QUOTE (ScarlettVonUttenburg @ Jan 1 2008, 09:20 PM)

I'm bored. Where the heck is everybody? It must be the west coasts turn to watch SVU. Aussies? You there!? No Aussies. Sad clown.
Dino Jenne isn't here either. Oh Dino Jenne- why must you have a life? It's not fair to the rest of us...or me...Tear. Oh my, I suppose I could be reading a book or doing midnight laundry. I hate midnight laundry in the wintertime. It's too frigg'n cold. You gotta go outside to the basement in the snow. Stupid Chicago.
You know it's bad when I have to be so off topic on the EO board that I'm talking about laundry. Oh my god, somebody shoot me. I'm out of EO moments. The DVR only had like 7 episodes on it and well Streetwise was good, but the one EO moment makes me hungry for midnight Pizza and that's really really really bad. I really need to just buck up and buy the damn DVD's.
Haha. Scar you have me saying Sad clown...darn youuu.
How was Streetwise??? I didnt watch it...*slaps wrist* Being the retard that I am I have my clock set and hour behind(and no, I still havent changed it Boo me!), so I was watching a House and Cuddy 'moment' on my DvD boxset of House(

) and I was planning on pausing it at 10:00 to watch SVU. Well whoop-de-frackin-do, its 11:00. How great. *she says sarcastically*
QUOTE (SVUisLuv @ Jan 1 2008, 09:26 PM)

One of the Aussies is here now but your gone now. That makes me a sad clown.
If you want an EO moment from Streetwise just imagine Elliot pouring the ice cream all over Liv. That'll help you out.LOL
WHAT??? HUH??? damn.
QUOTE (ScarlettVonUttenburg @ Jan 1 2008, 09:39 PM)

Yeay Denise is here!! I love Aussie Denise! Although, I am heading out now. So I suck. But Oh boy to Elliot making a sunday out of Olivia. I'd watch that anytime any place. mmm mmm- with a cherry on top. You know Elliot keeps that whipped cream in the refridgerator just in case of an emergency.
Liv "Whoops my shirt fell off!"
Ell "Great, I'm starving. Give me a second."
In the blink of an eye Elliot reappears with his handy can of whippy cream.
EL "This'll do the trick. Silly Shirt's falling off. That happens to me all of the time."
again young lepracauhn: WHAT??? HUH??? damn.
QUOTE (mrslee @ Jan 2 2008, 02:59 AM)

You are totally crazy my darling. Oh, and Elliot donkey-hole? LMAO! Sorry.
I'm here now, but nobody else is. Scar, I'd imagine you're passed out somewhere knowing that Hugh Jackman said hello to you!
I'm just letting my EO shipper buddies know that I probably won't be online for the next week, I'm going on holidays to a place where there's no net access (apparently). I'm praying to God the lady who I spoke to has no idea what wireless means and she lied. Something tells me she didn't, and that it'll be a long week without the internet. But there'll be beach and sun and holiday and my laptop, so I will get chapter 6 (and a one-shot I have in mind) done by next Thursday. Let's just hope there's a tv, otherwise if I find an axe, I might go all Johnny on my family (lol, Scar, that probably only makes sense to you!).
So you guys stay strong while I'm gone, keep the EO flame alive! When in doubt, think of Fault, Paternity, Choreographed or Burned. Or even read a fanfic. Should keep you strong enough.
Love you all my darlings!
I know how you feel, I think it was last month I went to South Carolina for a week and two days of that week was spent on a frackin airplane so no internet for moi.

I will miss you dearly Laura...hmm maybe I'll have Elliot AND Hugh at your door. *wiggles eyebrows*

QUOTE (ScarlettVonUttenburg @ Jan 2 2008, 08:09 AM)

Mrslee-- Just made my YEAR, y'all. ANd I never say y'all, so you know it's big. HUGH JACKMAN! Yeah- she just met the man I was suppose to marry and he said hello to me. TO ME! LE falling over! boom.
Breathe Scar Breathe!
Hugh Jackman. mmmm mmm mmmmmmm! That's better than a chocolate chip cookie Laura. BETTER! Best CHristmas gift ever.
You know I never run into famous people. Everybody always says oh I ran into Mariska Hargitay or BD Wong or so and so and whoza wuzzle. Not me. I always get random people that nobody knows. I've met the guy from the Nanny. Actually I had lunch with him, because he was in a show with a friend of mine. And I had a drink with Anthony Rapp- he was in Rent and Charlie Brown and "Adventures in baby sitting" (That's an oldy but goody) and I think he was on a L&O Eppy. Then just in November I ran into- literally- BeBe Neworth. She was Frasier's ex-wife on Fraizer. And she was on Cheers. Not to mention she played Velma in Chicago on Broadway for years. I saw her. AMAZING. But nobody ever knows that kind of stuff. Yeah, I never get the Hugh Jackman's of the world. I would have died. DIED! in his arms of course. GOD- Laura you got to hug him. Did he smell good? OH baby!
Okay enough. As for places without internet- good luck with that. I'll miss yeah. Don't get all "so I married an Axe Murderer" on us mmkay. It's not very becoming for a lady to carry an axe. ???? What am I saying. Axe away woman!
I truly don't understand how anybody can live with out internet and SVU. It's a staple item of living. You get your chat fix and your Mar and Chris fix. Life is good. Without that what do you do? Milk cows. Get tan. Owww I can't wait to be tan for my cow milking contest.
Hmm. I've met Erin Brokavich(sp?) when I was like...ten? Ha. Whoop de frackin do.
Well at least YOU understand; we NEED internet and SVU....just like a 4 year old needs to be annoying. *shut up will you!* GAH!
QUOTE (Mary82 @ Jan 2 2008, 11:16 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGYvOn70ek This is the preview for Signature. I thought it was funny when Liv screamed. I was like, "MAYBE SHE SEES KATHY DEAD MUAHHHHHH!" LOL! I am evil. LOL! It's all in good fun.
Holy fracvk!!!!hniuhgyuetgfurebhju!!! ZUT! ZUT! ZUTTTTTTT! Parler? Cree?
QUOTE (detectiveoliviabenson4life @ Jan 2 2008, 04:03 PM)

That is so evil and funny at the same time, Liv screaming is priceless.
Haha. At the same time. If you know what I mean. *wiggles eyebrows* *sigh* I've been watching to much House.
Nice cane.
If I know what you mean.

KABLAM!
poof.
QUOTE (detectiveoliviabenson4life)
LOL, I hate Dani Beck. So uhm, lets not think that. But maybe she got injured or something.
OR maybe she chocked on a poisened biscotti....
*whispers;It wasnt meeeee*
I SWEAR.
poof.