Full Version: Rules 1-75? Not Yet.
we need to add a rule about double checking the ME work---you know Bobby, he's always irritating Rogers by poking around on the body. (and grossing Eames out!)
Tripple rule Award: Rule 74,75 & 78
the graphic for 56 is perfect spook!! lol!! ^__^
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 3 2007, 08:24 AM) 
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO resisting the temptation to offer to help VDO feel how smooth and such, his teeth are now. 
Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
Do you really want me to tell ya and descibe the tongue as he licks over his teeth? Must ... resist ... salacious ... remarks ... must ... resist ...
Rule # .. whatever..
After lunch.. and prior to interrogations...mirror checks for *debre* mandatory
*bug*
After lunch.. and prior to interrogations...mirror checks for *debre* mandatory
*bug*
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 2 2007, 10:01 PM)
how do I scare you.
THe way your mind works- - frightening! LOL! In a good way!!!
Can we get an updated list???
I'd like to add one: Ross must have one hand outside his pockets at all times.
Oh, and I love Rule #55!
do we have a rule for btsoh?
QUOTE (cluck73 @ Nov 3 2007, 04:41 PM)
do we have a rule for btsoh?
Rule 76
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 3 2007, 04:50 PM)
Rule 76
What is that? 
QUOTE (KRodgers @ Nov 3 2007, 05:10 PM)
What is that?
Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 3 2007, 05:14 PM)
Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
Sorry, still stupid with letter logo. I do no what no exceptions mean.
I demand a recount! Someone *please* write out the suggestions on a list!
(I would, but I'm sick and my brain hurts just thinking about it)
Here's my suggestions, but I can't figure out what number to use, cuz I can't figure out which numbers are free... so I'll guess. Badly.
#13. Tit for tat always wins.
#48. There is always time for a confession.
(I would, but I'm sick and my brain hurts just thinking about it)
Here's my suggestions, but I can't figure out what number to use, cuz I can't figure out which numbers are free... so I'll guess. Badly.
#13. Tit for tat always wins.
#48. There is always time for a confession.
Spook I adore what you have done.
I also love what DefenderofMen has as their signature - "Nothing Stops a Perp Like A Trashcan Lid" - can that be a rule?
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r50/lal...h-Can-Lid-1.gif
I also love what DefenderofMen has as their signature - "Nothing Stops a Perp Like A Trashcan Lid" - can that be a rule?
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r50/lal...h-Can-Lid-1.gif
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 4 2007, 04:51 AM)
Spook I adore what you have done.
I also love what DefenderofMen has as their signature - "Nothing Stops a Perp Like A Trashcan Lid" - can that be a rule?
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r50/lal...h-Can-Lid-1.gif
I also love what DefenderofMen has as their signature - "Nothing Stops a Perp Like A Trashcan Lid" - can that be a rule?
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r50/lal...h-Can-Lid-1.gif
Thanks, Lozzie! I just got a better photo editing program, so hopefully if I make any more up, they won't look like I did the lettering with a crayon.
I'll work on Defender's "Trashcan lid" rule if s/he doesn't want to work it up. ;-)
spook
QUOTE (hotaru @ Nov 3 2007, 04:39 PM)
the graphic for 56 is perfect spook!! lol!! ^__^
Thanks, hotaru!
Finally I have something to USE all these VDO pix for (besides drooling ;-).
spook
QUOTE (TennesseeCIFan @ Nov 3 2007, 07:40 PM)
we need to add a rule about double checking the ME work---you know Bobby, he's always irritating Rogers by poking around on the body. (and grossing Eames out!)
How about someting like:
In an attempt to gross out your colleagues (both direct colleagues and morgue employees) the use or manhandling of any body part of the deceased can be used to achieve this purpose.
Cloggs
QUOTE (GoldenMean @ Nov 3 2007, 10:15 PM)
I demand a recount! Someone *please* write out the suggestions on a list!
(I would, but I'm sick and my brain hurts just thinking about it)
Here's my suggestions, but I can't figure out what number to use, cuz I can't figure out which numbers are free... so I'll guess. Badly.
#13. Tit for tat always wins.
#48. There is always time for a confession.
I agree, it's so confusing, what is what. We all need to put together something we can understand, and keep up with the rule #. I don't even know what # that's next? I guess it's 49, since GM, welcome by the way, made a rule for # 48 last, which is good! what about # 49 could be "Are you telling the truth, or a liar? I don't know, I'd like to help and I think we all would. (I would, but I'm sick and my brain hurts just thinking about it)
Here's my suggestions, but I can't figure out what number to use, cuz I can't figure out which numbers are free... so I'll guess. Badly.
