Thank you baby! You are even more Awesome! xoxo

Well, after all, nobody should ask me if I wanted a tomato, or suggest that we make Mozzarellla with tomatoes... If they do, I'll die laughing...

IR, you can be my Richard, anytime! ()

We love you, too, Megan.

I'm wearing a dark blue or black suit to the awards ceremony, so please no orange, Kraftie!

I'm with IR, we really should be hired as assistant writers or something, Mr. Ira Steven Behr...

Excellent. Can I walk in on your left arm? Coz my best side, is my left side. IR will be on the right arm, of course...

Acceptance speech

First, giving honor to God for all things that possible. (That one is serious)

Secondly, I want to thank my inspiration: The sexy, lucious men of The 4400. It is not enough that I want them for mytself but I want them to want each other too. I secretly sit at home with a fake blue beard, pretending to be Ira Steven Baer. Later I take it off and pretend to be Craig, Scott and Amy and write more goodies.

Thirdly, I want to thank my creative partners in this beautiful land of hot, sweaty, sexy man-love: Easy & PJ. I could not have made this work without you (that one is serious too). You are both extremely creative and make me ROTF laughing with each and every entry I read.

Lastly, I want to thank the adoring fans. Your loyalty and encouragement make it all worth while, even when my computer crashed after my last entry making me have to dream it all up again and type it out to my fingers bled! *throws left hand over forehead as only a southern spent lady could* I bleed for you and my craft. *stands tall as if she has accomplished something beyond the realm of belief*.

I just want to let you know that this isn't over yet. There will be a conclusion after many of the loose ends are wrapped up *she says still standing tall all over dramatic and stuff*

There is much more unexplored love that remains. *wipes away a single tear* Promise to come back!

*IR takes a bow*

O.K., that was the rehearsal for my speech.

Easy, I was thinking about wearing red in honor of the tomatoes. What do you think? What color are you wearing?

I wouldn't have it any other way!

Unhand her security! She is a wonderful, lovely woman who has done nothing wrong but pledge her undying love to the gay 4400 and its creators. Damn, dirty apes!

Didn't we leave them in the other thread?

*checks locks on cages*

Great now that we've established what you all will be wearing (and you look great by the way), I will be the one exiting in handcuffs for overreacting

Ah thats sweet, I guess i won't be the one wearing the cuffs any more, The stars have spoken. dirty apes.

I told security to unhand you they better listen or else I will be forced to whip out my 4400 ability!

No no no, lovie. We've reserved a special seat for you, no handcuffs and I've asked the camera man to show you when we're giving the acceptance speech. You are going to be recognized, m'love. (So be sure to comb your hair, K? )

Comb my hair? Oh believe me now that I am VIP I will be doing much more than that. Now I am going to pick an outfit that compliments all of yours! And my hair will be immaculate.

Ah! Here's the scene when Jordan is on the phone with Shawn, while Kyle looks on, expectantly... Jordan is just about to reach over and fix Kyle's hair.

OMG Broke ass impression of Martin Luther king Jr. that is funny My grande chocolate latte .......

every time I dip strawberries in chocolate I think of richard MMMMMM

Ha! I love it! You nailed that scenario down to a tee. Looking at that photo I wish he would just touch Kyle's face just once,my special boy.

Dammit, we're good, IR & PJ... we're damned good.

I know I was stretching it with all the chocolate references but they made me laugh just thinking about 'em. Hehee!

Next entry is just about ready for posting.... getting it wrapped up now...

no worries I Love chocolate men--if only they tasted like chocolate. Man would I be in heaven.

NO IsabelleReigns don't think that there has been anything stretched on the gay 4400, well except whatever Jordan is "stretching".lol. It's not possible IMO to go to far in this story.

Thought this might help S t r e t c h the imagination

previously on the gay 4400

Jordan came on to Richard while Richard reminisced about his private time with Shawn. Jordan has asked Richard to keep Kyle occupied, while he goes to get Shawn an NTAC.

and tonights episode of the gay 4400 brought to you by brought to you by CNN – tonight on CNN: “Athletes Who Use Promicin to Enhance Their Performance, The Untold Story.”

