This is being brought over from another thread.

You know how I like to have fun. This thread is only for the serious *coughs* Shawn, Jordan, and Kyle fans who pine for their unexplored love story.

These boys are awfully close, you say, "Well of course, Shawn and Kyle are cousins and best friends" and why yes they are that, there is some unexplored territory that involves the affections of one Jordan Collier aka The Messiah!

If you don't feel comfortable writing in this format, just write a paragraph!


Scenario #1

Jordan is in his office inside Promise City. Kyle enters to find Jordan doing push ups on a bar above the entrance to his private bathroom.

Kyle: Jordan, Kyle Looks at Jordan's half naked ripped body there you are. I have been looking all over for you. You said that you would meet me in the garden to pick fresh tomotoes and discuss the movement.

Jordan: Kyle, pushing up and down on the bar i'm sorry. I have had a difficult day and I just needed to let off some steam.

Kyle: What's wrong Jordan? Kyle sits on the couch across from Jordan

Jordan: I just got off the phone with Shawn.

Kyle: Shawn? What did her say?

Jordan: He is trying to pursuade me to stop handing out the promicin and I told him that I couldn't, your ability, Cassie, was instructing us on our every move and she hasn't said to stop.

Kyle: Shawn will never give up. Jordan, we need to forget about Shawn and all he represents. He doesn't understand what we are trying to do, he doesn't understand what we have here in Promise City...uh, what all of us have in Promise City.

Jordan: I know Kyle, Jordan hops down off the bar, he grabs a towel to wipe off the sweat I have asked him to come back to spend some more time with me and he says he doesn't want to because it could look as if he is supporting the movement.

Kyle: Shawn is not loyal, not like I am. I support you Jordan. I would NEVER betray you, not the way Shawn did. I care so much about yo....the movement and all it stands for. I can't believe Shawn can't see what we are trying to do.

Jordan: walking over to Kyle with the towel, touches Kyle's face You mean a lot to me too Kyle.

Kyle: smiles and looks down What are we going to do about him? He has gotten on television and asked everyone to wait on taking the shot. Dr. Burkoff has some crazy notion that left handed people have a better chance at surviving the shot, and to top it all off Cassie has yelled at me.

Jordan: walks away What?

Kyle: Yeah, she yelled at me, my own ability yelled at me.

Jordan: That B@$ch!

Kyle: upset , near tears I know, I couldn't believe it I didn't even know it was possible for an abilitiy to yell. I thought I controlled her but it seems like she is controlling me. I feel so helpless in all of this.

Jordan: walks over to Kyle, grabs him by the shoulders Don't feel helpless. You are right where I need you, where the movement needs you. puts his hand on Kyle's chin and lifts his head Who is my special boy?

Kyle: smiling

Jordan: Come on, who is my special boy?

Kyle: Me!

Jordan and Kyle embrace when the phone rings. It is Shawn.


Now it is your turn to take on the next section. Make it as long or short as you want.
Don't leave me hanging, you know you wanna do this.

Jordan reluctantly steps out their embrace to answer the phone, Kyle looks annoyed but tries to hide it from Jordan.

Jordan: Collier here.

Shawn: Jordan? It's ... me... Shawn.

Jordan: Yes Shawn. I wasn't expecting to hear from you so soon, but it is good to hear from you.

Kyle looks up quickly, with a questioning look on his face.

Shawn: Well, Jordan, I have been rethinking what you and I discussed earlier.

Jordan: You have?

Shawn: Yes Jordan, I have. And I can't explain it on the phone... so I wondered if I ... ah... if I could come over to see you, in Promise City.

Jordan gives Kyle a thumbs up, Kyle nods and smiles at Jordan.

Jordan: Well certainly Shawn, you're always welcome at Promise City, afterall, you are an Original 4400 and you have an amazing ability, and of course you still have those killer abs!

Kyle's smile becomes a look of concern.

Shawn (blushing and smiling): I do work hard on keeping in shape Jordan, thanks for noticing. When ... um... can I come by? Is later this afternoon alright?

Jordan: This afternoon? Well... I have plans....

Gives Kyle a knowing look. Kyle smiles again, and steps closer to Jordan, Jordan reaches over to move Kyle's hair into place. Kyle blushes but is clearly pleased with the attention.

Shawn (disapponted and getting upset) : Oh, I see. Well... um... er... I was just hoping I could see you, talk to you, um... spend time with you... like before you died? That kind of time.

Jordan (turning away from Kyle, takes a step or two so he can speak more privately): Shawn, of course I know what times you mean. Those were some of the most meaningful times between us, when we shared so much. When we were forged together on our mission, when we worked together day and night. When you knew me better than anyone has ever known me. When I could teach you so much. When we were so close...

Shawn (breathing hard): Yes, Jordan, yes!! Please Jordan, I need you!

Jordan: I would like to revisit those times as well Shawn. (clears his throat, looks back to Kyle) But this afternoon, I am afraid I have plans.

Kyle smiles brightly again, feeling abit smug, leans in to Jordan, to give him a hug, then picks up a 10 lb free weight.

Shawn (clearly dejected): Oh. I see.

Jordan (smiling coyly): Of course I am available tomorrow, after breakfast.....

Kyle drops the freeweight on his foot.

Jordan to Shawn: On second thought, Shawn? Could you come right now? Kyle apparently has broken his foot.

End Scene

Shawn hangs up the phone and sits back in his chair, eyes glazed over. He can't wait to head over to Promise City, but there's still business to be taken care of at the 4400 Center. He groans. Then, a knock on the door.

Shawn: Enter.

Heather: Hi, Shawn. Are you busy?

Shawn: (to himself): Yeah, I was busy. Fantasizing about Jordan.

Shawn: Not at all. What can I do for you?

Heather (handing Shawn some paperwork): I've got some paperwork for you to sign, and then if it's not too much of a problem, I've got a personal favor to ask you.

Shawn (after reading and signing the paperwork): Do you even have to ask, Heather? Of course, I'll help.

Heather (excited): You don't know how long I've wanted....(begins kissing his neck)... I've wanted to do this....

Shawn (breathing hard and visibly excited): Wait... (begins to push her off of him)... I can't do this....It's wrong.

Heather (appears hurt): How could it be wrong, Shawn? (her voice increases) Besides, you promised...

Shawn: I know, and I'm sorry. But my heart belongs to another...

Heather (resumes her kissing): You've just been so stressed lately, and I've been so alone here at the Center. I just thought.... (lowering her head and turning away from Shawn)... that we could nurse each other's wounded hearts. At least for the night...

Shawn leads Heather off to his room. The next morning, Shawn wakes up late for Jordan's appointment and rushes over to Promise City.

Jordan (pacing around the room angrily): Where is Shawn?

Kyle: What's wrong Jordan?

Jordan: He said he was coming over yesterday afternoon to heal your foot. Then, he doesn't show.

Kyle (wrapping his arms around Jordan): Maybe he doesn't appreciate you.... like I do.

Jordan (starts pacing again): Something must have came up over at the Center.

Kyle: Possibly. But then why would he blow you off today? Doesn't he know you're a busy man?

Jordan: I know Kyle.

Jordan (thinking to himself): Maybe Shawn isn't the one for me. Maybe I should look in another direction for... companionship.

Kyle: Shawn is not loyal, not like I am. I support you Jordan. I would NEVER betray you, not the way Shawn did. I care so much about yo....the movement and all it stands for. I can't believe Shawn can't see what we are trying to do.

Shawn races in, all sweaty and out-of breath.

Shawn: Sorry.... about being late.... but.... I had... an emergency meeting over... at the... Center.

Kyle (goes over to Shawn to give him a hug): Welcome to Promise City, cousin.

Shawn: Thanks, Kyle.

Kyle (taking in a deep whiff of Shawn and speaking so only Shawn could hear): So, who was the b**** you slept with last night?

Shawn (speaking low so that ony Kyle could hear): I don't know what you're talking about, Kyle.

Kyle: Don't f*** with me, cuz. I have an ability, now, and Superbangs tells me stuff.

Shawn (snickering): Yeah, only what she wants to.

Kyle: This isn't about Cassie. This about the perfume you're wearing from the girl you slept with last night. (voice raises slightly) Do you even care about anyone but yourself anymore? Jordan was a wreck...

