QUOTE (Jryan @ Feb 6 2008, 07:47 PM)

Found this, and had to laugh at myself, some might know some of these things, if you have a question I or others from this area I am sure wouldn't mind answering, I am sure other areas have their own versions.
Signs You Might Be From Louisiana
1. You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"
2. Every so often, you have waterfront property
3. When giving directions you use words like "uptown", "downtown", "riverside", "lakeside", "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee."
4.When you refer to a geographical location "way up North", you are referring to
places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold."
5. You've ever had Community Coffee.
6.You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it.(also, Thibodaux, Opelousas,
Ponchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya.)
7.You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of
your house.
8.You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. (Amen!)
9. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy
"dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad.
10. You know the definition of "dressed".
11.You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with
Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.
12. The four seasons in your year are: Crawfish, Shrimp, Crab and King Cake.
13.You "wrench" your hands in the zink with an onion bar to get the crawfish
smell off.
14.You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something".
15. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
16.You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.( We have Parishes)
17You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people would refer to as a windbreaker)
and throw your arms up in the air to make sure it allows enough room to catch Mardi
Gras beads.
18Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
19You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team
20 You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.
21.here in Louisiana we don't call people Mr./Mrs. Last Name...we use their first
name after Mr./Mrs. I don't know why, but that is the way it has been for
yards a years. It seems comfy for us here.
Funny! I don't think I could come up with that many for Michigan...
We totally got dumped on in the snow department today. Started last night, all day today and still going now. So far we have 14 inches of new snow at our house. I got the thrill of delivering our pizza all over unplowed roads and streets tonight, thank good ness for 4 wheel drive explorers...Oh, btw, did you know you can get stuck in a 4 wheel drive??? Yup, its true! Took 14 deliveries on unplowed strrets and roads and did just fine: actually had fun making my own paths! Hit the 15th delivery going on a parking lot in an apartment complex that had just been plowed. Realized it was iced over under the packed down snow, sadly that was after I hit the breaks (although I was crawling, speedwise). Slide sideways into the 3 foot snow bank, at 2 miles an hour! Running boards and undercarriage filled with snow. Took the customers their dinner. Then, I decided to let the man handle the situation, before I tried it myself and made it worse. Called the hubby to come help, luckily I was in town and its not a large town. Long story short...took 45 minutes of heavy shoveling, sliding sideways down a 6 foot drop-off towards the apartments front doors and 5 people (and lots of unneeded and some actually silly advice!) and a 4 wheel drive jeep with a tow-strap = to pull it out! Took 3 more deliveries after that, on unplowed streets! and did just fine. Couldn't feel my calves by closing time, because of the caked up snow on my pants and boots,...came home stood in a hot shower for 40 minutes (wondering what Vincent and the rest of NY is up tp tonight...). Came out just in time for LOCI and SVU. Had hot tea and here I am...another day of fun tomorrow!! WhoooWeeeee!
Michigan weather, yer closer to Alaska than you think...! HA!