away. And, oh god, my side!

ok, my three words:

that was on

his back which

was so smexiful..

xxx,
Vikki

she then decided

to caress him

on his chest

which made him

even more excited

. Then he wanted

to kiss her

On her ear...

which made her

laugh since he

tickled with his

oh la laa! lol man, i missed this game, been so long since i've been on the forum!!

lips which smelled

like the wine

that they had

drank earlier. Then

they got closer &...
(gimme the & sign, lol.. please?)
xxx,
Vikki

and (&) were able

to do what...
( lol, it's hard to only write three words )
xxx,
Vikki

they had wanted

-getting it on!


(popeye laugh) agagagagagaga!

Liv was susprised

by the passion

that was between

Munch and Finn..
(HAH!)
xxx,
Vikki

who usually spent

tons of time...

together alone but..

sometimes got interupted

by Munchs' phone

when cragen tried

breaking them up..

since he was

Fin. Craigen was

susprised with this

little thing because

he felt bubbly..

inside like he

and he wanted

to feel loved

was drinking again..

(damn, why do I find comedy in other's pain???(only in movies & TV by the way,usually))

like when his

boo Finn wore...

a speedo to

swim and it