So JC was asking about a copy of the VDO rules... Since we started at 76, it was assumed that there was 1-75 out there somewhere.
Well there isn't. Yet. I made up rule 76 using that number because the Rules of teh Internet didn't go up that high and Goren's badge number is 4376.
Since this would be
1. a big project & 2. require at least 75 more rules to be made up
I'd like to call this list the LOCI & Associated rules instead of just the VDO rules and ask for contributions.
Through the course of discussion the list will be compiled together and when we have a full list, a final version will be decided on by the group at large. That will then become the "offical" list.
Weigh in, toss in your ideas, don't be shy. This is like a brainstorming thread so just say whatever you'd like to see and we'll try to work with it to make it "list-able."
Full Version: Rules 1-75? Not Yet.
1 - All other shows are ways to pass the time until LOCI comes on again.
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Sarcasm is NOT optional.
6 - Healthy skepticism: Carver's favorite passtime.
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Tit for Tat.
11 - DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
12 - LOCI is educational! Did you know sharks don't have scales?
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18 - Eames must use the phrase "No, see..." at least once per episode.
19 - The uniform officers will always show up just to take the perps away.
20 - Nothing stops a perp like a trashcan lid.
21 - There is no chance your great fanfic idea has NOT been done before. Probably more than once.
22 - Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone making Howdy Doody references.
23 - Logan doesn't swing that way.
24 - Rich-spotting. Official game of LOCI watchers. (The bald detective)
25 - Robert O. Goren is hereby ordered to dye half his dress shirts blue!
26 - If things are going badly, slap the interrogation room table. Hard. No, harder!
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder.
28 - Captain Ross will inform you of all the little-known, minute details of New York history.
29 - Saying your last name is the only acceptable way to answer the phone.
30 - The most important investigative tool is a Library Card.
31 - Females shall always carry inhalers in case of emergencies or moments of hotness.
32 - Don't be afraid to eat donuts just because there's a stigma. Mmmm... Donuts...
33 - Always listen to your partner, even if you already know the answers.
34 - There's smutfic and shipper fic of EVERYONE. No exceptions.
35 - If there isn't any already in existence, it will be created.
36 - Do not mess with M.E. Rodgers. She works with dead people for a reason.
37 - You aren't considered a True CI fan until you have all episodes on DVD, on your DVR, and still rush home to watch it on TV.
38 - Real CI Fans watch Logan episodes too.
39 - If you've gone to your stylist and said "Give me an 'Eames'" & expect them to know what you're talking about, you're a CI Fanatic.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
41 - There is always time for pancakes. Or donuts are fine too.
42 - He's an aquired taste. Give him a chance.
43 - Only M.E. Rodgers can address Capitain Ross as 'Captain my Captain.'"
44 - The Goren Lean. It's a rule.
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46 - Juries like nice straight lines & graphics!
47 - If you've tried The Goren Lean when interogating someone yourself, you're a CI fanatic.
48 - When being interrogated, you have no personal space.
49 - Forensic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.
50 - Ballistics reports will be delivered by CSU Tech Mike.
51 - The Captain always wants you to Step into them. Kids are involved: Step into them HARD.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - If you date Logan, prepare for awfulness to befall you.
54 - It isn't adultery to fantasize about your favorite LOCI cast member. It's a God-given Right.
55 - Always make time for the four legged witnesses.
56 - Captain Ross: One hand in his pocket.
57 - Ross' hair will be a subject of discussion forever. No one will ever really like it.
58 - Captain Deakins: Rockin' the eyepatch. It's a medical thing, honest.
59 - If you let the detectives get inside, your personal effects are open to police scrutiny.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - If thy Name is Mike Logan, Thou shalt wear a plaid tie.
63 - The circumstances surrounding Barek's depauture will never be explained, except in fanfiction, and it will always have something to do with her being in love with Logan.
64 - Arms will be folded when not in use.
65 - Rules are meant to be broken. Except these.
66 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - VDO is always capable of looking hotter than you thought he could.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Eames gets to drive.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up long sleeves is demanded.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
80 - Mostly a touch is just a touch.
81 - More dress blues. Cause uniforms are hawt.
82 - The officer will show you out.
83 - You can never, ever have enough Goren.
2 - Silence is never silent.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
5 - Sarcasm is NOT optional.
6 - Healthy skepticism: Carver's favorite passtime.
7 - Ocean's Two shall have a standing poker night every Tuesday.
8 - Under no circumstansses will Eames sit at home and knit.
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10 - Tit for Tat.
