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JanxAngel

Nov 7 2007, 12:30 AM

QUOTE (Gorens0Girl @ Nov 7 2007, 12:23 AM)

"No scones in the squad room!" get my vote!

Ok, I am trying to think of some that are CI (or other characters) related and not just VDO...How about something like...take them or leave them- I tried!

Rule #__ Announcing your last name is the only acceptable way to answer a cell phone.
Rule #__ All little-known, minuet details regarding New York history shall be offered by Captain Ross
Rule #__ All forensic, ballistic and ME reports shall be received via text message

Ok, now, I have to suggest a VDO one...

Rule #__ Acquired tastes are preferred

This is good stuff. Welcome aboard.

I'll get on this in the morning though, as I'm feeling a bit worn out to be clever.

Just wanted to say thanks for contributing!

gorenscrush

Nov 7 2007, 05:43 AM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 3 2007, 08:24 AM)

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO resisting the temptation to offer to help VDO feel how smooth and such, his teeth are now.

Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...

Ooooohhhh sister, don't I know it!! Those lips of his....swoon....and that oh so seductive voice....faint!! I'm twitterpated!!

krodgers

Nov 7 2007, 08:01 AM

A rule should be scones and sherry at break time for all!

Gorens0Girl

Nov 7 2007, 09:01 AM

Or scones and buttered parsnips!

krodgers

Nov 7 2007, 09:43 AM

QUOTE (Gorens0Girl @ Nov 7 2007, 09:01 AM)

Or scones and buttered parsnips!

Yeah! You got it goin' on friend!!!! LOL! K

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 11:43 AM

QUOTE (Gorens0Girl @ Nov 6 2007, 11:23 PM)

"No scones in the squad room!" get my vote!

Ok, I am trying to think of some that are CI (or other characters) related and not just VDO...How about something like...take them or leave them- I tried!

Rule #__ Announcing your last name is the only acceptable way to answer a cell phone.
Rule #__ All little-known, minuet details regarding New York history shall be offered by Captain Ross
Rule #__ All forensic, ballistic and ME reports shall be received via text message

Ok, now, I have to suggest a VDO one...

Rule #__ Acquired tastes are preferred

awww except Ballistics, I like the little ballistics lady, I think Goren has a "thing" for her.

JanxAngel

Nov 7 2007, 01:31 PM

QUOTE (Gorens0Girl @ Nov 7 2007, 12:23 AM)

"No scones in the squad room!" get my vote!

Ok, I am trying to think of some that are CI (or other characters) related and not just VDO...How about something like...take them or leave them- I tried!

Rule #__ Announcing your last name is the only acceptable way to answer a cell phone.
Rule #__ All little-known, minuet details regarding New York history shall be offered by Captain Ross
Rule #__ All forensic, ballistic and ME reports shall be received via text message

Ok, now, I have to suggest a VDO one...

Rule #__ Acquired tastes are preferred

To Scone or not To Scone... Tough question...

Proposed 28 - Captain Ross will inform you of all the little-known, minute details of New York history.
Proposed 29 - Saying your last name is the only acceptable way to answer the phone.
Proposed 49 - Forensic, Ballistic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.

Proposed 34 - He's an aquired taste. Give him a chance.

Gorens0Girl

Nov 7 2007, 01:33 PM

Ok, I think we need to strike the ballistics reports being delievered via text because I like the little ballstic girl too.. so how do we write one with her included?

On Proposed #28...Am I right that Ross is a history buff? Is it just NY history or is it US history? I thought it might be US cuz he did the reinactement of the Burr shooting (did that really happen in NY?) and then I thought maybe it is just NY because he knew about the families mentioned in Depths.

JanxAngel

Nov 7 2007, 01:44 PM

QUOTE (Gorens0Girl @ Nov 7 2007, 01:33 PM)

Ok, I think we need to strike the ballistics reports being delievered via text because I like the little ballstic girl too.. so how do we write one with her included?

On Proposed #28...Am I right that Ross is a history buff? Is it just NY history or is it US history? I thought it might be US cuz he did the reinactement of the Burr shooting (did that really happen in NY?) and then I thought maybe it is just NY because he knew about the families mentioned in Depths.

I think it's mostly NY, but I'd have to look up the Burr duel real fast.

Back! Yup, duel was in The Grange in northern Manhattan.

Proposed 49 - Forensic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.
Proposed 50 - Ballistics reports will be delivered by the girl we want to see more of.

How's that gang?

