While in Outer Space a crew member of a space shuttle ends up dead. The police suspect foul play so that means that 1 of the 6 crew members is the killer. When Shawn and Gus find the killer they're trapped in a space ship about to be sent into orbit for 8 years.



Coming up next: Pineapple Pizza

There is strange business in the SBPD, and they can't hire Shawn and Gus to help them for at least a month. So, as a last resort, Shawn gets a part-time job at a newly popular pold fashioned pizza place. But there is soon a murder there: a man was burnt to ashes inside the oven. Shawn must psychiclly find a killer with the perfect plan, while having the task of topping 10 pizzas in under 10 minutes, using his favorite ingredient: PINEAPPLE!!!

NEXT:
Ten Thousand Kills in the Air

Ten Thousand Kills in the Air

When a string of murders on skydivers starts to look like a serial killer, Shawn and Gus investigate. The clues lead them to a certain helicopter, and the only way to talk to the pilot is to go skydiving themselves. Things get ugly on the plane and the pilot jumps, leaving only one parachute between Shawn and Gus. Who will get the parachute, and who killed the skydivers? Find out on Psych.

next- P.S. I'm Dead

A man is closing a store for the day, when he finds a 5 year old note from his boss. It reads that he is dead. But the boss was there every day, except 3 sick days for just a week short of 8 years! Shawn must go undercover to find out how a dead man is there. And can he do it while Gus is on a vacation in the Bahamas?

(since this can b hard, i'll give solution as well)

as it turnes out, the boss really WAS dead for 5 years. one of the 3 days the boss was sick was 5 years ago. as it turnes out, his identical twin killed him, and stole all identifications possible. then he took over as the real boss. the twin (who posed as the boss for 5 years), at some point got something stuck in the store, which he had to get back. the motive was that once the boss worked there for 8 years, he would get seven million dollars, as well as access to new info. So if the twin is believed to be the boss, he can get the access to the thing he lost. His only mistake was: he was the 1 to write the note. it may have been typed, but the signature was hand-written. it had a slightly different handwriting than a signature the real boss had from 10 years before.


NEXT:
What a beautiful day to go fishing. or kill.

Henry Spencer forces Shawn and Gus to go with him to go fishing. However they stumble upon a body while fishing. Shawn thinks that a guy killed the other guy to prevent him from going fishing. But Why? Meanwhile, Henry and Gus join a fishing contest and are accussed of cheating.

NEXT:
Quarentine. Is that a Kind of Fruit? Like Pineapple?

Quarentine. Is that a Kind of Fruit? Like Pineapple?

shawn's eaten a bad pineapple and is now in quarentine(even though he feels just fine)...right when sbpd comes to one of there toughest cases that names gus as the key suspect...will shawn be able to solve the case in quarentine to save gus from a life in jail???

psst. You're supposed to add the next title

Edit- Bump. I'll just add the next title myself

next- The Morning Commute Can be Murder

a man is found dead on a cold wednesday mid-morning. There is a likely suspect, who has motive, no alibi, oppertunity, and everything else to prove he is a killer (including evidence). but Lassiter knows the man, his cousin. And now he actually wants shawns help to prove the man innocent


NEXT:
Pass the salt and murder weapon please

Not playing here... but I can *totally* see that as a real Psych episode title!

Shawn wins a pair of tickets to the local mystery dinner theater, and he invites Jules to be his date (to the consternation of Gus - of course). They get to the theater, have dinner, and the play starts. Soon after, one of the principal actors actually dies in front of a live audience from poison that was just slipped into his food. Everyone in the theater is suspect, and it's up to Jules and Shawn to solve this one - but even they are not completely innocent... Is it a cover-up, or something a lot more sinister?

Next:

Shawn joins the Tinfoil Hat Gang!

ok....

When there is a hiring freeze in the SBPD, the police cant hire shawn for any case. so Henery suggests shawn joins an interest club. after much argument, hawn joins a club which makes practically EVERYTHING from tin foil. He mpresses the people, but soon one of their men s dead, and shawn must find the killer.

NEXT:
Video games??? OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!

The makers of Grand Theft Auto want to do a version about Santa Barbara, which Lassiter is not to thrilled. The head desiger of the game is found murdered and all evidence points to one person...Lassie! Can Shawn and Gus clear the head detective's name or will Lassie be spending his days in jail?