11 - DANCE LIKE THERE'S NOBODY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO-WAY!!
12 - LOCI is educational! Did you know sharks don't have scales?
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18 - Eames must use the phrase "No, see..." at least once per episode.
19 - The uniform officers will always show up just to take the perps away.
20 - Nothing stops a perp like a trashcan lid.
21 - There is no chance your great fanfic idea has NOT been done before. Probably more than once.
22 - Wheeler is allowed to deck anyone making Howdy Doody references.
23 - Logan doesn't swing that way.
24 - Rich-spotting. Official game of LOCI watchers. (The bald detective)
25 - Robert O. Goren is hereby ordered to dye half his dress shirts blue!
26 - If things are going badly, slap the interrogation room table. Hard. No, harder!
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder.
28 - Captain Ross will inform you of all the little-known, minute details of New York history.
29 - Saying your last name is the only acceptable way to answer the phone.
30 - The most important investigative tool is a Library Card.
31 - Females shall always carry inhalers in case of emergencies or moments of hotness.
32 - Don't be afraid to eat donuts just because there's a stigma. Mmmm... Donuts...
33 - Always listen to your partner, even if you already know the answers.
34 - There's smutfic and shipper fic of EVERYONE. No exceptions.
35 - If there isn't any already in existence, it will be created.
36 - Do not mess with M.E. Rodgers. She works with dead people for a reason.
37 - You aren't considered a True CI fan until you have all episodes on DVD, on your DVR, and still rush home to watch it on TV.
38 - Real CI Fans watch Logan episodes too.
39 - If you've gone to your stylist and said "Give me an 'Eames'" & expect them to know what you're talking about, you're a CI Fanatic.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
41 - There is always time for pancakes. Or donuts are fine too.
42 - He's an aquired taste. Give him a chance.
43 - Only M.E. Rodgers can address Capitain Ross as 'Captain my Captain.'"
44 - The Goren Lean. It's a rule.
45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
46 - Juries like nice straight lines & graphics!
47 - If you've tried The Goren Lean when interogating someone yourself, you're a CI fanatic.
48 - When being interrogated, you have no personal space.
49 - Forensic and ME reports shall be delivered via text message.
50 - Ballistics reports will be delivered by CSU Tech Mike.
51 - The Captain always wants you to Step into them. Kids are involved: Step into them HARD.
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
53 - If you date Logan, prepare for awfulness to befall you.
54 - It isn't adultery to fantasize about your favorite LOCI cast member. It's a God-given Right.
55 - Always make time for the four legged witnesses.
56 - Captain Ross: One hand in his pocket.
57 - Ross' hair will be a subject of discussion forever. No one will ever really like it.
58 - Captain Deakins: Rockin' the eyepatch. It's a medical thing, honest.
59 - If you let the detectives get inside, your personal effects are open to police scrutiny.
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62 - If thy Name is Mike Logan, Thou shalt wear a plaid tie.
63 - The circumstances surrounding Barek's depauture will never be explained, except in fanfiction, and it will always have something to do with her being in love with Logan.
64 - Arms will be folded when not in use.
65 - Rules are meant to be broken. Except these.
66 - Chairs are for sitting on, THIS way round.
67 - Public Health Warnings must be given before any hot moments.
68 - Guns can be drawn for any reason. Or no reason. Or just to mess w/ the suspect.
69 - VDO is always capable of looking hotter than you thought he could.
70 - The tie clip debate will remain open indefinitely.
71 - Eames gets to drive.
72 - Bishop can scroll too.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up long sleeves is demanded.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
80 - Mostly a touch is just a touch.
81 - More dress blues. Cause uniforms are hawt.
82 - The officer will show you out.
83 - You can never, ever have enough Goren.
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 09:49 AM) 
1
2
3
4
...yeah, we can count
...
73
74
75
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
2
3
4
...yeah, we can count
...73
74
75
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
Rule 1: The first rule of fight club is.... um, I don't remember the first rule of fightclub. So It's get on to stuff that matters.
Rule 80: If da scruff gets too long, it becomes fur. NO FUR ON DA FACE!
(sorry, I'm a Chi-town traitor! There have been no interesting cops have been from around here since Hill Street Bluez!
)
this is a cool idea, but shouldn't it be in the "Games" forum for CI?
QUOTE (Irisheyes @ Nov 1 2007, 12:24 PM)
this is a cool idea, but shouldn't it be in the "Games" forum for CI?
You know I didn't think of that, but in retrospect I believe you are correct.