Lozzie

Nov 7 2007, 02:42 PM

As and when we all get done here, how about a separate thread where a picture graphic for each Rule is displayed in order?

I'm happy to volunteer to collate the pictures people submit, BTW. If people like the idea.

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 02:45 PM

QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 7 2007, 12:44 PM)

I think it's mostly NY, but I'd have to look up the Burr duel real fast.

Back! Yup, duel was in The Grange in northern Manhattan.

Proposed 49 - Forensic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.
Proposed 50 - Ballistics reports will be delivered by the girl we want to see more of.

How's that gang?

Or ME reports delievered in person to Ross only?

TennesseCIFAn

Nov 7 2007, 02:55 PM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 7 2007, 01:42 PM)

As and when we all get done here, how about a separate thread where a picture graphic for each Rule is displayed in order?

I'm happy to volunteer to collate the pictures people submit, BTW. If people like the idea.

or one of our photo editing genius could create a calendar or poster type so we could put them up in our office and spend the love of LOCI around to everyone. . . .

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 04:20 PM

Rule #___The Lean or Dip will forever be know and The Goren Dip or Lean, what ever yall want to name it.

Rule #__Goren and Eames are the #1 Team.

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 04:28 PM

CSU Tech Mike-Ballistic Chick( Goren's Gal)

Resume she is a lot younger than I thought, they made her look older.

krodgers

Nov 7 2007, 04:35 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 7 2007, 11:43 AM)

awww except Ballistics, I like the little ballistics lady, I think Goren has a "thing" for her.

MF, I vote you out on the scones and sherry at breaks! K

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 04:44 PM

QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 7 2007, 03:35 PM)

MF, I vote you out on the scones and sherry at breaks! K

I don't even know what the hell scones are! I am a cajun, I go for Beignets and coffee. I pass on Scones and sherry. Took a sip of cooking sherry once YUCK! So don't know what reg sherry taste like. Not high class like Nicole. Bet Bobby would like my Beignets, he would like a French women. Oh sorry I am probably on the wrong thread, Hee heee. How you like my spoiler KRod, lol.

krodgers

Nov 7 2007, 04:52 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 7 2007, 04:44 PM)

I don't even know what the hell scones are! I am a cajun, I go for Beignets and coffee. I pass on Scones and sherry. Took a sip of cooking sherry once YUCK! So don't know what reg sherry taste like. Not high class like Nicole. Bet Bobby would like my Beignets, he would like a French women. Oh sorry I am probably on the wrong thread, Hee heee. How you like my spoiler KRod, lol.

MF, Nicole just thinks she is High class, mind games she's great at! K

TennesseCIFAn

Nov 7 2007, 05:08 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 7 2007, 03:44 PM)

I don't even know what the hell scones are! I am a cajun, I go for Beignets and coffee. I pass on Scones and sherry. Took a sip of cooking sherry once YUCK! So don't know what reg sherry taste like. Not high class like Nicole. Bet Bobby would like my Beignets, he would like a French women. Oh sorry I am probably on the wrong thread, Hee heee. How you like my spoiler KRod, lol.

That's the reason why there shouldn't be scones and sherry in the squad room!

krodgers

Nov 7 2007, 05:09 PM

QUOTE (TennesseeCIFan @ Nov 7 2007, 05:08 PM)

That's the reason why there shouldn't be scones and sherry in the squad room!

Ok, after hours maybe? K

TennesseCIFAn

Nov 7 2007, 05:12 PM

QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 7 2007, 04:09 PM)

Ok, after hours maybe? K

Nahh! Maybe scotch or some of my home state's Jack. . . . .

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 05:13 PM

QUOTE (TennesseeCIFan @ Nov 7 2007, 04:12 PM)

Nahh! Maybe scotch or some of my home state's Jack. . . . .

I am a long island Ice tea gal or crown royal. ( just love the blue bag) Better get back on topic or DET is gunna get you.

krodgers

Nov 7 2007, 06:05 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 7 2007, 05:13 PM)

I am a long island Ice tea gal or crown royal. ( just love the blue bag) Better get back on topic or DET is gunna get you.

Tequilla will make ya mean, MF! Crown good choice! K

DefenderOfMen

Nov 7 2007, 07:09 PM

I don't know how many people know this, but for once the SVU boards copied us instead of the other way around like with the "You know you're obsessed" thread and the "fan art" thread. They are in the process of making their own rules and I say more power to them!

I think they are up to four now.

cluck73

Nov 7 2007, 07:14 PM

can we have a rule for the "step into him" phrase frequently said by deakins? Maybe something like: No matter who is captain, the detectives must always remember to "step into him"!?

