Shawn and Gus are invited to their high school reunion, and they see most of their colleagues there, including the star quarterback (now a successful businessman), the head cheerleader (now the quarterback's wife), and the most socially awkward "nerd" (who now works in the local botanical garden). Near the end of the reunion dinner, the star quarterback makes a speech. During the speech, he collapses and dies, with a foaming mouth. Chaos ensues.

After some forensic tests, it is discovered that the quarterback has died by acute mushroom poisoning. The nerd is immediately fingered as the prime suspect, especially since he had a lingering grudge against the quarterback, in addition to the fact that he works at the botanical garden where he could get easy access to some poisonous mushrooms. The nerd, understandably, maintains his innocence. Shawn and Gus become gradually convinced that he is innocent, especially after finding vital clues that directly contradict any involvement by the nerd. The clues eventually lead up to the quarterback's actual murderer, the ex-cheerleader wife. Why? Simple jealousy - her husband once had a heated affair with the nerd's sister...

My proposed title:

"The Psych, the Thief, his Wife, and her Murderer"

[NB: The title is based off of Peter Greenaway's most well-known (in)famous film]

wait i dont even know wut that is...

When a famous bank robbers wife is found dead after having an affair while her husband was in prison, all the police can suspect is that he somehow did it from the inside. But how? The police have nothing to go on but a hunch so it's Shawn and Gus to the rescue.. undercover.. in prison? How will the Psych duo pass for hardened criminals? Will they crack open the case before someone cracks them open? And why in the world is Lassiter posing as a prison guard? Find out Friday on Psych!

NEXT: All My Exes Live In Texas

wow now i really wanna see that ep. lol =)

Hey, you never know what crazy idea of mine will end up getting turned into one of my groups fan episodes! LOL. I AM one of it's three executive writers so I get a say!

gorup fan eps???

I'm assuming you mean the Peter Greenaway film. It's "The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover".

Yeah, our theatre group is filming our own episodes of Psych to show our rabid fandom. LOL

All My Exes Live In Texas

When country star Figgy Newton's current wife is murdered, he himself is blamed! Only Shawn knows Figgy didn't do it.
Figgy: I know who killed my wife!
Shawn: Who?
Figgy: One of my ex-wives
Shawn: Wives? What do you mean? You have more than one?
Figgy: I have eight! They all live in Texas!
Shawn: Great....

Shawn and Gus have to saddle up, cause they are going to Texas! Can they figure out who done it? Can Gus learn to lasso a cow? And how many cowboy jokes and blazzing saddle refrences can Shawn pack into one episode?

Geust starring Brad Paisley as Figgy Newton.
(Note: sorry if I messed this up! i don't like country music and I don't know it, but I gave it a shot!)

Next: Law and (no) Order

haha thas so awesome!!!

First, I love all three Law and Order shows, and I love the network's tag line for Psych when they were coming back: "all the law; none of the order." With that in mind, here is your title.

Adam Hornstock is back and has a problem. His latest client wants him to defend him in New York. A detective by the name of Bobby Goren claims all the evidence is against Adam's client. The poor woman is maintaining her innocence and claims Goren has something against her. Shawn knows that there is something fishy about her and tries to convince Adam not to take her case. Suddenly, she is found dead and the police suspect poor Adam. Can Shawn and Gus save the day? Will Goren expose Shawn as a fake that he truly is? Tune in Law and (no) Order.

"Shawn, I am worried. This guy could seriously put us behind bars."

"Dude, don't worry. The guy is not going make you make Jack Daniels and Coke."

"That is not the kind of bars I was talking about. I am talking about the kind you see in Oz."

"Funny, I don't remember the Tin Man and the Scarecrow drinking in that movie. Now, you mention it. How did the Wicked Witch ever took a drink?"

"You're impossible."

"I'm serious. I mean, she melted when what is her name threw the damn pail of water on her. And forget taking showers."

Next: Carlton Lassiter's War

Carlton Lassiter's War



Lassie was having a bad day. First someone stills his car, almost blows Lassie up, and kidnapps his mom. And When Lassie finds out that the person who was doing all this was one man, Lassie is reallied mad. So he takes justice into his own hands. But when the man is found dead, it doesn't look good for Lassie. It's up to ol' Shawnyboy to solve the case and prove that Lassie was just having a crappy day, not one filled with murder.



Next" (Pardon me if this has been used) Dancing with the Murderers

Encyclopedia Brown has Nothing on Me
When investigating a case, Shawn meets a spitting image of himself as a child, only with better powers of observation. While trying to outshine this little boy, can he find out how he is tied to the case?

next- "Where in the World is Carmen Santa Barbara?"

Where in the World is Carmen Santa Barbera?

