A country club owner is found murdered in her club office, along with a unique weapon - a spiky durian fruit (which if you don't know is perhaps the stinkiest fruit in existence). The police get there, but they have a hard time trying to investigate everything because the fruit's smell is so pervasive. Shawn and Gus also arrive, but Gus faints at first whiff. Shawn is able to glance at a few things, but is also overcome by the smell. (On the other hand, the police, after arriving back at the station, have no idea that the smell has rubbed onto their clothes, sending everyone involved either home to change or to the showers.) Shawn, in his rare acts of overt kindness to his friend, buys Gus some Mee Graab at his favorite place. Gus, strangely enough, smells it, eats some, and gives it to Shawn, saying that he is too ill to enjoy it at that moment.

After that, they try to find the durian trail, and they trace it to a small store. They find some in the frozen case, and ask the proprietor some questions about it, but he refuses to talk much after finding out that Shawn is a "psychic". The proprietor demands, in exchange for info, that Shawn do some "psychic surgery" on him - he has major inflammation on the back of his neck, and he claims that visits to the doctor have not been successful.

Shawn: Psychic surgery? (To Gus) What's that?
Gus: It's where you do surgery with no sharp instruments, and yet you pull out things like chicken livers and glass beads and pins and ... I don't know. Go look it up yourself.
Shawn: Geez, now I wish I really were psychic. Or should that be "was"? "Were"? "Was"?

Fortunately, the "psychic surgery" is deemed "a success", and they get the info. This leads them to a Thai restaurant - yep, the same place where they got the Mee Graab. Shawn then realizes why Gus didn't want to eat the Mee Graab - it had an underlying smell of the same type of durian found at the shop and at the murder scene - that no one else could've noticed. What's the rest of the story? You'll just have to wait and find out...


Next: While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Because I'm Dead!

*bows* I have a good idea every once in a while. LOL. I was actually thinking the EXACT same thing about the food fight only i forsee lassie getting hit right in the face with a piece of pie or something with his shades on... takes them off.. turns them around.. looks at them grimacingly.. puts them back on and yells "SPENCER!" LOL. But yeah.. that eppy would KILL!

And just to show you how this particular fruit can attack your senses, please watch this and take pity on the guy trying to open one while his friends have the time of their lives:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qx-EV8-cLE

While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Because I'm Dead!

A musician is found dead in the recording studio, strangled by quitar strings. All evidence points to his manager, who claims he's innocent. Lassie thinks this is an open and shut case since the musician was planing on ditching his manager and taking his career solo. Shawn, however, thinks that it's the musicians girlfriend. Will Shawn be able to prove the mangers innocence? Cause this case puts a whole new spin on 'Tear drops on my Guitar'. Tune in Friday on USA.

Next: Denial, it's Not Just a River in Egypt.

An ornate gold-leafed headdress from Egypt is stolen from the local history museum. Unfortunately, all signs point to Chief Vick (!). Her prints are found at the scene, bits of the same type of gold leaf used on the headdress are found in her house, and she has held a previously undisclosed grudge against the new curator of the history museum for the past 10 years. Chief Vick denies any involvement, however, and says outright that she is being set up. Lassiter and O'hara want to believe in her, but the evidence strongly suggests otherwise. Chief Vick then turns to Shawn, who unconditionally believes in her and knows deep inside that she would never do anything out of pure spite. It's a race against the clock for Shawn, who needs to find evidence of the chief's innocence before she's put out of commission.

Next: "Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good"

post 300!!!

when a famous geographer shows up dead in the nile river shawn and gus are off to egypt...but there are tons of suspects since the famous geographer was well not exaclty nice to his crew but when ppl start dropping like flies shawn has to find the connrctions and stop the murder before any gus can suffer any more mental trauma


p.s. this wasn;t that good cause i am DiRT tired...

next:

one psychic two psychic three psychic and...7 more?!?!?

oops go ahead and take yeosbobo's suggestion...sorry for that horrendous attempt at spelling the name =)

There is a new psychic in town who claims she can talk to Elvis, Sinatra, even your Aunt Alice, but some one tried to poison her and guess who she claims it was. "C'mon, Jules, you don't believe Miss Cleo here, do you?" That's right, our fake psychic. Later, she is dead and Shawn is arrested. It is up to Gus to prove his best friend's innocence. "It is time you step it up, Gus, and become that inner Philip Michael Thomas I know you can be." Is this the end of Psych? "Not if I have something to say about that." Tune in Friday at 10/9; Characters Welcome!

