Full Version: Rules 1-75? Not Yet.
Also add 'the' so the rule reads: The rolling up of Long Sleeves is MANDATORY. (it makes it a bit more gramatical)
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 12:26 PM) 
I'll change rule 75 to be mandatory so that there is only one version of the rule.
This should be rule 74, not 75.
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 2 2007, 12:29 PM)
I put rule 74 as demanded instead of encouraged.
And 75 as should instead of could.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
I keep updating the list on the first page so there's not endless reposts of it. Check there for changes!
Also you're fine jumping in with whatever. It may not all make the final cut, but we'll do our best to make it work.
Also we've got tons of rules for G/E so lets make sure we give Logan, his partners, the captains, Carver, & Rodgers some love too. After all they are part of the show.
Example: 45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
And 75 as should instead of could.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
I keep updating the list on the first page so there's not endless reposts of it. Check there for changes!
Also you're fine jumping in with whatever. It may not all make the final cut, but we'll do our best to make it work.
Also we've got tons of rules for G/E so lets make sure we give Logan, his partners, the captains, Carver, & Rodgers some love too. After all they are part of the show.
Example: 45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
Rule 45 will go into effect.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 12:29 PM)
Also add 'the' so the rule reads: The rolling up of Long Sleeves is MANDATORY. (it makes it a bit more gramatical)
Ignore this.
I'll stop posting so much now.
It has been updated with it. I will reword 74 now.
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 2 2007, 12:29 PM)
I put rule 74 as demanded instead of encouraged.
And 75 as should instead of could.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
I keep updating the list on the first page so there's not endless reposts of it. Check there for changes!
Also you're fine jumping in with whatever. It may not all make the final cut, but we'll do our best to make it work.
Also we've got tons of rules for G/E so lets make sure we give Logan, his partners, the captains, Carver, & Rodgers some love too. After all they are part of the show.
Example: 45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
And 75 as should instead of could.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
I keep updating the list on the first page so there's not endless reposts of it. Check there for changes!
Also you're fine jumping in with whatever. It may not all make the final cut, but we'll do our best to make it work.
Also we've got tons of rules for G/E so lets make sure we give Logan, his partners, the captains, Carver, & Rodgers some love too. After all they are part of the show.
Example: 45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
You must confess to the finger! lol
Rule 5-Any suspect that does not readily confess will be forced to tango with Goren.
Rule 6-Any suspect that does not consent to Rule 5 will have to answer to Capitan Deakins.
Rule 28- The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
Rule 29- In the event that The Wrath of Ross is unavoidable, call M.E. Rodgers.
Rule 6-Any suspect that does not consent to Rule 5 will have to answer to Capitan Deakins.
Rule 28- The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
Rule 29- In the event that The Wrath of Ross is unavoidable, call M.E. Rodgers.
Ammended Rule 6-All confessions will be made to the Finger of Persuasion.
Rule 6a-In the event a suspect refuses to comply with rules 2-6, he/she will have to answer to Capitain Deakins.
Rule 8-Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
Rule 6a-In the event a suspect refuses to comply with rules 2-6, he/she will have to answer to Capitain Deakins.
Rule 8-Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
lso need to think of something for Wheeler.
If male victim needs mouth to mouth and your name is Mike Logan, call for your partner Wheeler?, lol.
If male victim needs mouth to mouth and your name is Mike Logan, call for your partner Wheeler?, lol.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 01:58 PM)
Rule 5-Any suspect that does not readily confess will be forced to tango with Goren.
Rule 6-Any suspect that does not consent to Rule 5 will have to answer to Capitan Deakins.
Rule 28- The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
Rule 29- In the event that The Wrath of Ross is unavoidable, call M.E. Rodgers.
Ammended Rule 6-All confessions will be made to the Finger of Persuasion.
Rule 6a-In the event a suspect refuses to comply with rules 2-6, he/she will have to answer to Capitain Deakins.
Rule 8-Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
Rule 6-Any suspect that does not consent to Rule 5 will have to answer to Capitan Deakins.
Rule 28- The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
Rule 29- In the event that The Wrath of Ross is unavoidable, call M.E. Rodgers.
Ammended Rule 6-All confessions will be made to the Finger of Persuasion.
Rule 6a-In the event a suspect refuses to comply with rules 2-6, he/she will have to answer to Capitain Deakins.
Rule 8-Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
I added Rule 8 because it's perfect.
We need to expound on the Wrath of Ross though to make it list-able. It's almost there, just needs something to punch it up a little.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 12:26 PM)
I'll change rule 75 to be mandatory so that there is only one version of the rule.
Are we all as members deciding these rules? 
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 09:49 AM)
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60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
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60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
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lol, love it. i love those two rules.
QUOTE (DETnathalie @ Nov 2 2007, 01:58 PM)
lol, love it. i love those two rules.
i took out rule 7 cause i dun't get it.
