Got this in Email today, thought it was funny.



NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't rea liz e my radar detector wasn't plugged in. [/size]
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

Got this in Email today, thought it was funny.



NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't rea liz e my radar detector wasn't plugged in. [/size]
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

Hi

I'm not sure where to post this so I'll try here. My sister is trying to register (has been for a few weeks actually) but is not getting a response from Admin. We just e-mailed admin with a question about the delay but - my question is - we share a computer since she doesn't have one and I'll let her use my laptop when she needs to. Is that why admin isn't sending her the registration info? Do they somehow recognize a computer and think someone's trying to register twice? Honestly this isn't the case - but has anyone else had this problem?

I know Valley and Laz were on at the same time one night so were they both able to use the same computer or were they on two separate? (Valley - can you help me?)

Thanks folks,

Judyg

What email address is she using? I tried to make an account here usng my aol email address, but I never got a response, so I ended up using yahoo.com {That's why my screen name is Daisie2, and not Daisie}
I've noticed that on some forums/websites, if you have aol you will never get an email from the website/forum. I don't know why it is though. and it doesn't show up in spam either.

Hi

I'm not sure where to post this so I'll try here. My sister is trying to register (has been for a few weeks actually) but is not getting a response from Admin. We just e-mailed admin with a question about the delay but - my question is - we share a computer since she doesn't have one and I'll let her use my laptop when she needs to. Is that why admin isn't sending her the registration info? Do they somehow recognize a computer and think someone's trying to register twice? Honestly this isn't the case - but has anyone else had this problem?

I know Valley and Laz were on at the same time one night so were they both able to use the same computer or were they on two separate? (Valley - can you help me?)

Thanks folks,

Judyg

Time for the hammer and chisel, SisJ.


spook



WWLB!

I've already got the hammer out - I won't need the chisel! My sister's worse on computers than I am so this is a Laurel and Hardy production. Daisie said for some reason AOL addresses don't work and that's what she has so I'll have to get her set up with a yahoo address. Might not be a good idea, though. When she sees what I'm up to in here I may wind up in the psych ward.

Hey it just dawned on me.

You HAVE a sister on this forum already. Me.


spook



WWLB

Trust me, Sis - you're much more fun - she just wants to see what's taking up so much of my time. She wasn't even sure who VDO was until I made her watch LOCI one night. I doubt she'll ever post (though I may get her to vote in the ship/no ship thread- with my luck she'll vote ship!). I may need to rethink the whole thing - it could turn against me.

Look at it this way Judy, if you sister does vote ship, then you can test out your bronze lollipop launcher on her! LOL!

I went to see that movie Cloverfield. I really liked it. I thought that it was a great study of how generation Y would deal with a disaster. I hear that there are going to be more movies from different perspectives of people in NYC the night the stuff happened.

I think that it is a good movie to see, especially if you are under 30 years old. I recomend that if you're prone to motion sickness, sit in the back of the theatre and/or take motion sickness medicine b/c the camera work is very shaky most of the time in the movie.


I think that I might go to see it again. (I rarely double dip on movies)

I LOVE my BRONZE lollipop/nerf dart launcher. I just wished it worked in RL - I'd need two!

Can someone send me a mop and a few buckets!!!!

I am so sick of all this rain in the UK, I am sure we are getting the entire rainfall for Europe.. oh and guess what they are predicting for tomorrow... yep you got it... more RAIN!!!

That's it, I am going to drown my sorrows... pun intended.
Cloggs

my friends are really excited to see that movie. i find the story interesting, but i really dont like the way its filmed. ill hear their say on it too before i make any decisions.

did you get to see the monsters?

yes and no.

there was one big thing that you saw, and you get one really good shot of it.

It also has other little things that spawn that nyou get to see too.

What I mean by yes and no si that you see it only in passing many times. Its different than what I would have expected out of that kind of thing.

Its not like king kong or Godzilla where the monster is the star of the movie by any means. You see it, but its not an epic typed thing. Its like "holy crap there's the monster" and everytime you see it, you want to get away from it. Its more like Signs in that way.

interesting...i remember seeing one of the previews at the movie. the scene i remember took place it what seemed like a medical tent and i saw the monster attacking someone. it was one of the smaller ones i guess, and to me it looked like a gaint hamster. hehe

but the movie signs creeped me out for seen but not seen aliens. its a didnt kind of fear than what other normal horror movie gives us. now i might check this movie out... ^__^()

that hamster looking thing was an anomoly. Don't let it fool you. Like I said, you see the monster several times, but you don't want to. I think that it is totally different than any other movie. Signs is the only one that even comes close to it in comparison. At least in movies that I've seen.

