"Monkey See, Monkey Do"- Gus is invited to one of his class mates old labatory. Shawn is tagging along with him and enjoying seeing the monkey's in their little cages. Until something goes terribly wrong. The monkeys begins to start killing people for no reason. The cops thinks its Gus's old class mate from College doing this, but Gus doesn't believe it. Shawn and Gus must find out who is making these monkeys act the way they do. Before Gus's old friend is dragged off to jail for a crime he didn't commit.


Next- "Please, Mr. Postman. Look and See, if there is a letter for me"

((I hope thats okay? Cause I couldn't find the rules for this game..))

I thought I'd resurect this thread while Psych is taking a break. faux Psych fix!

Does anyone have a episode description for...?

"Please, Mr. Postman look and see, If there is a letter for me"

an alternate title

"Blackmailed by the Mailman"

OKay, there goes. Shawn starts receiving threating letters with no return address. "Gee, if they want to threaten me, I do have a my space account." Lassiter becames Shawn's personal bodyguard. "If you want me to Lassie, I can sing, 'I will always love you'." "Not in this lifetime, Spencer!" Will Shawn drive Lassiter crazy by the time they solve this mystery? "C'mon, Lassie, Admit it. You like me, you really like me!" Tune in for Please, Mr. Postman look and see, If there is a letter for me"

Here's mine. "Sending out an SOS"

Ok, this is really bad, but:

Shawn and Gus get a case where they need to find someone sending the police mysterios letters. Shawn works to decode the letter, and finds that the person sending it is threatening to sink a cruise ship that Henry is on! According to the letters, Shawn and Gus have 12 hours to find the person sendong them, or Henry and everyone on the ship are history.

Yes I know it's horrible and doesn't make sense, but oh well, I can't think of anything else. Next episode: Don't count your murderers before they hatch

Gus' Aunt Mable calls frantically. She is having trouble at her Farm. Every night, the Chicken Coop is vandalized. While nothing is stolen and no animals are harmed, the resident chickens aren't producing eggs much do to the trauma. Then Bucky the hired hand turns up dead, and it looks as if he's. . .pecked to death! Can Shawn and Gus play Old MacDonald long enough to figure out what's really going on down at the farm?


My title: Old Skool

It is back to school time for Shawn and Gus when their former principal calls and tells him that some is stealing money from the student activity fund; which is making the students rebel even more. Suddenly, the principal is found dead and a honor student is accused of his murder. Can Shawn and Gus clear the student's name? Find out in Old Skool.

"Dang, how did Adam Sandler do it?"

"Do what?"

"Sit in this tight desk?"

"Beats me."

Next: "Romeo and Juliet: A Lovers Tragedy?"

When Shawn overhears Chief Vick discussing the death of a local stage actress, he and Gus come to her aid and Shawn ends up starring in the lead of the current production Romeo and Juliet. He teams up with the deceased actresses understudy, Judy, and uses his special powers to solve this baffling case of a pair of star crossed lovers.

Next: "Oh, Henry it's Pay Day!"

Henry's poker buddy promises him a big pay day when his friend claims he's won the lottery. It turns out Henry's friend was sucked out of $100,000 by these ring of con men, milking people out of their money. When one the con men is found dead, Henry is accused of murder. It is up to Shawn to clear Herny's name.

"Dad, I think you need a lawyer. I know, I'll hire Artie Becker. Maybe, he can help you."

"Are you kidding? First off, Artie was a divorce lawyer, and second if he ever represented me, I would deck the man out."

Next up: And in this corner it is: Lassie?

Lassie agrees to be part of the charity fight between the police and firefighters. Lassie is found out cold in the office and the charity money is missing, all signs point to Lassie being involved. Lassie suffers from temporary amnesia and becomes Shawn and Gus' best friend, that is until he gets another blow to the head and is back to his old self.

Who took the money? was it someone from the fire department trying to make the police look bad?

