Ok, just thought it would be fun to create the longest and hopefully funniest 4400 story ever. Everyone posts a sentence that is a continuation of the previous post. I'll start.

Once upon a time, in The 4400.....


There was a ball of light that everyone but Diana thought was a comet

it suddenly disappears and there were 4400 people standing on the beach.

They looked like lost tourists, each wearing their patent-pending "I got abducted by a giant ball of light, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirts and befuddled looks.

They were quickly rounded up and put in quarentine so the US Gov't could poke and prod them.

But, finding nothing wrong with them, the Government was forced to release them after PromicinJunkie informed the Government that they were violating the 4400's Constitutional Rights and threatened a nasty lawsuit.

One by one each of these 4400 people were starting to realize they were extra-ordinary and that each one of them had a strange fixation to the Messiah figure returnee Jordan Collier.

Jordan had big plans for the returnees, especially one by the name of Shawn Ferrell.

Shawn had a cousin who had refused to wake up from the coma because he scared of his father Tom.

And after learning Shawn successfully resurrected Kyle from a coma, giant dollar signs flashed in Jordan's eyes; Jordan's only question was how to exploit Shawn's ability for his own advantage.

So Jordan "sold" Shawn's healing to fund The 4400 Center related efforts.

Meanwhile, cousin Kyle tried to get back to a normal life, only to find that he was blanking out; at first, he thought it was the alcohol, but then he remembered--- he didn't really drink.

One time, Kyle "came to" pouring orange juice in his kitchen, another time, he had broken a store window, yet another time, his hot professor found him in the hallway of her apartment building. He was getting worried, and told his hot professor about his blackouts.

What Kyle didn't know was that his hot professor was working for Ryland.

Meanwhile, baby Isabelle was sending warning signals to Lilly Tyler about Jordan Collier.

Baby Isabelle tells Lily to steal some money to buy food, and then to run from the religious nutcase. Into the woods Lily, Isaballe and Richard go, running, running, stopping to eat berries that Isabelle matured.

While the Tyler's were on the run, Shawn was healing for dollars and Jordan was sleeping around with every bimbo he could get his hands on.

Then, someone shot Jordan, but who could it have been?

Tom shot Jordan because Kyle who was possessed told him so.

Shawn began crying, believing he couldn't do anything without Jordan.

"Jordan don't leave me", he cried, as he tried to save Jordan, "I still haven't mastered the card lock systems here at the 4400 Center."

Then Jordan opened his eyes and said: "Shawn, the force is with you"

But Shawn did not believe him. That's when Kyle came out of the bushes and slapped Shawn out of his sniveling stupidity.

ROFLMAO!

So Shawn went and told his Uncle Tommy, but Tom then turned around and slapped him again for being a whiny tattle-tale!

And then Shawn got angry and threatened to use his Mojo to wipe Uncle Tommy off the map.

Tom told everyone that it wasn't him that killed Jordan. It was Kyle that told him so. Kyle denied it. Shawn cried.

And that was the end of the first season...LOL.

Right. Now get your butt back over to The Gay 4400!

Make me!

*grabs PJ by the ear & drags him back to where he belongs*

*plys him with Tomato Martinis expertly mixed by EasyMac*

*Loves his work environment... tomato-tinis AND adoring fans*

But, Amerirish.... I'm only giving my co-writers a chance to get in on the fun. If nothing new is up on the web tonight, I'll add a new episode.

Besides, why can't I have fun here too?

Ok, ok....you have a point. You can stay here for 5 new posts but no more young man!

Kyle laughed maniacally, and then revealled he was sent from the future to sleep with Isabelle.

Isabelle heard this and pouted, realizing she had no memory of being with Kyle's fantastic mojo.

It was at this point Shawn laughed maniacally, revealing he had gotten Kevin Burkhoff to create an Dizzy Izzy device that erased Izzy's memories and replaced them of memories of her and Shawn having hot, steamy sex for half a season.

Meanwhile, Tom was lost in a "fantasy" world with Alana Moreva. He was so happy there that he went into a coma so he could spend all his life with his make believe wife, not knowing that she was a real woman.

And in this world, Alana didn't get bored with television and run off to do another season of the L-Word.

In this world Kyle wasn't a cult leader. Danny wasn't a death spreading sniveling, whiney annoying boy. Susan was still alive. Diana wasn't shooting him up with lethal doses of radioactive polonium. Marco still had no fashion sense......

At this point, Shawn met a group of homeless drug users and felt sorry for them. After healing their leader from an overdoes, he seduces said leader's girlfriend, and for a while she dresses nice and washes her hair as well as her brain.

LOL washes her hair....that's funny.

In Tom's little world, all is right. His partner thinks his obsession with black doors is a bit odd and she shoots him up with tranquilzers. He get's over it her betrayal and continues to stare at black doors. Eventuallly, he gets promoted to be head of the Seattle branch of NTAC and gets a new shiney black door on his office....

But, as it is often said, all good things must come to an end. One day, Kyle came home saying that Jordan was the most influencial person on Earth and it was the duty of every person on Earth to follow him. And it was in this moment, Tom realized something was seriously wrong with this picture.

Not only was there something seriously wrong with the picture,but it seemed Alana WAS the picture. How did she get there? Where was she now? He left her sleeping in bed? Where did the picture come from? Why was Kyle a religious nut? Why was Jordan dressing like a 60's version of the Messiah? Why did he wake up from his fantasy world?

It seemed the PFTF had a mission for Tom to accomplish.... one that would make him perpetually unhappy.

Meanwhile in a littel corner of seattle....

Jordan along with his Shaman Kyle, takes over a small corner of seattle. They call it Promice City and surround it with little touch lights they bought off of TV for only $19.95 for a set of 4 plus shipping and handling and if they called right then they got 2 extra......

However, Promise City's only "promise" was that half the world's population was going to die, a sacrifice to be laid at the altar of the gods of promicin. Ever the shrewd realtor, Jordan began advertising Promise City as a panacea and soon people were lined up around the block to experience heaven on earth. In fact, it was so tempting that it drew in little Maia Skouris, much to the chagrin of her mother, NTAC agent Diana Skouris.

Meanwhile Shawn is teaching all P-'s to swim so that when Jordan gets his manipulating claws dug deep into Seattle they can all take off on the pacific coast headed for Hawaii...

But Jordan was fanatical about his cheesecake, and he declared war on Shawn because Shawn gave money to the NOVA Group, a 4400 collective who despised cheesecake.

And the battle cry was heard: "Remember the cheesecake! Remember the cheesecake!"

And the NOVA Group was defeated when Jordan forced Shawn and the Nova Group to sit down and eat some cheesecake. Daniel Armand was even reported as to have said, "Damn! Cheesecake tastes a whole lot better when you put cherries on top."

And to that response Jordan laughed maniacally because those weren't cherries they were cherry tomatoes that Jordan had grown especially for mind control.