Next: Want to See My Smiling Face on the cover of The Rolling Stone! Oops, Too Late, I'm Dead.

Want to See My Smiling Face on the cover of The Rolling Stone! Oops, Too Late, I'm Dead.

Sunny Valendare, a rich and charming rock star is at a photo shoot for the cover of Rolling Stones, is shot in the head with a shotgun. (Someone dosen't quite get the phrase Photo shoot, now do they?) The only thing is that two people where in the room at the exact time of the murder. A blind man and a one handed man. How can Shawn figure this out? Neither a blind man could shoot a man, and how could a man missing one hand shoot a shot gun? Find out Friday at 10:00


Next: Baa Baa Black Sheep Hey! who killed the sheep?

omg thas one of the best psychfic ideas i've heard w/ the blind man and the one armed man!!! thas so cool!!!

Thanks!

Now: Baa Baa Black Sheep Hey! Who Killed the Sheep?

Ole McDonald, the owner of a giant sheep farm, is found murdered in his pasture. The only suspect? His lone Black sheep. As the investigation starts the detectives notice that McDonalds sheep count has been declining recently, the widow, Lena McDonald, thinks that it's the black sheep, claiming it's a bad omen. So she hires Shawn, who thinks the sheep's innocent...Two days later it's dead. Who killed the sheep? The widow, a wolf, Lassie-face? Who killed Ole? The widow, the sheep, a wolf, a rival sheep farmer, the government, aliens, Lassie-face? Tune in Friday to find out!

Next: When it Starts to Rain Cats and Dogs, Call the Pound

A young boy comes to the station with his banter that his best friend, a Great Dane, has gone missing.
Lassiter suggests that the police are too busy to look for one dog, but when a person comes in claiming that their purse was stolen by a Great Dane. "Quick, let's bring the Dog Whisperer and question him." Later, the mayor's cat goes missing and it later shows up in a bank robbery. What is going on? Lassiter suspects the person who runs the local animal shelter; but when he and Juliet go there; they are dead and all the animals are missing. Has this case done to the dogs? Is any animal in Santa Barbara safe? Tune in for When It Starts to Rain Cats and Dogs. Call the Pound.

"A Great Dane? I wonder; does it talk or solves mysteries?"

"That is absurd. That is Scooby Doo and he is a cartoon."

"Still I always want to remove the mask from the bad guy and they would say: 'I would have gotten away with it if it were for you meddling kids.'"

"You are impossible."

Next: FBI, CSI, NCIS. It Is All Alphabet Soup to Me.

I am soo bad at these but here goes:
FBI, CSI, NCIS, It Is All Alphabet Soup to Me
Agents from the FBI, CSI, and the NCIS are all over Santa Barbera when it is the next stop on a serial killer's national road trip. Barbera Brent was found dead in her home with burns all over her body. Yet, the house was completely intact with no evidence of fire. It fits with all of the other murders: it makes no sense. And when Clara Crawson is found hanging from the clock tower at Santa Clara University, this alphabet soup just got a hole lot more interesting. What will Gus and Shawn learn? How will Jules react to Special Agent Ewing's return? And more importantly, what will the killer do if he makes it all the way to Q or X? Tune in Friday at 10 for this week's episode.

Next: Murder on the Monorail Express

Murder on the Monorail Express:

A body is found on the Monorail at Disneyland. Shawn and Gus happen to be visiting that day. Shawn immediately jumps on the chance to show off his skills and gets involved with the case.

Not very descriptive, but it would be fun to have an episode at Disney.

Next: It Was Professor Plum With the Candlestick in the Library!

shawn at disney land!?!?!?!?! awwwwww i can see him with the lil mouse ear hats hahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg omg omg *faints*

I can totally see that too!! They should try it!

i would totally make that my new avatar!!! =D

Yes! A themepark...my dream episode! I always thought it would be a good match with the show.