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Jordan Collier's limo pulls up in front of NTAC, and Jordan steps out. He adjusts his ponytail one last time and walks into the building, followed by several deliciously built bodyguards, who are dressed to impress. Diana and Meghan, alerted by security, go to meet Jordan.

Meghan (eyeing the green eyed brunette behind Jordan): "Um... Collier, what are you doing here? You can't think we're letting Shawn go with you." (she gives the green eyed bodyguard her best bedroom eyes stare, he looks back seductively and smiles)

Diana (eyeing the blue eyed blonde bodyguard) agreed with Meghan: "Seriously, Jordan, we aren't through with Shawn so we can't release him yet." (the blue eyed body guard undresses Diana with his eyes, she visibly flinches, and brushes her hair back from her face)

Jordan (smiling) : "Well I happen to know that your true suspect is Tom Baldwin, who has been possessed by someone from the future, shape-shifted into Shawn and murdered Heather Tobey and Emma Birkshire."

Meghan and Diana, mouths dropped open, glance at each other in shock. Diana was the first to recover and stammered: "Um... where'd you get that story from, Jordan?"

Jordan laughed and said, “I have my sources, Diana... “ he reached out and gently touched her arm, “and you know I speak the truth.”

Diana, overwhelmed at the close proximity to Jordan, barely whispered, “OK you're right. Shawn is free to go.” (she glanced away, turning bright red)

Meghan picked up the phone and asked to have Shawn brought up, and within moments he joined the group. Meghan, smiled at the green eyed bodyguard, asked, “Do you all need to go so quickly? We have a really nice cafeteria here and...“

Jordan interrupted, “But you don't have tomato clam cakes, do you Meghan?”

Meghan, embarrassed, looked at the men, said, “No, no... no one can make tomato clam cakes like those offered in Promise City.” She sighed and walked back to her office, looking over her shoulder one last time.

Shawn said goodbye to Diana and walked out with Jordan. He quietly asked Jordan, “Who's Frick and Frack?” while nodding at the body guards. Jordan laughed and said, “Oh they were there in the event Diana and Meghan needed some convincing to let you go. Fortunately for them, it wasn't necessary.”

Shawn, looking confused, asked, “Fortunately for who?” Jordan corrected Shawn, “Whom, Shawn... you really should be more careful with your grammar. Let's work on that shall we?”

Shawn rolled his eyes, “Whatever!”

They walked up to the limo and Shawn said, “Damn Jordan, aren't you supposed to be more humble now, a man of the people? What are you doing still traveling in the limo?”

Jordan said, “It's got room enough for several to lay down out back... and sometimes, I like to lay down with my special friends.”

Shawn laughed sarcastically, “Geez Jordan, how many special friends do you have?”

Jordan put his arm around Shawn’s shoulder and very quietly said, “One at a time, Shawn. One special friend at a time.”

Shawn gagged and got in the limo.

Meanwhile, Richard was sitting in Kyle's room, distractedly listening to Kyle explaining the Prophecy Book. Richard was thinking more about his recent time with Jordan and how Jordan seemed to have special boys in every corner of Promise City, as well as Seattle. Richard longed for a simpler time, when Isabelle was a baby, and he and Lily were on the run from rifle toting redneck racists. He sighed deeply.

Kyle looked up and asked, “Everything ok, Richard?”

Richard gazed straight ahead and said, “Kyle, how close are you to Jordan?”

Kyle brought his hands together, interlaced his fingers and said, “This close.” Kyle smiled proudly and went back to explaining the list of 200 people who needed to take promicin or die.

Richard was disgusted with the situation he was in, and wondered if Tom Baldwin might be able to help him. He knew Tom was Marked, but Richard was sly and cunning, and he might be able to work it so that Tom would work with him. As far as he knew, Jordan hadn't been able to seduce Tom yet, so he thought he might still be able to get through to Tom. “Tom may be my only hope. Besides, I'm getting sick of tomatoes.”

Richard looked at Kyle and asked, “Hey, what's your Dad's cell phone number?”