Its from ITWSH. As Mike and Bobby leave to chase a lead, Eames says something about: There goes the oceans two.
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 2 2007, 01:52 PM)
I added Rule 8 because it's perfect.
We need to expound on the Wrath of Ross though to make it list-able. It's almost there, just needs something to punch it up a little.
We need to expound on the Wrath of Ross though to make it list-able. It's almost there, just needs something to punch it up a little.
agreed.
Yes we're all deciding together. At least we're going to try to... 
Rule 7 was a reference to In The Wee Small Hours, when Logan and Goren were walking out of the squad room together, Eames said "There they go. Ocean's Two."
Rule 7 was a reference to In The Wee Small Hours, when Logan and Goren were walking out of the squad room together, Eames said "There they go. Ocean's Two."
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 02:09 PM)
Its from ITWSH. As Mike and Bobby leave to chase a lead, Eames says something about: There goes the oceans two.
OHhhhh yea. my bad. it's back up.
QUOTE (DETnathalie @ Nov 2 2007, 02:12 PM)
OHhhhh yea. my bad. it's back up.
maybe kick-back? LOL!
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QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 02:09 PM)
Its from ITWSH. As Mike and Bobby leave to chase a lead, Eames says something about: There goes the oceans two.
OHhhhh yea. my bad. it's back up.
QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 2 2007, 02:14 PM)
maybe kick-back? 
LOL!
LOL!FXD
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 10:49 AM)
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2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
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8 - Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
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14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
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68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
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71 - Eames gets to drive.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up long sleeves is demanded.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
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7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
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13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
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61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
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68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
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70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Eames gets to drive.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up long sleeves is demanded.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
Filling up fast!!!
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 1 2007, 06:16 PM)
Moar Scruff. :-)
spook
spook
Oh my phreaking goodness......THUMP!!!!!!!!!!...I just fell off my chair.
QUOTE (CriminallyInsane @ Nov 2 2007, 03:34 PM)
Oh my phreaking goodness......THUMP!!!!!!!!!!...I just fell off my chair.
You can call a foul on Spook for not issuing a PHW (Public Health Warning).
Oh and freaking is what you do when you're freaking out.
Phreaking is old school hacker talk for scamming the phone companies by getting free long distance and pay phone calls.
janx=nerd
QUOTE (DETnathalie @ Nov 2 2007, 03:47 PM)
janx=nerd
Totally! And Proud!
LOve it!!
I've got another...
At least once per season we need to be reminded of the size 13 shoes.
At least once per season we need to be reminded of the size 13 shoes.
the pharse "no, see..." must come out of Eames' mouth atleast once per episode
Here's a rule to add:
Eames shall make at least one snarky comment per show.
Eames shall make at least one snarky comment per show.
QUOTE (NickyD @ Nov 2 2007, 04:22 PM)
I've got another...
At least once per season we need to be reminded of the size 13 shoes.
At least once per season we need to be reminded of the size 13 shoes.
Or no other criminal, cop or witness will have a larger shoe size than Goren.
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 2 2007, 03:38 PM)
You can call a foul on Spook for not issuing a PHW (Public Health Warning).
Oh and freaking is what you do when you're freaking out.
Phreaking is old school hacker talk for scamming the phone companies by getting free long distance and pay phone calls.
Oh and freaking is what you do when you're freaking out.
Phreaking is old school hacker talk for scamming the phone companies by getting free long distance and pay phone calls.
Well, this should be another rule:
If moar is acceptable, so is phreaking;)
I won't even ask how you know about the hacking thing....
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 03:54 PM)
JC, you scare me....but you make me proud too! WELL DONE!
QUOTE (DETnathalie @ Nov 2 2007, 02:28 PM)
OHhhhh yea. my bad. it's back up.
FXD
Tell me again DET, what does FXD mean, if you don't mind! KR
FXD
QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 2 2007, 08:15 PM)
Tell me again DET, what does FXD mean, if you don't mind! KR
I thought it meant Fixed.
QUOTE (CriminallyInsane @ Nov 2 2007, 07:56 PM)
Well, this should be another rule:
If moar is acceptable, so is phreaking;)
I won't even ask how you know about the hacking thing....
If moar is acceptable, so is phreaking;)
I won't even ask how you know about the hacking thing....
Umm... Not to be contrary, but they're from two different roots entirely. It doesn't work that way... People still refer to phone exploitation as phreaking too, so it's not like using a term that no longer has it's original meaning.
To my brain it doesn't compute. I'm sorry.
I know about the hacking thing cause I used to hang out with a bunch of them.
One of them had a T-shirt with the electrical diagram for wiring a Blue Box on it even.
