Rule #1 should be something like LOCI is the #1 show, all others are secondary ways of passing time until LOCI comes on again.

hmm.. I thought it was already *No VDO.. No Criminal Intent*.. or something to that affect.. if not.. that should be in there somewhere.(I think nat came up with that one.)

*bug*

How about a rule about Goren and Eames wearing there Dress Blues more. Boy does Goren look Hot in them.

YAY! Someone is using one of my banners!

Rule__: The previews always lie.

You got that right jc! K

Rule_: Don't run from the cops. Don't lie to the cops. Don't assault a cop. It just makes it worse.

hmm.. I thought it was already *No VDO.. No Criminal Intent*.. or something to that affect.. if not.. that should be in there somewhere.(I think nat came up with that one.)

*bug*

Maybe a rule: Perps are liars.

If VDO leaves LOCI, I stop watching! I'll switch to SVU! K

I already watch SVU, as well as LOCI.

Not quite as obsessed with SVU, tho.


spook

same

ditto, I also watch the original

ditto, I also watch the original

Eames looks hot in leather, she even wears a leather jacket on the Hottest day in NYC. Should that be a rule?

sounds great to me.

I would! K

Did we ever deceide on Rule #1

I don't know that Janx et al picked a #1. For awhile it was "No VDO, No LOCI", of which I heartily approve. :-)

I think that might have been a DetNat contribution, but not sure...


spook

Then I'll resubmitted my idea for #1:

Rule #1 should be something like LOCI is the #1 show, all others are secondary ways of passing time until LOCI comes on again.

We could have another rule later on that says if in doubt, refer to #1

it indeed was nats entry.

*bug*

Guys, I'm so confused about all the rules! Help me?

Janx has the whole list on page one (updated). There's just a few missing (not made up or not accepted yet) and Rule #1 is one of them. ;-)
spook

Rule__: Just because he touched her, dosen't mean that he wants to have sex with her.

Revised Rule___: Sometimes a touch is just a touch.

Thanks Spook! K What about the black t-shirts? I love that idea!

I'm afraid if we printed all the rules on one shirt, the words would be too small to read.


spook

Hey gang! Just letting you know that I'm back from teh holiday madness & I'll be catching up and updating stuff as needed today or tomorrow.

Lozzie & spook - Check your PM's. KThxBai!

1 - All other shows are ways to pass the time until LOCI comes on again.
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Sarcasm is NOT optional.
6 - Healthy skepticism: Carver's favorite passtime.
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Tit for Tat.
11 - DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
12 - LOCI is educational! Did you know sharks don't have scales?
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18 - Eames must use the phrase "No, see..." at least once per episode.
19 - The uniform officers will always show up just to take the perps away.
20 - Nothing stops a perp like a trashcan lid.
21 - There is no chance your great fanfic idea has NOT been done before. Probably more than once.
22 - Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone making Howdy Doody references.
23 - Logan doesn't swing that way.
24 - Rich-spotting. Official game of LOCI watchers. (The bald detective)
25 - Robert O. Goren is hereby ordered to dye half his dress shirts blue!
26 - If things are going badly, slap the interrogation room table. Hard. No, harder!
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder.
28 - Captain Ross will inform you of all the little-known, minute details of New York history.
29 - Saying your last name is the only acceptable way to answer the phone.
30 - The most important investigative tool is a Library Card.
31 - Females shall always carry inhalers in case of emergencies or moments of hotness.
32 - Don't be afraid to eat donuts just because there's a stigma. Mmmm... Donuts...
33 - Always listen to your partner, even if you already know the answers.
34 - There's smutfic and shipper fic of EVERYONE. No exceptions.
35 - If there isn't any already in existence, it will be created.
36 - Do not mess with M.E. Rodgers. She works with dead people for a reason.
37 - You aren't considered a True CI fan until you have all episodes on DVD, on your DVR, and still rush home to watch it on TV.
38 - Real CI Fans watch Logan episodes too.
39 - If you've gone to your stylist and said "Give me an 'Eames'" & expect them to know what you're talking about, you're a CI Fanatic.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
41 - There is always time for pancakes. Or donuts are fine too.
42 - He's an aquired taste. Give him a chance.
43 - Only M.E. Rodgers can address Capitain Ross as 'Captain my Captain.'"
44 - The Goren Lean. It's a rule.
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46 - Juries like nice straight lines & graphics!
47 - If you've tried The Goren Lean when interogating someone yourself, you're a CI fanatic.
48 - When being interrogated, you have no personal space.
49 - Forensic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.
50 - Ballistics reports will be delivered by CSU Tech Mike.
51 - The Captain always wants you to Step into them. Kids are involved: Step into them HARD.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - If you date Logan, prepare for awfulness to befall you.
54 - It isn't adultery to fantasize about your favorite LOCI cast member. It's a God-given Right.
55 - Always make time for the four legged witnesses.
56 - Captain Ross: One hand in his pocket.
57 - Ross' hair will be a subject of discussion forever. No one will ever really like it.
58 - Captain Deakins: Rockin' the eyepatch. It's a medical thing, honest.
59 - If you let the detectives get inside, your personal effects are open to police scrutiny.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - If thy Name is Mike Logan, Thou shalt wear a plaid tie.
63 - The circumstances surrounding Barek's depauture will never be explained, except in fanfiction, and it will always have something to do with her being in love with Logan.
64 - Arms will be folded when not in use.
65 - Rules are meant to be broken. Except these.
66 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - VDO is always capable of looking hotter than you thought he could.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Eames gets to drive.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up long sleeves is demanded.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
80 - Just because they touched, doesn't mean they're going to have sex.
81 - More dress blues. Cause uniforms are hawt.

Maybe a long tshirt nightgown, half on front half on back.