#13. Tit for tat always wins.
#48. There is always time for a confession.
Here's my take on the list as it stands - Janx, I know you said we needn't bother to re-post the entire list, but there seemed to be so much that needed to be taken into account. I hope you don't mind.
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Eames must utter the phrase "My ass!" at least once per episode. Goren to check out, accordingly.
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32 - Eames must wear here hair UP when profiling a man. (I don't geddit
)
33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Eames must utter the phrase "My ass!" at least once per episode. Goren to check out, accordingly.
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32 - Eames must wear here hair UP when profiling a man. (I don't geddit
)33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
Loz saves the day!!!
excellent.
*bug*
excellent.
*bug*
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 4 2007, 07:16 AM)
Here's my take on the list as it stands - Janx, I know you said we needn't bother to re-post the entire list, but there seemed to be so much that needed to be taken into account. I hope you don't mind.
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 -
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32
33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 -
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
Good job lozzie! Ok, # 32, Eames must wear her hair up at work while profiling a man!K
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 -
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32
33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 -
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
What about #10, Eames must utter, my a$$, when in doubt of a perp.
I think rogers is going to break rules 2-6 alot! heehee
*Bump* - for visibility
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 4 2007, 01:36 PM)
*Bump* - for visibility
'Nother great one, Lozzie! ;-)
spook
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 4 2007, 08:16 AM)
Here's my take on the list as it stands - Janx, I know you said we needn't bother to re-post the entire list, but there seemed to be so much that needed to be taken into account. I hope you don't mind.
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Eames must utter the phrase "My ass!" at least once per episode. Goren to check out, accordingly.
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32 - Eames must wear here hair UP when profiling a man. (I don't geddit )
33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Eames must utter the phrase "My ass!" at least once per episode. Goren to check out, accordingly.
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32 - Eames must wear here hair UP when profiling a man. (I don't geddit
)33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
#___: Ross must have one hand in his pocket at all times.
spook
Love it! 
At the request of the lovely folks in the caption thread:
Rule Number (please put in the one you see fit)
DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
At the request of the lovely folks in the caption thread:
Rule Number (please put in the one you see fit)
DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
spook
I love it guys! What a great job! I'm so proud! K
You need a picture of Bobby and Nicole Wallace ...and caption it "Hello Bubby"...that would be a cool picture...
QUOTE (CriminallyInsane @ Nov 4 2007, 04:14 PM)
#___: Ross must have one hand in his pocket at all times.
Because Eames can get to the perp's with her hair up so pretty!
QUOTE (Irisheyes @ Nov 4 2007, 06:27 PM)
You need a picture of Bobby and Nicole Wallace ...and caption it "Hello Bubby"...that would be a cool picture...
OK, it's not a rule, but here it is.... ;-)
I LOVE the chemistry between these two!
spook
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 4 2007, 05:42 PM)
OK, it's not a rule, but here it is.... ;-)
I LOVE the chemistry between these two!
spook
I LOVE the chemistry between these two!
spook
Thanks...I knew it wouldn't be a rule...I should have asked in the "Caption it" thread...sorry...
QUOTE (Irisheyes @ Nov 4 2007, 06:46 PM)
Thanks...I knew it wouldn't be a rule...I should have asked in the "Caption it" thread...sorry...
Hey, not a problem, esp not for another Irishperson!
spook
1. Getting handcuffed by Bobby, isn't always a bad thing. 
QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 4 2007, 07:03 PM)
1. Getting handcuffed by Bobby, isn't always a bad thing.
Why was the original #1, Goren Rules, or whatever, deleted/not listed? ;-)
I'd let Bobby handcuff me anytime. ;-PP
spook
QUOTE (Jryan @ Nov 4 2007, 06:03 PM)
1. Getting handcuffed by Bobby, isn't always a bad thing.
eames must show her arms once per episode
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 4 2007, 06:06 PM)
Why was the original #1, Goren Rules, or whatever, deleted/not listed? ;-)
I'd let Bobby handcuff me anytime. ;-PP
spook
He already has me! LOL! Loved it!
I'd let Bobby handcuff me anytime. ;-PP
spook
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 4 2007, 06:06 PM)
Why was the original #1, Goren Rules, or whatever, deleted/not listed? ;-)
I'd let Bobby handcuff me anytime. ;-PP
spook
I'd let Bobby handcuff me anytime. ;-PP
spook
Roren rules is better. The otherone is great. Just not #1 great.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 4 2007, 09:07 PM)
Roren rules is better. The otherone is great. Just not #1 great.
