LOL, looks like I'm not the only one. I'm in GREAT company.

I'm with you guys!! Love the Shakepeare references guys!!!!

An Anagram Haiku for you:

Mystery Message:
Race against time to make sense
Of PJ's veiled words.

Huh????? Ok for the old blonde, please explain how to play this one. As I am such a creature of habit, I need help to get back into this game. Please...please..please

There is no hidden message in the haiku.... unless you want there to be.

Actually, I wrote that to amuse you guys until I could come up with a proper puzzle. Enjoy pondering!

Hey, PJ...wherefore art thou????

Since there seems to be no anagram yet, I thot I'd share a smile...


A Jester unemployed is nobody's fool...Danny Kaye in 'The Court Jester'

Okay, here's a super long Anagram, guarenteed to keep you all guessing for at least three days....

___ ____ ______ _____ ____ __ ___ ____ __ ________ __ ____ ________? ___ __ _____ ___ _____:

______, ___ _____ ________ ___ ____ ________.

_________, ___ __________ __________ __ ___ ____.

_______, ____ _______ ______ _ ________ __ ______ __ _____ ___ _____ _____ _____ _______ _________.

_________, ____ ____ ________ _______ ____' ________ __ ____ ___ ________ __ _____ ___ ____ _____ ____ __ ___: '__ _______.'

______, ___ _________ ___ _______ ______ ______ ___ _____ ___ ____ ____ ______.

___ _____ ____ ____ _____ ____? ________ __ ______ ________ _ ____-_____ ______ __ _____ _________ _______ ___ __ _____ ____ ______ ______ ______ _____ ___, ___________ ___ _________________ _____ ___ ___ __ ________ __ _ _._.

Okay, guys, there's a show title in there. It involves recent events on the boards, it involves past events on the boards. There are several numbers in there as well, and there are names of Channels on there as well.

Like I said, this is a monster of a puzzle!

Hints:

1. It's the thing that pays for the show's budget

2. A holy day of the week

3. The Christian holiday in December

4. A line from a famous Elizabeth Barrett Browning poem

0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

EBB line? " How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."

ADVERTISEMENT(S)
ADVERTISING

How many ______ _____ fans of the 4400 be ________ __ ____ ________? Let me count the ways:

First, ___ _____ ________ the ____ ________.

Secondly, ___ __________ __________ __ the 4400.

Thirdly, ____ _______ ______ a ________ on ______ __ _____ the 4400 _____ _____ _______ Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ ____ ________ _______ fans' ________ __ ____ the ________ __ _____ the ____ _____ ____ __ ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC _________ has _______ ______ ______ and _____ ___ ____ ____ ________.

How _____ ____ can fans ____? ________ we should ________ a ____-_____ ______ __ _____ _________ _______ the 13 _____ the 4400 would ______ _____ ___, ___________ the advertisements that ___ ___ Sundays at 9 _._.

USA network
in
by
wait
give
must
let
leave
air
p.m.
to
maybe
perhaps

How many ______ must fans of the 4400 be ________ by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA _____ ________ the ____ ________.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA _______ ______ a ________ on ______ to _____ the 4400 _____ _____ _______ Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ ____ ________ _______ fans' ________ to ____ the Network to _____ the ____ _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC _________ has _______ ______ ______ and given ___ ____ ____ ________.

How _____ ____ can fans ____? Perhaps we should ________ a ____-_____ ______ __ USA Networks _______ the 13 _____ the 4400 would ______ _____ on, ___________ the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

Hints:

1. If she isn't Marked, you'd seriously suspect she was...

2. An informal strike of a show

3. What USA failed to do for the 4400 last summer

4. The Night _______ Christmas

BEFORE
BONNIE HAMMER (OR HUNTER)
BOYCOTT
ADVERTIS(E) (ING)
TIMES
FORUM

If you're advertising during a show, you are what-ting your products?

How many times must fans of the 4400 be ________ by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA _____ ________ the ____ ________.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA _______ ______ a ________ on ______ to _____ the 4400 _____ _____ before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ ____ ________ _______ fans' ________ to ____ the Network to _____ the ____ _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC _________ has _______ Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given ___ ____ ____ ________.

How _____ ____ can fans ____? Perhaps we should ________ a ____-_____ boycott __ USA Networks _______ the 13 _____ the 4400 would ______ _____ on, ___________ the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

PROMOT(E) (ING)

BETRAYED
IGNORED
MUCH
MORE
TAKE

Megs, what is it called, past tense, when you call someone really bad names or slight someone with your actions?