When a judge for the Miss California Pageant is found dead. Miss Santa Barbera (Guest star Carmen Electra) becomes the lead suspect. But where is she? Can Shawn and Gus find her and prove her innocence (so to speak)? Get Psyched and Find out! "There she is, Miss Murderer!?"

New Title

Mr. Spencer Meets a monk

I am sooooo bad at this but here goes:
Once again, Monk is considering joining the force. However, Stottlemeyer and the rest of the force have turned him down. Because Chief (not interim!) Vick was old friends with Trudy, he decides to try the SBPD. However, Lassie and the rest of the squad are starting to have second thoughts when Monk and his odd behaviors show. While hanging around, Monk runs into Shawn and Gus and immediately becomes friends with Gus. Soon Gus is having the same mannerisms and Shawn is getting annoyed. So when a case comes around the corner, its Monk and us vs. Shawn to see who is the best detective skills. (Sorry I know I shld have described the case more but I am drawing a blank)

Next: Dr. Mc...Toock, I Presume?

The famous Santa Barbara Zen Temple has been robbed: a priceless 17th century portrait of a Zen master has been stolen while on loan from the famous Sensouji temple in Tokyo, Japan. The monks are grateful for the police's interest, but they do not really like them snooping around since it really disturbs the atmosphere and lifestyle of the temple. So Lassiter and Jules ask Shawn and Gus to infiltrate the temple. They arrive at the temple as novice monks. Shawn then surreptitiously bumps into, you've guessed it, Adrian Monk, who's at the temple for a bit of a spiritual retreat. At that time, one of the senior monks is found murdered, and Shawn and Monk use their talents together to try and solve the case. They find out that the person who stole the portrait also murdered the senior monk. Shawn, in the mean time, is bored out of his wits in this place, as he is no longer free to revel in his hyperactive self. They must solve the crime before Shawn starts breaking down (sort of like Monk - in reverse). Gus, on the other hand, is enjoying the break from his hectic lifestyle.

The next title: "Mr Lassie, are you free?"

Sorry Yeoboseyo, but we can't go off of your title because ShulesFan13 replied first. But your episode description was fun. maybe you can reply to...

ShulesFan13's

"Dr. Mc...Toock, I Presume?"

Alright...

A case of mistaken identity has turned for the worse for the real Dr Hans Jorgensen and Dr Mctock when they arrive at the Santa Barbara Zoo. They are thought to be fake (since Shawn and Gus had assumed their personas the day before) and are fired from their positions at the Cincinatti Zoo. With their names destroyed and nothing to lose, they kidnap the zoo supervisor and force her to divulge the names of their impostors. She does not know the names, but she gives them physical descriptions of Shawn and Gus, including the click-sound name designated for Gus, Dr Mc!!|@toock. Dr Mctock becomes most displeased.

The real Jorgensen and Mctock start their wave of crime - vandalism, loads of pigeon corpses, robberies. The police are bothered by this rash surge of crime, but cannot say whether these are connected. A couple of days later, the zoo supervisor is found murdered and is displayed in front of clock tower of the Old Courthouse downtown. The two presumable murderers appear live on local television, and they challenge Shawn and Gus to meet them at the Santa Barbara Zoo that afternoon or else more people would get hurt. Also, they will kill anyone else that tries to pursue them within the zoo. Shawn and Gus are picked up by Lassiter and Jules and are persuaded to meet the criminals at the zoo. Shawn is alright with the plan, while Gus is terrified. Shawn and Gus then appear at the zoo (with police backup at the entrance). What will happen next? Will Shawn and Gus be able to complete their transformation into Dr Jorgensen and Mc!!|@toock? Will they be fed to the lions, tigers, and bears? - Oh my! Will Gus finally be able to face the warthog he helped bring into the world? The ultimate showdown is about to commence!

Next title:

Mr Lassiter, Are You Free?

Haha, I once replied to a title that had already been replied to They're both good!

Lassiter is finally divorced and doesn't feel guilty for dating. He finds out his new girlfriend has a criminal past, and there is a crime in Santa Barbara that fits her m.o. and she is the prime suspect.

She didn't do it. He is her alibi, but they can't let anyone know that.

They reach a stalemate when he is forced to interrogate her with O'hara. They made a pact to protect each other, but at what cost.

Lassie turns to the Psych team to help clear her name without compromising their secret.


Next: Who are you, and what have you done with my Dad?

Henry has a another date with Susan B. when they both seemed to disappear. Shawn, who wants nothing to do with Henry's love life, figures that they went somewhere and doesn't worry until he receives a letter stating that this person has them both. The letter states that they were serving a prison sentence for a crime Shawn helped solve; until they escaped. Shawn learns both Alice Bundy and Lindsay Linken have escaped. So, who is it and where is Henry and Susan?