Jordan, suspicious about what the pair are talking about, walks up to Shawn and Kyle.

Jordan: Is something the matter?

Kyle: Nope, nothing's the matter.

Shawn (looking guilty): Jordan, everything's fine.

Jordan (pulls Shawn at the chin and makes him look Jordan in the face): Then why does your face say otherwise?

Shawn: I just miss you, that's all. It's been too long.

Jordan: Come on, who is my special boy?

Shawn: Me!

Kyle sulks in a corner. Cassie appears to him, while Shawn and Jordan share a passionate embrace.

Cassie: It's time we take care of Shawn Farrell. Once and for all.

Kyle: Yes, it is.

[End scene.]

Kyle interrupts

Kyle: Jordan, Shawn was just telling me that he had an important meeting with a woman at the centre, what did you say her name was?

Shawn: Looks at Kyle with resentment I didn't!

Jordan: Is there something I should know Shawn? Is this woman important? Why are you acting so secretive?

Shawn: pulls away Jordan, stop badgering me. She was no one, not important. I thought you asked me here to discuss the movement.

Jordan: I did Shawn but there is one thing that Kyle and I don't do and that is keep secrets. If you want to be a part of this you can't keep secrets from us.

Shawn: Who says I want to be a part of whatever you are doing. I came here to talk and not about me. What goes on at the centre stays at the centre, it doesn't concern either of you.

Kyle: Come on Shawn, I just thought Jordan should know who he is dealing with as Jordan says, we don't keep secrets. Kyle walks over to Jordan and places his arm around him

Shawn: Look, I have other things to do, if neither one of you are going to start talking then I am leaving...

Jordan interrupts, walks towards Shawn

Jordan: No, stay! Don't go. I need you, WE need you.

Kyle stands with his arms folded, hurt and disappointed

Kyle: If he wants to go let him! You don't need him Jordan, you have me.

Shawn: YOU! turns to Jordan What does he mean you have him?

Kyle: I'm his special boy.

Shawn: Special boy, Jordan what the f*&k? You said that to me a couple of years ago then we shared that special night in your room, you held me and told me that no one meant as much to you as me and that I made your life complete. I began to shed a tear and then you called me your special boy and everything seemed right...

Kyle: Jordan, is what he saying true?

Jordan: going towards him Kyle wait...

Kyle: walking out of Jordan's office...No! I'm not staying around for this. I can't believe that I fell for your crap Jordan. You told me that Shawn didn't mean as much to you as I did. You said that it was going to be the two of us leading Promise City. I was going to be the Queen Amadalla (sp) to your Anakin Skywalker we were gonna rule things and then I find out the truth.

Jordan: Kyle, you are overreacting.

Kyle: stops in hallway No I'm not. You want to know what your precious Shawn was doing or shall I say "who" your precious Shawn was doing before he came here today? Why he was late?

Jordan and Shawn go into the hallway with Kyle

Shawn: walking towards him Kyle you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Kyle: Oh really Shawn. Cassie told me, she told me everything.

Just as the arguement gets heated, Isabelle comes around the corner

Isabelle: Kyle, Shawn I heard yelling. What's going on?

...and scene!

All I"m saying is ya'll are some sick Batches of Cookies. But funny and sick---in a good way. LOL

LOL: This proves we have been on the board too long when you resort to same sex stories with The 4400 characters.

But seriously, someone asked in a different thread why there weren't any gay 4400's. I understand that there are gay Heroes or at least one. Hey, I know it has been done but I trust The 4400 could put an amazing spin on it and make it original! The 4400 world should reflect everyone! Do you hear me Ira Steven Baer? One day he is gonna come on here and tell me to shut up!

...and since I am a batch of cookies, I want to be Oatmeal, that's my fav.

I've always been accused of having a twisted sense of humor. And cookies... stop making me hungry! But if I must, can someone make me a batch of peanut butter cookies dipped in milk chocolate?

Oatmeal it is--im peanut butter lol

I love the Idea, it's just funny has hell. I could picture Shawn gay, but not Jordan.

i think shows with gays intentionally in it to get a reaction out of users are quite boring. why does there have to be gays in the 4400? I doubt it would attract many new viewers, and how would that plot play out in the shows story anyways? heres an idea, one of the 4400 has an ability to get rid of the 'gay' in gays. probably could of worked a few seasons ago, but now...there is too much going on with everything else to probably even fit gay agendas into the 4400. I don't think the 4400 show would be better with any gay relationships in it, it would probably be diluted by such a thing. thats the thing I like about the 4400, it doesn't become some big love triangle soap opera. having gays in the 4400 wouldn't be an original spin. the 4400 itself is already an original.

Previously, on the Gay 4400....

Isabelle: Kyle, Shawn I heard yelling. What's going on?

And now, tonight's episode...

Kyle, Shawn, Jordan (in unison): Nothing.

Isabelle (shrugs): Well, I guess without my powers, I can't compel any of you to tell me what I want to know. (turns to Kyle): I was on my way to the garden to tend to the plants. I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.

Kyle: Sure, Isabelle. I could use the fresh air and honest company.

Kyle and Isabelle leave for the garden. Kyle looks back at Jordan, who appears like a wounded puppy. Shawn, on the other hand, was happy to see Kyle gone, and with him, the accusatory statements. He was also happy that he would have Jordan all to himself for the next few minutes.

Shawn (rubbing Jordan's shoulders): What's wrong, love?

Jordan (relaxing under Shawn's touch): It's just so hard, sometimes, you know. Leading a movement, trying to make the world a better place. You give, and you give, and you give some more, and no one seems to appreciate it. Or worse, they throw it back into your face.

Shawn: I understand exactly what you mean. Sometimes, I feel like I'm beating my head against the wall. Most nights, I cry myself to sleep.

Jordan (turning around and wrapping his arms around Shawn): I'm sorry you feel so alone. Why don't you come live with me in Promise City?

Shawn (snuggling close to Jordan): You know I would love to, but I can't. My work at the Center means so much to me, and then there's the issue of Kyle. I couldn't be in a relationship where I have to fight for your love.

Jordan: Nothing is impossible when love's involved. But one thing is still bothering me....

Shawn: What is that, Jordan?

Jordan (apprehensively): What was Kyle talking about earlier? Something about a woman?

Shawn (angrily): You believe him over me? Is that what you want to say? Just because my ability isn't a figure of my imagination that lends you credence over your assinine promicin distrubution plan, I must be screwing around on you, is that it? F*** that, and f*** you, Jordan. I'm leaving...

Shawn walks towards the barriers of Promise City. Jordan is left stunned and unable to move.

Jordan: But, Shawn, wait.

Shawn ignores Jordan and keeps on walking.

Meanwhile, in the garden...

Kyle and Isabelle are picking some oranges off a tree, when Cassie appears.

Cassie: What are you still doing here?

Kyle (confused): What do you mean?

Cassie (sternly): Go after Isabelle. Isabelle is the key to Jordan.

Kyle: But she's my friend...

Cassie: Relax. Just repeat what I tell you.

Kyle: Isabelle, how are you dealing with all of this, especially without powers?

Isabelle: It's really weird, you know. Knowing you have done all this damage to so many people, but not being able to right my wrongs.

Kyle: What if I told you that you could right your wrongs with one large action?

Isabelle (intrigued): I'd do anything, short of killing anyone. What would I have to do?

Kyle (feeling queasy by Cassie's suggestion): Get back with Shawn. Cassie told me it was important to the movement.

Isabelle (scared): But I hurt him, Kyle. I hurt him real bad. I don't know if I could ever look at him again without being ashamed of what I did.... (starts crying)

Kyle (wrapping his arms around Isabelle): We all do things we're ashamed of. I killed Jordan, for crying out loud.

Isabelle (tears stopping): Yeah.

Kyle: And look at us now, we're the closest of friends. If it can happen between Jordan and me, surely you and Shawn's relationship is not too far gone to be restored.

Isabelle: You're so right, Kyle. Thanks for being such a good friend.

Kyle (about to vomit): No, problem, Isabelle. If it's not a problem, let's get back to the housing complex. I need to go to the bathroom really bad.

Kyle and Isabelle return to the housing complex in Promise City, only to be greeted by a grieving Jordan.

