lassiters dad is in town to visit lassi...he's a few sandwhiches short of a picnic and he insists on helping lassi crack a case that the police are convinced is suicide...but to make matters worse...lassi's dad has a strong liking for the local psychic...will lassi solve the case and be able to refrain from strangling shawn??? or his dad???


next...

lights out at 10:30 murder at 11:15

a crazy man is found dead in his room at 11:30 in an insane asylum. It was obvious it took place at 11 or later, since the staff is awake until then, while patients are up until 10:30. Everyone agrees it was someone from the outside, but nobody can get in or out without admission/permission. Now shawn and gus need to find a way a person could pass a horde of guards, climb 3 floors without rope or anything, kill someone, and get out, all undetected in 15 minutes

NEXT:
No Shirt, No Shoes, Yes Murder

No Shoes, No Shirt, Yes Murder

When a local beach front store owner who is know for nortiously enforcing his No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy is found dead(Strangled with shoe strings), Shawn must figure out if it was his hippie neighbor, the nozy flower lady, or those pesky hoodlums who loved to drive Mr. Donavan bonkers! And why is Lassie avoiding the Hippie like the plague? Tune in Friday to find out!

Up Next: Murder Doesn't Strike the Same Place Twice

Murder Doesn't Strike the Same Place Twice

Two scientist at a lightning research center found dead. Lassie thinks they are both murder. Shawn thinks one is a suicide. Shawn has to prove the death of one scientist is a suicide and find the murder of the other scientist. To make it hardder Gus is out of town at a family event and Juliet is not talking to Shawn.

Next: Where is the answers? Where is the beef?

A major producer of Kobe beef is planning to set up a sizable ranch just outside Santa Barbara. Most people are for the idea, but almost-paranoid fears of mad cow disease has a small group of protestors riled up. Out of all people, Gus is among the protestors - it seems he has one additional rather embarrassing phobia - a fear of roaming cows. One morning, the chairman of the ranch is found dead, near the place where Gus and his fellow protestors were last seen. Unfortunately for Gus, his fingerprints are found on the leather jacket found on the chairman's body, and so he is the number one suspect. Shawn has to figure out what exactly happened (and perhaps massage some Kobe cows in the process) in order to clear his friend's name. His witness list at the moment: two pampered Kobe cows, a stone, and a big oak tree. Even the police are unknowingly relying on red herrings on this one.

Next: Cake or Death?

NEXT:
3... 2... 1... Murder!

Story about "Cake or Death?", and then we'll get to yours...

Lassiter states he rather be dead than celebrate another birthday. Juliet, who still feels bad about the last time she tried to celebrate her partner's birthday, feels this time will be great since she is planning his birthday party in the Psych office. What could possibly go wrong? Everything since Lassiter is receiving death threats! What is a psychic going to do? "Well, for one thing, I going to bake an awesome upside down cake." "Please not in the Easy Bake Oven, again, Shawn! Cakes were not meant to be bake in 18 watt bulb! Just ask Rachel Ray!"
Tune in for "Cake or Death"!

It is New Year's Eve and Gus finally had the nerve to ask Jessica (From Earth to Starbucks) to Juliet's New Year's Eve Party. Shawn believes it isn't New Year's Eve unless they watch the countdown in Times Square. "Please! Ryan Seacrest makes watching this unbearable!" "Hey, I like watching the ball drop." "Yeah, Spencer, too bad you can't see through it!" Unfortuately, the police receives a tip saying Santa Barbara is under siege with a bomb planted somewhere in the city; set to go off nine o'clock (the time the east coast is celebrating the New Year.) Can Shawn and Gus locate the bomb in time to see Dick Clark counting down the ball drop in Times Square in 3..2..1...Murder!

How's that?

Next: A Butterfly Never Hurted Anyone!

When the perfectly healthy manager of a butterfly garden is found dead with no evidence as to how it happened, the police call in Shawn and Gus. Tune in to see Gus freak out because of his irrational fear of butterflies and Shawn float around trying to get in the mind frame of a butterfly.

Next: The Monster of Santa Barbara

A young man is found in a Santa Barbara sewer, clawed and slashed to death. There is too little to work with, even for Shawn. The fact is that evrything on the scene is perfectly clean of evidence a human being has been there for MONTHS (excluding the victim). Shawn must now try to do some REAL detective work. And does Gus's new German girlfriend have anything to do with it?


NEXT: The Cards Fortell: You Will be Dead in 3 Days

hey, im new here, but this game looks awesome, so here goes...