(end scene)

Yes Phanta that DOES help, it definately reminds me of the steamy bubble bath scene. Okay really EM I don't think I can wait much longer for the next installment, I saw the naked pic of Kyle and now this of Jordan, I mean all I need to see now is Shawn and Richard sans clothes and I will have my own installment in my mind. Oops just got done posting this and realized you had finished sorry for being so impatient EM.

Apparentley straight women love gay porn LOL who knew?

You know if Richard is really getting sick of Tomatoes I say good ridence, They are much better as a triangle than a square.

Oh I knew when Brokeback Mountain came out! That stuff was HOT!!!

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Kyle is naked? Is this a modeling pic, or one of those half clothed "naked" pics?

I guess it's my turn to work on the next installment... it should be up sometime tonight.

[EDIT: So, Kyle is naked. Nice body, too, except the hair is attrocious. It looks like Cassie decided to do Kyle's hair. Since I'm no expert, any of the women who live on the site want to help me out with measurements? This is important, dammit! Jordan needs to know for his scrapbook of all his special boys...]

Previously on the Gay 4400....

Jordan resorts to his special brand of voodoo to get Shawn freed from NTAC custody. Meanwhile, Richard decides to call evil Tom to strike up a Faustian bargain.

And now tonight's episode, brought to you by PJ's new novel "Silence". Now available at Barnes and Nobles, Amazon. com, and of course, the USA network store.

Kyle: What do you want with his phone number? He's crazy, man.

Richard: Don't worry. I have a plan to save Jordan.

Kyle: Save Jordan? Why does everyone around here want to save Jordan? How about saving me? I'm so lonely and all I want is someone to love me. When can I get that? Do I have to strip naked in a movie to get some love and affection?

Richard (uncomfortable): Um, Kyle...

Klye (embarrassed): Did I just say my internal monologue out loud again?

Richard: Yea, you did...

Kyle thinks about Richard's suggestion. He decides maybe he can use the situation to his ends.

Kyle: Richard, I'll help you, but only one condition.

Richard: What's that?

Kyle: I get Jordan all to myself.

Richard: Sure. As long as I get Shawn all to myself. His eyes glaze over in fantasy.

Kyle (beaming and grinning from ear to ear): Done!

Kyle dials Marked Tom's phone number and hands Richard the phone. Unbeknownst to both of them, Isabelle has been listening to the conversation outside of the door.

Isabelle (confused and to herself): So what was Kyle doing giving me a kiss and a hug when I came back to Promise City? Am I just his perfectly groomed beard? Well, three can play at this game...

Isabelle walks away and down the hall and calls Shawn.

Shawn and Jordan were sharing a relaxing bubble bath.

Shawn (irritated): Isabelle, can you call back? (Jordan pushes Shawn closer against him. ) I'm.... ah... (voice goes higher) busy at the moment.

Isabelle: No, I will not. I need to speak to Jordan and now.

Shawn hands phone to Jordan, hands shaking.

Isabelle: I think you ought to know that Kyle and Richard are dividing you up like the Romans did to Jesus's clothing at the Cross.

Jordan (intrigued): Really? I didn't know they cared.

Isabelle (irritated): Stop thinking with your... well, nevermind. There's more.

Jordan: Like what, Issy?

Isabelle: If you would like to know, then you'll agree to my terms.

Jordan (irritated): I do not respond well to blackmail.

Isabelle (sardonically): Oh, but I thought you did. I know about you and Daddy making sweet chocolate thunder all night long.

Jordan (breathless): But... I thought... you didn't know....

Isabelle: Only one as conceited as you couldn't realize my attack from the womb was a warning.

Jordan knew he was in a corner. He had to agree.

Jordan: Alright, Isabelle. You win.

Isabelle (grinning): Don't feel bad, Jordan. I've learned from the best.

Isabelle: I want Shawn as my husband. And once married, I want you never to touch his body ever again.

Jordan: Agreed. So what is this big secret?

Isabelle (flipping her hair): Jordan, Richard and Kyle are calling Marked Tom and are going to betray you to him. The only thing missing from the happy little scene is a rooster crowing three times.