Previously on the gay 4400

Kyle and Isabelle return to the housing complex in Promise City, only to be greeted by a grieving Jordan.

And now tonight's episode...

Jordan standing outside as if he is waiting for someone, he his weeping.

Kyle: walking towards Jordan Jordan, what's wrong? touches Jordan's shoulder

Jordan: Nothing. wiping the tears from his eyes and turning towards Kyle and Isabelle Did you two have fun in the garden?

Kyle: Yeah, Isabelle and I picked tomatoes and talked.

Jordan: That sounds nice.

Kyle: Jordan, you didn't answer my question, not truthfully, what is wrong with you?

Jordan: I told you nothing.

Kyle: You were weeping when I came up to you. Come on didn't we say we were going to be honest? Kyle puts his hand on Jordan's left arm. Isabelle looks on with confusion.

Isabelle: Where's Shawn?

Kyle: Yeah, where is he?

Jordan: Shawn left. looks down turns from Kyle and Isabelle

Isabelle: He left. Why did he leave? I thought he came here to have a meeting with you.

Kyle: Well that was the original idea then I dropped a weight on my foot and he came over to heal me.

Isabelle: looking at Kyle's foot Kyle, I didn't know that you hurt your foot you didn't say anything.

Kyle: Why? Shawn fixed it besides it doesn't matter anymore. Jordan. walks over to Jordan

Jordan: Kyle, Shawn has decided to leave and not be a part of the movement. I begged him to stay, in the past he would have. I don't know it seems as if Shawn and I are growing farther apart. There was a time when Shawn was at my beck and call. When I would know his every move. I knew late at night I could go to his apartment and he'd be there, waiting for me. We would stay up to all hours talking and laughing about Devon having a crush on me and how absurd it was...Jordan laughing

Kyle: Let him go Jordan, I told you we don't need him.

Jordan: Kyle don't you understand that I need him, I need him with me here in Promise City. I know I have you and I am thankful for that going to Kyle putting both hands on Kyles shoulders I just want both of my special boys with me. That is the only way the movement will survive and flurish.

Kyle: If that is what you think it will take Jordan, FINE! I will get Shawn back for you.

Jordan: Do you mean it Kyle?

Kyle: Yes, I mean it. Isabelle can I talk to you a moment...alone.

Jordan exits Isabelle walks to Kyle

Isabelle: What is it Kyle?

Kyle: Remember what I told you in the garden, you must go to Shawn.

Isabelle: Yes, I remember but I don't know what he will say, it's too soon.

Kyle: No it isn't Isabelle, Cassie told me to tell you that it is important.

Isabelle: I don't see why you keep listening to her, who has an ability to tells them what to do?

Kyle: irrate Isabelle please! I need you to go back with Shawn, Jordan needs this too don't you think you owe it to us to do whatever it takes in ensure the growth of the movement?

Isabelle: Owe...you...I owe you? Look Kyle I apppreciate all that you and Jordan have done for me but I don't feel I owe you anything. takes a moment Look, I don't know much about Cassie but I will do what she asks because she seems to know the right thing to do so yes, I will try to get back with Shawn.

Kyle: Oh no Isabelle, you will get back with Shawn. Whatever it takes you have to do it.

Isabelle: thinking Whatever it takes. I am surprised that you would say that. I thought we were getting close, I thought you cared for me.

Kyle: I do Isabelle but it is Jordan that I care about...his movement I mean. I just want to make Jordan happy.

Isabelle: I see. I am starting to think that you prefer spending time with Jordan over me.

Kyle: Don't be silly Isabelle kisses her on the forehead now you run along and make your moves on Shawn. Time is of the essence.

Isabelle goes to her room and changes clothes. She arrives at The 4400 Center wearing a green dress, it is Shawn's favorite color, she arrives unannounced...she goes to the counter and asks to speak with Shawn. Security is cautious and doesn't allow her past the counter. Shawn is alerted and comes down to the lobby to see Isabelle looking amazing! More amazing than he remembered.

I don't know if I have as much phantasy as you have... so I just keep reading...

Previously on the gay 4400

Isabelle dresses just right and heads over to The 4400 Center to see Shawn.

And now tonight's episode...

Shawn gives Isabelle a polite but cautious smile, and asked “What can I do for you Isabelle?”

Isabelle, realizing she shouldn't come on too strong, replied, “I'd like to resolve our unfinished business, and I really would like to be friends with you, Shawn.” She smiled sweetly and said, “Can we maybe get a cup of coffee, and take a walk in the garden?” Shawn was still reeling from his argument with Jordan, and needed a distraction, but is very suspicious of Isabelle's motives. Deciding to find out what Isabelle was up to, he said, “Sure Isabelle, let's take a walk.”

Isabelle smiles as they walk outside, but doesn't realize she and Shawn are being watched by Heather.

Back at Promise City, Jordan and Kyle are in the steam bath. Jordan is sitting with his eyes closed, and Kyle stares at Jordan, adoringly. Jordan sighs and Kyle asks, “What's wrong, Jordan?” Jordan replies, “There's so much stress and pressure with changing the world, leading a revolution. If I had known how stressful this would be, I'd have signed on for a different gig... like maybe spore lady.” He looks at Kyle and smiles, Kyle cracks up laughing. Kyle is feeling like things are falling into place: He was with Jordan, Isabelle was seducing Shawn, and the tomatoes were ripening on the vine. What more could he ask for?

Then Cassie appeared and gave Kyle the once over. “If I wasn’t your imaginary frie-- er....I mean ability... hmmm... yummy! That's some morning glory you've got!” Kyle blushed and grabbed his towel for some privacy. “No really Kyle, I know a lot of girls think you're hot, and I really would like to hook you up with one. Let me do this for you.” Kyle gave Cassie a wondering look, and thought, “Cassie knows best for me, she's never steered me wrong. And she's only yelled at me that one time and I probably deserved it, I was acting like such a wuss...”

So he said to her, “Which girls think I'm hot?”

Meanwhile, Isabelle was making progress befriending Shawn and she had even forgotten that Kyle had asked her to pursue Shawn. They talked about old times: when he taught her how to swim and how to drive, how he loved green underwear and how he tried to kill her. Those were the days! Then Shawn asked her, “Isabelle, what do you think is going on with Kyle and Jordan?” Isabelle looked at Shawn, confusion in her eyes. “What? What do you mean, what is going on with Kyle and Jordan?”

Shawn sighed and looked down at the ground. He said, "They have gotten very close, haven't they? I used to be close to Jordan… he was like a father to me… well, like a … nevermind, we were close. I miss that, and to see Kyle close to Jordan, it reminds me of what I don't have.”

Isabelle, beginning to put two and two together, asked Shawn, “How close?!?!”

Shawn brought his hands together, interlaced his fingers and said, “Closer than this.”

Isabelle got up, looked at Shawn, and said, “I don't care what Kyle asked me to do, what his imaginary ability said, but I am not sharing you with Jordan. Not in that way!” She walked away, as fast as she could, stopping only to vomit in the rose bushes.

Shawn shrugged his shoulders, opened his cell phone and hit one on speed dial. When the call was answered, Shawn said, “I need your help and I think you owe me a favor. Can you come to the center? Good. I’ll see you in an hour.” Shawn put his cell phone in his pocket, looked off in the distance and smiled.

-End Scene-

LOL

interlacing fingers ''closer than this" LOL

Previously on the Gay 4400...

Shawn: I need your help and I think you owe me a favor. Can you come to the center? Good. I’ll see you in an hour.

Shawn put his cell phone in his pocket, looked off in the distance and smiled.

And now, tonight's two-hour long special episode, presented commercial free by Hagen-Daz...

Shawn really didn't want to play dirty with Kyle. After all, the two were cousins. Well, more than that, more like best friends, really. That's why he had tried to save Kyle from the ball of light all those years ago. But Kyle, recruiting Isabelle to keep him.... occupied.... that was the last straw. Perhaps Kyle had been jealous all along... jealous that Shawn got the cool ability, jealous that Shawn became the celebrity, jealous of Shawn's relationship with Jordan.

He did sympathize with Kyle. No one wants to feel slighted or brushed aside. And Kyle had enough of that in his life. Shame, he would now learn the true meaning of suffering...