When a man shows up at the Psych office claiming to have had "a message from beyond" that he will die in 3 days, it's up to Shawn and Gus to investigate his claims. Is he cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, or is there something behind his story? When a series of accidents nearly kill him several times over the next two days, Shawn has to race against the clock to prevent a murder that hasn't happened yet! Can he and Gus pull it off in time?

Next time: Burton Hears A Who

First, welcome to the board! Second, here is the description to your title.

It seems that Gus heard a murder plot while sedated in the emergency room (He was in an auto accident on this route to a client.) Either here or there or anywhere are the police taking Gus seriously. Shawn, being a true friend indeed, investigates Gus' claim, because he believes Gus one hundred percent. So will the doctors in the hospital, from near and far, place Gus in mental ward for hearing voices from a little speck? Or will the doctors tell Shawn to hit the deck? Join all the Seussims this Friday when Burton Hears a Who.

"So, tell us Mr. Guster, did Grinch also steal Christmas?"

"I swear I hear something from that speck."

"It is probably the aftereffects from your auto wreck."


Next: Hitting the pavement: Literally!

Hitting the Pavement: Literally!

When a body is found next to a tall building, everyone assumes the man commited suicide. They even find a suicide note on his body. But, naturally, Santa Barbara's Head Psychic doesn't agree. He says it was murder. Tune in to see Shawn prove again that he's never wrong next time on Psych.

Next: I Love You, You Love Me, We're a Murdering Family

I Love You, You Love Me, We're a Murdering Family

When the Sammy-saurus the dinosaur, star of a popular children's program, dies suddenly during an episode filming, Santa Barbara's finest figure the overweight actor inside the suit died of natural causes...until the autopsy reveals foul play. Lassie's fond childhood memories are dragged to the surface as he investigates; who would kill the beloved Sammy?? Shawn and Gus can't resist this case, and comic hilarity ensues as Gus poses as the Sammy replacement so they can do some digging of their own.

Lassiter: "I told you Spencer, although this show is on your mental level, you're not allowed on the set, police only!"
Shawn: "Awww, Lassie, don't get all upset just because your favorite show might be canceled! Gus here is gonna fill in as the new Sammy, right buddy? Hey, Lassie, is that a Sammy-saurus lunch box you're holding?"
Lassiter:" It's EVIDENCE Spencer!!!"
Gus (inside dino costume): "I don't know about this Shawn, this costume is much heavier than my scale model dino head! And it's way too hot in here!"
Shawn: "Gus don't be a grumpy grumposaurus.."

Next time: Hey Mr. Sandman, Bring Me A Murderer

a man apparently dies of a heart attack in his sleep. Shawn, of course, disagrees claiming it was murder. But nobody can prove a thing to support that, but the autopsy shows heart attack. Shawn must now defy logic to 'calm the spirits'


NEXT: Killer, Killer, Jumping Driller

Hmm this ones tricky.

Killer Killer, Jumping Driller


Shawn has ordered some PSYCH pens and has to go across town to get them. When he crosses a bridge a constuction worker who was working on the other side falls. Shawn saw it happens and knew that it was a murder. Its up to him to solve the case of the man who was pushed by no one.

Next:
Do you smell MURDER?

The SBPD think it is an act of God when an everyday dog digs up dead bodies. Naturally, the PD belive there is no connection, but Shawn says serial killer. Now he must find what all the victims had in common, despite the fact they were all from all over the southern California area and that they never even met!

NEXT:
Take the Stairway to Heaven, Because you Died

Take the Stairway to Heaven Because You Died

Gus finds his neighbor's body on his way downstairs from his apartment one morning. The police think the guy was drunk and fell down, breaking his neck, but Gus doesn't think so. The dead guy wasn't a very popular neighbor. Tune in to watch Shawn deduce if the killer lived in apartment 204 or 203 or 205.

Next: Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn

"Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn"

Before a widely acclaimed annual "Gone With the Wind" revival show, the main actress playing Scarlett O'Hara is missing - with no obvious clues. The police have their list of usual suspects, and one of them includes Chief Vick's long-lost cousin, a down-and-out stage actor who was disowned by Vick's family many years ago. The Chief believes her cousin's innocence, but since working on this case would be a flagrant conflict of interest, she assigns the case to Shawn and Gus, who must first find the actress, and then find out whether the Chief's cousin was involved in any way. And oh, they have to take part in the revival in order to find all this out - Shawn is cast as Rhett Butler, while Gus' role... er... is TBA.

Shawn: Dude, it'll bring back our memories of prom. Remember when we were under the starry sky--
Gus: Shawn, you're SCARING me now!