During this Henry disappears, Shawn is visibly concerned because the truck is at home, but Henry is not, no note no nothing. Shawn realizes how much he misses Henry. (Henry just goes out of town and forgot to tell Shawn; Henry: "Shawn I didn't think you'd notice")

Next up:

Lassie come home

Lassie come home

This is the best that I could do!

Lassiter is having a bad day with Jules away. And with McNabb being his partner Lassiter would like nothing more than to just stay home!

Unfortunately, Chief Vick has Buzz and Lassiter take a case involving the death of a daycare director! Lassiter must question all the daycare staff and children (who seem to be dealing with an outbreak of chicken pox); while suffer being partnered with ill trained McNabb. Can Lassiter solve the case? Did he have his Chicken Pox vaccine? Why can't he just go home...and "Where the heck is Spencer?" tune in at 10 to find out!

OK here my next one

"Lyin', Trouble, and Dares, OH MY!"

Juliet is caught in a lie. She told her parents in Miami that she was head detective at the Santa Barbara Police Department. Guess what? Yep! They come to see their baby girl in action while Lassiter and the chief are on vacation. Suddenly, the mayor of Santa Barbara is dead and Juliet is in big trouble. Will she reveal the truth? Can Shawn and Gus help her out of this jam?

"I dare you to kiss him."

"He's dead. You know I feel about dead bodies."

"I double dare you."

"There is no way I am going to kiss a dead body. Plus he's a dude."

"I triple dare you."

"For the last time, I am not going to kiss him. Period!"

Next up: Turn up the Radio!

Shawn and Gus are tuned in to hear a radio interview with Don Cheadle, who is in town plugging his latest film. Just prior to the scheduled interview, a scuffle breaks out on air, and then shots are fired. The Psychic duo book it down to the station. SBPD are on the scene of what looks like a homicide, but is it? Did the DJ upset a listener? Why is there no sign of a struggle when there was one being broadcast? And how does Don Cheadle fit into all of this?

Next title: Flip This Hous--Station!

When a crude radio talk show host that Henry listens to is found dead, signs point to suicide, but Shawn of corse knows it's murder. The police don't believe him until a second body is found, another radio host. While the police are now convinced that the murderer is Sidney Moroni, a man who happened to be a guest on both of the victims' radio shows, Shawn finds evidence that the murderer may really be a third radio show host, known for having strange topics. To find out more about him, Shawn makes Gus go on the radio show while he snoops around. The day's topic is "legally married cats", and Gus talks about Mrs. Pickles.
I'm not great at these.

Next up: Gus Almighty

Oops we both replied for the same one!

lol, I love Mrs. Pickles,

Shawn I don't have a cat

Yes, you do, next time she will be having kittens

lol

I think your description is better, Leesha, I'm really bad at making up things like this.

No big deal. I love Mrs. Pickles. She needs to be on a shirt! I see a milk carton with a kitty and the caption, "Have You Seen Mrs. Pickles?"

I don't think mine's so great. Had to have Don Cheadle in there, though. It's just such a goofy reference in the show!

Thanks, though. I liked yours!

which title do we go off of? haha!

rock, paper,scissors...shoot!

Dang, two people did mine! I laughed at both at them Don Cheadle and Mrs. Pickles. So let's see what I can come up with.


Flip this House-Station

Henry favorite TV show, Flip this House, asked him for help when they are asked to remodel the station. When one of the workers, who claim to be the real star of the show, is found dead. All signs to Lassie, who felt the station never needed remodel. Can Shawn clear Lassie's name? Will Henry upstage everyone with his knowledge of what kind of hardwood floor would look great in the station?


"That is a saw, Shawn, not a musical instrument to play "Stairway to Heaven" on."

"Dad, that is not, "Stairway to Heaven"; that's "Cult of Personality". You need to watch VH1 Classic more often."

"Why would I watch a channel that shows boring reality shows on washed up sitcom stars, rockers, and rappers?"

"That's VH1, Dad."

"Is there difference?"


Gus Almighty. Gus has just got promoted at Central Coast, as the almighty Regional Manager. It is a position that became open when the current Regional Manager didn't show up for work. It turns out, he was murder and Gus is numbero uno suspect. Will Shawn help his best friend get out of this mess?