Cloverfield is a different kind of movie. I think that some people will like it, and others will think that it is terrible. I went to see it with six other people. I think that only half of us liked it. The reaction in the theater was mixed, too. When you see it, you'll know why.

good to know. but the biggest factor for me this the way its filmed. i dont get motion sickness, but the fact that the camera is jumping around everywhere makes it hard for me to stay interested. i think im going to check out some movies reviews ^__^()

that's one part of the movie that was hard to deal with. There were sometimes when I wanted to see what was going on all around. There were also a few times where I could feel myself getting a headache. One of my friends had to leave the theatre because he was feeling so bad.

You can borrow my dart launcher whenever you want, SisterJ - I don't remember what colour it is.



Hey Cloggs, send me your rain and I'll send you our below-zero wind chill temps! Ours are about -23 or something, Celsius.


spook

Thanks Sis - I think you and JRyan have GOLD launchers since you're the Captains.

Cloggs can have my cold weather too - it's about 20 here and tomorrow's hight is only going to be about 17!

I despise cold weather.

I think we're getting the same weather, Little Sis! Yuck!



I hear ya, *jc. Where is the USS Switzerland docked right now? Or are you in open water? That can be cold, with nothing to break the wind.


spook

we're at the port of New York right now. We're looking to go on a cruise to a warmer location. We just have to get some details worked out iwth the travel agent. We're also waiting on some last minute passport issues to be resolved.

we're at the port of New York right now. We're looking to go on a cruise to a warmer location. We just have to get some details worked out iwth the travel agent. We're also waiting on some last minute passport issues to be resolved.

The board hasn't been this busy i a while.

I've noticed the the number of pages on the forum have gone down. It seems that a lot of the unnecessary threads that were started at the beginnning of the season ae starting to die off. Maybe it will get down to three or four pages by next month.

Thre really haven't been a lot of unecessary threads lately.

I am not into football, Is the Manning boy still in it? Love them Mannings, Louisiana Boys, Gotta love em. But then Love them NY Boys too, well one of them at least.

I am not into football, Is the Manning boy still in it? Love them Mannings, Louisiana Boys, Gotta love em. But then Love them NY Boys too, well one of them at least.

Peyton is our hometown hero! He even has a street named after him here in Volunteer Country!

I am not into football, Is the Manning boy still in it? Love them Mannings, Louisiana Boys, Gotta love em. But then Love them NY Boys too, well one of them at least.

I love it....thanks...may I share it...

Thanks Sis - I think you and JRyan have GOLD launchers since you're the Captains.

Cloggs can have my cold weather too - it's about 20 here and tomorrow's hight is only going to be about 17!

Anyone from the the UK hear about that BA flight from Bejing China that ran short of the runway at Heathrow Airport and crash landed on the 18th Jan must have been scary but at the same time i really admire the crew of doing there job especially when being interviewed the captain had said it was the co pilot who had control of the plane so i think they should all be recommended

Wow, Thanks Spook and Judyg!!! Instead of helping me out you are just giving me even worse weather ... don't mind the cold as long as it is a clear an crisp day but the whole windchill thing... no thanks, I think I'll see out the rain.... I am sure we will get one day this year where there will be no rain... I hope... oh and by the way today was mostly dry where I live !!! After I got detoured on my walk yesterday due "localised flooding" in the local park this made a nice change.

Keep the good weather thoughts coming though and get those butterflies flapping their little wings over there in US and who knows what can happen.

Cloggs

Sure why not

Hey, we're glad to help out wherever we can. You can walk on the water if the temp is zero.


spook

[font=Comic Sans MS]REAL LIFE SUCKS! AND TEENAGERS SUCK!!!

[size=2]Sorry, Valley, I didn't mean you. You're at the tail end of your teens anyway.

mmmm, he words "frying pan" and "fire" come to mind.... trust me and icy patches do not go together. Last time I did some ice skating was over 20 years ago. I will leave the walking on water to the more qualified.

Cloggs

I definitely hear you and agree with you. I have a 16 y/o (17 in a couple of months) and she has an attitude that I absolutely can't stand. We butt heads quite a bit about her job 99% of the time. She hates it and wants to quit and look for another one. She doesn't understand the "real world". Have to have another job in order to quit the one you have. She cannot grasp that concept. She has car insurance to pay and if she doesn't pay it she won't have a car because I will yank it out from under her nose. Then when she gets out of her teen years, my son will reach his teen years. God what I have to look forward to. Thanks goodness he is the last.