I made a banner for rule 62 (just in case ya care)


Okay, techically it's a reworking of "More Plaid Please" but what are ya gonna do?

That's awsome. *sigh* Mikey....

Thanks jc! I seem to be gravitating toward making Mike-centric rule banners.

I wonder why? *sigh* Mike

Actually, I think Vincent could act a blank page, but I know what you mean! Hopefully, it will be over soon!!!

Amen!

Hrm... Maybe we can reach a compromise?

80 - Just because they touched, doesn't mean they're going to have sex.
81 - But maybe they will.

81 will simply move to the 82 slot.

LUV the rules!
I had a thought the other day watching Dave Letterman. What about a list of Top 10 List of VDO's hottest moments? Do you think we are up to creating another list? We would need to start new thread, but are we up for it?

Ten just AIN'T ENOUGH, sugar

Dang, I just thought of another rule - # ?? - The Officer Will Show You Out. (I've just been having my own mini marathon with the season one dvd and you'd be surprised how often that gets said to one person or another )

Or it could be changed, to #80. Sometimes a touch is just a touch.

Or don't put a number, CI's Hottest Moments, that way all characters could be involved.

I think you're right, CI. VDO could act a blank page, but he wouldn't cross the picket lines. Nor would we want him to.

Sigh... have they reached ANY agreement yet?


spook

I'd like to thank you very much for starting this, "Rules". I do think that #80 is Sometimes "a touch is just a touch" as someone said, Sorry I don't remember who Also I'm still not into Logan yet, I liked him on L&O but with CI it's only VDO for me, Sorry Logan Also I am VERY proud(I know this is probably silly) but to have been part of Rule # 64 About the Arms. Thanks for letting me play. Heart here Peaceout

From the Untethered thread:

Rule 83 - You can never, ever have enough Goren.

Love it!

Dahahahah! Thanks for posting this Janx!

Rule I-75 could be, Call Bobby if you're in trouble? Is that dumb?

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!!!





MMMMMMMMMMMM!




Is there a limit on this, just 10?...cause we would burn it all up in a minute or less...lol





I don't think its dumb...I'm in trouble, what his number again????

What about the tie clips?

suits, ties, tie-clips, size 13 shoes...every inch a marvel...ah...what was the question again???

I forgot!

HAhahahahahaah...roflmbo!

Kim, what the hell does roflmbo mean? I need a list of the slangs, so I won't type as much!

Rolling on floor laughing my butt off..I substitued the a** for butt, lol (and since Vincent often has me on the floor *thud*, I figure I may as well stay there)

What number are we up to on the rules again? Anyone have a complete list?

Kim, whose in charge? Maybe you would be good at it! Kim T, Tell like it is!

Me in charge?? Not!
Am I posting too much and hogging the board?? Sorry if I am...

Not at all! We're all supposed to do that, well maybe not Jryan! Just kiddin Jryan!

I am on a posting goal to reach 10,000 remember I don't have a RL, lol heres the list.:


1 - All other shows are ways to pass the time until LOCI comes on again.
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Sarcasm is NOT optional.
6 - Healthy skepticism: Carver's favorite passtime.
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Tit for Tat.
11 - DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
12 - LOCI is educational! Did you know sharks don't have scales?
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18 - Eames must use the phrase "No, see..." at least once per episode.
19 - The uniform officers will always show up just to take the perps away.
20 - Nothing stops a perp like a trashcan lid.
21 - There is no chance your great fanfic idea has NOT been done before. Probably more than once.
22 - Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone making Howdy Doody references.
23 - Logan doesn't swing that way.
24 - Rich-spotting. Official game of LOCI watchers. (The bald detective)
25 - Robert O. Goren is hereby ordered to dye half his dress shirts blue!
26 - If things are going badly, slap the interrogation room table. Hard. No, harder!
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder.
28 - Captain Ross will inform you of all the little-known, minute details of New York history.
29 - Saying your last name is the only acceptable way to answer the phone.
30 - The most important investigative tool is a Library Card.
31 - Females shall always carry inhalers in case of emergencies or moments of hotness.
32 - Don't be afraid to eat donuts just because there's a stigma. Mmmm... Donuts...
33 - Always listen to your partner, even if you already know the answers.
34 - There's smutfic and shipper fic of EVERYONE. No exceptions.
35 - If there isn't any already in existence, it will be created.
36 - Do not mess with M.E. Rodgers. She works with dead people for a reason.
37 - You aren't considered a True CI fan until you have all episodes on DVD, on your DVR, and still rush home to watch it on TV.
38 - Real CI Fans watch Logan episodes too.
39 - If you've gone to your stylist and said "Give me an 'Eames'" & expect them to know what you're talking about, you're a CI Fanatic.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
41 - There is always time for pancakes. Or donuts are fine too.
42 - He's an aquired taste. Give him a chance.
43 - Only M.E. Rodgers can address Capitain Ross as 'Captain my Captain.'"
44 - The Goren Lean. It's a rule.
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46 - Juries like nice straight lines & graphics!
47 - If you've tried The Goren Lean when interogating someone yourself, you're a CI fanatic.
48 - When being interrogated, you have no personal space.
49 - Forensic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.
50 - Ballistics reports will be delivered by CSU Tech Mike.
51 - The Captain always wants you to Step into them. Kids are involved: Step into them HARD.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - If you date Logan, prepare for awfulness to befall you.
54 - It isn't adultery to fantasize about your favorite LOCI cast member. It's a God-given Right.
55 - Always make time for the four legged witnesses.
56 - Captain Ross: One hand in his pocket.
57 - Ross' hair will be a subject of discussion forever. No one will ever really like it.
58 - Captain Deakins: Rockin' the eyepatch. It's a medical thing, honest.
59 - If you let the detectives get inside, your personal effects are open to police scrutiny.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - If thy Name is Mike Logan, Thou shalt wear a plaid tie.
63 - The circumstances surrounding Barek's depauture will never be explained, except in fanfiction, and it will always have something to do with her being in love with Logan.
64 - Arms will be folded when not in use.
65 - Rules are meant to be broken. Except these.
66 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - VDO is always capable of looking hotter than you thought he could.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Eames gets to drive.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up long sleeves is demanded.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
80 - Mostly a touch is just a touch.
81 - More dress blues. Cause uniforms are hawt.
82 - The officer will show you out.
83 - You can never, ever have enough Goren.

Alrighty then!

thank you for the list...i don't have much of a RL wither, just work, work and housework! Thats what owning a business (or two) will do to you. Hubby puts in around 80 hours a week, every week.

But...gives me lots of fantasy and wish time!

Your life sounds like mine, Kim!

Rule 83-BULLSEYE!!

Thanks for doing that JRyan.

Did we, at one point, consider trying to get a picture/screen cap Photoshopped for each rule? That's be a labour of love.

Knit one with all our names! I can't sew a button on, so I'm out, but I'll buy!

Rule 84 - Eames saying "No see.." is not only expected, but required. All will choose to find it charming.

Rule 85 - Nicole Wallace will always be evil incarnate.
(Suggestion: All cast members should, from this point forward, refer to her only as "that B*itch"

Rule 85 : There must be fly-clips now.

I hate to point out that Rule 84 is very similar to Rule 18.

That's ok, I tried.

Oops, sorry, my bad

It's cool. I liked the other one though.

I did the same thing, I'mm sooo bad, Zuxende!!!