Gus, proving that he is a good detective, enters a Clue contest where one of the players is murdered. Gus believes it was a fellow player who was Ms. White only she is later found dead in the library with a candlestick. Now, the police suspect that the murderer is Professor Plum, only one thing, Gus is Professor Plum. Can Shawn help his best friend out of of this game? Was it really Colonel Mustard with a pipe in the ballroom? Tune in to It Was Professor Plum With the Candlestick in the Library! Characters Welcome.

Next: The Write Stuff

The Write Stuff:

The leader of a writers strike is found murdered in his home. All evidence points to the network execuative, Frank Stevens. Shawn highly doubts that Stevens did it, he's leaning towards the estranged wife. Will Shawn be able to solve this one, or will there be no more comedic police drama on Friday nights anymore? Tune in Friday on USA to find out.

"Shawn, look at the evidence, Stevens prints were all over the murder weapon!"

"Gus, why would you kill your golden goose? Have you even seen 'The Psychic Monk', the show's pure genius on a bun with a side of ketchup!"

Next: When the Going Gets Tough, the Scared Get Going

To prove he is a man's man, Gus spends the weekend in a haunted motel. "Count me out. Norman Bates could own it." "C'mon, Shawn. That was only a movie and Anthony Perkins is dead." "Okay, how about Kathy Bates?" But when the motel owner is murdered will that tempt Shawn into helping his friend to solve the crime or will Gus be running out the motel; screaming like a little girl? Tune in to When the Going Gets Tough, the Scared Get Going.

Next: The Dead Bang!

The Dead Bang!

When a high school science teacher is blown up in his classroom during a disscusion on the big bang theory, all the evidence is pointing in the direction of a local priest, who has protested the disscusion of the big bang theory in public schools. But the priest claims he's innocent, Gus (yes GUS) goes under cover as the subsitute science teacher to see if he can get any information out of teachers. Shawn takes a job as the janitor to get the down low from the students, will they find the much needed evidence to free the priest? Tune in Friday to find out in The Dead Bang!

"Big Bang Theory...does that involve guns?"

"No, Shawn, the Big Bang Theory is about how the universe was formed."

Next: Grand Theft Auto: Santa Barbara

Some one is taking the release of Grand Theft Auto 4 too serious when role playing the game, a player is murdered on the streets of Santa Barbara. Drugs are found inside the wheels of the car. With Johnny G. dead and Wally in prison, did some one else revive the drug operation and kill the competion by using this game as a cover? Or is there something more? Will Juliet, who loves the game, be next?
"O'Hara! How could you! You are an officer of the law!"

"It's a video game. It helps me get into the minds of the criminals we deal with."

"Super Mario Kart! That is the game you should be playing!"

"Personally, Jules, I like Truth or Dare."

Next: There is no Fun in a Funeral Home!

There is no Fun in a Funeral Home!

Gary Black, a mortician at Plainsville Funeral Home, is found murdered, a needle used for the embalming process sticking from his neck. The only problem with this case is that it appears the late Mr. Howard Johnson, did it. He was the only one in the room with Mr. Black...and his body has vanished with out a trace...at least to the untrained eye. Can Shawn prove this was done by a living, breathing being before Gus has an aneurysm (He's still a little on edge from the whole 'mummy' thing) or will Mr. Johnson walk among the living forever?

"Relax Gus, even if there really were zombies, you could totally out run them!"

Next: Beauty is in the eye of the...Murderer?

Some one is threatening constestants in the Miss Santa Barbara Constest. Juliet goes undercover as a contestant to discover the organization plans to replace the host, Brad Young, with Ryan Seacrest! Are there sour grapes? Will Juliet place in the Top Ten with her mean dance moves to continue in the competition? Will Shawn, Gus, and Lassiter stammer when they see sweet Juliet in a swimsuit? Tune in to Beauty is in the eye of the...Murderer?

"This is great Jules. You can be Sandra Bullock and I can be Benjamin Bratt. Unfortunately for you, Gus, you can only be that guy from Ghostbusters."

