QUOTE (hullbound @ Mar 19 2008, 10:04 AM)

Very nice!
How's bout a Limerick next?

There once was a detective named Goren,
Who found murder and stealing deploring.
He caught all the bad guys,
Looked deep into their eyes.
And they confessed while staring at the flooring.
Or...
A detective named Bobby went looking,
For a killer who's hobbie was cooking.
Bobby found him in the kitchen,
Adding poison to the chicken.
Then arrested him and took him to booking.