Jordan: Well, thank you, Isabelle. Your assistance has been most valuable.

Jordan hangs up. He gets up out of the tub and dresses. Shawn notices Jordan's sour mood and asks him what was wrong.

Shawn: What's up, Jordan, babe?

Jordan: I'm being played by someone I thought I trusted.

Shawn: Let me guess.... (spitting out the last part disgustedly).... Kyle.

Jordan: Not only Kyle, but Richard, too.

Shawn (surprised): Not my Richie... he's an honorable man. He would never do anything to hurt anyone. (starts to think) Except for that one time he kidnapped his daughter and forced her to drink age-retarding water. And that other time, he shoved a needle of inhibitor into his daughter. (realized his examples aren't helping) Um... well, he doesn't hurt anyone except for his daughter.

Jordan (upset): Your Richie? What other secrets have you been holding from me, my little Councilman?

Shawn (nervously): Uh, nothing else, Jordan. I swear. (thinking to himself) Nothing else I want to tell you.

Jordan leaves Shawn alone to tend to Kyle and Richard. After Jordan leaves, Isabelle comes in, wearing but a sexy, see-through teddy (in tomato red, of course.)

Shawn is drying himself when he notices Isabelle.

Shawn (shocked): Issabelle, what are you doing, here?

Isabelle: I have come for you, my love.

Shawn (furious): You tried to kill me. How could I ever love you?

Isabelle (hurt): But I thought you did. If not, I could make you.

Isabelle took off her teddy and forced herself on Shawn. Little Shawnie starts to salute the flag.

Shawn (pushing her off): Make me? You know, I thought you had really changed.

Isabelle: I have. I want you because I want you, not because some guy controlled by a person from the future told me it would be a great way to kill a couple of hours.

Shawn (sarcastically): Oh well, that's different...

Isabelle: It doesn't matter what you think. Jordan's already signed off on everything.

Shawn (broken): Jordan? He agreed to this?

Isabelle: I guess you're not so special anymore....

Isabelle begins to kiss Shawn on the neck, slowly making her way down to his nipples.

Isabelle: Don't worry, Shawn. You're still special to me. And I know how to prove it to you, too...

PJ, you made all the Shawn-andIssy-as-a-couple-fans really happy... The only thing will be that either Issy has to really convince Shawn or make him drink some love potion...

Awesome installment PJ!

Just read a review by Media Maven. Although she was unimpressed with the most recent episode (and perhaps the show in general) she made a very interesing comment/observation, that I thought fit this thread.

4. Kyle/Sean — the only interested character dynamic left on this show, but they refuse to delve into it! Shawn selflessly saves Kyle from being abducted, saves Kyle from his coma, and leaves Jordan Collier because he wants to save innocent lives. Kyle repays him by stealing Jordan’s affection, making out with Shawn’s ex Isabelle, and treating him like an enemy? This is an explosive relationship and needs more freakin screen time. I would love a showdown between these two. Who’s the good guy and who’s the bad guy? Shawn wants to save lives now, Kyle wants to save the whole human race down the line. Who is right? The show’s central dichotomy and most interesting aspect of the now nearly emotionless series.

I think she needs to get over here and read our theories on Shawn and Kyle!

Hey, we're the only ones brave enough to deal with the REAL issues facing the 4400! Now to work on getting wider distrubution of the Gay 4400....

P.S. And Arya, nothing ever lasts forever, not in the Gay 4400....

It's time for a showdown!!! we need one.
awww...Kyle's so ungrateful...never steal a man's girl AND his man.
could it maybe be..umm.. clobberin time?

anywho, checked out the link and she's pretty harsh in a few of her comments. But I agree that some characters really are not clearly defined.

True, we were the first. Now just watch all the 4400 related blogs copy us!



Never steal a man's man.... lol!!!