Heather knocked on the door.

Shawn: Enter.

Heather: Your 10:15 is here.

Shawn : Show them in, please.

Heather takes one last longing look at Shawn. If only he realized the one thing he wanted was unattainable, he'd be free..... free to love her.

Heather: May I present Ms. Emma Birkshire?

Shawn gets up and shakes her hand.

Shawn: I've very please to meet you... and learn about your ability.

Meanwhile, Isabelle drives back to Promise City. She is determined to find out once the nature of Jordan and Kyle's relationship. She throws open Jordan's bathroom doors, only to find Jordan and Kyle sharing a steamy bubblebath.

Isabelle: What the f***, Kyle? Shawn was right. You are using me...

She bolts off to her room.

Jordan: What is she talking about, Kyle babe?

Kyle: I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if Shawn was trying to throw the movement into chaos. Don't quote me on this, but I think that Shawn may even be one of the Marked.

Jordan: the Marked? That would explain the obsessive moodiness I've observed lately...

Kyle kisses Jordan on the cheek. Then, he gets out of the tub, dries off, and puts on a striped polo and khakis. He splashes on some cologne and goes to see Isabelle.

Kyle: A shaman's work is never done...

Jordan: Go heal, my little shaman...

Kyle smiles, skips a few steps, and then heads out of Jordan's bathroom.
A few minutes later, Kyle knocks on Isabelle's door.

Isabelle (crying): Go, away...

Kyle: Please, Isabelle, may I speak with you?

Isabelle (throwing pillow at door): I said go away...

Kyle (quietly): Please...

Isabelle opens the door and lets him in.

Isabelle: Before you even begin to say anything, I know about you and Jordan. Shawn told me all about it.

Kyle (gulping) : He did?

Isabelle: Yeah, he said you and Jordan (interlocking fingers) were just like this.

Kyle: Shawn was lying. He said those things to test you.

Isabelle: And the steamy bubblebath I caught you in a few minutes ago?

Kyle : That... was, was uh.... purely for conservational purposes. Jordan and I... hold our.... uh, business meeting in there, too, to save time.

Isabelle is not sure if she believes Kyle, but he offered a logical sounding reason. After all, how many times had Jordan talked about the virtues of conserving their resources? She decided that she would give Kyle the benefit of the doubt, for now.

Isabelle: Then why have you been so distant Kyle? Yesterday was the first time in nearly a month that we've talked, and yet, you're always trying to steal time with Jordan. Do I repulse you, Kyle?

Kyle: No, not at all. Kyle takes Isabelle's hand and places it on his groin. Does this feel like I'm repulsed by you. It's just that.... I'm so tired out by my work, and Jordan gives the best massages.

Isabelle: So, Shawn was just testing me?

Kyle: Shawn told me so himself. You just need to keep at it, Izzy. I'm sure you'll eventually wear him down.

Isabelle (hugs Kyle): Thanks, Kyle! You truly do have a gift.

Kyle (to himself): Yeah, for getting what I want.

PJ, do you know what? Kyle and Shawn turn out in your thread like people (some men? think about girls in teen-age... Completely toucy, devious and conniving, specially when it comes to 2 teens loving the same guy...

I'm taking that to be a compliment, so thanks! I credit my years of silent suffering, my overactive imagination, and too much time on my hands. Oh, and the fact, I just love writing stuff I would want to read.

Previously on the Gay 4400...

Shawn met with Emma Birkshire to discuss her ability and what it could do for Shawn, while Isabelle caught Kyle and Jordan in a steamy bubble bath.

Tonight’s episode:

Shawn and Emma met for several hours and Shawn had a satisfied smile on his face as he asked Heather to walk Emma out. He called after her, “Thanks again Emma, I really appreciate this!” Emma looked at Heather worriedly and whispered, “When did Shawn go insane?” Heather cleared her throat and said, “Let me just walk you out, Emma.”

Shawn sat down at his desk and walked through the plan in his mind – he wanted to ensure it was perfect, to get just the results he wanted. He decided to smoke a cigar to help him decide the best plan of attack. Later, he thought, “Oh Kyle, you think you have a way of getting what you want... just wait to see what I do to get what I want.”

In Promise City, Isabelle and Kyle had just finished dining on tomato omelettes when Jordan called Kyle. Kyle excused himself and said, “Jordan! I am so glad you called, I was worrying…” Jordan cut Kyle off and said, “You’re still my special boy, Kyle, make no mistake.” Kyle smiled into the phone and wondered what he had done to deserve Jordan. Isabelle looked on with disgust and launched a tomato at Kyle's head. He looked at her in surprise, and said to Jordan,”I'll call you right back.”

Isabelle shouted at him, “Why the hell are you playing games with me! Everytime you get a chance to talk to Jordan, it's like I don’t even exist! You get more excited from a phone call with him – yes, I can see your soldier standing at attention – than you just got with me in your bed! Admit it! You are in love with Jordan!”

Kyle tried to deny it but he could see there was no point. He said, “It's true, Isabelle. I never thought it would happen, I never imagined that I would love Jordan….and he loves me! I am his special boy!”

Isabelle looked down at her half-finished omelette and said, “You know I have no problem with the gay lifestyle Kyle. Just because there are so few gays in the 4400 doesn’t mean I don’t know about the gay lifestyle. I respect it. My issue is, if you're in love with him, why were you just f***ing ME?”

Kyle sat down and covered his face with his hands. “I don’t know, Isabelle. I don’t know. I never meant to hurt you. I do care so much about you. I love your abilities, especially how you can curl your tongue, but yes, I admit, I am not in love with you.”

Isabelle listened patiently and then said, “You know I can give you a stroke as you sit there, don't you? You know I could strike you down. You know I could step on you like an ant. Yet you dare to tell me you aren't in love with me? Wow. I am very impressed with your bravery. I think I love you even more!” She runs to him and hugs him tightly.

Meanwhile, Jordan hangs up the phone and has a thoughtful look on his face. He writes down two names on a piece of paper:

Emma
Heather

(end scene)

Last time on the Gay 4400...

Isabelle: You know I can give you a stroke as you sit there, don't you? You know I could strike you down. You know I could step on you like an ant. Yet you dare to tell me you aren't in love with me? Wow. I am very impressed with your bravery. I think I love you even more!

She runs to him and hugs him tightly.

Meanwhile, Jordan hangs up the phone and has a thoughtful look on his face. He writes down two names on a piece of paper:

Emma
Heather

And now tonight's episode of the Gay 4400....

Maia wakes up in a start. She sees Jordan over a mountain of dead 4400s and P+s, holding out a bloodied heart alternatively to Kyle and Shawn. They both reach towards it, but neither can reach the bloodied heart. Then, Maia's vision goes black.

Maia runs to Diane's room.

Maia: Mommy, wake up.

Diane (groggily): What's wrong, honey? Did you have another vision?

Maia: I need to get to Promise City.

Diane (confused): Why?

Maia (matter-of-factly): I need to tell Jordan to stop f****** up the movement just to get another booty call.

Diane: Ah ha! I knew that bastard wasn't all peaches and promicin.

Diane really didn't want to take Maia to see Jordan, but Maia would sneak away and go see him on her own. And there were too many freaks on the streets these days: anti-4400s, P+s who couldn't control their abilities, and plain old government soldiers looking for 4400s and P+. She groaned.

Diane: Alright, get dressed, and I'll take you.

Maia (hugging Diane and overjoyed): Thanks, Mommy. You're the best!

They got dressed and headed out for Promise City. Jordan, seeing Maia on the video cameras, granted permission for them to enter and met them in one of the many gardens.

Jordan: What brings you to Promise City, Maia? Did you have another vision?

Maia: Yes. You will destroy everything you've worked for if you pursue Shawn and Kyle.

Jordan (spit taking the apple he was eating): What are you talking about?

Maia goes on to explain the vision she had, and Jordan understood the symbolism contained in the vision.

Jordan (angrily): So I will destroy everything by going after what is truly mine?

Maia: You're just scaring me now, Jordan. Perhaps, you aren't so... good.

Diane (cutting in): Well, Maia's done what she came here to do. Time to go, Maia. Say goodbye to Jordan.

Diane grabbed Maia's arm and ran out of Promise City.