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 07:23 PM

QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 7 2007, 05:05 PM)

Tequilla will make ya mean, MF! Crown good choice! K

When on vacation with my hubby for more than 3 days, I need long Island Ice tea daily.

Like my doctor once said, You get married for Better or Worse, But not Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, lol.

TennesseCIFAn

Nov 7 2007, 07:23 PM

QUOTE (cluck73 @ Nov 7 2007, 06:14 PM)

can we have a rule for the "step into him" phrase frequently said by deakins? Maybe something like: No matter who is captain, the detectives must always remember to "step into him"!?

I like it cluck! Let's go with it!

TennesseCIFAn

Nov 7 2007, 07:24 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 7 2007, 06:23 PM)

When on vacation with my hubby for more than 3 days, I need long Island Ice tea daily.

Like my doctor once said, You get married for Better or Worse, But not Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, lol.

LOL I like that Jryan!

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 07:40 PM

QUOTE (cluck73 @ Nov 7 2007, 06:14 PM)

can we have a rule for the "step into him" phrase frequently said by deakins? Maybe something like: No matter who is captain, the detectives must always remember to "step into him"!?

Oh and if it involves kids, Step into him hard.

tobo86

Nov 7 2007, 08:47 PM

JRyan, I'll make you a genuine LI Iced Tea if you make me a Hurricane! Also, I think Rule #1 should be

Goren and Eames should always be the #1 Team!!

Jryan

Nov 7 2007, 09:09 PM

QUOTE (CriminallyInsane @ Nov 7 2007, 07:47 PM)

JRyan, I'll make you a genuine LI Iced Tea if you make me a Hurricane! Also, I think Rule #1 should be

Goren and Eames should always be the #1 Team!!

Deal on the drinks,

Goren and Eames ARE the #1 Team.

jcsavestheday

Nov 8 2007, 01:27 AM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 7 2007, 03:20 PM)

Rule #___The Lean or Dip will forever be know and The Goren Dip or Lean, what ever yall want to name it.

Rule #__Goren and Eames are the #1 Team.

I think that the lean should be known as THE BOBBY POSE (sans the caps)

jcsavestheday

Nov 8 2007, 01:37 AM

QUOTE (DefenderOfMen @ Nov 7 2007, 06:09 PM)

I don't know how many people know this, but for once the SVU boards copied us instead of the other way around like with the "You know you're obsessed" thread and the "fan art" thread. They are in the process of making their own rules and I say more power to them!

I think they are up to four now.

Our rules are cooler...

someone should inform them that the rules thing is from the CI board and not mothership. I would do it myself, but SVU fans scare me (altough I am a fan of the SVU just ever so slightly less obsessed) LOL.

Lozzie

Nov 8 2007, 03:24 AM

I wonder why Americans think that the English like scones and sherry?

I would only ever eat a scone as part of a Dorset Cream Tea -

and sherry should only ever be consumed by dusty dried up old ladies or added to Chinese cooking.

I'd much rather have a nice cuppa tea and a bag o' chips

spookycc

Nov 8 2007, 07:00 AM

QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 8 2007, 01:37 AM)

Our rules are cooler...

someone should inform them that the rules thing is from the CI board and not mothership. I would do it myself, but SVU fans scare me (altough I am a fan of the SVU just ever so slightly less obsessed) LOL.

Hi *jc,

Our rules are bound to be cooler. Who's a cooler character than Goren? :-)

Don't be afraid of the SVU board - some of our CI-Philes are over there. Have *I* ever posted there? Not that I recall. ;-)

I am also just slightly less obsessed with SVU, but obsessed nonetheless. I *heart* Stabler.

I think it's cool that the CI board started something that gets copied, since CI is the youngest of the current-running L&O franchise shows.

spook

spookycc

Nov 8 2007, 07:02 AM

QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 8 2007, 01:27 AM)

I think that the lean should be known as THE BOBBY POSE (sans the caps)

Just mho, but I think it should always be known as "The Goren Lean". Everyone knows what it is, and it kinda helps define him. ;-)

Plus, Bobby has poses that aren't "leans", doesn't he? ;-)

spook

krodgers

Nov 8 2007, 07:11 AM

QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 8 2007, 07:02 AM)

Just mho, but I think it should always be known as "The Goren Lean". Everyone knows what it is, and it kinda helps define him. ;-)

Plus, Bobby has poses that aren't "leans", doesn't he? ;-)
spook

Bobby crosses his arms alot! I'm still more interested in the tongue, the way he runs it over his teeth, and then swallows hard? K

Jryan

Nov 8 2007, 10:22 AM

Cafe DuMonde

What Cajun Cops prefer.

spookycc

Nov 8 2007, 11:21 AM

QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 8 2007, 07:11 AM)

Bobby crosses his arms alot! I'm still more interested in the tongue, the way he runs it over his teeth, and then swallows hard? K

Hi, K-Rod!