We so need a patent...

previously on the gay 4400

Richard is keeping Kyle occupied by Jordan's instruction

Richard calls Marked Tom to help save Jordan

Shawn and Jordan take a much needed "special" time

Isabelle seduces Shawn, much to Shawn's dismay


and tonight on the gay 4400 brought to you by Aflac, it's not all about the Ben or the duck, it's about the insurance.

Shawn and Isabelle are lying together in bed after having mind-blowing sex.


Isabelle: rolling off of Shawn How was that? Did it bring back memories?

Shawn: smiling Yes it did. One time I was with Richard and he did the same thing with his tongue that you just did.

Isabelle: sits up What? Shawn how disgusting! I can not believe that you would bring up my father at a time like this. You used to be so into me, you couldn't get enough of me. Everytime I would walk through the door it would be all I could do to get the door closed before you ripped off my panties. What happened to that guy I once made scream like a little B*%ch! I loved heaing you scream it made me feel all powerful. That is an ability I have no thanks to TPFTF, I learned it on my own.

Shawn: Isabelle, I have to be honest, this isn't me anymore. I just am not happy without Jordan. I mean sure I am attracted to you. starts to feel aroused Your mocha smoothe skin, your soft plump lips, your firm perky breasts, your sexy, long legs....

Isabelle: starts to get aroused as well...yes, what else my little broke back?

Shawn: ...but then, I look at that head, girlfriend that wig has got to go. snaps his fingers Last season I was fine with the curls but you know I love that straight look o.k. lets be honest, I prefer the bald look.

Isabelle: I'm not going bald for you Shawn.

Shawn: I didn't ask you to. Besides I wasn't thinking of you, I was thinking of... realizes he is about to reveal Richard's name Sinead O'Connor.

Isabelle: Who?

Shawn: Sinead O'Connor. Oh that's right she hasn't had a hit in a while so you wouldn't know who she is. She had a big hit in the 90's with a rendition of Prince's, Nothing Compares to You. She also tore up a picture of then Pope John Paul II and pissed off a lot of folks and make it virtually impossible for me to watch Saturday Night Live for at least two years after the fact.

Isabelle: Shawn, what the hell? Why are you babbling on about some bald headed chick that I don't know. I don't understand why you and Kyle are so hell bent on having Jordan. I mean, I know he has been a constant male figure in your life, more than your father, more than your Uncle Tom.

Shawn: Uncle Tommy.

Isabelle: What?

Shawn: Uncle Tommy, he likes for us to call him Uncle Tommy.

Isabelle: O.K., Uncle Tommy, what's the big deal?

Shawn: Dammit girl hasn't Richard done anything right by you? Apparently he never explained what the term, "Uncle Tom" means. It is a derogatory term used by African Afro American Black people to describe a person who is trying to sell out their people to the man.

Isabelle: Sell-out to the man? What does that mean? Who is the man?

Shawn: Aww, Damn! Let me hip you to the conspiracy, that's right, c-o-n-spiracy that the man has plotted against you and your people.

Isabelle: What people? Do you mean people from the future?

Shawn: No, I mean African Afro American Black people.

Isabelle: Well why did you say, "your people"

Shawn: I meant people who do not look like me.

Isabelle: I don't look like you Shawn, Kyle doesn't look like you, my father doesn't look like you. What do you mean?

Shawn: I am whi...sorry, I didn't mean to use that term let me get back to explaining the Man. The "Man" finger quotes is defined as any White Caucasian economically and socially impowered man who can make grand decisions with your life, getting over on you and all the other people who are not in his economic circle and also he has the clout to get sh&t done.

Isabelle: hmmm, I have never heard of this, tell me more about this..Man!

As Shawn enlightens Isabelle to the plight of the African American in today's society as well as pointing out Black History Month on the calendar, Richard meets with Marked Tom.

Richard meets Marked Tom in the park

Richard: Thanks for meeting me Marked Tom.

Marked Tom: What? How did you know I am marked?

Richard: Duh? Everybody knows. You are walking around all scary and sinister like. You threaten Isabelle and start kissing all up on her like you know you always been wanting to do. Tom is thinking about his actions and there is also that mole behind your right ear. That is a sure fire way to tell the Marked.