Jordan (thinking about the vision): Hmm, she said that destruction would come only if I pursued them both. What if I only picked one? But which one ? Kyle with his savvy ingeniuty, sex appeal, and really large morning glory, and Shawn with his good looks and kind heart. Which one???????

Jordan screamd loudly into the night, those screams slowly turning int cries of anguish.

Previously on the gay 4400

Maia has a startling vision concerning Jordan Collier

Maia and Diana go to Promice City to warn Jordan of Maia's vision

Shawn makes a plan of attack to win Jordan's affections

Jordan is left to wallow in anguish

and now, tonight's 4400 brought to you by Mentos, the freshmaker


Jordan is in his office seated at his desk looking at a piece of paper with the names Emma and Heather written in ink

Jordan: to himself Who should I choose, Shawn or Kyle? I don't know how I can make this decision alone. I need some help from someone who has had the benefit of them both. I know who to call. Jordan picks up the phone and calls Isabelle

Isabelle: Hello.

Jordan: Hey Izzy, its your old pal Jordy.

Isabelle: Who?

Jordan: Jordy

Isabelle: Jordy, I don't know any Jordy, goodbye. hangs up phone

Jordan: calls her again Isabelle it's Jordan...Jordan Collier.

Isabelle: Oh hi Jordan, I know who you are but some weird guy named Jordy just called me, playin' on my phone. I don't even know who he is. He better not call back, my night time minutes haven't kicked in yet.

Jordan: Anyway Isabelle I was wondering if you can come by my office for a moment.

Isabelle: Sure, right now?

Jordan: Yes now. I need your expertise on a personal matter.

Isabelle: All right Jordan. I'm on my way.

Meanwhile at the Centre, Heather is talking to Shawn about Emma Birkshire. Shawn is sitting in a chair in his office designing his master plan for getting Jordan back

Heather: Shawn, why did Emma Birkshire stop by?

Shawn: We had some business to discuss.

Heather: Business, personal or professional?

Shawn: What business is it of yours?

Heather: I was just making conversation.

Shawn: I'm not in the mood for conversation, its late why don't you call it an evening.

Heather: I just want to make sure you are all right. You have seemed so stressed lately. I know it takes a lot to run this centre and I want you to stay focused on what is important to you, to me, to all the 4400's.

Shawn: That's nice Heather but I have a lot on my mind. Can we talk tomorrow?

Heather: walks over to Shawn How about we do more than talk...tonight? goes behind Shawn to massage his shoulders

Shawn: Heather, what are you doing?

Heather: begins kissing Shawn on the neck Helping to make you stress free.

Shawn: Heather stop. she continues to kiss and caress him HEATHER STOP! he gets up from the chair

Heather: Dammit Shawn, I was just trying to make you feel better. Why do you treat me so badly. After that night we spent together, it was complete ecstasy. The way you held me close, kissed my neck, cupped my breast, caressed by a$$. Shawn getting nauseous Oh Shawn, you made me feel things I have never felt before. Let's give into that passion once more. I need you Shawn, I need to feel you in me...

Shawn..Heather, that was a one time thing. It will NEVER happen again.

Heather: What do you mean? I thought you loved it. You acted like you could not get enough of me. The way you pulled my hair and smacked my a$$ and asked me, "Who's your Daddy?"

Shawn: That reminds me, I got to call Jordan.

Heather: Jordan, we are discussing our love life and all you can think of is Jordan? What the f*** Shawn?

Shawn: Heather, you don't understand my relationship with Jordan, what he means to me, what I mean to him.

Heather: And Kyle? What does he mean to Jordan?

Shawn: What?

Heather: You have to of asked yourself that question before. Kyle has been with Jordan for several months. Alone, close to him like you used to be. You aren't the favorite anymore Shawn, Kyle has certainly taken over where you left off. If I were you, I'd cut my losses and move on. I'd focus on your political aspirations. Besides, you need me to get where you want to be. You need a strong woman gets closer to Shawn who knows people in very high places and can get you all the connections that even Jordan Collier can't get. I am that woman Shawn and I will make you a Senator, the youngest one in US history. Don't underestimate me on this.

Shawn thinking to himself, wants a career in politics and he knows that the 4400 need a good support system in the US government but he wants Jordan. How will he have his cake and eat it too? How can he have the life he feels he is destined to lead without the man he feels he is destined to be with. Heather was right but he didn't want her to be, his cell phone rings it is Kyle

oh wow! chica...this is so funny! hehe!!
"WE need you!" now that's gotta feel goodordan!

Thanks Sweets, I thought of another storyline involving a recent guest star, but I will have to wait until tomorrow I should be sleep I gotta work in the morning. Glad you are enjoying it.

Of course!! This is great. Who would have thought it would have been
"all about the word"?

Previously on the gay 4400

Jordan contacts Isabelle in an attempt to try and sort out his feelings for Kyle and Shawn. Shawn, meanwhile, debates his feelings for Heather. Kyle makes an important phone call.

and now, tonight's Gay 4400, brought to you by Kleenex tissues...

In a hidden bunker in Promise City, Kyle dials Shawn's number. If Jordan ever learned what he was doing, Jordan would never trust him again. Jordan would probably kick him out of Promise City.. or worse. But, Kyle had to do it. Kyle couldn't bear being alone anymore.... and Jordan made him feel... wanted and special. Kyle would kill to feel that way everyday of his life.

Shawn: Hello?

Kyle: It's me, Kyle.

Shawn (irritated): I have caller ID on my cellphone, duh! I do afford myself some luxuries here at the Center.

Kyle (nervous): I'm sorry, Shawn. I didn't mean to make you sound like an idiot.

Shawn (still irritated): I assume there is a purpose for this call, other than for you to insult my intelligence...

Kyle: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to send Issabelle like that. It's not my fault though. Jordan told me to sic her on you.

Shawn: And why would he do that?

Kyle: He's irritated by your little television announcement.

Shawn: Oh? So killing people is acceptable if it furthers your goals?

Kyle (thinking to himself): It is, if it gets me closer to Jordan.

Kyle: No, it's not. I see that now. That's why I'm leaving Promise City.

Shawn: And where will you go? You know how dangerous it is out there...

Kyle: I want to come to the Center.

Shawn (choking on his soda): What?

Kyle: Ok, maybe that was a bit forward of me. Meet me at Uncle Tom's house in an hour. He's still at NTAC this time of day. We can talk, and you can see how sorry I am. Then, maybe you'll me stay at the Center.

Shawn (reluctantly): See you in an hour.

Shawn hangs up. A hand gives Kyle the phone. Kyle grabs it, closing the flap to hang up. It pans out to reveal that it wasn't Kyle talking to Shawn, but Tom Boyd, the infamous 4400 shapeshifter.

Kyle: You ready for part two?

Tom (shifting into Shawn): Absolutely.

While Kyle left to stall Shawn, Tom, disguised as Shawn left to complete his plans. Tom hid in a bunch of bushes, waiting for the real Shawn to leave. After about twenty minutes, Shawn left the Center, allowing to Tom to enter unfettered.

Heather: Shawn, I thought you had a meeting to get to?

Tom: I forgot some paperwork.

Tom enters Shawn's office. He makes a show of looking for something, but unable to find it, he calls Heather.

Heather (a bit overexcited): Yes, Shawn, what can I help you with?

Tom: I can't find the information on Emma Birkshire. Can you bring it to me?

Heather rushes it in, hoping she can convince Shawn to give her a shot.

Heather: Here it is, Shawn. (begins to rub Shawn's shoulders) Is there anything else I can do for you?

Tom purred, but stopped himself. Shawn had only eyes for Jordan.

Tom: No, that's all. You can go.

Heather (pissed): You really are a tease, you know that Shawn? You'll be getting my two weeks notice on your desk tommorrow.

Tom (shrugs): Well, if that is what you wish...

Heather turned to leave, and as she did, Tom pulled out a gun. He shot Heather in the back, fatally injuring her.

Tom grabbed the paperwork on Emma's location and ability.

Tom: One down, one to go.

PJ, u know, your Ideas ar genious, but if there was no 4400 or P+ with the ability of calling back the deas (and renewing their bodies) there woudln't be a chance that Tom Boyd could do so... Or is tom Boyd another person? Because the original person who was able to transform into any person was called Boyd Gelder...
IF tom Boyd is another person who can troansform, then everything is okay...
sorry...