How many times must fans of the 4400 be ________ by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA _____ promoted the ____ ________.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA _______ ______ a ________ on ______ to _____ the 4400 _____ _____ before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ ____ ________ ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to _____ the ____ _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC _________ has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given ___ ____ more ________.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should ________ a ____-_____ boycott __ USA Networks _______ the 13 _____ the 4400 would ______ _____ on, ___________ the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

INSULTED

universal
requests
loyalty
instigate
at
ask
her
have
been

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA _____ promoted the ____ ________.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA _______ ______ a ________ on ______ to _____ the 4400 _____ _____ before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ have ________ ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to _____ the ____ _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her ____ more ________.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should ________ a ____-_____ boycott __ USA Networks _______ the 13 _____ the 4400 would have been on, ___________ the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

Hints:

1. Past tense, please, what is it when you meddle in someoone else's business?

2. The land that Peter Pan's from

3. TV ____ (4 letters)

4. When a show is greenlighted for another season, it is known as being _____ed (5 letters)

NEVER LAND
SHOW
RENEW

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show ________.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA _______ ______ a ________ on ______ to renew the 4400 _____ _____ before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ have ________ ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her ____ more ________.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should ________ a ____-_____ boycott __ USA Networks _______ the 13 _____ the 4400 would have been on, ___________ the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

PROPERLY
WEEK
ORGANIZE
ON
ESPECIALLY

Megs, what's another two letter word that starts with O?

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show properly.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA _______ ______ a ________ on ______ to renew the 4400 _____ _____ before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ have ________ ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her ____ more ________.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should organize a ____-_____ boycott __ USA Networks _______ the 13 weeks the 4400 would have been on, ___________ the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

OF

Hints:

1. A bullseye is also called a what? (plus ing)

2. She-Ra, Princess of _____ (5 letters)

3. Common Airport Saying: "Your Flight Has Been _________." (7 letters)

4. Fair and ____ (4 letters, starts with 'j')

OF
POWER
TARGETING
DELAYED
JUST

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show properly.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA delayed ______ a ________ on ______ to renew the 4400 _____ just before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ have ________ ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her ____ more power.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should organize a ____-_____ boycott of USA Networks _______ the 13 weeks the 4400 would have been on, targeting the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

UNTIL
EVEN
BLATANTLY

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show properly.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA delayed ______ a ________ on ______ to renew the 4400 until just before Christmas.

Fourthly, ____ have blatantly ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to ___: 'No _______.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her even more power.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should organize a ____-_____ boycott of USA Networks _______ the 13 weeks the 4400 would have been on, targeting the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

THEY
ATTEMPTS
CAMPAIGN
DURING
HAVE
COMMENT
ONLY
SAY

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show properly.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA delayed ______ a ________ on ______ to renew the 4400 until just before Christmas.

Fourthly, they have blatantly ignored fans' ________ to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to say: 'No comment.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her even more power.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should organize a ____-_____ boycott of USA Networks during the 13 weeks the 4400 would have been on, targeting the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

EFFORTS
PURSUITS

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show properly.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA delayed ______ a ________ on ______ to renew the 4400 until just before Christmas.

Fourthly, they have blatantly ignored fans' efforts to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to say: 'No comment.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her even more power.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should organize a ____-_____ boycott of USA Networks during the 13 weeks the 4400 would have been on, targeting the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.

Can I please get a letter check? Or another clue maybe? Pretty please....

Hints (last ones before the letter checks):

1. Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man, ______+ing me a cake as fast as you can...

2. what you weigh yourself on

3. _____ House (4 letters)

4. It's a word that sounds like weather, but is spelled differently

MAKE
SCALE

How many times must fans of the 4400 be insulted by USA Networks? Let me count the ways:

First, USA never promoted the show properly.

Secondly, USA __________ __________ in the 4400.

Thirdly, USA delayed making a ________ on whether to renew the 4400 until just before Christmas.

Fourthly, they have blatantly ignored fans' efforts to ____ the Network to renew the show _____ ____ to say: 'No comment.'

Fifthly, NBC Universal has promoted Bonnie Hunter/Hammer and given her even more power.

How much more can fans take? Perhaps we should organize a ____-scale boycott of USA Networks during the 13 weeks the 4400 would have been on, targeting the advertisements that air on Sundays at 9 p.m.