Marked Tom: Damn that Curtis Peck, what did you call me for Richard?

Richard: I need you to help save Jordan. The government is on his trail and he doesn't seem to care. He even left Promise City to get Shawn out of the clutches of NTAC.

Marked Tom: NTAC? Why didn't Shawn call me?

Richard: Duh? Meghan and Diana know you are Marked and they wouldn't let Shawn into your custody. What part of we all know you are marked don't you get?

Marked Tom: What can I do? his marked switch flips on and he now wants Jordan to himself I know what to do. Thank you Richard, thank you for coming to me. I will help Jordan, keep him safe from harm.

Richard: You better not let one little hair in his pretty, extremely tight, little ponytail get harmed or you will have to answer to me.

Marked Tom: sarcastically Ooooo, don't let me get Chocolate Thunder all up in a roar.

Richard: How do you know about Chocolate Thunder?

Marked Tom: Maybe it is because Kyle and I used to spend Father / Son time at Baskin Robbins eating our favorite flavor Chocolate Thunder, Maybe it is that you are a tall, built, bald, statue of a nubian man. starts rubbing on Richard's chest Maybe it is that when I look at you all I want is a special dark Hershey bar between my lucious lips or Maybe it the fact that everytime Jordan refers to you, he calls you his mighty Chocolate Thunder. Duh? laughing

Marked Tom walks away laughing leaving Richard to stew in his anguish over Jordan and his verbal betrayal. Meanwhile Kyle is planning for his future...with Jordan!

ROFLMAO! Shawn, possibly the whitest man on Earth, educating Isabelle about the MAN! That's just too much...

I can't stop laughing, OMG, IR you are so good!

"what part about we all know you're Marked do you not understand?" DUH!

This thread is weird, strange, unbelievably clever, hysterical and addictive!! Keep 'em coming; you guys should totally write for USA. So creative!!

I can't keep up with PJ and IR, but I'll have to give it a go. We must keep the story going!

LOL, I know! When I thought that up I laughed so hard, hell I'm still laughing. Your "spoiler" box is killing me! I love it!

Thank you sweetie, you and PJ are better. I read these at work and my co-workers walk by my office wondering why I am laughing so hard. Just when I think the story can't get any funnier or more outrageous, you two prove me wrong. Thanks for that! This is fun!

O.K., I had to edit my last post a bit. I thought about a term that I used and I had to put a little spin on it as not to offend anyone. My apologies if I did.

[Thanks for all the compliments, everyone. Let it be known that IR, Easy Mac, and I, love and adore each one of our shiny, happy fans.

We so need a Gay 4400 soundtrack. Any ideas, my creative co-writers?]

Last time on the Gay 4400....

Richard gave Jordan up to Marked Tom. Meanwhile, Shawn educated Isabelle on the wonders of black history, and Kyle still lived in la-la land.

And now, tonight's episode, brought to you by the NAACP, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

***Commercial***

Hi, I'm Isabelle from the 4400, and I thought I knew everything. You'll recall I was quite a bookworm in my youth, and I read encyclopedias like one read horoscopes. Yet I didn't know one very important thing.... there was a such thing as a MAN, as Black History Month, as... Sinead O'Conner!

This, was of course, by design of the MAN. I couldn't believe I was so stupid. That's why I support my local NAACP and United Negro Fund, because I can not stand for another black man or woman kept back by ignorance of their heritage. Because, after all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste...

***End Commercial***

Kyle is in his bedroom getting ready for Jordan. He places fresh sheets on his bed, the silky, red ones that Jordan loves. He draws a hot bath sprinkles red rose petals on the top of the water. Then, he lights some relaxing candles. On a table by the bed, he places chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, and champagne. He primps and poses, trying to make himself presentable to Jordan, before ultimately deciding to go naked with a red bow around his waist.

Jordan knocks on the door.

Kyle (nervously): One second. He flips on the CD player. Sinead O'Conner's "Nothing Compares to You" plays in the background.

Kyle runs over to his bed, laying down on it in a "come hither" pose.

Kyle: Come in.

Jordan (briskly): Kyle, we need to talk.

