"Hearts Made Of Stone ... For Real"

Lucien Devaux, famous sculptor is found dead at the opening of his latest art show, lying on top of a giant heart made of stone, his biggest sculpture. Chief Vick enlists Shawn and Gus to help solve the case of her favorite artist while nobody understands how a guy could possibly get famous for only ever making heart-shaped stone sculptures. To prove that anybody could do that, Shawn makes a heart-shaped sculpture out of chewed, then hardened bubblegum, which he then gives Juliet, who doesn't know if she should find it disguisting or sweet.


Next:
(I read this in an earlier description, clearly a typo, but it cracked me up way too much to let it go...)

"Aiding And Bedding A Fugitive"

a man who escaped from jail goes appears in the Psych headquarters. The fugitive claims he has a perfect plan to get rid of Shawn and Gus unless they help him clear his name. Gus wants to not help and allow the fugitive to do what he wants so shawn will rightfully convict the man. but all this changes when the fugitive is found dead, and all evidence points to shawn and gus who are immediately arrested. Now, from jail, Shawn must find the killer


NEXT: Riders of the Storm

hmm, the bedding part is completely missing there, so I guess that doesn't count. Sorry.



But seeing how I'm bored outta my mind, I'll do yours anyway.

"Riders Of The Storm"

The mototrcycle gang "The Storm" are wreaking havoc in Santa Barbara and Shawn jumps at the opportunity to go undercover as one of the riders. Will he be forced to get a tattoo? Will the vest make a comeback? Tune in...

So it's still "Aiding AND Bedding A Fugitive"

"Aiding AND Bedding A Fugitive"

A young mexican man who recently illegally crossed the border gets a job at a hotel right next to the Psych HQ. soon everyone complains that the mexican man is too loud. when the police come to cite him they see him stabbed on the bed. the only suspect is innocent, and Shawn and gus must give him a place to stay (like the psych HQ) until the clear his name


NEXT: The Savage Union

"The Savage Union" - An Aldous Huxley fanclub is hosting a symposium in Santa Barbara to compare the similarities and differences between his work and progression of modern technology. When the key speaker's body is found on opening day, the case seems open and shut at first because Lassiter finds out that he apparently had been sleeping with all other female members of the fanclub. So assuming that his wife found out about that she killed him in rage, she is taken in by the SBPD.
However when Shawn realizes that she's hiding something - but not the murder - he decides to do some more investigating on his own, having to rely on Gus' knowledge of the book. It soon becomes clear that there's more going on here than a simple murder when fiction and reality within the fanclub aren't so far apart...



just in case somebody didn't get the reference... John the Savage is a character in Brave New World... written by Aldous Huxley...


almost forgot...

Next: "Scarlet For Me, Scarlet For O'Hara"
(and that btw is a reference to Gene Pitney's "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart" and I hope I won't have to explain what else it references...)

O'Hara was enjoying her secret admirer goodes: BooBoo Kitty doll, candy, flowers. Everything was great, until she received a red scarf with a letter "I only have eyes for you". This "gift" had been found near the bodies of three women found throughout Santa Barbara over the last six months. Lassie, Shawn and Gus must find the killer before O'Hara becomes the next victim.

Next Up: Transporter Too

i warn you i dont get reference but here goes:

A hardware store worker unloads a box of hammers and nails. he accidentally drops one, and a bomb goes off immediately killing him. what's worse is before the police get there, the body is snagged and there is no blood or evidence except for a burnt down hardware store. Shawn must now go undercover delivering stuff to hardware stores to figure out what happened



NEXT:
Rain of a thousand bullets

Rain Of A Thousand Bullets

The highly acclaimed USA-Network series Psych will kick off its fourth season with the explosion of an ammunition factory. Detectives Lassiter and O'Hara, together with the witty (though fake) psychic Shawn Spencer and his loyal sidekick Bruton Gaster will be caught in the rain of a thousand bullets when a murder investigation leads them to an abandoned ammunitions factory. But will they all make it out alive?


They better!!! hah, ya know they all will


okay next up: "It Was A Dance To Remember... Or Did You Dance To Forget?"

"It Was A Dance To Remember... Or Did You Dance To Forget?"

[[This one would be so fun for me, because I ballroom dance and am going to a competition in Vegas this December. I could totally guest star ]]

A ballroom dance competition comes to SB, but one girl ends up dead. While Lassiter signs it off as a suicide, Shawn thinks there's more to the story. So he investigates. As he looks into her death, her partner dies. The SBPD are back on the case, as more and more contestants are put out of the running (not die, but sabotaged in some way), Shawn figures out that every pair who has been hurt so far was at a competition ten years ago. Every pair except for two that is. Shawn goes over a few details, a la Shawnvisions and figures out which pair it is. Shawn goes to the competition place and there is a dramatic showdown/wrap up. As it turns out, the guilty pair wasn't able to compete at the competition ten years ago because of an injury, and they never forgot who was there, and waited ten years for their revenge.

[[I thought i t would be good lol. its early. i'm not sure if it made sense]]

Next title....

"As Visions of Murder Danced In His Head"


[[haha, idk, it just popped into my head]]

Lets see...