Mods! Oh Mods! Please make this move happen!
Thank you!
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 10:49 AM)
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
74 - Rolling up of VDO long sleeves is encouraged.
75 - VDO Dress shirts may be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
(I LOVE #79 - that's from a fanfic, isn't it? ;-)
spook
Oh, I am so pleased. As a greenhorn/newbie/patsy/cub/rookie/wet-behind-the-whathaveyous in the whole wonderful world of LOCI Fandom, I was getting stressed by not knowing the Rules of Engagement. And now I discover that I can help make them up.
~fiddles with tie clip~
~fiddles with tie clip~
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 1 2007, 01:05 PM)
Oh, I am so pleased. As a greenhorn/newbie/patsy/cub/rookie/wet-behind-the-whathaveyous in the whole wonderful world of LOCI Fandom, I was getting stressed by not knowing the Rules of Engagement. And now I discover that I can help make them up.
~fiddles with tie clip~
~fiddles with tie clip~
I vote we title the list LOCI Rules of Engagement.
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 1 2007, 01:01 PM)
74 - Rolling up of VDO long sleeves is encouraged.
75 - VDO Dress shirts may be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
(I LOVE #79 - that's from a fanfic, isn't it? ;-)
spook
75 - VDO Dress shirts may be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
(I LOVE #79 - that's from a fanfic, isn't it? ;-)
spook
Good thoughts Spook and yes Rule 79 is from JC's fanfic, The Colour & The Shape, which is being posted part by part in our very own fanfic forum.
I wanted a no tie clip rule, can't I have one? But I guess since Bobby insist on wearing them, I will never get my wish, unless I go and break into the wardrobe dept and steal all the tie clips. But then I would have to steal all the tie clips of the world. Or create a machine that zaps them all out of the world. hmmm better get working.
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 01:29 PM)
I vote we title the list LOCI Rules of Engagement.
Good thoughts Spook and yes Rule 79 is from JC's fanfic, The Colour & The Shape, which is being posted part by part in our very own fanfic forum.
Good thoughts Spook and yes Rule 79 is from JC's fanfic, The Colour & The Shape, which is being posted part by part in our very own fanfic forum.
I knew I'd read it, just didn't remember where. ;-)
spook
I vote that we work our way backward to number 1.
I also vote that the sleeves rolled up apply to Noth as well.
Hi Bubba here, ...
I agree Irisheyes.
QUOTE (Irisheyes @ Nov 1 2007, 11:24 AM)
this is a cool idea, but shouldn't it be in the "Games" forum for CI?
I agree Irisheyes.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 1 2007, 04:12 PM)
I also vote that the sleeves rolled up apply to Noth as well.
Isn't more the correct spelling of moar? Or am I missing something?
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 09:49 AM)
1
2- Silence is never silent.
3
4
5
6
7
8
9-Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10
11
12
13-You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14-You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15-You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16-You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
17-You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
2- Silence is never silent.
3
4
5
6
7
8
9-Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10
11
12
13-You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14-You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15-You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16-You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
17-You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
fxd.
QUOTE (HelloBobby @ Nov 1 2007, 06:03 PM)
Isn't more the correct spelling of moar? Or am I missing something?
Moar Scruff. :-)
spook
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 1 2007, 05:13 PM)
I love you.
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 1 2007, 06:13 PM)
Yowza!
"My" rule looks damned fine!
Thanks, jc!
spook
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 1 2007, 06:38 PM)
Well said! Classic Goren!
spook
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 1 2007, 05:38 PM)
You've made my day so much brighter.
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 1 2007, 05:33 PM)
omg yes! i nod to that lol!! ^__^
QUOTE (jcsavestheday @ Nov 1 2007, 08:11 PM)
NICE!
QUOTE (spookycc @ Nov 1 2007, 06:10 PM)
*faints*
QUOTE (hotaru @ Nov 1 2007, 08:10 PM)
omg yes! i nod to that lol!! ^__^
Ya gotta love Goren in shades. :-)
spook
QUOTE (DETnathalie @ Nov 1 2007, 05:21 PM)
I love you.
You fade like bleach...you're awsome.
Well well well... You guys got busy on this!
These are looking great so far. Keep them coming!
JC - I love you.
Couple more:
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
These are looking great so far. Keep them coming!
JC - I love you.
Couple more:
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
QUOTE (hotaru @ Nov 1 2007, 07:10 PM)
omg yes! i nod to that lol!! ^__^
My favorite look royal blue shirt and sunglasses.
how about this?