Next:

Kindergarten Psychic

The local private elementry school has some weird things going on there. The principle hires Shawn and Gus to go undercover at the school. To figure out the strange happenings Shawn and Gus must talk to the kids without making it know that he is seaching for the answer. Oh if Shawn and Gus blows his cover the priniple get fired. The principle has Shawn undercover as a janitor and Gus as a libararian. (Shawn: "Gus you have no ideal how disgusting the girls bathroom are. I always thought that they where clean.") (Gus: "Do you realize how little kid read now days.") Henry not knowing what is going on thinks Shawn is really a janitor. Juliet and Shawn go on a romantic date with Lassiter.

NEXT:

Shawn and Gus goes to Wal-mart

Gusmakes a purchase at a walmart, while shawn is waiting outside, listening to his new iPod. Gus returns, but then there are creams from the inside. as it appears, a man shot himself. All the people there claim that he was about to steal insider info, but was shot by a man at the register. It explained everything to shawn except one thing: the victim was a past convict that was never relased form jail, and he was caught in the bay area...

NEXT:
Chillin' and Killin'

A freak half-inch of snow brings the city of Santa Barbara to a halt, all business stops--except for the police who find a dead body, dressed only in a bikini on a snow covered beach. Can Shawn and Gus help their two favorite detectives during such a horrible snow storm? Or are they snowed into the Psych office?

Gus: Shawn, I can't drive! My tires are not all weather tires and I can't risk the company car!
Shawn: Then you'll ride on the handle bars of my bike?


(Yeah, I know, it sucks... its my first time... but I love to watch the reactions of areas that never get snow/ice when they get the tinniest amount.)


NEW:
I Say Hello, You Say Good Die

I Say Hello You Say Good Die

A man is arrested for a traffic violation, and as he is making his phone call to his wife, a someone shoots her in the middle of their argument. When the least likely suspect seems to be her husband, who was definitely in jail when the murder occurred, Shawn disagrees. He is sure he murdered her from the inside of the Santa Barbara jail, and he is determined to get cold, hard evidence. After the Chief bans him from the case for interference, he takes a job as a phone operator to get a recording of the call. Will Shawn and Gus figure it out? In an unrelated subplot, Lassiter offends Juliet with a sexist remark, and Jules refuses top speak to him until he apologizes.

Gus-"You're a phone operator now?"
Shawn- "They're not all dumb. Some of them are really sweet. Look, Charlotte from the desk next to mine made me some cammomhile tea. She even gave me this awesome mug. It says "The psychic is IN"
Gus- I don't believe this
Shawn- It's actually really simple. It's just like "the doctor is in" except for psychics.
Gus- That's not what I meant!

next- Dead People's Court

I was actually hoping that someone would know the actual meaning of "tinfoil hat (gang)" = conspiracy theorists.

Oh well - carry on.

Dead People's Court

Shawn agrees to settle a small claims case filed against him in The People's Court, before he finds out that there's a surprise witness against him. The witness, a know-it-all kid, is an alleged psychic who sees dead people.

TEASER

Henry: "People's Court? Isn't that the show with the old guy judge, what's his name, Wapner?"

Shawn: "Dad, you are *so* yesterday's reruns. The current judge isn't a he, she's a she, Marilyn Milian, and she's H-O-T hot!"

Henry looks at TV, stares for a beat, then turns to Shawn: "You'll need backup. I'm coming with you."
****

NEXT EPISODE:

Twisty History Mystery

The inventor of the game. Twister's best friend (who is a historian) has been murderd. The inventor has hired Shawn and Gus to go on the case to find out who killed his friend. Gus question his Friendship with Shawn and they learn of the close friendship of the inverntor and the historian. Shawn and Juliet play Twister together and makes it awkward for them both. Henry has Shawn pick up his old toys. Shawn:"I didn't know I had barbies." Henry:"oh those are your cousin Juliet." Shawn:"Cousin Juliet?" The episode end up being a cliff hanger.


NEXT:

Do I know YOU?

My husband, who lived in Georgia, told me that they shut down the whole city because of four inches of snow! While it was snowing in Georgia, my husband went to a mall parking lot which were was no cars and was doing donuts. The cops asked my husband what he was doing!

Now, Do I know you? Gus, while in route to meet a client, gets into a car accident and is knocked unconcious. He is rushed to the hospital and wakes up with not knowing anything; his life, his likes or dislikes, even one Shawn Spencer! Shawn soon discovers that the accident may have not been an accident and that someone targeted his best friend; but who? Will Shawn find out who did this awlful thing, but the most important thing is will Shawn get his best friend back?

Shawn: "Amnesia! I thought silly soap operas and Kelly Bundy had those stupid things."