A very strange high-profile murder occurs: Judge Daniel Steele is found literally chopped to pieces. Steele was to be the judge at Ronny Helmegson's (a small time convict) hearing the next day. Everyone focuses on Helmegson, but there is no evidence. But soon a longer chain of murders occur when not only Helmegson is dead, but the only man with a motive is dead, as well as that man's person of motive, etc. There is no other connection among them whatsoever except for the fact that the last (15th) victim was a member of a Metal Dance club (a club where people dance to heavy metal) after practice with the song Visionary.

Solution (since it is very confusing):
The killer was Jerome Halling, a defense lawyer who was at a hearing with Steele in 1987. The criminal (named Lenny Torrin) Halling defended was ruled innocent, but Halling knew Torrin was guilty (had to defend since criminal blackmailed Halling). Halling waited for the ideal opportunity - Steele at a hearing for a small time criminal. Everyone would suspect the criminal; but Halling would always somehow figure out loose end, so he found out who would want the victim dead and kill him/her as well.



NEXT:
Magic School Gus

That is a great idea! The reference was for the movies "The Transporter" with Jason Stratham - Gus is Shawn's "Transporter" essentially...and thought if they were witnesses and need to be "transported" to a "safe house" for a trial or something. But I really like your take on it. Nice!!!

Okay..still up...NeoMegaRyuMkII's NEXT: Magic School Gus

A dedicated PBS corporate sponsor wants the network to revision the series Magic School Bus in Santa Barbara with live actors. Fans of the show, Juliet and Gus, included, thinks that is a horrible idea! Soon the president of the corporate sponsor is found dead and the evidence points to Juliet! Will Shawn find who put Juliet in this mess? Will Lilly Tomilin sign Gus' autograph book?

"Please stop singing that awlful theme song."
"I can't help it. It is rather catchy."
"If you are going to sing a theme song to a cartoon, please let be The Flintstones!"
"The Magic School Bus was an educational program, Shawn. Not a cartoon."
"But it was animated, therefore, a cartoon."

Next: Dude Looks Like Steven Tyler!!

Next: Dude Looks Like Steven Tyler!!

There is a special concert at SB; a new band performing all aerosmith. right around the end, a man jumps from backstage and stabs the lead singer. Only a few people saw the killer's face. they all say it was none other than Steven Tyler. But Lassie (who is, surprisingly, an Aerosmith fan) cant handle thinking his favorite singer is a killer. So he tries (and fails) to work alone to find out who the real killer is.
Guest starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson



NEXT: Bocceball Tournament

anyone?

I'm not familiar with Bocceball..so I was waiting for someone to make the description. I can try tomorrow though if no one pops on.

please do...

A maid finds a hotel guest dead. Death was by blunt force trama to the head. The SBPD rule it an accident. However, the wife of the victim hires Shawn and Gus as she believes her husband was murdered. The victim, Josettie Pallino, President of the National Bocce Organization, was scheduled to attend the Santa Barbara Bocceball Tournament as the guest host. Shawn and Gus go undercover as "players" to find the killer.

NEXT: The House on the Left Side (fyi, I've never seen "The House on the Left...I just know it's a horror movie..so make up whatever you like!)

lesee...

An old friend of Shawn's (Dan) moves to a house right next to Henry. Everything seems fine until the house to the left of Dan's explodes. Dan is the first suspect, so he hires Shawn (and Shawn alone) to figure it out

(i know kinda lame...)


NEXT:

Faster than Frieda Khalo

anybody?

I'll try. I know Frieda is a famous artist (the extremely talented painter chick with the one eyebrow married twice to Diego Rivera dude), but I'm not sure about the "fast" part...so I'll do my best.


Shawn was having a bad week. He had missed another date with Abigail due to his last case. His father was mad at him because he borrowed his truck without his permission to go on a creamsicle run with Gus. And now he woke up to a horrible hangover. The worst part about that, he couldn't remember what he did the night before. As he slowly sat up in his bed, he looked across the room to see an odd sight. An original Frieda Khalo painting leaning against his bookcase. He thought he was dreaming until he heard his phone ring. It was Chief Vick. She asked him to come to the station immediately. A famous painting was stolen from the museum and she wanted him on the case. "Really!!??"

Next up: Big Trouble in Little Santa Barbara

i dont get the reference so here is something weird:


Trouble brews in SB when world-famous first class law student Issac "Thunderstorm" Veitzman finds an old law that was passed yet apparently ignored. apparently halfway through the existence of SB, the city was cut into 2 parts, and the new real SB was a very small. 2 days later, a very peculiar murder occurs on the other SB (now called San Gregory). But the new police force ignores all advice from Shawn. So shawn and gus, once again, become renegades.



(i know sounded bad...)