27 - if anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder.
27 - if anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder.
52-Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes.
more to come...
Perhaps the Tie Clip Rule could be something like "Tie Clips - shall remain open to debate!" ? I love his tie clip. I think it is symbolic.
Scruff + Shades = Lozzie having a date with THE FLOOR .. ~clunk, wallop, bang, oof~
Perhaps we need a Rule that states "Statutory health warnings should be issued in advance of Picturesque Hot Moments", in order to allow me the opportunity to sit on the floor first.
RULE # ** - STATUTORY HEALTH WARNINGS MUST BE ISSUED IN ADVANCE OF PICTURESQUE HOT MOMENTS
Poor Logan. "You have a right to a new partner. In the event that that partner leaves, gets preggers, or is vastly unpopular, a new partner will be provided for you by the authorities."
Amendment to Rule 27 - "27 - if anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed."
Scruff + Shades = Lozzie having a date with THE FLOOR .. ~clunk, wallop, bang, oof~
Perhaps we need a Rule that states "Statutory health warnings should be issued in advance of Picturesque Hot Moments", in order to allow me the opportunity to sit on the floor first.
RULE # ** - STATUTORY HEALTH WARNINGS MUST BE ISSUED IN ADVANCE OF PICTURESQUE HOT MOMENTS
Poor Logan. "You have a right to a new partner. In the event that that partner leaves, gets preggers, or is vastly unpopular, a new partner will be provided for you by the authorities."
Amendment to Rule 27 - "27 - if anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed."
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 2 2007, 02:32 AM)
Perhaps the Tie Clip Rule could be something like "Tie Clips - shall remain open to debate!" ? I love his tie clip. I think it is symbolic.
Scruff + Shades = Lozzie having a date with THE FLOOR .. ~clunk, wallop, bang, oof~
Perhaps we need a Rule that states "Statutory health warnings should be issued in advance of Picturesque Hot Moments", in order to allow me the opportunity to sit on the floor first.
RULE # ** - STATUTORY HEALTH WARNINGS MUST BE ISSUED IN ADVANCE OF PICTURESQUE HOT MOMENTS
Poor Logan. "You have a right to a new partner. In the event that that partner leaves, gets preggers, or is vastly unpopular, a new partner will be provided for you by the authorities."
Amendment to Rule 27 - "27 - if anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed."
Thankyou Lozzie! You have a good point there girlfriend! We could make it funny or sad, funny is better! K Scruff + Shades = Lozzie having a date with THE FLOOR .. ~clunk, wallop, bang, oof~
Perhaps we need a Rule that states "Statutory health warnings should be issued in advance of Picturesque Hot Moments", in order to allow me the opportunity to sit on the floor first.
RULE # ** - STATUTORY HEALTH WARNINGS MUST BE ISSUED IN ADVANCE OF PICTURESQUE HOT MOMENTS
Poor Logan. "You have a right to a new partner. In the event that that partner leaves, gets preggers, or is vastly unpopular, a new partner will be provided for you by the authorities."
Amendment to Rule 27 - "27 - if anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed."
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 2 2007, 03:32 AM)
Perhaps the Tie Clip Rule could be something like "Tie Clips - shall remain open to debate!" ? I love his tie clip. I think it is symbolic.
Scruff + Shades = Lozzie having a date with THE FLOOR .. ~clunk, wallop, bang, oof~
Perhaps we need a Rule that states "Statutory health warnings should be issued in advance of Picturesque Hot Moments", in order to allow me the opportunity to sit on the floor first.
Scruff + Shades = Lozzie having a date with THE FLOOR .. ~clunk, wallop, bang, oof~
Perhaps we need a Rule that states "Statutory health warnings should be issued in advance of Picturesque Hot Moments", in order to allow me the opportunity to sit on the floor first.
HAHAHA!
Hey Lozzie,
Don't sue me for your date with the FLOOR, OK? ;-)))
spook
~tiny little voice from somewhere in the region of your doormat~ GASP! What happened to my statutaory warning?
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ Nov 1 2007, 09:49 AM)
1
2 - Silence is never silent.
3
4
5
6
7
8
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10
11
12
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62
63
64
65
66
67 - Statutory Health Warnings must be issued prior to picturesque hot moments
68 - Guns may be drawn for any reason, or indeed for NO reason
68a - Combination of gun drawn and BTSOH requires prior authority from the Statutory Anti-THUD Authority
69
70 - Tie clips remain open to discussion.
71 - Eames gets to scroll up, or down.