Juliet: "Shawn, don't you mean Christina Applegate?"

Shawn: "Christina who? Not VickiChristinaBarelona!"

Juliet: "Shawn, this is serious."

Shawn: "I know that. I am just having hard time believe it! Jules, no matter how long it takes, I am getting my best friend back."

Next: They Call Me Mr. Guster!

gus must attend a pharmecutial convention in Spain, and he takes Shawn with him. While in the convention, a fellow pharmecutical worker, Shmuel Cohen (yes, its just like Gus's name; it is an israel name! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH) from Tel Aviv witnesses a murder, yet is blurry on details. Shmuel thinks Gus is the smart and fun 1. soon, there are more witnesses to other murders. so they call Gus (referring to him as Mr. Guster) to figure it out.


Shmuel: By the way, my name is Shmuel Cohen
Shawn: REALLY??? That's Gus's name!!
Gus: So are Gus Sillypants Jackson and Nick-Knack. know anyone by those names?


(i know its pretty bad.... WHATEVER)

next:
Stairway to Hell

Stairway to Hell

When three people die falling down the same flight of stairs in one week, the Shawn is sure it's murder. However, everyone in the office building says that they just fell, and no one else was on the stairs at the time. Shawn and Gus investigate, despite the Chief's orders to focus on a robbery down the street. Will they find out why these three people are connected, and why they fell down the stairs?

Shawn- "Go knock on the door up there"
Gus- "I'm not going up those stairs! People died from falling down there!"
Shawn- "Yeah but they had no one to catch them."
Gus- "Then why don't you go?"
Shawn- "Because these shoes are new. I can't afford a scuff"

next- Thriller!

There is a new roller coaster opened up in a nearby park. a safty inspector tries it alone, yet comes back dead, stabbed twice. Everyone but Shawn say suicid. Shawn says murder. and he must nvestigate as to how someone got on, stab the man, get off, and get rid of all evidence without anyone noticing.


NEXT:
Cana-death

Cana-death
(I assume you're taking that from Canada, lol)

A vacation takes Shawn and Gus to Niagra falls in Canada, home of Gus' car. Things get worse a man is drugged, then thrown into the river late at night. The interesting part is, he was killed smack dab on the border. Shawn and Gus are caught in a fued between the NYPD and the mounties. Can they solve the murder with the two police forces fighting over territory? Will they ever get that souvenir Gus wanted? Sounds like murder, eh?

"Gus, we're gonna fit right in here. I've been practicing putting "eh" after every sentence for years."
"You just forgot one"
"Damn it!. . . eh?"

next- Dude, Where's my Blue Toyota Echo?

thats good (and yes, i did specifically mean canada with it)

anyway: Dude, Where's my Blue Toyota Echo?

after the trip from canada, gus discovers he won a new car in a raffle. when he picks it up, and drives it, he hears a cluttery noise. he opens the engine covr, and finds a severed human finger. There is an obvious case, but gus is the suspect, since the car was inspected by 10 people before giving it to gus, none of which found a finger. Shawn must prove gus innocent before worse stuff may happen

SOLUTION: the 10th man that checked it hid the finger where it was found, but specifically so it would not be seen, until the engine s active (it would release the finger).


NEXT: Steal this and DIE

Steal this and DIE

A bully a an elemtry school dies of poisioning. Everyone is suspects from teachers to parents to other kids. Shawn suspect it is from a lunch he stole from a kid now he must save the bullied kid from poisioning. Lassie get sick from the chickin at el granda mucho. Henry tries to teach Shawn the fundimentals of car buying.

NEXT:
Everyone was Kung Foo Fighting

a local martial arts master is apparently shot 4 times during a lesson.the problem shawn has is that nobody could have done it, since he was training 25 people. shawn must defy logic and take a class

next:
Philosophers!

Philosophers!

Shawn is hired to find a missing philosopher. The philosopher was with two colleagues in a locked room, discussing Descartes declaration, "I think, therefore I am." According to his fellow philosophers, the missing man stated, "I don't think so," and immediately disappeared.

TEASER

Gus: Shawn, what are you doing?
Shawn: Trying to find a black cat in a dark room.
Gus: Does that cat happened to be named Schrodinger?