Next: Agatha Christie Made Me Do It

Crimes are being committed that have seem to have no pattern. That is until Chief Vick notices that they are fictionalized in Agatha Christie mysteries.

Now they have to find out who is behind it and why.



Next: Has anybody seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose?

The musical Gypsy is playing at the local theater when some one kidnaps the lead. Everyone believes it was the understudy who was hoping this musical would be her big break; but Shawn. Shawn believes some one else is behind the lead disappearance, but who. Tune in to Has anybody seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose?

"I can't believe we are actually working this case. Did you know that tickets were sold out before Patti LuPone disappeared."

"Dude, I can't believe you actually wanted tickets to this thing. Are you sure that you are my best friend?"

Next: Star Wars, Star Trek, Dude, What is the Difference?

First time player here...

Plot: At a Comic Con convention, one of the recurring actors of Stargate Atlantis has mysteriously disappeared. Is a stalker to blame? Subplot: Are Joe Flanigan and Shawn Spencer related? Is Jules a trekkie at heart?"

How was that?

Next: You May Now Kill The Bride

That was good!

Yay! thanks!

Next: You May Now Kill The Bride?

One day, in the lull between cases, a mysterious woman appears at the Psych agency. She announces that she is a mail-order bride for Shawn from an old friend. Shawn and Gus are completely unprepared for this, think something is extremely fishy, and try to get in contact with the company with the help of the police. They find out that the company is fake. Shawn and Gus return to the agency and find the mail-order bride's body on the floor. They find vital clues - a pachinko ball and a 500-yen coin - and since Santa Barbara has no pachinko parlors, the Psych team must head to Japan. They have no money, of course, but a mysterious packet with airline tickets is delivered with a personal invitation. Can Shawn and Gus be able to handle themselves in Japan? Can they get used to being packed into the subway system like sardines during rush hour? Will they be able to eat fugu and live to tell the tale? Stay tuned!

New title: Your Witness is a Pineapple?

Your Witness is a Pineapple?
Shawn may have some trouble proving that a editor killed his secretary. He was on jury duty that day, but Shawn has a witness! a pineapple the secretary was about to chop up for a tasty fruit-kabob. Shawn knows he's right, and the pineapple backs him up, but the police don't buy it. Can Shawn find enough evidence to bust this guy?

Shawn- "C'mon dude. They're the most intelligent fruits in the entire animal kingdom!"
Gus- "They're plants, Shawn. They're not IN the animal kingdom."

next- "You Drink, You Drive, You're Dead."

you drink, you drive, your dead

shawn is called to a case at three in the morning. he arives to see multiple cops cars and a crashed car...the result of a high speed chase. the driver was dunk but when the car crashes the cops go to the window and find a dead body...with a bullet hole through his left temple. the autopsy puts his death at 12 midnight...three hours before the chase but also confirms that he was drunk...now it's up to everyon's favorite detective to crack the case



next: 1 pharmaceutical, 2 pineapples, 3 dead bodies

Tom, Gus' boss, is accused of murder of not one; not two; but three people who all worked Central Coast at a Hawaiian theme party. All Tom remembers is drinking two pineapple drinks; after that, nothing. Can Shawn and Gus come to his rescue? Will Tom ask where is that grandma Gus promised to visit him and the wife for chocolate fondue? Will Tom ask why is Jerry Hathaway helping the police when he supposed to be working in the lab? Will the Lamaze breathing be needed? You bet your sweet butt it will. Tune in to 1 pharmaceutical, 2 pineapples, 3 dead bodies.

Next: Knight of the Living Dead

A famous suit of armor, which was so advanced at the time it was made that no weapon was able to damage it, is on display at the local historical society, complete with a preserved knight contained within. However, one day it turns up missing. On the same day, the bells of the Mission go missing. To make this story even more perplexing, the suit of armor has been sighted walking around Santa Barbara at night, complete with a ghoulish voice. His trail of conquest? A bunch of people whose only misfortune is having terrible earaches after hearing this terrifying suit of armor. Is this a paranormal case? In any case, the police are scratching their heads about it. Enter Shawn and Gus. Can they solve this case before this apparently undead knight bursts any more eardrums? Will they be knighted for their efforts? Stay tuned!

Next title:

"Mommy, there's a psychic under the bed!"

Mommy, There's a Psychic Under the Bed

Shawn and Gus drop in on a crime scene to find a married couple both shot to death, still in bed. Shawn takes a closer look to find the exit wounds in the chest, and when the bodies are moved, it is revealed that the killer shot them from under the bed! Another couple is killed the same way, and this confirms the presence of a serial killer. It leaks to the press, and everyone starts fearing for their lives, and checking under their beds. Can Shawn and Gus find the culprit? Who will go to bed next and not wake up? When Shawn finally has a suspect, he has to stakeout the next victim from under their bed. Creepiness ensues.

next- Beam me up, Shawn!