72 - Eames gets to drive.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long sleeves is mandatory. Or: Rolled shirt sleeves are strongly encouraged.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
2 - Silence is never silent.
3
4
5
6
7
8
9 - Doors are meant to keep everyone else out.
10
11
12
13 - You don't TRULY know something, until you taste it.
14 - You don't TRULY know something, until you smell it.
15 - You don't TRULY know something, untill you touch it.
16 - You don't TRULY know something, until you see it.
17 - You haven't really seen anything untill you see it from every angle, including sideways.
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27 - If anything is worth writing down, write it in a leather binder. Left-handed.
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52 - Logan will fly off the handle at least once every three episodes
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60 - Logan will always have a new partner.
61 - Half the people will love her and half won't.
62
63
64
65
66
67 - Statutory Health Warnings must be issued prior to picturesque hot moments
68 - Guns may be drawn for any reason, or indeed for NO reason
68a - Combination of gun drawn and BTSOH requires prior authority from the Statutory Anti-THUD Authority
69
70 - Tie clips remain open to discussion.
71 - Eames gets to scroll up, or down.
72 - Eames gets to drive.
73 - Shades on at all times when outdoors.
74 - Rolling up of long sleeves is mandatory. Or: Rolled shirt sleeves are strongly encouraged.
75 - Dress shirts should be unbuttoned MORE than one button.
76 – Needs more BTSOH! No Exceptions!
77 – Clothing for VDO is totally optional.
78 – Moar scruff.
79 – No quirky facts before 11am.
I've added a few, and rearranged the wording on some as well. I'm English - beaurocratic parlance is my middle name.
How about every few episodes an attractive woman, be it a suspect or victim, will make flirt with Bobby for one reason or another.
QUOTE (NickyD @ Nov 2 2007, 08:31 AM)
How about every few episodes an attractive woman, be it a suspect or victim, will make flirt with Bobby for one reason or another.
"Flirting with Goren is mandatory. Male, female - doesn't matter. Vincent is very flexible."?
"Flirting with Eames is strongly encouraged if you are a greasy slob with a poor attitude and are under suspicion of heinous crimes against men, women and small dogs." ?
QUOTE (Lozzie @ Nov 2 2007, 08:46 AM)
"Flirting with Goren is mandatory. Male, female - doesn't matter. Vincent is very flexible."?
"Flirting with Eames is strongly encouraged if you are a greasy slob with a poor attitude and are under suspicion of heinous crimes against men, women and small dogs." ?
"Flirting with Eames is strongly encouraged if you are a greasy slob with a poor attitude and are under suspicion of heinous crimes against men, women and small dogs." ?
Better, didn't quite know how to word that one.
How about flirting with Logan? I have to make an admission now. I have never seen an episode of LOCI with Logan in it so I am not sure what he is like when it comes to that sort of thing. 
Ok, I am a newbie, so I am not sure how the rules get set. But I love this idea!
I have a couple to toss around
- Any shooting of "bad guys" must be done by Eames.
- The right to call Robert Goren, "Bobby", is reserved for partners, bosses, family, and close friends who fix cars.
If I am not understading how you submit ideas for rules, please let me know.
I have a couple to toss around
- Any shooting of "bad guys" must be done by Eames.
- The right to call Robert Goren, "Bobby", is reserved for partners, bosses, family, and close friends who fix cars.
If I am not understading how you submit ideas for rules, please let me know.
I'll change rule 75 to be mandatory so that there is only one version of the rule.
I put rule 74 as demanded instead of encouraged.
And 75 as should instead of could.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
I keep updating the list on the first page so there's not endless reposts of it. Check there for changes!
Also you're fine jumping in with whatever. It may not all make the final cut, but we'll do our best to make it work.
Also we've got tons of rules for G/E so lets make sure we give Logan, his partners, the captains, Carver, & Rodgers some love too. After all they are part of the show.
Example: 45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
And 75 as should instead of could.
3 - Everyone will confess. No Exceptions.
4 - If there is ever an exception to Rule 3, it will be Nicole Wallace.
40 - The more ridiculous the hat, the more likely Barek owns it.
I keep updating the list on the first page so there's not endless reposts of it. Check there for changes!
Also you're fine jumping in with whatever. It may not all make the final cut, but we'll do our best to make it work.
Also we've got tons of rules for G/E so lets make sure we give Logan, his partners, the captains, Carver, & Rodgers some love too. After all they are part of the show.
Example: 45 - Carver always wants moar evidence. ALWAYS.
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.