NEXT - When Emmy and Tony Met Oscar's Grammy(Grandmother)

When Emmy and Tony met Oscar's Grammy

The awards show is coming up, and Shawn and Gus are voting for their two favorite actors to win "Best Actor". They get into an argument over who will win, and Shawn turns on the TV to prove his point. As he flips to the awards show, he notices something that tells him that whoever wins the award will be killed, and he doesn't know how. Shawn and Gus go to meet them, and they look strikingly similar to Shawn and Gus themselves (They are James Roday and Dulé Hill). Shawn explains the situation, and they agree to take their places for the award show, with the police there to protect whoever wins. Will Shawn and Gus' fighting over which one of them is better affect their friendship? Can they find out how the killer plans to kill the winner on stage, and who the mysterious killer is? find out on Psych.

next- Are You Smarter than a Murderer?

A genius is on a very difficult trivia game show. When it is time for the bonus round, the host does not appear. turns out he was killed. The contestant is a suspect, and he does not even deny it. but shawn thinks he is innocent, and must find a real killer

Next: kill him with your worst shot

Kill Him With Your Worst Shot

A case goes wrong, and Lassie shoots the suspect. He swears the guy had a weapon, but nobody else seems to have seen it. Shawn, with help from Jules, has to find a way to clear 'trigger-happy-Lassie's' name, or lose him forever.

Next: It Came From the Office Sink

a man is enters a woman's office, and beats her up. but she is still alive. she thinks someone tried to kill her, so she calls shawn to protect her. But he cant, because there is nothing that he can psychically see, except the attacker hid below the sink in the bathroom.

NEXT:
Gulty until Proven Innocent!

Shawn and Gus take a well-deserved vacation on some Caribbean isle, but then a botched robbery attempt ruins their vacation as they are immediately fingered as accessories to the crime. So, Shawn is to play a defense lawyer once again, only this time it's to save Gus' and his own skin. Shawn knows he's fighting an uphill battle - and a tribunal of judges with funny woven wigs... And in this courtroom, everyone is Guilty until Proven Innocent!

NEXT:

Drowning by Numbers

Drowning by Numbers

When a man is found drowned in his pool, Shawn deduces that whoever killed him was in his family. He digs up his family tree, and his father is a world-renowned mathmetician and computer-programmer. Shawn and Gus try to follow him, but he is always one step ahead of them. To get the evidence on this genius, Gus enters a contest to "Eat Lunch with a Genius", with a bunch of math-geeks. Can Gus win the competition and get proof that the mathmetician is the killer? find out on Psych.

"Dude! He's related to that one guy!"
"Which guy?"
"Benjamin Joiner! The math-magician!"
"he's a mathMATICIAN, Shawn. not a magician.
"Have you seen his hair? Only magic can do that."

next- "Dancing with the Murderers"

Nice - I've been waiting for something like this.

The Southern Californian Ballroom Dance Association is holding its annual regional contest to see who gets to dance at the world-famous competition at Liverpool. One highly accomplished couple, who specializes in Argentinian Tango, is found murdered a week before the regional contest. The police are alerted, and most admit to having two left feet - except when Shawn is caught playing DDR (again!). He is teamed up with Jules to go under cover as two new dance competitors. Can they learn the steps in time for the contest? Or will they suddenly have cold feet? More importantly, can they draw the murderers out of hiding before anyone else does "the dance of the swan"?

(Just imagine - Shawn and Jules doing Argentinian Tango, with all that quick leg-locking technique.)

Next:

The Phantom of the SBPD

there is a very big series of crimes all over SBPD (murder, robbery, destrction of property, etc), and they are all unsolved. yet once one of the smaller cases is solved, all files from the other cases are gone. there is an apparent suspect- an actor who recently was released from an insane asylum. but all the crimes were commited while he was in the asylum, yet shawn knows he did it.

NEXT:

Chem lab, American revolution, Hamlet, Trig... WHAT ELSE???

Gus's brother from Connecticut* comes for a visit, and he's showing up Gus at every turn. Gus is losing paitence with him, but when his brother goes missing while speaking at the high school, he and Shawn have to find him before the Gusters find out.

*= Hey, it's in his blog!

NEXT:

Planes, Trains, and Blueberry Mobiles

Shawn's car is stolen and he suddenly needs to go to canada so he takes a plane and a train and a person is murdered on each of these so he's the prime suspect. Can shawn solve the mystery throughout the united states and canada? Watch psych in a special 2 hour episode!

It's kinda stupid.