"Are you Lamaze breathing, again?"

"Yes! This has been a very stressful week."

"Why can't you count to hundred backwards? Or think that everyone in the room is naked."

"Yech!"

"What?"

"I just thought about Lassiter being naked and it wasn't a pretty sight."

"Ewww! Point taken."

Next up: Speak Softly; but Carry a Big Stick.

ooooowwwwww, tea out the nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry that was fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Ok, I'm working on an title descript, gotta wait for the right title to come up. Wait for it, lol

Love, love love the Living Colour reference. That song was the bomb!

Thats a good idea! I'd buy that shirt.

Thanks

Gus becomes a scout leader and Shawn decides to tag along to help with the campout and survival adventures. The scouts get split up between Gus and Shawn (like a survivor challenge) to have contests. But someone is trying to sabotage their camp out. Someone or something is trying to run them out of the camping area, what did they stumble upon.


Gus: Shawn, what are you doing? you are going to set back scouting 20 years.

Shawn: What’s the worst that could happen?

Gus: No, I don’t even want to think about it


Up next: Red Rover, Red Rover, send the Chief right over

Right board haha

Thats a good one! especially since they were in the scouts!

Chief Vick wants little Iris to be in enrolled in Little Dreams Preschool. (There is a five year waiting list.) She want to see what makes this place the best. While there, the director is murdered and everyone's favorite teacher is suspect number one. Can Shawn and Gus help Chief Vick out?

"Oh my God!"

"What?"

"They are reading D. H. Lawrence to the kids."

"Whatever happened to: See, Jane. See, Jane Run. Or how about: I do not like them here or there; I do not like them anywhere. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them Sam I Am. Who is running this place: Angelica Huston?"

Next: Ice! Ice! Baby!

Ice! Ice! Baby!

An ex-employee of "The Sperm Bank of California" is found cryogenically frozen to death.

(Just try and think of all the funny things Shawn could say)

"Shawn, what are you doing?"
"Im looking for Walt Disney!"


Next Title:
Vanishing act

A magician's assistant disappears during the Annual Fund Drive for Needed Children, and later turns up dead. It is up to PsychoMan and Magichead to figure out if the magician is telling the truth or all part of a diabolical act. Find out in Vanishing act.

Chris Angel's stuff creeps me out.

Dude, he is an illusionist; not a magician. Not even Bullwinkle could pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Bullwinkle? What does he have to do with magic?

C'mon. Did you watch The Rocky and Bullwinkle show where the silly moose was trying to pull a rabbit out of his hat?

No!

You and I have to have a talk about your childhood.



Next: No Room in the Inn

Haha that's a good one! I can't think of one for the next one though, sorry.

A young pregnant woman from out of town is reported missing after she didn't show up at her mother's house, north of Santa Barbara, for a visit. She was last seen trying to get a hotel room for the night in Santa Barbara, where she would continue her trip to her mother's the following morning. The hotel manager said that a woman matching her description inquired about a room for the evening but he had to turn her away as there were no vacancies. She was last seen walking toward the hotel exit. Juliet asks Shawn to use his powers to help figure out what happened. Lassiter, Shawn and Gus work together to solve this mystery.

Lassie: We have to be descreet, we need a simple plan, I don't want to let on that we are with the police department. Any ideas, psychic??

Shawn: Hmmm, not getting anything.....

Shawn: I got it, we could pose as The Three Wise Men??

Gus: I don't think that's funny or wise Shawn!!

Lassie: You know what, I should know better than to ask YOU for help.
(p.s. that was awful, sorry. These can be hard!!!)

Next week:

Look Before You Leap

Hey, Pak67! You did great. So here goes with yours. The lastest Green Spirit movie called "The Green Spirit Returns" is filming in Santa Barbara. When a stuntman is injured because the safety bag deployed after he leaped, Shawn and Gus are called in to investigate. Is Hiltz Kooler up to his old tricks again and if he is, will he seek revenge on Shawn?