NEXT: It is Mandetory Social Protocol

anyone?

the csi crime team moves into position to look over the room. blood spatter is covering the wall. a single weapon and no bullets are found. a new csi crime scene girl starts the case and receives high praise. everything is looking up until she turns up dead on a silver table in the middle of a morgue. another csi member is then killed and layed on a morgue table. the killer is a psycho path who heads the crime scene unit and kills of all the employees who slip up or compromise evidence. shawn and gus investigate but will they be in time to save the fresh out of college boy who forgot to follow protocol to the letter. tune in next week to find out!!!!!!!!!

title: murder that guy....no not that guy, that guy wrote

Shawn and Gus are called in on a case. A man was found dead in his home, close range, one shot to the temple. The man's name was Henry Spencer. He was a 33 year old stockbroker. Chief Vick's report notes that this is the fourth "Henry Spencer" killed in the past month. The FBI has been brought in on the case to assist. Apparently the killer is murdering the lead character, Henry Spencer, in "Spencer for Hire", a series of murder mysteries written by Harlan Childs. Henry, Shawn's father, along with three other Henry Spencers have been placed in protective custody until they can find the killer. Lou Diamond Phillips guest stars.

Next Up: The Mintel List (*FYI* there is no reference....it's simply a play on words..have fun with it)

Ok, lets see.. I will make this a Psych - The Mentalist crossover



A high profile murder in SB makes Lassie call an old CBI acquaintance: Agent Lisbon. Naturally, Lisbon brings Cho, Rigsby, Van Pelt, and the ever loved Patrick Jane. Soon things get complicated when Shawn and Jane become respecting rivals for the approval of their boss, Gus and Rigsby become 'the underappreciated duo', Jules and Van Pelt become best friends, and an old grudge reappears between Lassie and Lisbon. But when there is another dead guy and Gus and Rigsby disappear, the whole team works together to find the killer and alleged kidnapper.




NEXT:
So it Finally Came to Anarchy

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NEXT:
So it Finally Came to Anarchy
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shawn and gus the inseperable duo are torn in two when a topic of concern forces them to choose opposite sides. lassie and jules argue over the way to tackle a high profile case with important people that could rip apart their lives with the snap of their fingers. lassie thinks the obvious way is to figure out every bit of evidence that know lawyer could crawl out of. shawn agrees with lassie and is ready to find the evidence. jules and gus however find that telling higher authorities would help make all their jobs a little easier. meanwhile during the case jules and gus team up and prtend to be a couple to make shawn jealous. will it work or will they be found out. who knows, i certainly dont!

title: red looks good on you

This is a tribute to BigKitty_4's "roadie new eppy idea" from the "New Episode" thread.....just using "Red" (one of my fav hard rock bands) instead of Nickeback (due to title given above).


A local rockband, "Red", has been enjoying moderate success. Unfortunately for them, success came with a price...or more accurately, a stalker. Crewmembers have been threatened, the lead singer has received mysterious packages, and band members have been harrassed. The band manager, a friend of Gus, asks for help when one of their lighting technicians was found on stage bound with a red cord and gagged with red cloth, unconcious. His face was covered in red lipstick as if someone was drawing on his face. His "Red" crew t-shirt was shredded in strips. Shawn and Gus go undercover as roadies to solve the, in Shawn's words, "Red-iculous Stalker" incidents (sorry..had to get cheesy in there somehow).

Next Title: Dante Peaked (again, no reference, just a tribute to my friend, Dante, who is always curious)

A mountain climber Nicknamed Dante is found dead on top of a mountain next to SB. While even Lassie wants him on the case, Shawn is very reluctant in taking the case. Gus on the other hand is thrilled in taking the case. But soon when Shawn sees a personal connection in this case, he refuses to rest until he solves the case.


NEXT: Gates of Oblivion

Edit: Okiedokie..not aware of the reference..I'm going to go for it.


Gates of Oblivion

A movie producer, Jvc Victor, enlists the guys help in finding the perfect actor to portay the lead singer for the "Gates of Oblivion" rockumentary. Chief Vick also calls them on a missing persons case. Shawn and Gus must hide the fact they are working on "another case". unfortunately, Lassie knows and he has lots of fun at the guys' expense.



Next Title: Soldier Boy


Hmm...Skinwalkers is on. 8)

Oh..I edited to get the story in..let me *bump it up*

Lassie is reunited with his younger and very different cousin, Grant. Grant was on top of his military infantry, and he wants to go back. But soon when Grant's partner-to-be is found dead, Grant is the only suspect; the police have means, opportunity, and motive on Grant. But lassie refuses to believe Grant would kill anyone (other than during a real battle, of course). He even threatens to quit. Soon he turns to Shawn and Gus for help.



NEXT:

When killed you are, a bloody death as mine you will not have

Anyone have an eppy description for this great title! You can do it!

I'll try...


Phil McGaffrey was always accident prone. Tripping on stairs, dropping his psychology papers in class, bumping into a few bushes every now and then was not unsual for the kind-hearted professor. However, the last "accident", his car careening into the local coffee shop, seemed to be something more, like attempted murder. When he took his car into the shop, the mechanic confirmed that the brakes were cut. He also began receiving strange, poetic phone calls and creptic messages at both his office and at his home. Phil calls on two of his favorite former students for help, Gus and Mary. Shawn is not too happy to work with Mary again, but alas, the three set out to help Dr. Phil capture this prolific culprit.


NEXT: The Killer Elite