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cassandraH
Ok so i already told every1 i wantedto write a fanfiction story on house and im going to start but???
is it okay? or do i have to move it somewhere else or anything like that???? just lemt me know and
ill start soon as possible thanks!!!
cassandraH
Chapter 1 (just to clear things up, this is the beginning or season 4 but house doesnt hire all those people, another universe)



Dr. Lisa Cuddy was sitting at her desk feeling rather proud that she finished ALL her paper work.
She Sighed and leaned back in her chair when the phone rang.


"Lisa Cuddy."

She had an annoyed tone of voice.


"What?"


"NO!!!!! Just because your bored and you dont have a case you cant go cutting dead peoples
heads in half and play with the brain!!!!!"


"I dont care if your team left you, thats your fault, and the answer is still no."



Long Pause


"Fine come down here i think i have something that will interest you...NOW!"

She hung up the phone and moaned...

She got out four files and lined them up on her desk.

Just then Gregory house walked through the door with an agravated look on his face?


"Oh and to think you were going to entertain me instead you are trying to get me to get a new team.."
House sain in a low voice.

Cuddy looked confused...

"Wha- How did you know?"


"Well your sitting with four files lined across you desk with an obvious expression....DUH"


He said that like it was the most obvious thing in the world.


House reached for one of the files but cuddy slapped his hand away and began.

"House what if i told you that these werent normal employees, what if they were genious' what if they can solve any problem and that you would be totally impressed with what your about to read?"


House Smirked "Well then i'd say your pretty sure of yourself.Now i am a little curious as to why your
so excited.."

Cuddy gave him a challenging look and replied "look for yourself."


House picked up the file and read out loud "Cassandra Evans, 16 years old.....cuddy this has to be a mistake."

"No mistake, she skipped 5 grades and is now an intern, its real..check the others."
(as ive said before another universe. =P) lol

House scanned through all the files for about five minutes while cuddy anxiously paced the office.


"Well?" Cuddy asked as he put the last file down.

"I admit its a little impressive but they are nowhere near as smart as me."


"So, your willing to give them a chance for an interview?"

House replied "Yeah Yeah....three of them went to michicgan so i want to interview them first."


"Great, each three of them should be here in around 15 minutes."


House looked at cuddy and thought

what did i just get myself into?
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cassandraH
"Great, each three of them should be here in around 15 minutes."


House looked at cuddy and thought

what did i just get myself into?


House went to go get wilson while he waited for the "teens" to get there.

Wilson: Wait...16 and 17 year olds?....."

House: Did i Studder?(is it stutter or studder lol)

Wilson...

House was about to come up with something sarcastic to say when his pager went off

House: Got to go, cuddy got me another stripper...how thoughtful."

Cuddys Office

House walked into cuddys office to find Four teens sitting in a row of chairs in front of cuddy's desk.
There was one Empty seat nesxt to cuddy's so he sat down and observed.

First he looked at the girl: she had longish red hair, she had green eyes, she had a very casual outfit like dress pants and a gray satin color button up shirt, she looked smart and like she thought about every nove she was about to make.
(Mini cuddy...but younger and more uptight) house thought

Next house looked to the guy on her left: He had on jeans and a rolling stones t-shirt on,his hair hasnt been combed through in at least 2 weeks, and he had brown hair and brown eyes.
(awesome a mini me!!! together we shall rule the world!)

Next was the boy on the right side of the girl: he looked like a pretty boy, blonde hair, blue eyes, casual and smart, he was easily bored and easily scared, he reminded him of wilson.

Next was the guy on the left side of the guy on the girls left side: he picked his nose..nuff said

Cuddy: So lets start with you Gabriella, Um how about you tell me about yourself?"

Gabriella was about to reply when the boy next to her cut her off.

"How about i tell you, cause all she will talk about is her "experience." Okay, she has a very small social life, and i know she has tried blind dates many many times, she has a hot bod, she doesnt want to be a doctor, she wants to rule the world, and she has a great as-"

This time Gabriella Cut Him Off.

"Thank you David for that lovely introduction, now may i please speak?"

"Oh yes of course missy."

she rolled her eyes and continued.

"Well um lets see, at school i roleplayed as a oncologist, i do want to study that feild mostly, i dont get emotional during special cases, and i would love a chance at this job, i really admire your and doctor houses work."


House chuckled as he saw cuddy smile and circle the young womans name.
(typical cuddy)

House: Well..now you kid. Whats your story?

He pointed to the mini him with his cane.

"Well im a genius, I admire no one but myself...i think gabs over there has a great ass, and i dont like rules...scratch that, i dont care about rules..if it saves a life then thats all that matters"

House smiled and tried to grab the pen away from cuddy so he can circle davids name but cuddy slapped him and wrote maybe next to it.


Gabriella Said " Oh and Dont forget david you roleplayed at school as the evil sarcastic huge egoed jerk..."

The guy next on her right laughed "Well she got you there pal."

David rolled his eyes and stared out the window.

Cuddy cleared her throat and Smiled
"And You Evan, what makes you think we should hire you?"

Evan smiled.

"Well, i have a 4.0 grade average, i have to get all the facts before solving something, i do what im told, i look up to every single doctor, cause they save lives, and im not a moron."

Cuddy circled his name.

House thought...(great another kiss ass...just what i wanted.)

Cuddy and House looked over to the weird kid sitting and talking to himself...everyone got quiet so they could hear what he was saying.

"Well, its mine and you cant have it....no i said nope, just go away! im saving the really big one in the top of my nose for a midnight snack."

Everyone was totally freaked out and Disgusted

Cuddy: That will be all for today, thank you mister."

He got up and ran out of the room screaming.

House: Well apparently...Dr. Cuddy here like all three of you, so looks like you have to be here tommorw at 8 sharp, if your late dont bothershowing up. i got to go the l word is on.

Just then Gabriella slapped the david guy.
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House: Well apparently...Dr. Cuddy here like all three of you, so looks like you have to be here tommorw at 8 sharp, if your late dont bothershowing up. i got to go the l word is on.

Just then Gabriella slapped the david guy.



"OWWW what the hell was that for?"
He pratically screamed.

"The Girl house ovbserved had a look in her eyes that made him take a step back.

"If you EVER touch my legs again or even try to feel me up, i swear you will NEVER be able to make babies, or even try!"

After that everyone just shut up.

The Girl was trying to cool down when he saw the boy smirk.

"Well its not my fault god gave you hot legs, or your slutty clothes oooooor you hostel attitude towards me. We all cant be perfect, except me of course."

House's turn.

"I AM THE ONLY PERFECT ONE AROUNF HERE."

Cuddy turned to him with her mouth open.

"House, Shut up. Gabriella, David, Evan it was a...semi plesant experience meeting all of you, now return back here tommorw. Everything you need to know is in these folders. Thank you for your time."


House and Cuddy watched as the three teens walked out of the room.
David grabbed Gabriellas butt and she stuck her foot out and he tripped.


"So Cuddles, wanna cuddle?"
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