Arya, can I quote you on promotional material? "Read PJ's new novel; his ideas are genius..." I already like it!

I was thinking of Boyd Gellar, my mistake, but I was under the impression that he was still alive. If this is my mistake, then I apologize. In that case, consider Tom Boyd a 4400 with a related ability. Tom emits a natural light around him that causes people to see whatever what he wants them so see. Like, when people die, they see visions of their loved ones. Tom's the tunnel keeper, lol...

[I apologize for the constant editing, but I just thought Tom v.2 was too similar to an established 4400. What was important was the idea of the cloaking of the person Kyle has hired to do his dirty-work.]

Yeah, you can...

previously on the gay 4400

Shawn is lured away from the centre by "Kyle" aka shapeshifter Tom Boyd

Tom Boyd as "Shawn" shoots Heather Toby in the back, wounding her

Jordan calls Isabelle for a meeting

*commerical*
Watch The GAY 4400, Sundays at 6:90pm on the USA Network, Gay Characters Welcome!

and now tonight's gay 4400 bought to you by Dove, Dark Chocolate...smoothe and chocolatey going down.

Isabelle is on her way to Jordan's office. She knocks on the open door to get Jordan's attention.

Isabelle: knocks Jordan, you wanted to see me?

Jordan: Yes, Isabelle gets up from desk, crossed to Isabelle come in, close the door. Please have a seat on the couch with me. So how have you been since I saw you last?

Isabelle: Good. Jordan, what is this about it is getting late.

Jordan: Of course, let me get right to it. I asked you here to help me with a personal matter.

Isabelle: Yes

Jordan: I need your advise, your expertise.

Isabelle: What about the movement? What should be our next step? Oh Jordan I have been waiting for this opportunity to talk with you about this she gets up from couch I thought you may not be interested in what I had to say because of Kyle and your close involvement. I have so many ideas on how we can expand Promise City and encourage more 4400's to come and live here...

Jordan...Whoa wait a minute Isabelle. You have gotten a little ahead of yourself. I didn't bring you here to discuss that.

Isabelle: Really, then what did you want to talk about?

Jordan: Me...and Kyle and Shawn.

Isabelle: What about you, Kyle and Shawn.

Jordan: Isabelle can I say first off that our relationship has grown a great deal in the past several months. Yes, you gave me a vision that ultimately costed me my "life" finger quotes but I have forgiven you. I have been waiting for Cassie to tell me your exact involvement in the movement and though I am still waiting on that I feel that our friendship has grown stronger. I feel so close to you Isabelle, it's weird I can't explain it. I feel connected to you. You actually remind me of someone that I once had feelings for. The feelings were not returned but it was like animal magnatism.

Isabelle: Jordan, this is getting radiculous, I'm leaving. she crosses to door

Jordan: Wait Isabelle. I really need your advise. Maia Skoris came her to tell me of a vision she had with me and I had to chose between Kyle and Shawn. I can't do it alone I need your help.

Isabelle: Oh you need help all right, help that I can't give. Have a good night Jordan. she opens the door to leave to reveal Richard Tyler standing on the other side about to knock.

Isabelle: shock Daddy.

Jordan: a look of disbelief Richard.

Isabelle: What are you doing here? How did you get out of prison?

Richard: Isabelle. Jordan. I'm here to make amends for all that I have done against you, both of you.

Richard takes Isabelle in his arms and hugs her, she is weaping with joy

Isabelle: Oh Daddy, I have forgiven you. I am just glad you are back.

Richard: Me too kitten.

Jordan: Well Richard Tyler. I am surprised you decided to come back to Promise City. How did you get in?

Richard: I have my ways of getting what I want.

Jordan: hmmmm.

Isabelle: I thought you were on the inhibitor?

Richard: I was, then all of a sudden they stopped giving it to me and I used my abilities to get out and to get in to Promise City.

Jordan: Isabelle, can you leave your Father and I alone to talk.

Isabelle: Daddy I will be in my room. Come by after you are finished with Jordan.

Isabelle leaves

Jordan: angry How dare you come back here after all you have done.

Richard: Look Jordan, I know I messed up but I need your help.

Jordan: Oh, you need my help. Why should I help you? I welcomed you into Promise City with open arms even offered you my bed to sleep in...since we are short on beds at Promice City. I offer to lotion your fine, tall, dark chocolate, muscular body after you got out of the bath but you said NO! You didn't get down like that. What exactly does get down like that mean anyway?

Richard: Jordan, I am sorry for all of that but like I said I need help.

Jordan: With what?

Richard: One of the guards at the prison told me that there is a government conspiracy to attack Promise City, inprision all of its citizens and put you in the electric chair for the murder of all those people who died from the promicin shot.

Jordan: Oh dear! Why do you need help? Sounds like I am the one who needs it.

Richard: Prision officials found out the guard was feeding me information and stopped giving me the inhibitor shot and they were about to hurt him. He let me go before they caught up with him. Now he is dead and I am on the lamb from the law, AGAIN!

Jordan: crosses to Richard Don't worry Richard in his Jordan whisper I will help you. No one will harm one hair on my beautiful nubian god's head, well you're bald now but you get what I am saying. Thank you Richard. I didn't think you still cared about me. Can I have a hug?

The two men embrace. Jordan's hand goes on Richard's butt. Richard pulls away

Richard: Hey man, I told you I don't get down like that!

Jordan: Let me tell you something, you came to me for help, I think you will get down the way I tell you to get down or someone is going back to prison. Now what were you saying?

Richard: looking defeated Jordan.

Jordan: Yes my Chocolate Thunder.

Richard: If I am going out, I'm going out on top... assume the position.

Jordan: ooo, I like it when you go all military man on me. Fly me to the Moon pilot man.

As Richard and Jordan fly the "friendly" skies, Heather Toby lies in a hospital room clinging to life.

*cannot stop laughing*

Oh my. This is too funny, IR! I will try to come up with something ... but nothing will compare to "Chocolate Thunder"!!!

One of my best friends in college dated a male stripper by that name. I died laughing when she told me. He did look awfully yummy!

I'll bet!

The movie "Cat in the Hat" (with Mike Meyer as the Cat in the Hat, LOL) used "Chocolate Thunder" as an alternate name tossed out for Thing 2, because Thing 2 was willing to be called by other names. And the way Mike Meyers said "Chocolate Thun-DAH!" was hysterical.

Last time on the Gay 4400....

Richard arrives at Promise City, asking for help from Jordan. Jordan moves closer to a decision about Kyle and Shawn, while also making moves on Richard. Isabelle is clueless, as always.

And now, the Gay 4400, presented in High Def and Surround Sound whereever possible, and brought to you by Baskin Robbin's Chocolate Thunder, the new chocolate, caramel, and coffee frozen drink with a kick...

Emma hears a car pull up to her small house on the edge of town. The door closes, and a man stomps his way to the door. A door bell rings.

Emma: Who is it?

Tom: It's me, Shawn.

Emma: I thought the meeting wasn't until tommorrow.

Tom: I tried to call you, but I couldn't reach you. I was trying to tell you Jordan wouldn't be free tommorrow.

Emma (suspicious): Oh? I was home all day.

Tom: Please let me in.

Emma (looking through the keyhole): Shawn, is that you?

Tom (annoyed): Yes, it's me. Now open up.

Emma opens up the door, and finds Tom, not Shawn behind the door. She screams, but he quickly reaches over her mouth to shut her up.

Tom: I apologize, but you really must die.

Emma (terrified): What have I done to you to deserve this?

Tom (emitting the bright light making him look like Shawn): It's not what you did; it's what you will do. I am sorry. I really am.

Tom stabs Emma, leaving her for dead. He gets in his car and goes back on the Interstate towards Promise City.

Tom's phone rings. It's Kyle on the other end.

Tom: Hello?

Kyle (in hushed tones): Is it completed?

Tom: Perfect score.

Kyle: Thanks alot man. The movement is indebted.

Kyle: Uh, one last question: What was her ability?

Tom: She could intensify emotions between any two people.

Tom: Well, need to go.

Kyle: Ok, bye.