"Why can't I be William Shatner?"

"Captain Kirk? Why?"

"Any Star Trek fan will tell you he was the best captain."

"I beg to different, Gus. Captain Picard was the best captain."

"Oh, not you too, Jules."

Next: Murder Over Miami.

murder over miami

a millionaire friend of henry is flying from santa barbra to miami in his private jet but when the plane lands only his corpse is found. the pilot says he has nothing to do with it but being the only other person there is not helping his case...can shawn prove this pilot's innocence in time???


next:
we all live in a yellow submarine

A former classmate of Shawn and Gus wants to hire them because he is assused of murder on a new experimental yellow submarine; only the Navy tells Shawn to stay away. "I may not be David James Elliot, but I think I know a stonewall when I see one!" Can Shawn and Gus outsmart the Navy and catch the real killer? Or will Shawn and Gus be throw in the brink by Lieutenant Young, the man leading the investigation?

"You wouldn't throw Mark Harmon in the brink."

"Oh yeah, if he ever got in my way, I would!"

"Would you throw in poor Mindy, too?"

Next: Driving Miss O'Hara.

Next: Driving Miss O'Hara.

Juiet finally gets a vacation and uses her time to go on a cross country road trip with her best friend. But when a Jules-sick-Shawn (like homesick,lolz) and Gus suspect a stalker on her tail (or wheels if you wanna be technical) they only have one choice: follow Jules without her knowing so they must not disrupt her precious free time. But when Jules figures out-in the middle of Colorado-Shawn takes up the duty of being her personal driver back to Santa Barbara. Along the way he suspects her best friend as being the supposed stalker after a series of sudden sabotages against Jules. Is the best friend holding a grudge against Jules from the past? Is Shawn going to stop worrying about Jules? And is gus going to stop talking about his pet iguana, Nelson, from the sixth grade?

(totally random)

Wanted:Shawn Spencer

First, let me welcome you to the board! For your description, here goes: Chief Vick receives an APB on murder in Los Angeles, the only thing the description fits Shawn Spencer, Santa Barbara resident psychic! She knows that he didn't do the crime because Shawn and Gus were busy helping the police department solve the Baker case! The detective in charge of that case is convince that Shawn is involve and takes him in. Can they convince this detective that he has the wrong man? It is even worst when on the way to LA, Shawn escape his custody! Guess who all eyes are on?

"Okay, Guster. If you attempt to aid Spencer in any way, that is aiding and bedding a fugitive."

"Oh, now you are Tommy Lee Jones."

"Guster, I am serious."

"So am I."

Can Shawn prove his innocence once and for all?

"Dude, I am wanted: Dead or Alive!"

"Shawn, this is serious."

Next: The Health Care in this Place can Lead to Murder!

when jules gets her tonsils out shawn refuses to leave her side and even more so when he discovers a scam among the nurses (let's remember how funny this would be cause gus is grossed out by "insides" and they normally keep the removed tonsils in a jar =D)

next...do i smell...murder

Do I Smell . . . Murder?

Gus's Super Smeller is even more sensitive than ever. When a body is found at a candle store, Shawn and Gus are called to investigate. Will Gus get the Super Smeller back under control in time to help Shawn solve the case? Find out in this week's episode of Psych.

Next: Shoot 'Em Up, Cowboy

Gus drags Shawn to an old western town where things there are not what they seem. "Dude, do I have to wear chaps? I mean, Lou Diamond Phillips didn't have to in Young Guns!" When the sheriff in this town is murder; it is up to Shawn and Gus to solve this mystery before the wrong guy gets punished.

"A hanging? Isn't that a little too extreme?"

"This is the old west! That how we deal with justice."

"Speaking of the old west, is it true you all take bubble baths?"

Next: Snakes, why does it have to be snakes?

Now: Snakes, why does it have to be snakes?

When Jake, of 'Jake's Exotic Pets' is found dead in his store, all evidence points to his beloved pets(Many of which are deadly with just one bite). Shawn dosen't think that the animals did it, but can he overcome his fear of snakes to find the evidence and get the real killer behind bars? Or will the snakes have the last laugh? Tune in Friday to find out!