Next [this one's a doozy - props to anyone who can write about this]:

"Do Earwigs Make Chutney? Do Spiders Make Gravy?"

** Major Bump **

I never got to participate in this one I would like too...

Anyone else up for a new round of this game?

Heck yeah!

My Title: "Shot Through the Heart, and Livin' on a Prayer"

i'm gonna try to join once theres a title i can go off of. lol

Shawn must go undercover as priest in order to solve the muder of a priest. Gus quits because Shawn went too far. Henry really thinks Shawn is becoming a priest and Julet blows Shawns cover. And there is more... Lassiter and Shawn's mom. The must see episode of the season.


"I Fought the Wall and the Wall Won?"

A world-famous rockwall climber, Stanley "Avalanche" Barracius appears in Santa Barbara for a race against a very worthy opponent. Stanley wins by a very small margin. He drops down normally, but when people go to congragulate him, they take off his helmet, and they see him DEAD. It is a very difficult case, especially because nobody really knows anything about the victim.

Next:
One Murderer, Two Muderers, Three Murderers, Four, or More?

4 roomates are found dead in their apartments. The SBPD suspect a serial killer. Their primary suspect is the remaining roommate. Shawn thinks they were all killed by different people. Can he solve all the cases before one of them gets away?

Next: Murder, Murder Everywhere.

Great idea for a thread!!!!! I'll come back when there's a title I have an idea for.

there are many reported cases of murders. not only in SB, but all over southern california. a few were even in the bay area, and one in oregon! with a total of 23 victims, everyone suspects a serial killer. But there are a few problems with the theory: (1) there was a bit of non-DNA evidence at about half of them, all pointing in a different direction, (2) none of the victims knew each other, (3) there were no more than 2 people which died of the same cause, and (4) somehow the case appears to connect to thousands of years ago. Now Shawn must find several killers before a possible 24th victim.

NEXT: Cross Your Heart, Hope to Die? OK!

Here is my sad attempt at a episode...
There is a strange and sudden outbreak of murders in the Santa Barbara area, and all the victims are volunteers at the 'Cross Your Heart' Foundation that helps needy people. So Shawn and Gus go investigating and notice that all the victims were also part of an anonymus support group for clinically depressed (suicidal) people. ???

Next: Polly want a cracker? No! Polly want a hand gun? Yep!

A man is killed. He is alone in his home, in the basement where he keeps his pet parrot. when he is found, the gun is in the parrot's cage. but Shawn knows a bird cannot shoot anyone, especially since it cant control a gun...


NEXT: Wait: If you're there, and I'm here, that means... I'm dead...

DNA is found at a crime scene of a murder victim that matches a pilot's that was definitely on a plane over China at the time of the shooting. Chief Vick buys Shawn and Gus round-trip tickets on one of his flights to investigate. While Shawn and Gus are on the plane, talking to the pilot, they get a call from Jules saying his hair was found at another crime scene. Can Shawn figure out what is going on? Is the pilot somwhow murdering from the skies? Will Gus ever get his peanuts?

Gus- Surely you don't think he's killing people from up here?
Shawn- I'm serious! And stop calling me Shirley.

Juliet (on the phone)- We just found another body with (guys name)s DNA all over the scene. The hairs we found were definitely his.
Shawn- I picked the wrong week to stop eating pineapple.

Shawn- The people on this plane are crazy.
Gus- no kidding. That woman just told me she liked her coffee black, like her men..

next- Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Guy

A very old, yet in perfect shape, billionaire recieves the pizza he ordered. He eats his fill. but soon he gets very sick, and dies. there is an autopsy, but there is no trace of any poison whatsoever. Plus, after the man's death, many events are occuring, giving his only living son billions upon billions of dollars. strangely, everything that is happening is written in the old man's will. Everyone suspects the son. but he was in australia for weeks, and on his flight back his plane crashed putting him in a potentially permanent coma. Shawn must now find out what is going on.


(quote from it:
Shawn: what are you doing?
Gus: Finishing my sandwich. Im hungry. Is that a crime?
Shawn: I meant, i also want to eat...
)


next: 100 floors of the dead

I love your "Airplane" references! I just love that movie! The show itself did a line from it!

100 Floors of the Dead

A body is found in a 100 floor building. The only thing is the found bits of the body on each floor. Shawn must answer many question like who is the victim, who is the murder, where is the ear, how did it get here. The secruity cams all are very poor for a big building that it is. Gus will not work on this case because he is still getting sick from seeing the victim. Jules and Lass play truth or dare again?!