Kyle had Shawn right where he wanted him. Now, with two more calls, he would have Jordan all to himself. First, he called the local press and fed them a line about Shawn fatally injuring two 4400s, anonymously, of course. Then, he called the police and let them know about Emmas untimely injuries.

Shawn, meanwhile, was stuck in Uncle Tom's house, wondering where Kyle was. He was about to give up, when the police rushed Tom's front door and arrested Shawn for two counts of murder, leading him away in the midst of a media feeding storm.

Reporter: Shawn, did you attack Heather Tobey?

Shawn: No. Why would you even think that?

Reporter: Because of the two mauled bodies, and the number of witnesses seeing you leave each scene.

Shawn: But I didn't do it....

Reporter: Yeah, just like you didn't try to kill Hewitt weeks earlier...

Shawn: I was trying to heal him...

Reporter: Is that what the Heather Tobey and Emma Birkshire attacks were? Your attempts to heal?

Shawn: This is crazy....

Reporter: Shawn Ferril: Crazy madman or Mercy killer? And now, back to Meridith Viera and Matt Lauer in the studio...

With the story flooding the television screens of Promise City, Kyle ran into Jordan's room, pretending to be shocked.

Kyle: Jordan, have you seen the news?

Jordan (confused): No, what are you talking about?

Jordan flips on the television and sees the police taking Shawn into custody for the attempted murder of two 4400s.

Jordan: What the frack? My Shawnee would never hurt anyone.

Kyle (slightly pissed): But you heard the news. He's practically guilty.

Jordan: The news lies.

Kyle (whining): But you can't take him back after this. He's hurt our kind. You'd lose your legitimacy.

Jordan: You're right as always, Kyle. Come here.

Kyle and Jordan start to snuggle.

Kyle: I'll always be here for you, Jordan.

Jordan: Who's my special boy?

Kyle: Me.

Jordan (kissing Kyle): I can't hear you. Who's my special boy?

Richard wakes up hearing Jordan's famous question. He remembered back to when he was Jordan's chief of security when he would spend long nights in Jordan's bed, in an attempt to protect his "leader".

Richard: Me!!!!!!! I'm your special boy!!!!!

Kyle's face had a look of horror on it. While he was off trying to win Jordan back, Jordan was sleeping with Richard.

Kyle: What the frack? First Shawn and now Richard? Can't you ever stick with one person, Jordan? Or, rather, stick only one person? And to think of all I did for you....

Jordan: I'm sorry, babe. His nubian body just brought back so many memories. (Realizing what Kyle said) What things?

Kyle: Never the frack you mind. I'm out of here.

Kyle leaves Promise City. He stops inside a Baskin Robbins, orders an Chocolate Thunder, and calls his dad Tom, who is now possessed by the Marked.

Previously on the Gay 4400:

Marked Tom, as Shawn, has killed Heather Tobey and Emma Birkshire, per Kyle’s request. Shawn is arrested for the murders. Kyle has come to realize that Jordan thinks all men are his special boy… and he calls Tom, once again.

And now tonight’s episode, brought to you by Pampers, makers of "Special Boy" undies, for your special boy.

Tom, answering his phone: "Yes?"

Kyle: "Dad, it's Kyle. I need to see you, can I meet you at home?"

Tom: "Of course we can meet, but I'd rather meet you at Promise City, I'm on my way there now as a matter of fact."

Kyle: "I'm not there, I’m at Baskin Robbins…"

Tom, smiling with a memory: "Chocolate thunder?"

Kyle: "Yes Dad. But it doesn't seem to be making me feel any better."

Tom: "Kyle, head back to Promise City. I'll be there in 15 mins. Let me in and we'll sit down for a talk, like the kind we used to have."

Kyle: "We never had any talks, Dad, you must be remembering the alternate reality Alana made for you, but anyway, yes, I'll meet you at Promise City." (jumps into his car and heads back to Promise City)

Meanwhile, at NTAC, Shawn is being interrogated by Diana Skouris, for the murders of Emma and Heather.

Shawn: "I swear, I had nothing to do with their murders! I was at Tom Baldwin’s house tonight!" (looks confused and angry) "I couldn't have murdered them!"

Diana: "Shawn, we have you on videotape from the Center, it clearly shows you walking back in right before Heather was murdered, then walking out with an evil grin on your face. We all know what that evil grin means, Shawn! It's a dead give-away!"

Shawn (looks at Diana incredulously): "An evil grin is what you’re basing my arrest on? What has NTAC succumbed to – ridiculous storylines that no one can believe? What's next, a story about Uncle Tommy being possessed by an evil person from the future?"

Diana (looks at Shawn in shock): "Oh my God, Shawn. That's it! That's it! You just figured it out!"

Shawn: "uh...... wha?"

Diana, exasperated that Shawn doesn't see the obvious answer in front of them: "Tom is possessed by an evil person from the future! Tom killed Heather and Emma! NOT YOU! Someone probably put Tom up to do it, too!"

Shawn: "You figured all that from an evil grin?" (looks at Diana in amazement) "Damn, you are good, Diana!"

Diana: "Just one question, Shawn. Who would be desperate enough to set you up with the murders of Emma and Heather?"

Shawn gave Diana a questioning look but then said: "There's only one person, Diana."

Back at Promise City, Tom and Kyle are talking in the cafeteria. Tom complimented the tomato flavored lobster cakes they munched on but Kyle had another request of Tom.

Kyle: "Dad, I need your help again."

Tom: "Whatever I can do, Kyle." Especially if it means I get to kill more 4400s, Tom thought.

Kyle: "I've made a real mess of things Dad."

Tom: "Really? What could be worse than the mess you were in for killing Jordan?"

Kyle: Well, this is worse... I have a long story to tell you, Dad.

After Tom heard the entire story, he took a deep breath and said to Kyle: "There’s only one thing that can be done, Kyle."

Kyle asked, “What is that, Dad?”

Tom stood up, walked behind Kyle, and said, “I'm sorry Kyle, but that is too messed up for even me to deal with,” and snapped Kyle's neck. Kyle slumped and his face fell into the lobster cakes.

Tom left the cafeteria, in search of Jordan Collier.

I don't even think you all know what you have done to me! I am now addicted to The gay 4400. It has to be some of the funniest plot lines I have ever read. I have never wanted Jordan and Shaun to be together more. Also Tomatoes have never been so hilarious. You all should keep it up, of course now that Kyle is dead I am wondering what will come of the "triangle". Can't stop laughing.

Thank you... Thank you!

Don't worry! I have plans for Kyle.... with permission from Isabelle and Krafty!

*rubs hands evilly*

A new installment should be up soon.

Last Time on the Gay 4400....

Kyle set Shawn up for the murders of Heather Tobey and Emma Birkshire. Diane interrogated Shawn, and based on an evil grin, proved Shawn's innocence. Kyle confessed to Marked Tom, who like most 4400s, loved tomato crab cakes. Kyle is assassinated by Marked Tom.

And now, tonight's episode of the Gay 4400, brought to you by Campbell's Tomato Soup, who reminds you to mix up the possibilities with promicin...

Diane: You mean Kyle? (shocked) Why would he.... why would he do such a thing?

Shawn: He must be trying to turn Jordan against me.

Diane (wraps arms around Shawn): I'm sorry, Shawn. I know how special Jordan was to you.

Shawn (to himself): You have no idea, Diane.

Diane (to herself): Yes I do, Shawn. You couldn't have been that close to Jordan and not want to jump his bones. I know, I've been there. I don't know how you've done it all these months away from him.

Shawn (to himself): Are you reading my mind, Diane?

Diane (to herself): I guess I am. Must have been the cookies I ate last night. Damn 4400s sticking abilities in the food.

Shawn: Thanks, Diane. Can you let go, please?

Diane: If it was up to me, you'd be as free as a lark. However, we're being monitored by Rebecca Parrish, and she's pretty hardline.

Shawn: You mean Barricuda Parrish? How did she get to be overseeing NTAC?

Diane (shrugging): I don't know. Maybe she's one of the Marked...

Shawn: Nah.... couldn't be.... you think?

Meanwhile, Marked Tom contacted Isabelle on the telephone.

Marked Tom (saccharinely): How's my special girl?

Isabelle: What do you want, Matthew?