"I don't think it is Hiltz Kooler. I mean, the studio were talking to Kevin Smith, before they settle on Bryan Singer to direct. The script was even written by Josh Wheldon. There's no way Hiltz Kooler would ruin this chance to correct the wrong the studio did to him."

"First of all, I have no idea who the hell any of these people you are talking about. Second, I can't believe the studio would want to revisit this character after the nipple flick. And third, can't you just watch "Girls Next Door" like everyone else?"

Next is "Go Directly to Jail; Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect $200."

shawn and gus are playing monoply and fighting over the pinapple peice when the get a call from a rulctant lassie. A con on his way to jail escorted by mc'nabb escapes, pushing Mc'nabb and knocking him out, and knocking over and elderly store manger sending him crashing through the window and killing him. Mc'nabb has amnisia (sp?) and the only other wittness, is dead. Becuse of other edvidice the cops are led to belive that Mc'nabb was involved in his esscape and charge him with assisting a fuglitve and man-slouter. Shawn and gus KNOW that Mc'nabb didn't do it.can they clear his name and figure out how the con esscaped before it's to late? Will Mc'nabb ever get his memory back? and who will get the pinabble peice?

"I call the pinalpple"
"you can't call the pinapple, shawn"
"why not"
"we agreed last time that it was my turn to use the pinapple"
"we did not, we haven't played monoply in years"
"but last time we agreed i could have the pinabble"
"in 6th grade!?!"
"yes"
"oh come on dude"
"No! we agreed. you can be the racecar"
" I don't WANT to be the racecar"

okay next tittle: "row row row your boat all the way to muder"

Wow! I have never seen so many misspellings in my life. I know I not the best speller in the world, but misspelling pineapple and murder is bad. Don't take it the wrong way. I love your description to my title. Give me some time to think about yours. "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat all the way to Murder."

Hey that's good! Don't worry about the spelling, I suck too.

thanks. yea i know about the spelling. I was typing fast anyway.

Maybe it is because I work in an environment with kids, I am a stickler to spelling and math skills. With that off my chest, here comes your title.

Shawn and Gus win a cruise to Hawaii. "Dude, I am so excited. I get to go the land of the pineapples." A wealthy guest is found poisoned. With a ship full of suspects, can Shawn and Gus find the culprit before the ship docks at Honolulu? Or has they escape already when it is discovered the one of the lifeboats are missing? "I didn't realize that Billy Zane was on this boat." Tune in to "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat all the way to Murder."

"I thought I was on a boat fill of love and devotion. I should tell Captain Stubing."

"That's Rock the Boat, not The Love Boat."

"Is there a difference?"

Next: The Laws of Physics Do Not Apply to Murder

no promblem i'm just a horrible speller.

okay heres the eps.

A collage Physics professor is found dead under dubouis cuictmstances. No one can fiigure out how he died.His injurys defey the laws of Physic completley. The cops, and Shawn and Gus can't find any edvidence. Lassiater, is snaping at everyone, and matters only get worse when his almost ex wife rolles into town. Then a co-ed is found dead, with the same injurys as the professor. What is going on? Can shawn and gus figure it out?

"shawn, this just dosn't make sense"

"you mean this chalk bord?"

"no i mean-"

"look at all these letters"

"SHAWN"

"yeah?"

"this body compleatly defeys the laws of physics"

"the laws of physics don't apply to muder"

"sure they do"

" well they shouldn't"

"the laws of physics apply to everything"

"dude, how do you know this stuff"

"we learned it in high-school"

"oh yeah, i skiped that class alot, good times"

okay next title:

death by kemquat

but I never studied law,

OKay, I hope this right. A famous chef, while making Kumquat Chutney, dies on his cooking show. Lassiter believes it is an allegric reaction to kumguats, but Shawn believes it was murder. If so, who did the deed? The chef's ex-wife? His assistant, Justin Minion? Or Kevin Douglas, the former child star who claims the chef stole his time slot at the station? Find out on "Death by Kumquat".

"Dude, is a kumguat a fruit or a vegetable?"

"It is a fruit. It is close to the citrus family with its football shape..."