"I'm not afraid of snakes Gus...I just would rather have a nice thick glass wall seperating them from me...and maybe an ocean too...just so I admire them from afar."

Next: Law and Order: Santa Barbara

Vincent D'Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe, Chris Noth and Julianna Nicholason are being interview at Channel 8 about the coming season of Law and Order: Criminal Intent when the interviewer dies in the middle of the interview. Poison was found in her coffee cup which have all four stars fingerprints on it.
Two stars has a beef with the interviewer: She slammed both Vincent and Chris for their roles in Men in Black and Sex in the City. Did Detective Goren and Detective Logan silence the interviewer?
"This is highly unusual but I have to arrest you two!"

"I'm sorry but where did you go to get your badge? Wal-mart?"

"Even we know that this is a frameup! Don't you watch our show!"

"I'm sorry, but all the evidence point to you gentlemen,so you have..."

"Spare us, we know the drill!"

Tune in to Law and Order: Santa Barbara where it is all the law and none of the order!

Next: Help, I have fallen and now I am Dead.

Help, I have fallen and now I am Dead.

A psychiatric patient witnessed a murder across the street, but the police believe the cause of death to be an unfortunate tumble down the stairs. Can the patient, who believes himself to be Sherlock Holmes, get help in solving the case? and Will anyone believe what he saw?

Next- José today, gone Tamale

Shawn takes Gus to the Mexican Border. "You would think I would learn my lesson and not allow you to take me to the Mexican Border!" "Gus, don't be a silly ninny! Nothing will go wrong this time." When they get to the border, the border patrol are investigating a murder of one of their own. A man named Jose tells them that the border patrol are looking at the wrong suspect. Jose tells them to met him later; but then vanishes. Can Shawn and Gus unravel this mystery? Or will they become the next target? "So, where can we get good tacos around here? Wait, don't tell me...Taco Johns in Porterville."

Next: Girls Night Out!

Girls' Night Out

Jules goes back to Miami to attend the wedding of one of her friends. While at the bachelorette party, the girls stumble over the dead body of the best man. Can Jules solve the murder in Miami without the help of SBPD's Head Psychic? Meanwhile, back in Santa Barbara, Shawn and Gus are dealing with termites at the office. With no other place to go, Shawn starts hanging out at the police station, bothering Lassie and helping to solve cases just by flipping through the file. (Think Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece, when he solves the stolen computers case by looking through the file.)

Next: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

It's been one of those weeks with the raging fires around Santa Barbara, but this time the police suspect arson after a burnt body is found with evidence that he was murdered. The main piece of evidence is a ripped pair of fireman's pants not far from the victim. The problem is that everyone related to the victim have been lying to the police about when they last saw him.
"Gus! Gus! I can feel the flames! I feel the flames on me! The flames are on my pants!"
"Spencer! What in the name of justice are you doing?!"
"Lassie?! Lassie-face, is that yoooouuuu LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!"
"Guster, what in the world is he doing?"
"I think he's trying to tell you that the murderer is the one that started the fire...."
Can our psychic duo solve the crime before the arsonist/murderer strikes again and all of California goes up in flames? Tune in to this weeks Psych to find out. Only on USA.

Next: Get the Door it's... Murder?

A rash of mysterious murders have occurred in Santa Barbara, and the MO is the same - every victim has been found within 1-2 feet from their front doors, and a package delivered by a local package delivery service has been in their hands. Sounds like an easy case - just find the suspect in the service. However, Shawn, in his investigation, has been given a notice that a package from the same delivery service needs to be signed off - he has no idea where this package is coming from, and it's even more suspicious that this would happen when he and the police are in the middle of investigating the service. Shawn decides that this would be the best way to catch the culprit if in fact he is to be murdered. If not, then he just gets a strange package. But of course it would be best for Shawn to find the murderers before his package, er number comes up. A riveting tale of murder, packages, and badly designed delivery uniforms - don't miss it!