Who is this "Roren", of which you speak? ;-PPP
spook
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 4 2007, 08:13 PM)
Who is this "Roren", of which you speak? ;-PPP
spook
spook
Sorry:GOREN...
*mumbles* as if you didn't know who i was talking about...picky people.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 4 2007, 09:21 PM)
Sorry:GOREN...
*mumbles* as if you didn't know who i was talking about...picky people.
*mumbles* as if you didn't know who i was talking about...picky people.
I'm sorry, *jc, I thought you knew I was just kidding.
I even used emoticons.
spook
spook
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 4 2007, 07:29 PM)
I'm sorry, *jc, I thought you knew I was just kidding.
I even used emoticons.
spook
I even used emoticons.
spook
Sorry. I was ust kidding. I should have used an emoticon
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 4 2007, 09:50 PM)
Sorry. I was ust kidding. I should have used an emoticon
Ya had me all worried here. ;-)
spook
How about we need to see him use his important investigative tool more.
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 4 2007, 09:04 PM)
Ya had me all worried here. ;-)
spook
Spook, where did your funny personality go? Are you still made at me because I won't give you the details about Bobby? K
spook
#81= Don't ever take a swing at Eames, or you will have Goren throw you against a wall. What do you guys think? K
QUOTE (locifanz @ Nov 4 2007, 10:24 PM)
Rule 80. Goren Rules. If you don't agree, see Rule 80.
Is that better?
Is that better?
Or make it like the rules of marriage.
Rule #1 Goren is always Right.
Rule #2 When you think Goren is Wrong refer to rule #1.
I always tell my husband the two most important rules of marriage. #1 Wife is always right. Rule #2 when wife is wrong refer to rule #1.
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 4 2007, 07:16 AM)
Here's my take on the list as it stands - Janx, I know you said we needn't bother to re-post the entire list, but there seemed to be so much that needed to be taken into account. I hope you don't mind.
1-Goren is always right.
2 - When you think Goren is wrong refer to rule #1
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Eames must utter the phrase "My ass!" at least once per episode. Goren to check out, accordingly.
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18- Silence is never silent
19- Having the handcuffs slapped on by Bobby Goren isn't always a bad thing.
20- Goren should use his most important investigative tool more often.
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22-Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone who makes any reference to Howdy Doody
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32 - Eames must wear here hair UP when profiling a man. (I don't geddit )
33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
1-Goren is always right.
2 - When you think Goren is wrong refer to rule #1
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Confess now, unless you want to tango with Goren (oh I know just the picture for that one Spook!!!)
6 - All confessions must be submitted via the Finger Of Persuasion
6a - Failure to comply with rules 2 through 6 will be answerable to Captain Ross
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstances will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Eames must utter the phrase "My ass!" at least once per episode. Goren to check out, accordingly.
11 - Eames must utter the phrase "No, see ..." once per episode
12 - Reminders of the Size Thirteens will be issued frequently.
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18- Silence is never silent
19- Having the handcuffs slapped on by Bobby Goren isn't always a bad thing.
20- Goren should use his most important investigative tool more often.
21 - There is never a bad photograph of VDO or ROG
22-Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone who makes any reference to Howdy Doody
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28 - The Wrath of Ross must be avoided at all costs.
29 - In the event of an outbreak of The Wrath Of Ross, evacuate the building and contact ME Rodgers. Do not stop to retreive personal belongings (maybe this is what happened to the Santa mug ..?)
30
31
32 - Eames must wear here hair UP when profiling a man. (I don't geddit
)33 - Ross's hairstyle will remain open to debate. Indefinitely.
34
35
36
37
38
39
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely it is that Barek owns it.
41
42
43
44
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46
47
48 - There's ALWAYS time for a confession.
49
50
51 - Hefting body parts is encouraged, for grossing people out.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - Tit for Tat always wins
54 - Debris checks after the lunch hour are mandatory.
55 - Always take time to make friends with those scruffier than you.
56 - Eames gets the keys.
57 - Logan's women will always be in peril. (Ha! Just like Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek!)
58 - Goren responds badly to change. Don't make him show you how.
59 - Don't mess with Rodgers. She works with dead people for good reason.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - Logan's partners to be paid on Screen Guild "Casual" rates only.
63 - Ummm - Goren ... tongue, teeth ... er .... ummmm ~clunk~
64 - Arms must be folded when not in use.
65 - Nothing stops a perp like a trash can lid.
66 - Eames will sarcastic remarks at least once per show, preferably more.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - Bad guys will be shot by Eames.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long shirt sleeves is mandatory.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
Ok I made some changes for consideration, also in #21 what does ROG stand for?
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