Dead man murdering

there is a series of unsolved murders all through SB. when even lassiter has no idea, everyone turns to Shawn and Gus. While 2 of the murders are solved, the others are apparently by a serial killer... who has been dead for 12 years...


next:
Brick Wall

Brick Wall
They are tearing down an old building but behind one brick wall is 20 bodies from 1909 but there is one from recent. Shawn but solve a group of murders from 1909 and one from today. Shawn and Gus have to hit the history books for this one. Can Shawn and Gus solve the crimes first. Shawn mom comes back with big news of a baby? Juliet goes on a date with the undercover officer Jack (special guest Johnny Depp). Can Shawn concentrate good enough on the case to solve it. Gus ods on his samples he has been sample for himself. Big Two part Special!

Next: Fan or Foe?

Fan or Foe
thre is a psychic convention at SB, and Shawn obviously goes. As he gets on stage, he sees a man stabbign another, and the stabbed man falls dead. Despite witnessing it, Shawn has no clue how to solve it. He is lost until another 'psychic' detective named Hasak visiting from Tel Aviv, Israel, tries to help. but with so many psychc fans as suspects, shawn and Hasak must figure out who is the real killer.


B.L.T-Bomb, Lance, Thunder

There is a bomb threat phoned into the SPD and the only lead is a guy named Lance? Lassie is having trouble with Juliet because she keeps acusing him of stealing her thunder. Shawn becomes jelouse of Lassie because he has no idea what thunder is. Gus takes Shawns place in a bonding trip with Henry. Cheif Vic tries to find a counsuler for all of them so they can help her solve this bob cast (Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry guest star)

Next: Video Gammers Gone Mad

in case gammers is supposed 2 b grandmothers:
an old genius woman was just about done re-living her dream in her high school 50 year reunion: Filming her memories. But the next day she is found dead in a classroom. The strange thing is that she left and never returned after the reunion.


in case gammers is supposed 2 b GAMERS:
3 high school juniors (all 17 years old) go into a video game shop with fake IDs (showing that they are all 18). They get away with it, but before they get out there is a shooting. Nobody else was in the shop, yet the storekeeper and the 3 juniors are dead. Shawn must solve this, and possibly get his name in the next video game



either case, NEXT:
You are Now Free to Move about the Graveyard

sorry about the spelling.

You are Now Free to Move about the Graveyard

A fight attandant is found dead in a graveyard. The SPD brings in Shawn before the fed are involved. Is the case to hard to Shawn to solve. The last time anyone seen the flight attant was durring a flight. On the report it shows it was close to the time everyone seen here on board. How can someone smuggle a body off a plane? Where can I get a bag of those salted peanuts? Why is Juliet going out with my dad?! These questions and more solved in this episode of Psych.

Next: Pirates, Mimes and Ninjas. OH My!

Uncle Jack comes back. But he is a very different man - even HENERY agrees that there s a very significant difference. Now, as an actor, Jack is in serious trouble. While working on a silent ninja-pirate battle movie, one of his co-workers is killed. Jack is the only potential suspect for a number of reasons: 1. everyone else had an alibi, 2. Jack is the only with means and motive, 3. The victim was stabbed with a special custom knife only Jack owns, and 4. there were 5 witnesses. But Shawn knows Jack is a different man-and that he is CERTAINLY not a cold-blooded killer. So shawn must prove his uncle innocent when there is no other possible suspect.

NEXT:
Deja Vu?

any1?

Deja Vu

Henry is helping Shawn with his police case but he keeps thinking this is all familliar. Places and the way the people are killed. Then he relizes that is the same as an unsolved serial killing case from back when he was on the forse. Shane and Gus and Henry must solve the case before they close it. Juliet and Lassie don't think it is the same as the case before. Will the right person be caught in time.

Next:
Attack of the Kittys

A man is found dead in his pet shop. There is quite a bit of evidence, but no suspects. Soon, there are many stray cats all around, all escaping from the pet shop. Lassie thinks that one of the cats is evil, but shawn denies it. He takes one cat to help him on the case.


Gus: Shawn! why do we have to do this cat thing again?
Shawn: Dude! LOOK AT HIS EYES! Mr fuzzyboots is just too cute to pass on
gus: Yes, but why do i have to sit in the back again?


NEXT: Hand of Doom

Hand of Doom


There has been a string of cerial killings all the victims recive a evolope with a paper in it that has drawn in red ink five line in a shape of a skeleton hand. Shawn is working on the case and the press has annonced he is on the case then he recvies the hand of doom. juliet decides to gaurd him 24/7 and Shawn send Gus off not knowning about this and Henry and to get involved. Can Shawn solve this case with everyone in the way and just in time to save himself. Find out next Friday.


NEXT:
When Bad Dreams Come True.