The cable guy was doing rounds for cable thieves, showed up at their house, and asked them if they had cable cause his box said they did. The one who answered the door looked the guy dead in the eye and said he'd pay him $100 on the spot if he could FIND a cable outlet anywhere in the house (it was older). They guy took one step in the door, looked at the massive amount of computer parts, cables, monitors, and other equipment that was in the living room alone, said "Ok Have a nice day," and walked straight out. And this was back in 95 when everything was dial-up, the web was just beginning to coalesce into existence, and what we do here everyday was a distant dream.
Links are for wikipedia entries.
QUOTE (CriminallyInsane @ Nov 2 2007, 06:59 PM)
JC, you scare me....but you make me proud too! WELL DONE!
how do I scare you.
how about:
-"ME Rodgers never cracks a smile unless a prospective male cop is involved"
(i remember a slight smile (or am i mistaken) when talking about lennie briscoe taking her to....the opera? and that little BARELY a smirk when ross walked in this past week....does she smile at all otherwise?)
-"Bobby Goren does not respond well to change"
-"ME Rodgers never cracks a smile unless a prospective male cop is involved"
(i remember a slight smile (or am i mistaken) when talking about lennie briscoe taking her to....the opera? and that little BARELY a smirk when ross walked in this past week....does she smile at all otherwise?)
-"Bobby Goren does not respond well to change"
Suggestion for rule 36:
The wearing of eye patches (in a non-pirate environment) shall only be carried out by senior NYP personnel i.e Captain James Deakins.
Ta
Cloggs
The wearing of eye patches (in a non-pirate environment) shall only be carried out by senior NYP personnel i.e Captain James Deakins.
Ta
Cloggs
QUOTE (raeangel319 @ Nov 3 2007, 12:02 AM)
how about:
-"ME Rodgers never cracks a smile unless a prospective male cop is involved"
(i remember a slight smile (or am i mistaken) when talking about lennie briscoe taking her to....the opera? and that little BARELY a smirk when ross walked in this past week....does she smile at all otherwise?)
-"ME Rodgers never cracks a smile unless a prospective male cop is involved"
(i remember a slight smile (or am i mistaken) when talking about lennie briscoe taking her to....the opera? and that little BARELY a smirk when ross walked in this past week....does she smile at all otherwise?)
Seriously.
Who wouldn't smile at Lenny?
God I miss Jerry.
Can you guess what my all time fav scene from CI was?
Right, so of course there have been some amazing interrogation scenes that I adore..but to a Broadway geek like me -- just seeing Jerry, Kathryn, Jesse -- and mixing in Vincent, well, let's just say-- it was sheer bliss.
QUOTE (DejaBlue72 @ Nov 2 2007, 02:06 PM)
Here's a rule to add:
Eames shall make at least one snarky comment per show.
Eames shall make at least one snarky comment per show.
isn't she always making those remarks anyway
?
Hi how about " arms will always be folded when suspect leaves the room" or something like that, you can clean it up a little. You know how Bobby is always folding his arms across his chest to his underarms when he's waiting for an answer to his question, or when a suspect leaves the room like both goren and eames did when Nelda the nurse left the room? Any way just a thought. heart here peace out 
QUOTE (ktjeinuk @ Nov 3 2007, 04:06 AM)
Suggestion for rule 36:
The wearing of eye patches (in a non-pirate environment) shall only be carried out by senior NYP personnel i.e Captain James Deakins.
Ta
Cloggs
The wearing of eye patches (in a non-pirate environment) shall only be carried out by senior NYP personnel i.e Captain James Deakins.
Ta
Cloggs
HAHAHAHA! I love that one! ;-))
spook
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 3 2007, 05:13 AM)
HAHAHAHA! I love that one! ;-))
spook
Now guys, he has a medical condition. Take it easy on Deakins eye patch. Be nice. spook
Rule whatever # we are on, How much Bobby runs his tongue, hhmm, over his teeth? 
QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 3 2007, 07:32 AM)
Rule whatever # we are on, How much Bobby runs his tongue, hhmm, over his teeth?
Hey I think you ranked up!
He's still getting used to having his teeth fixed... Feeling how smooth they are and stuff.
Lfanz - I think Rule 1 should be something that applies to everyone. Maybe we can put it at another number.
Rae - Do not mess with M.E. Rodgers. She works with dead people for a reason.
Detective Goren does not respond well to change. (See Bishop)
And a new one: Any woman Logan tries to have a relationship with is in danger.
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO resisting the temptation to offer to help VDO feel how smooth and such, his teeth are now. 
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 3 2007, 08:24 AM)
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO resisting the temptation to offer to help VDO feel how smooth and such, his teeth are now.
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
lmbo...
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 3 2007, 09:24 AM)
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO resisting the temptation to offer to help VDO feel how smooth and such, his teeth are now.
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
Give in...
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 3 2007, 10:50 AM)
Give in...
rofl. I want a copy of that sans the VDO pic. Where did you get it?
Rule 69-If thy name be Mike Logan, thou shalt wear a plaid tie.
(we can drop the King James english if need be)
(we can drop the King James english if need be)
spook
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