Kyle: Sure, Jordan, we can talk. (voice turns seductive) Or we can... talk.

Kyle pats Jordan to join him over on the bed.

Jordan: Kyle, I'm serious. I'm hearing that you have been a naughty little boy.

Kyle: Naughty? Kyle begins to massage Jordan's back with almond scented oil. Since when have I been naughty? Kyle nibbles on Jordan's ear.

Jordan (frustrated): Kyle will you please stop it. I'm trying to talk here...

Kyle: I'll promise to be good... so how have I been bad?

Jordan: You've been trying to hurt Shawn.

Kyle (lying): I've never hurt Shawn. (quietly) If anything, he's hurt me.

Kyle resumed the massage.

Kyle: I promise to be on my best behaviour, Jordan.

Jordan (moaning): That feels good, Kyle. And how did you know I loved Sinead O'Conner?

Kyle: Just something your special little boy would know.

Jordan: Who's my special boy?

Kyle: I am!

Jordan: Who's my special boy?

Kyle: I am! I am! I am! (turns serious for a moment) Jordan, if you let me, I'd be your special boy all the rest of my life.

Jordan (shocked): You know I can't do that, Kyle. The future has told me to spread the love and the promicin around.

Kyle (dejected): I understand. Can we at least have tonight?

Jordan: Of course you can, my little shaman!

Jordan and Kyle then have mind-blowing sex all night long, ending with the pair passing out on Kyle's bed.

In the morning, Kyle wakes up and Jordan is gone. On the pillow where Jordan had slept, was a mint and a card from Marked Tom. "Thanks for the help. Yours, Tom."

Somewhere in Canada....

Marked Tom sits on a chair facing another chair. Jordan is naked and tied up. He is also blind-folded.

Marked Tom: You really look good like that.

Jordan(trying to free himself): Tom, why are you doing this?

Marked Tom (grinning): Because I can.

Marked Tom walks over to Jordan, letting his finger drape along Jordan's chin.

Jordan (quivering): Oh, Tom...

Marked Tom: Why did you never make a move on me?

Jordan (angry): Like you care...

Marked Tom (removing Jordan's blindfold and looking into his eyes): I do care. Now tell me, why didn't you ever make a move on me?

Jordan (voice grows more shaky): Because... because I knew I could never have you. (voice grows low) Why do you think I pursue Shawn and Kyle so?

Marked Tom (seductively): What if I told you... you could have me?

Jordan (perks up): Really?

Marked Tom: All you have to do is become Marked.

Jordan (mulling over the offer): Will it hurt?

Marked Tom (all menacing looking): Like the dickens. But then we can be together.... (whispering and running his thumb over Jordan's lips) forever.

At Diane's and Maia's house....

Maia is asleep when she has another vision. This time it is future where there is only gay men, and Jordan and Marked Tom are their leaders. They kill the have-nots for sport, and then, the world goes black.

Maia: Mommy, mommy!

Diane (groggy): What is it, Maia?

Maia: Jordan's in Canada and about to lie down with the Devil. And there will be no tomatoes!

Diane (standing straight up in the bed): You mean Marked Tom?

Maia: Duh! Who else could it be?

Diane: It could be Kyle, or Shawn, or Richard, or Isabelle, or Jordan for that matter, with the way the crazy writers are going with the series...

Maia: We've got to save Jordan.... (annoyed, sighing) again.

Diane (absentmindedly): Mmm.... Jordan....

LMAO! This is too funny!

*EM really worried that she'll never be able to keep up with PJ & IR!*

You are absolutely right PJ, I would hate to see some poser steal all of your credit but I will always back you 3 up. Also Jordan's line about "my little councilman" I couldn't stop laughing. It was great.

I have to say, before I read PJ's installment, IR that was freakin' hilarious, Sinead O'conner, The man, and The "verbal betrayal" all very genius. I love it all.

I have just read the last installment and I just can't believe how coveted Jordan is, it makes me want a taste of his tightly tied pontail. Also I love the new nicknames for Shawn and Kyle- My little councilman, my little Shaman.