Marked Tom (angrily): I am Tom, not Matthew. Get the f****** season right, girl...

Isabelle: Oh, I'm sorry, but it seems getting abilities was somehow done before. It's P-ja-vu all over again.

Marked Tom: I've got a job for you.

Isabelle (sarcastically): Oh, goodie.

Marked Tom (pissed): Don't make me use the kill switch.

Isabelle (seething): I'll behave. So what is this all important job you can't accomplish?

Marked Tom (relaxing): That's better. I want you to go and find Kyle.

Isabelle (scared): What happened? (angry) What did you do to him?

Marked Tom: Nothing, that I wouldn't do to an useless twig...

Isabelle (freaking out): OhmyGod! How could you? He was your own kid, Tom!

Marked Tom (indifferently): Not my kid...

Isabelle: Where is he?

Marked Tom: He's in Promise City, in the cafeteria. I locked the door on my way out. Didn't want to be a rude guest and all....

Isabelle: Bastard!

Isabelle slams closed the phone, and rushes out to find Kyle. She uses her superstrenght to beat down the doors to the cafeteria. She runs to Kyle, face down in tomato flavored crab cakes.

She starts to perform CPR, and eventually Kyle starts to breathe.

Isabelle: Kyle? Is that you?

Kyle (choking up pieces of crab cake): Yeah,... it's me.

Isabelle: How are you still alive? I heard you were dead.

Kyle: The tomatoes protected me until you arrived. (realizing that only Marked Tom could know where he was) Wait, how did you know where I was?

Isabelle (lying): It's one of my new powers: human GPS.

Isabelle: Oh, Kyle I missed you.

Kyle: Oh, Izzy, I missed you.

Kyle and Issabelle start making out on the floor.

Kyle (moaning): Oh, Jordan....

Issabelle(to herself): Can't a woman get some love around here?

Next week on the Gay 4400, the Gay 4400 decide to take up tennis with the arrival of the USA Tennis Pro Open.The Gay 4400 will return Sept 9th at 12:90 am.

It's okay, I saw the idea behind it... but I was somehow a bit confused that's why I asked...

This is really a laugh... Juordan turns out to screw everyone who's not on a tree by thre... Shawn, kyle, Richard, maybe Kevin?

PJ you rock!

P-ja-vu all over again... OMG That is one hilarious line!


YAY for tomatoes!!


That is one handy ability!

Don't make me feel tempted to create a character with that ability!

PJ you are tooooooo good at this! You are making me have to think to bring up my game. All I can say is poor Kyle and thank God for tomatoes!

previously on the gay 4400

Marked Tom called Isabelle and told her where to find Dead Kyle

Diana is interrogating Shawn at NTAC

Jordan is furthering his agenda

and tonights episode of the gay 4400 brought to you by Viagra: The Choice of Champions. Endorsed by Jordan Collier and the US Open on the USA Network Gay Characters Welcome!

Richard is coming out of the bath and Jordan is waiting for him with a bottle of lotion

Jordan: How was your bath my Chocolate Thunder? Do you want some lotion?

Richard: Jordan stop calling me that and get away from me with that lotion!

Jordan: Oh now, are you hungry? I have some tomato omelets, tomato bacon, tomato toast, tomato pancakes and to wash it all down I have tomato juice.

Richard: I'm not hungry! Besides we have more pressing issues to worry about.

Jordan: Like What?

Richard: The government is after you and me and we have to make sure they can not get into Promise City and arrest all of us.

Jordan: Like I told you, don't worry your pretty chocolate malt ball head about anything, I have it all under control. No one is going to penetrate the outter walls of Promise City. to himself, ooo that sounds NASTY, that reminds me to call Tom Baldwin

Richard: What do you have in mind to keep them out?

Jordan: Don't worry my grande chocolate latte, they can't take Jordan Collier or any of the residents of Promise City no matter what they do. Besides, I need you for a more pressing matter.

Richard: What would that be?

Jordan: Keep Kyle occupied while I go meet with Shawn, he is at NTAC and has been arrested .

Richard: Jordan, don't get me caught in your twisted love triangle.

Jordan: Twisted? What is so twisted about grown me spending time together, holding one another, comforting each other. It's so natural. If more men would do this there wouldn't be war. Think about it...if more angry men decided to hug it out than to fight with silly guns and bullets think how happier we would all be. I am fighting for the future, our future Richard, yours and mine we can't be together if there is a world where there are people without abilities who want them. Oh Richard, I have a dream.

Richard: Jordan I don't have time for your broke ass impression of Martin Luther King, what do you need me to do to keep Kyle occupied?

Jordan: I don't care what you do, just don't tell him that I asked you to keep an eye on him.

Richard: Fine, I'll do it.

Jordan: crosses over to Richard Oh thank you my nubian knight I knew of all my special ones, you would understand what I am trying to do. Didn't you like it when you and I used to hug it out?

Richard: reluctant Yeah,...I guess. I mean, remember when Lily was taking care of baby Isabelle and you would call me late at night and I would tell her I had to leave on some urgent security business and you and I would hold each other gazing at the stars and laugh about Lily thinking that you were interested in her and trying to break up her and my relationship...laughing

Jordan:...laughing, That was crazy huh? Listen I better get over to Shawn.

Richard: I better get to Kyle. Oh tell Shawn I said hello and that I will be over soon for some one-on-one healing. He used to love it when we played, "Healer and the Distressed Pilot" I would pretend to go down and by the end of it he would be the one going down. laughing You should see his little face when he...

Jordan: upset O.K. Richard, I'm going now.

Richard: thinking out loud, not paying attention to Jordan I remember once at the Centre I told him I couldn't swim and he volunteered to teach me. We were in the pool and he was keeping me afloat in his arms and then he complained about the pool being cold and I suggested we do a little something to warm it up....man, that kid is good with his hands!

Jordan closes the door as Richard is reminising on his way to NTAC to retrieve Shawn.

I just wanted to say as I was watching last nights episode, While Shawn and Jordan were fighting once again, all I wanted was for Jordan to ask who his special boy was and offer him a tomato. It would have been so classic and did you guys notice that Kyle looked sooo jealous standing in the corner while Jordan and Shawn were having it out. I don't know maybe my thoughts are becoming tainted by the gay 4400 but I LOVE IT!!!

Megan, you and I must be sharing a P+ ability, I was thinking the exact same thing. In fact, I thought of incorporating some of that in the future story. It may still happen. When Kyle said "Goodbye Shawn" I secretly wanted him to say "Goodbye B*tch" but I guess not!

Thanks for the compliments and for being a fan of the gay 4400!

That is so twisted BUT I was in stitches laughing at it talk about putting adifferent spin on the entire show! your all rock!!!

Kraftie and Izzy, with all the acclaim we're getting around here, how soon do you think it will be until we get the Emmy Nod?

I love each and every one of the fans who have shown your support for the groundbreaking new series, the Gay 4400, and wanted to let you know, your supports keeps me wanting to write more new episodes...

I will be the first to nominate you all for the Emmy! As I think all 3 of you are awesome not only in this thread but everyother one I have read. Any one like to second the nomination?

PJ, I just asks this of Easy in a different thread but it is only fair that I ask you 'cause we are in this together, "If I told you how much I love you would you consider me to be the Richard to your Jordan?" Or in this case since it is three of us, Which one would be Jordan, Kyle and Shawn? O.K., I just went too far with that one.

PJ & Mac, Ya'll ROCK!

Also I love each and every one of the fans who have shown your support for the groundbreaking new series, the Gay 4400, and wanted to let you know, your supports keeps me wanting to write more new episodes...

I cuncur!

P.S., Ira Steven Baer needs to be callin' us to write scripts for season 5! With a quickness cause I got bills!

I love the gay 4400 stories! Keep 'em coming, please!!

"Malt-ball head" too damn funny!

*sobs in the background*

It's just an honor to be recognized... and to work with people like IR, PJ... well need I say more? Everyone in the biz wants to work with them, I got so lucky to be their partner. *wipes tears* I have to say the stories practically write themselves, the characters are so real to me...

*sobs*

IR? What color are you wearing to the ceremony? I wouldn't want to clash when we're on stage collecting our award(s)....

*screaming from the audience*

IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!
WHEN WILL WE GET TO SEE SEASON TWO?

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