Psycho vs Psych/ Truth or Dare vs Spin the Bottle

A woman, who escaped from an insane asylum, claims he was forced to kill a man. she is sent to prison. However the 'victim' is still alive. the man claimed the woman was dared to do so, but that she was killed in the process. Now shawn must find a way to defy loic of 2 people, and figure the truth.

NEXT: The Killer Domino Effect

An unknown killer shoots a cab driver from a high-rise building. The cab crashes into the side of a restaurant, killing the woman he was driving. In the restaurant's kitchen, a large shelf falls over and kills the chef, leaving the stove he was turning on unattended. It sets the restaurant on fire, and everyone makes it out ok, but the smoke gets into a window one floor above, and kills an old man in his sleep. His daughter, who was visiting, walks into the room and has a heart attack out of shock. Can Shawn help find the shooter who mudered the cab driver, and accidentaly killed four other people? Is this Shawn's biggest case yet?

next- Stayin' Alive!

1st: i love that idea
2nd:

stayin' alive
One of Gus's pharmecutical business partners became a doctor, who soon got a patient who was severely injured, apparently by falling off a 7 story building, falling in front of a car, which crashed the patient into a construction site. The strange thing? He survived. soon, another similar injuryu occurs: a circus stuntsman is shot from a cannon, slightly misaimed, causing the stuntsman to hit an electric fence. then, a young man riding a roller coaster flys off his seat, soon to be hit by the other cars, then landing face-down on a concrete ground! Shawn does not believe these are all coincidences. soon there are 2 more victims. Shawn then sees a strange patters, and must protect Gus from a near-death experience.


NEXT: Murders All Around the World in 80 Minutes

thankyou very much

Murders all around the World in 80 Minutes

Shawn gets involved in the strangling of a Latvian actress, and as he is watching the news, he spots a connection between the murder and another murder in her homeland, both having the same pattern of marks from the murder wepaon. He shrugs it off until a piece of luggage on a plane from London to Santa Barbara is found with a dead body in it. With closer inspection, Shawn sees the same pattern on this corpse's neck. With a little further investigation, Shawn and Gus find out that all the TOD's are only in about an 80-minutes timespan. How can it be the same killer? What connection do they have? Find out in Murders All Around the World in 80 Minutes, and here Gus say-

"Aww man, another one?"

next- Carnival of Terror

1st. you're welcome
2nd. if ur real name is thomas i will laugh my esophagus out (it will b some insid joke)
3rd. Carnival of Terror
there is a strange suicide on the top car of a ferris wheel. the man was alone on the entire wheel, and nobody was within 500 feet of him. even SHAWN says suicide. but soon there are many more attention grabbing events, and Shawn must connect them

quote from episode:
*Shawn and Gus walk next to a fortunetelling booth*
Shawn: What is this?
Gus: a fortunetelling booth
Shawn: Not that! They gave me a DIET 7-up

NEXT: Hit you with my best shot? OK!!!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot? Ok!

When a famous sharpshooter, who can shoot an apple on a post from 80 yards away, comes to Santa Barbara for a show, they say she's the next Annie Oakley. But when a man is shot dead, and the shot was fired with a handgun from an outrageous distance, the police deduce it must be her. Shawn isn't so sure, but the evidence is overwhelming. To find out who's framing her, he enters a sharpshooting contest with his mad shooting skills, to get closer to her enemies. Will Shawn find the real shooter? And will Shawn be safe when the culprit discovers his identity?

next- 50 Years Overdue

Wow... I want to see that as an episode... that plot line is *dope*

And I'm really bad at this... so I'll just bump your suggestion down again (just needed to comment on the awesomeness)

50 Years Overdue

50 Years Overdue

A woman is found dead from being hit over head from a book that has been missing from the library for fifty years. Shawn is called in to find the book when it disappears from the evidence room. Can Shawn find the book before the fine gets even larger? Who would want to steal a book on how to build a treehouse anyway? Find out Friday on Psych.

