ROG = Robert O. Goren (do we know what the O. stands for?)

we don't know what the O stands for (*whispers* and we're not supposed to ask)

My thoughts for Rule #1.

no pic...

Is that another Rule, then - "Do not speculate over Goren's middle initial"?

Ohhhh, wanna BREAK it ...


Obadiah
Oberon
Octavio
Odo
Odysseus
Oedipus (!!!!) - Apart from its literal meaning "Swollen foot" (Size 13? Geddit?) Oedipus was fated to marry his mother and murder his father
Oliver
Omar
Omari
Omarion
Orion
Orlando
Osbaldo
Oscar
Osvaldo
Oswaldo
Owen
Ozimandias

I think it sounds like it would be Owen. Robert Owen Goren, that sounds ok, do ya think?

Hey locifanz! That should be a rule, good one girl! Bobby's so sexy when speaking another language! You betcha! K

I'm still as snarky as ever, I just thought I'd pissed ya off. ;-))

I don't need to know about you and Bobby and the smoking. <wg>


spook - just got home from work

I guess Bobby and I will take a nap for ya! LOL! KR

Actually I would agree with Oedipus or Othello, since mom was a Librarian and read lots of books seems she would pick a literary name. No matter how bad the child would be teased.

Love the arms folded one. Need to put that one under captions. I could think of something to put to that pic. lol

Hey guys!

Sorry I was away yesterday, but I did have some life stuff to do away from desk. You guys were BUSY!

I'm made some updates to the front page list to reflect your work. I didn't put in everything because some of it felt repeated from earlier stuff we had done. I'm not trying to down anyone's ideas, but we want to try and make as many unique rules as possible. You gusy are doing great, so I want you to keep it up. If I missed updating one you really feel belongs in the front list, post about it ok? Then we can open discussion and get it worded to fit!

Again you're awesome out there in LOCI land...

Just so you know real fast, here's the additions:

10 - Tit for Tat.
11 - DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
20 - Nothing stops a perp like a trashcan lid.
22 - Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone making Howdy Doody references.
30 - The most important investigative tool is a Library Card.
33 - Always listen to your partner, even if you already know the answers.
36 - Do not mess with M.E. Rodgers. She works with dead people for a reason.
55 - Always make time for the four legged witnesses.
56 - Captain Ross: One hand in his pocket.
64 - Arms will be folded when not in use.
66 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
69 - If thy name is Mike Logan, Thou shalt always wear a plaid tie.

Also the rules can be about us, the fandom, as well and all the crazy things we do. It is a big list after all.

WORSHIP the Santa Mug!

Oh like I am the queen of Trivia? lol.

Oh yes - Rule number Whatever "All Hail The Mug of Santa!" LOL

Meant to take this and post it sooner... But I kept getting sidetracked.



Yes Jryan - You are the Trivia Queen.

I have to go with Robert Oliver Goren- very Dickensian...
Hey- LOVE the new rules!
Janx, you need to explain the Santa Mug thing to me, k?

There's no way his middle name could be oedipus, that would be just wrong.

I'm a psychology major, and thus think of Freud's oedipus complex. I'm fine with Othello or Oliver.

I have a friend who's middle name is Octavius.

CrimSane - Eames had a Santa Mug on her desk in Season 1 and at least part of Season 2. I found 3 that are exact matches to the one that was on her desk. Very hard to find, I got lucky on eBay. 6 pages of santa mug auctions, and ONE had the right kind.

RULE #1: No Vincent D'Onofrio. No Show. Period.

*oogles your mug*

you oogle everybodies mug.
I like rule number one btw...now lets see.. what pic would exemplify those thoughts.

*bug*

By decree of RULE 67, I hereby offer a Public Health Warning:

Rule #1

ahhh.. perfect my friend.

*bug*

Need better pic, please, if we could get a pic from the last episode. He was really hot in that one.

what's wrong with that pic?

yeah!.. he's sizzlin just fine in this one...

*bug*

Prolly reffering to RULE 76. or 78, i can't tell her intent.

He just seems to be squinting in that pic, And there are so many hotter pics. I guess I like him older

How about a rule about Goren and Eames wearing there Dress Blues more. Boy does Goren look Hot in them.

The squinting is cute.

No, Det, or do I call you Nat? I guess I should refer to rule 21. This pic was just never one of my fav. See my above post for my reasoning. Will we get Tshirts made when rules are finished? Only way I will remember all of these. lol.

That is so true! KR

What a man! I'd leave my hubby for him, oh he already knows that.

That a GREAT pic- the bigger the better!

Rule #___ - - there is no bad picture of ROG or VDO!

ROFL...

Does yours also complain about how there's a double standard?

No, he's already warned me that if Sandy Bullock or Goldie Hawn winked at him- he'd be gone! What's good for the goose and all that.....

My husband complains that if he sat around all day looking at some hot girl, he'd be in trouble. Yet I can sit around all day drooling over VDO and he can't do anything about it.

Nice to know faithfulness is rampant.




/end sarcasm

What different does it make, if we get hot for VDO, if they reap the benifits. lol. Just don't yell out Bobby, if you hubbys name isn't bobby.

*covers head* oh my word...

OK, enough DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES CLUB. more about rules, less about fantasies and your rational behind them. Stay on topic.

Right! Faithlessness has nothing to do with it. Look but don't touch. This is all in jest and fun. I would NEVER act on it. Does my hubby reap the benes? Yes. As do I when he has his little fantasy. Just cause I'm married (happily so) doesn't mean I'm dead!

that was hilarious...

I'm definitely NOT a desparate housewife.

Wow look who has changed!

Couple more additions to the front:

53 - If you date Logan, prepare for awfulness to befall you.
57 - Ross' hair will be a subject of discussion forever. No one will ever really like it.
58 - Captain Deakins: Rockin' the eyepatch. It's a medical thing, honest.
62 - If thy Name is Mike Logan, Thou shalt wear a plaid tie.

This one is up for debate:

69 - Bobby will never have sex that we know about. Evar.

Let the war begin! Muwahahahahahahahaaaa!

rule 69 is in.

I'm not convinced that for Deakins the patch is a medical thing. I think that it is a secret show of support for pirates. Most of MCS favors ninjas, which makes wearing a patch straight up GANGSTA!

Oh dang! That's hot. I think Eames might be a Pirate supporter. Logan I'm pretty sure is.

Rule.... uhm... 30-somthing odd...

Drooling for more than 1 hour over a picture of VDO or GDO (in any garb or no garb at all ) is allowed only between the hours of 08.00 - 17.00... unless there is a "Y" in the day of the week then drooling is allowed the entire day (including bank holidays and Sundays).

Cloggs

Of course rule 69, is for the TV show only. That doesn't go for in our dreams And of course if they show Bobby dating anyone, she must die, or be arrested and go to jail for life.