He would so kill me if he knew I was doing this - so don't anybody tell on me -
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This is my son, Nik, my three year old great-niece, Kayley and Nik's girlfriend Ashley at my niece's wedding in October. I'm a bit biased, but I think he cleans up pretty good.

Please keep in mind, he's an EMT, comes with his own truck, he's house broken (most times) but doesn't do dishes or laundry. He comes with a 24 hour money back guarantee (no refunds after 24 hours 1 second - then he's yours for good).

Seriously, he's a fine young man and I'm very proud of him. Like all parent/children relationships, we have our moments when we'd like to ship the other to a desert isle. Today is not one of them.

I will tell

*Dialing Nik's number*

Just kidding! Your great niece looks like an angel

Cute picture, Judy! I thought your son was younger and in highschool. Do you only have one?

My great niece is 3 going on 90 - she's 'hell on wheels' and knows all the answers to lifes questions already. She has a twin brother who is the quiet, sensitive 'thinker'. They melt my heart.
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I have only the one son. He's 21, in college and working a full time and a part time job. I have loads of nieces/nephews and the twin great niece/nephew AND a new great niece or nephew on the way in July. I LOVE kids and always wanted lots but am blessed with the one I have.

Judy, your son is so cute! I would say he's hot, but it might freak him (and Mom) out to know a 50 year old woman said that. And I love that picture of your great niece and nephew.

We have a new Social Worker in our office and one day last week he pinned a note to his shirt that said, "Don't ask me, I'm the new guy".

I'm tellin' Nik!

Aw, such adorable kids! I assume they'll be going to school this Fall. You are so blessed.

Thanks ciaddict. I think I'm very lucky - the twins are a blessing. My nephew and his wife suffered a miscarriage with their first child. When they twins were born, my nephew - the 'strong silent type' hugged me and said - my son just needed to wait for his sister now they are both here. God took away one but he gave us two back.

To this day, that gives me chills since these babies are living proof of miracles and my nephew truly believes the baby they 'lost' was just waiting for his twin.



No, aunt spook - he likes you better than me right now as it is!!!!



They've got another 2 years before school, Enaka - they're only three. They will be starting pre-school a few days a week this fall. They are very lucky to have my sister (their grandma) watch them while their parents work and she used to work in a daycare so she knows her stuff.

My lips are sealed. I am not saying a word. Of course my daughter left for a few hours and won't be back til 9 or 10 pm so I will have to let you know tomorrow whether we take him or not. I think he looks good but that's my opinion. He also comes with his own job. I think that's good for most guys. My daughter does laundry but no dishes. We have a dishwasher and my husband who does dishes by hand every now and then.

I have those parent/child relationships too, with both of my children. Some are not pretty but most days are good.

Tasha and her dad are going, too. Ya'll should exchange phone #'s via PM and meet up. Wouldn't that be cool? Poor Vincent, he really will think we're stalking him!

with two of us working on a plan to meet him we might have a better chance haha ! ... BANANAs just look for the girl with black and white hair and covered in tattoos includeing a big horseshoe on her arm that will be me! oh and ill be with a big older guy thats my dad

Poor girl! Ouch, I hope she's feeling better soon.



Does Nik's girlfriend know you're trying to fix him up? He's a handsome kid with a sweet smile. ( wish my son would cut his hair short.)The twins are beautiful.

I've been wondering the same thing. I've also been asking myself, "What would Ashley think if she knew Nik's mom was trying to set him up with someone else?"


CSI:NY is coming on; new epi. Why does CBS have new epi's now, and we have to wait until JUNE for NBC?

Yep, that's what I'd like to know too, JG. Why give him up?

I forgot, your son is a hunk! That means you're pretty in person
So... post YOUR picture on Picture Thread

Thank you Enaka!! :]]

Yay!!!!! :]]]

Lol. Well I might be in a uniform (I go to a Catholic school) since I will be coming from school. But Ya know, actually I probably will change so nevermind..

Well alrighty then! You look for a girl that is short, blondish brownish hair, and yeah. LOL. That probably doesn't help much. I am going with my friend who loves Vincent as well.

I saw a cute one the other day too...
If God didn't want us to eat animals...he wouldn't have made them out of meat!

Kinda funny... well maybe not if you're a vegetarian...

Oooh - Please don't tell Ashley on my either - I hadn't thought this would be taken as me trying to fix him up - I was offering Nik's EMT services and taking the opportunity to get him out from under my feet. Ashley is a wonderful young lady and they've been dating for 3 years. There are days I'd prefer to keep Ashley and get rid of the son person - while he I love him dearly, he is a 'young man' who sometimes needs to be reminded to help around the house (the last few days have been a prime example of this).

I believe offering a matchmaking service without the proper licensing is considered a crime in some states. In which case, I am pleading guilty and ask that Det. Goren and Det. Logan be called in from Major Case to investigate.

(Thanks - I'm partial to the twins but I think they're perfect.)

NBC has a new Thursday lineup TONIGHT, and SVU starts with new eps next week.

Whazzup, USA???? Why do we hafta wait til freakin' JUNE?

Yes, whazzup? "Inquiring minds want to know!" lol

I used to be a vegetarian (until my midlife crisis ), and I would have found it funny back then. But then, my family is known for a very strange sense of humor. There isn't much we don't find funny.

I'm ready. Are you?

If this is about the Rapture, or Armegeddon, then NO I'm not ready, Valley.

Well Mac is!