Next: One Pineapple, Two Pineapples, Three Pineapples, Four and More

1st: i solved ut 50 years overdue case - the book had something in the bindings, in or on the pages, which is worth millions (if not billions)

2. One Pineapple, Two Pineapples, Three Pineapples, Four and More
Shawn's best dream comes true: A PINEAPPLE LOVERS CONVENTION!!! but he is soon disappointed when a man dies from eating a slice. Sadly, there are at least 10 pineapples which can be blamed.
shawn must find the right one


NEXT: Calling Dr. Psych

Calling Dr. Psych

While Shawn and Gus are visiting Grandma Spencer at the hospital, Shawn notices something wrong in one of the empty beds in his grandmother's room. After meeting the doctor, and seeing the nurse make the bed, he deduces that the doctor and nurse mudered whoever was in that bed. He asks his grandma about it, but she can't remember much. Her lungs had given out a few minutes before her roomate died, and when she regained consciousness, he was dead. It's all very suspicious, so Shawn decides to investigate, determined not to let the doctor and nurse get away with it. It just so happens that the cranky woman across the hall is Lassy's mom, and Shawn runs into him and Juliet visiting her. With a little detective work around the hospital, Shawn discovers the truth. Grandma Spencer's roomate found out about the doctor's affair with the nurse. He was blackmailing them, so they decided to make it look like he had a heart attack. It would be easy. The nurse could give him a shot without anyone suspecting foul play, and the doctor could easily switch around the blood samples so they would never detect the poison. The doctor took all the pills that day to make their blood sampls identical, then turned off Grandma Spencer's oxygen mask to stop her from witnessing the murder. The nurse gave him a shot of adrenaline, and it was a matter of minutes before he was dead. The only proof was the doctor's blood sample, which would be cleared up by now. Fortunately, Lassiter's mom overhears and reveals that she heard the whole thing from her room.

Sorry for the whole summation, but I liked it.

next- Family Jules

Jules's older brother, Arik, moves to Santa Barbara after 8 years of educaton of law enforcement in Jerusalem. There is soon an armed robbery at a jewelry store. While all 12 jewels were found, Shawn sees a strange pattern in the jewels stolen: there are 12 members in the O'Hara family within the generation of her parents, her, and her nephews, and each was born on a different month. And strangely, each of the jewels represents the jewel of the month - 1 for each. Shawn must find an alternate explanation to the robbery.

NEXT: S.O.S: Society of Sychics

S.O.S Society of Sychics

Shawn recieves a letter asking him to be an honorary member of a secret organization, the S.O.S. Even though he suspects something weird, he goes to a meeting. IT turns out to be a bunch of fakes, like him, pretending to be the real deal. But when they start predicting when people will die, Shawn needs proof that they're acting it all out to find out where they are getting this information. Will Shawn and Gus figure it out? Can they prove the S.O.S is full of fakes without revealing Shawn's secret? Find out on next week's episode of Psych.

next- Monster in the Sewers of Santa Barbara

There is a major robbery at a SB antique store. Only 1 of the stolen items is found, broken. There is a note in it, saying "the curse has been placed. reunite me with my brothers to lift it." Soon, strange things happen in SB, including 32 accidnents in 1 day, and ground breaking under people. Shawn must investigate, especially underground. He sees a potential monster in the sewers.

NEXT: Some people never learn; all others never change

Some people never learn; Others never change

A woman with down syndrome goes to the police saying she witnessed a murder, but they dismiss her as confused. Shawn agrees to help her because he believes she is telling the truth. However, he has trouble interpreting the information she gives him, because of her learning disability. Shawn proves the police wrong and finds evidence of a murder. Can they catch the murderer, and discover who was murdered? What does the witness have to do with it all?
(I know it's not something that would really be on Psych, because it isn't funny, but it was the only thing I could think of that corresponds with the title)

next- Murder Will Return After This Commercial Break

next- Murder Will Return After This Commercial Break

There is a very special airing of an episode of Gus's favorite show as a teen, and Gus has to watch it. But Shawn, who watches it with him, sees something in the background just before the commrcial break: a reflection of a tv in the other room, with the door 1/2 closed. on that tv screen was a video playing on a computer, and the video had a murder on it. Now shawn must solve an apparently impossible case, but not get in any1s way.

Gus: Its a show, Shawn. its not real
Shawn: then how do you explain the 'i want to be superman when i grow up' tshirt from when we were 9, that you cherish until today?
Gus: How did you know about that?
Shawn: Seriously, remember the beeping you sometimes heard?
Gus: what about them?
Shawn: i hid a camera in it!
Gus: SHAWN!


NEXT: Hey man! That's MY knife!

When a woman is murdered that Henry used to know he becomes the primary suspect. Why? Maybe because his knife is in the victims torso and his fingerprints are all over it. Can Shawn prove his Dad's innocence?

Coming up next: Triassic Park

There are 3 girls found dead at a park, same M.O, and apparently the same killer. Everyone assumes boyfirend/husband. But 1.they were all lesbians, and 2.they never met before. Shawn has to find who would kill 3 people, and why

NEXT:
Aint no Murder High Enough