Next: Crouching Psychic, Hidden Sidekick

Crouching Psychic, Hidden Sidekick

The police find a psychic dead on her toilet and Shawn suspects murder is the cause of death. Lassiter and Juliet think the psychic died of natural causes. They also baned Shawn and Gus from any of the police files because of serious doubts in his Psychic abilities. Shawn figure out the psychic had a sidekick, who has been missing since the murder. Shawn and Gus must find the sidekick and solve the murder before they close the case. Shawn must also get them to belive in him before he can reveal the case.


Next: Oh NO Killer Cows!

How can this be? A dairy farmer is found dead and the only suspects are Bessie and Elsie, his prize winning cows! "Hey, cows can be dangerous! Ask anyone who lived in Chicago." "Mrs. O'Leary's cow? Really, dude?" Can Shawn and Gus clear Bessie and Elsie or will they be the next to be slaughter? Tune in to Oh No Killer Cows!

Next: You know Wile E. Coyote Never Had This Happen to Him!

You Know Wile E. Coyote Never Had This Happen to Him!

When a person is found crushed by an anvil, Shawn and Gus are hired to find out what happened. Includes dynamite, a trip to talk to a real coyote, ("Gus, maybe he's a distant cousin of Wile E. He might have some ideas!") and Shawn making Road Runner noises.

Next: Pride and Psychics

A young zookeeper is found in the cage of a lion. Shawn has a strange problem, which is there is nothing to notice, except the man was listening to 'Heart of a Dragon' by Dragonforce at the time. Not only that, but Lassiter is working too hard since the victim was his sister's best friend, Gus is sick, and Shawn is required to help his father.

NEXT: Psych, Psych, Baby
(once more, if this was done, ignore it. I play this on the Monk forum more)

Psych, Psych, Baby


Shawn and Gus find a baby on the Psych office door step. Not know what to do with the child they call Juliet , to only find out the parents of the child had just been murdered. Many question are brought up. Gus and Shawn must take care of the child till the case is solved. Shawn has fun with the child by making Henry think the child is his only to find out that Henry want grandchildren and is oddly great with babys. Gus is grossing out over diper changes. Can they solve the case before Henry get attached to the baby.


Next: Karaoke contest gone off key.

A high school senior is singing in his Graduation Karaoke Contest. He wins by a landslide, but the second he picks up his trophy, the trophy explodes, causing 5 deaths, and nearly 40 injuries. Shawn must now go back there, to HIS high school, and determine the killer with the help of a familiar face to him: his 11th grade English teacher, who hated him.


NEXT: Holiday in Murder-ia

Shawn and Gus take a holiday: "It is fake psychics and their assistants grand festival day!" "Sure, we need a holiday. Some time to get away." "Oh great, now you have that Madonna song stuck in my head." But when their holiday detours into murder of rich guests in elite Hawaiian resort, "Well, there goes my tour to the pineapple plantation!", will Shawn and Gus find the truth or will Five-O, "Gee, I always wanted to say 'Book'em Dan-o. Murder One!", tell them to take a hike.
"Believe you are a psychic is like believe my neighbor down the street is kahaua."
"Your neighbor is a drink?"
Tune in for all the fun on Psych!

Next: Where is Karen Black When You Need Her?

There is a murder (no duh), and apparenly the victim's father knew a man that went to college with Karen Black. Shawn 'psychically' figures if they find karen, they solve the case. But obviously, they can't. So now they must annoy Lassiter again, and solve the case


NEXT: Can Death Metal Kill anyone?

Can Death Metal Kill Anyone?

There is deaths everywhere a death metal band play. Gus and Shawn must go undercover at the death metal concert. Lassiter was chosen to go undercover with Shawn and Gus. They have to keep there cover and stay safe in the mosh pit. A large croud and large amout of people backstage. It is a hard case to break. To make they have no ideal what the death metal croud is like.


NEXT: Did we go back in time to the 60's?

An activist who first protest was against the Vietnam War and even work with Abbe Hoffman is found murdered in Lassiter's house! You see, Lassiter's father was the one who arrested the activist back in the late sixties at a protest at the University of California Santa Barbara! Who would want to see this man dead? Can Shawn and Gus clear Lassiter's name? "Flower children, hippies, my God did we go back in time to the sixties?" Tune in and found out!

Next: Surely, this can't be murder! It is, but don't call me Shirley!