"Stop! I just asked if it was a fruit or a vegetable; not it is life history. This is almost like the time we had that discussion whether or not a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable."

"Yes, I believe we never finished that one."

"Well, I don't care. I will always believe that a tomato is a vegetable. No matter what you or my father says. I still can't believe my dad actually watched this guy show."

"Actually, it is entertaining."

"Aww! Can you two watch ESPN?"



Next: Yes, Indeed, Video Did Kill The Radio Star

lol. it's good. sorry about the random tittle. i was a tad hyper last night, can you tell? i'm gonna have to think about yours for a little while.

No. Not really. I wasn't sure if you meant kumquats that silly fruit that wasn't in my local supermarket or something like that. Since a kumquat is a football shaped fruit, no one could choke on it, so I went with allergic reaction. And even though people will tell me that tomato is a fruit, it will always be a vegetable to me.

A famous actor, known for his part 'The Radio Star' is found dead, apernently by elecution from plugging in his vcr. The police say it's an accedinent but shawn of course, thinks it's muder. Now shawn and gus must go undercover as extras on his show to try to find the killer, meanwhile shawns grandma comes to town. She's really sweet to shawn but hard on henry, and of course she has the same observation skills that they do. Eventulally she helps shawn slove the case.

"a VCR really?"

"why not"

"dude no one has VCRs anymore, defently not a celebrity"

"mabey he likes the classics"

"this was muder"

"why do you always assume it was muder?"

"'cuse i'm always right"

next title: Trees don't kill people, people kill people

Love the title. It reminds me of what Shawn said in 'Cloudy with a Chance of Murder', "Clouds don't kill people, people kill people. I'll have to think about responding to your title.

thats' actually where i got the idea, i couldn't think of one.

Ok here's my go:

An employee for a local Santa Barbara landscaping company dies while on the job when a tree falls on him. Everyone thinks its an unfortuneate accident except for the girlfriend of the dead landscaper. She thinks it was murder.

"We're going to have to climb the tree."

"Shawn, Im not climbing this tree. This is a brand new suit."

"And it looks stunning on you, but we need to figure out how he was killed."

"A tree fell on him."

"Ah but it fell on him when no one was around, so does that mean it made a sound? And if it did make a sound...oh forget it, give me a boost."

Next Episode Title: Shawn and Gus vs The Wolfman vs The Wolfman's Mom...vs the Mailman


(hope it wasn't too lame)

No its not lame its good! I'm so bad at this, thats why I never try. You're good though!

No way! The producers always laugh at themselves for the long titles they give episodes. On CSI, they feature an episode where a brother and a sister had this poor disease were they were hairy like being a wolfperson. Mom was not in their lives because she was embarrassed by them. So, here is your title with that in mind.

A mailman claims there is a modern day wolfman who lives down the street from Henry. One day Henry's mail is four hours late. Sure enough, the mailman's body is mauled to death at the house where the mailman claimed the wolf man lives. A nice looking woman around Henry's age answers claims no one but herself and ten year old daughter lives there. Both Shawn and Henry know that she is hiding something. Is there a modern day wolfman who mauled the mailman? Or was it someone else?


"So basically we are saying that Lon Cheney and Lon Cheney, Jr. are mauling mailmans? That is so ridiculious."

"I know. But may be we should be carrying silver bullets or have John Landis with us, just in case."

Next: "A Hit Man, A Drug Dealer, and A Mobster, Oh My!"

the SBPD have their hands full with 3 major cases. could all of these cases be connected? shawn sure thinks so! This means that he and a very unhappy gus have to go undercover as watiers at the resturant that the local mob works at. They're close to sloving the case when their cover is blown when another wiater over hears them talking. will they catch the bad guy,or will the bad guy catch them?

"dude we've got to go undercover"
"undercover where?"
"that resturant that the mob opperates from."
"what resturant?"
" i don't know"
"well thats convitant"
"but i'm gonna find out."
"oh no! i know that look."
"i'll be right back"
"oh lord"


next tittle : OH NO MR. BILL!