Mine too. It's a good thing especially (obviously) during the bad time. Last night my husband's stepmother called. She was very upset because she was attending a funeral today. It will be the first one she's attended since my father in law back in November. So we ended up laughing and going on and on about the red sox uniform she bought for her stuffed bear who is a BIG Red Sox fan. She said if anyone was listening to the call they would think we were crazy. I told her that's their problem.

Uh oh. Now she is going to be thinking about the bear and the uniform during the funeral and start laughing. Hope she doesn't get thrown out.

Valley, you slay me.

The Hogwarts Latin motto is "Never tickle a sleeping dragon." That's excellent advice, and I've tried to do that.

Unfortunately, due to my workaholic tendancies including throwing myself too much into work I'm passionate about, I decided to march Rick Hiller past said dragon a couple of weeks ago, and the troops were called in. I had to sit down and talk about personal stuff as well as run faster then Princess Fiona in Shrek, and have only now sorted things out. But now I realize compromise must and should be reached, and so me and the dragon are going to sit down and discuss this over the coming weeks. Then we can go for a vacation, which I haven't done since 2001.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must repair my armour & go prepare for the rest of the school term (aka what free time). Thanks very much for all of your concern, everyone.

I live by the motto "Do not meddle in the affiars of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

I hope all works out for you, AmandaB - you know where to find me if you need to talk.

LOL!

Oh, good youre in gr8 mood. Now's the time to ask the link to your fanfics at FFNet?

Got your RL message thanks,

I had to re-format my laptop....viruses and such. Bad news.

To anyone who is going to the Nashville Film Festival!!!:

Yeah that's what I look like so say hi to me if you see me!!

Lucky girl going to the film festival and you have those adorable dimples!

Just in case someone needs a laugh today...

I just want to thank all of you for your
educational emails over the past year.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door
without using a paper towel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't
know what the last person was doing while flipping
through the adult movie channels.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can
only imagine what has happened on it since it was last
washed.


I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been
driving because the number one pastime while driving
alone is picking your nose. ( Although cell phone
usage may be taking the number one spot )

Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip
because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans
fats I have consumed over the years.


I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has
placed it on the floor of a public
bathroom. Yuck !

I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the
one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now
have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that
needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open
for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a
sick girl ( Penny Brown)who is about to die in the
hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will
change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill
Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special e-mail program.


I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.


I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are
actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or
feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though
I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get
answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends
and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola
because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone
along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl
in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people
who make these products are atheists who refuse to put
'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it
causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of
water in the microwave anymore
because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me
for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones
because I could be pricked with a needle infected
with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since
they are actually Al Qaida in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and
don't support our American troops or the Salvation
Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask
me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill
with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and
Uzbekistan.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus
since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine
because a big brown African spider
is lurking under the seat to cause me instant
death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00
dropped in the parking lot because it probably
was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath
my car to grab my leg.
I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas
from certain gas companies !

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000
people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with
diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest
your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.




I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's
second husband's cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day....

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy
study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read
their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.






Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!!

And don't tell me you're not chuckling, either, I know I was!!

(I was sent this this morning on my myspace page...and thought I would pass it along)

Shubaka!!!

At the sight of Olivia Benson of SVU getting raped by a cell guard ( new episode this coming Tuesday ), one of the board members couldn't take it anymore and she was almost out of breath. So, I had to call 911 for her. Hopefully, the ambulance is on time to give her oxygen.

Olivia gets raped in the next epi? oh my...

Awwww, noooooo...I don't think I could watch that

Okay, so I had this thought as I was over at the "Is Vincent hot" thread.

(Honestly, it WAS only when I was finally able to pick myself up off the floor, HOLY CRAP is he freakin' H - O - T !!!!!! ::gulp:: oh, and btw, I STILL have cobwebs on my ceiling)

I have heard it said that actors are so sick of the photographers and the people who hassle them everwhere they go. So, this is my dilema...I totally LOVE this actor...but by wanting to see more of him, more of his movies and all...pics of him....am I contributing to the annoyance of all those camera people chasing him everywhere? I mean I feel bad now. Is this a bad thing, wanting like that...maybe causing actors grief in wanting it? The last thing I would want is to be a pain in someones butt.

I have so much i want to say to you, but I can't find the words.


I know.

The tv producers do wonders to lift up the viewers off the ground with excitement, don't they? like the time they put a brand new toothpaste on a commercial.

OH I especially hate those religious e-mails that say if you don't forward them you don't believe in Jesus or you're going to you know where. Not because I believe it but because I was raised Catholic and you know we feel guilty about everything anyway.

AND!
Didn't I have my friggin' hand on the mouse the whole dang time? LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE (KimberlyT @ Apr 11 2008, 07:08 PM)

Just in case someone needs a laugh today...

I just want to thank all of you for your
educational emails over the past year.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door
without using a paper towel.

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Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!!

And don't tell me you're not chuckling, either, I know I was!!

(I was sent this this morning on my myspace page...and thought I would pass it along)

Oh, and what the writer could write after reading the book "Exposed: The Toxic Chemistry of Everyday Products" by Mark Schapiro!

Previews ALWAYS lie. It's a rule. (See the Games forum, thread "Rules 1-75? Not Yet.")

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Oh and A dove has decided to build a nest and lay two eggs on top of my garage door opener, so now I must keep both of our cars parked outside of our garage, so my cat cannot use the cars to jump on top of the garage door to reach the dove. Will take pic it is so cute.

the little girl i babysit from time to time is haveing a bday party tonight and her parents want me to come problem is im pretty much broke ... i thought get a card and put like 10 bucks in it ... but do kids like getting money?? or do they only like presents they can tear wraping paper off of ?