Yep, Bobby crosses his arms a lot. And uses his hands expressively.

And that tongue... I had no idea how often Bobby sticks his tongue out until I watched the "Faux Pas" slideshows at thereelvincentdonofrio.com. They are SO funny!

(I didn't see any running of tongue over teeth, unless that's what he's doing when he sticks his tongue out.)

spook

Lozzie

Nov 8 2007, 12:09 PM

How we doing on this? Have we started to run out of steam? I think we have very nearly 50 rules ... does anyone else 'sides me think that may, in fact, be enough?

Jryan

Nov 8 2007, 12:35 PM

QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 8 2007, 06:02 AM)

Just mho, but I think it should always be known as "The Goren Lean". Everyone knows what it is, and it kinda helps define him. ;-)

Plus, Bobby has poses that aren't "leans", doesn't he? ;-)

spook

So what rule can we apply to "The Goren Lean". That it must be done once an episode?

During interogation you must look into Det. Gorens eyes, or you will subjected to "The Goren Lean"

also how about
Goren and Eames must do more undercover work. Love when they go undercover, like with the tile guy.

Gorens0Girl

Nov 8 2007, 12:35 PM

Since Lozzie asked how we are doing... I don't think we are at 76 yet?

What about one for the uniformed cops that come in at the end of the aria and take the "bad guy" away? I always think that is a quirk of CI how they do that.
We have to get creative about the wording of the actual rule- I am not great at that.

Jryan

Nov 8 2007, 12:36 PM

QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 8 2007, 06:02 AM)

Just mho, but I think it should always be known as "The Goren Lean". Everyone knows what it is, and it kinda helps define him. ;-)

Plus, Bobby has poses that aren't "leans", doesn't he? ;-)

spook

yeah he has the head dip too, where he just turns his head.

jcsavestheday

Nov 8 2007, 12:56 PM

courtesy of Detnat,

Rule__: Falacci will be known as Det. Firecrotch (one or two words detnat?). FOREVER.

Jryan

Nov 8 2007, 01:00 PM

QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 8 2007, 11:56 AM)

courtesy of Detnat,

Rule__: Falacci will be known as Det. Firecrotch (one or two words detnat?). FOREVER.

Don't think we should have rules concerning someone who will be gone in a few episodes. We need more rules about Wheeler. Especially something so demeaning and hurtful.

spookycc

Nov 8 2007, 01:06 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 8 2007, 12:35 PM)

So what rule can we apply to "The Goren Lean". That it must be done once an episode?

During interogation you must look into Det. Gorens eyes, or you will subjected to "The Goren Lean"

also how about
Goren and Eames must do more undercover work. Love when they go undercover, like with the tile guy.

I like the interrogation rule. But I didn't have a rule about the lean in my head. I just didn't want to see the name changed to something else. Cuz.. well, The Goren Lean is what it is. ;-)

spook

Jryan

Nov 8 2007, 01:08 PM

QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 8 2007, 12:06 PM)

I like the interrogation rule. But I didn't have a rule about the lean in my head. I just didn't want to see the name changed to something else. Cuz.. well, The Goren Lean is what it is. ;-)

spook

I think in an interview he even called it a Lean, if I am not mistaken.

Lozzie

Nov 8 2007, 01:09 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 6 2007, 06:12 PM)

Need a blue shirt rule too, dam he looks hot in blue. Need to dye all those white dress shirts blue. Love that pic spook.

That shirt is for sale on eBay.

spookycc

Nov 8 2007, 01:11 PM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 8 2007, 01:09 PM)

That shirt is for sale on eBay.

Don't even tell me that. ;-P

spook

Jryan

Nov 8 2007, 01:26 PM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 8 2007, 12:09 PM)

That shirt is for sale on eBay.

If I bought a VDO shirt on Ebay I think my hubby would divorce me for sure, lol

TennesseCIFAn

Nov 8 2007, 01:37 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 8 2007, 12:26 PM)

If I bought a VDO shirt on Ebay I think my hubby would divorce me for sure, lol

What about one of his ties? Saw one on ebay. . . . .