Beam Me Up, Shawn!

Shawn and Gus are at the Comic Con again, (i know what youre thinking... seriously? Comic Con again???) except this time, theyre attempting to help The Shat... seeing as Lassie insits on trying to arrest him for murder. But seriously, how could The Shat kill anybody, he's.. well, the Shat for crying out loud. But can our favorite funny duo prove the former Captain Kirk's innocence when another body turns up dead in his suite? Catch this all new episode of Psych, Friday at 10, only on USA.

hope you liked it

Next week on an all new Psych entitled "It Ain't Over Til the Fat Lady... Croaks?".....

First, I love your description! William Shatner on the show would be awesome! Of course, he would have probably have told Gus to get a life (A long time ago, Shatner hosted Saturday Night Live where in the skit, he told Star Trek Fans: To Get a Life! One of the most funniest pits; ever!).

Without further interruption, here is yours.

A night at the opera for Lassie proves to be deadly. The main star dies instantly after the first act. Lassie knows it is foul play; but the coroner's report says she died of natural causes. Can Shawn and Gus stop laughing enough to help Lassie solve this case? Tune in for "It Ain't Over Til the Fat Lady...Croaks?

"Really, Lassie. I never knew you as a person who listens to the opera. I picture you listening to Fleetwood Mac or maybe even Falco with Rock Me, Beethoven."

"It is Rock Me, Amedus as in Amedus Mozart, Shawn. Chuck Berry is the one who sang, Roll Over Beethoven."

"So?"

Next: Twelve Angry People!

Gus gets selected for jury duty. And he is the only one who thinks the accused is innocent. Can Shawn helps him convince the other jurors of the accused innocence without getting caught?



Next: And then there were none

Shawn and Gus must face a very strange situation: there is a mountain of evidence to accuse a man of murder. There is only 1 thing missing: the body, which never xistd. What is going on, and will Shawn be able to 'communicate with the dead' to figure where the body is?


NEXT:
'Til death do we part? Too late
(if this was done b4, srry)

Lassiter is visited by a long-time lady friend to whom he owes a big favor since she helped him when he first started out in the SB police district. She now appears asking him to marry her - with the help of a corsage with a rare flower that emits a powerful hypnosis-inducing pollen. What Lassiter doesn't know this lady friend is that she is now affiliated with a powerful underground crime syndicate, and they have plans to kill Lassiter for putting one of their top guys in prison. Jules, the chief, and then Shawn and Gus notice that Lassiter is behaving very weirdly, almost with a blank look on his face (he's still under the pollen's power). He then announces his "marriage" and gives everyone an invitation. Shawn, Gus, and Jules in the mean time try to uncover the reason for Lassiter's change of behavior. Will they also be able to stop Lassiter's marriage before he falls victim to the syndicate's scheme?

NEXT: A Mafia Boss, a Nun, and a Pineapple Upside-down Cake Walk Into a Bar - OK, This Is Sounding Like a Really Bad Joke...

When witnesses that turned states evidence on a famous Mob boss, Paolo 'The Fish' Santorini, all start to turn up missing only weeks before the trial, the police start to worry about the remaining people left to testify. These people.... Shawn and Gus of course. So they are ordered to lay low in a convent, pretending to be nuns until the people that are kidnapping the witnesses is brought to justice. But can Shawn and Gus resist the opportunity to solve yet another crime? Will the SBPD find the other missing witnesses in time without Shawns help? And why the heck is Lassiter wearing a habit now! Find out Friday at 10/9 C, only on USA Network. Characters Welcome.

Shawn: "No, Gus. I'm not wearing a nun dress!"
Gus: "It's a habit, Shawn."
Shawn: "No, I do not think wearing dresses is a habit of mine. And frankly if it's one of your habits... it's one I'd rather not think about.
Gus: "No, Shawn! The thing is called a habit, not a nun dress!"
Shawn: "Ooooooh..... my bad."
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NEXT: What Happens In Vegas, Gets You Arrested In Vegas

That's hilarious - so who's the pineapple upside-down cake? Shawn or Gus?

Lassiter annouced that his divorce is finally finalized in Vegas of all places; until he gets arrested for murdering a showgirl. What is worst is Juliet lost all her savings at the Blackjack table. Can Shawn and Gus work their magic and save the reputation of Carlton Lassiter? Will Shawn be accused of counting cards (when he starts winning for Juliet)? And remember, don't bet on black. Tune in for What Happens in Vegas, Get You Arrested in Vegas.

"Big Bucks. No Whammys. And Stop."
"21, you win again, sir."
"I guess I will press my luck."
"Sir, you are risking more than the house is willing to pay."
"I am here to win to big money."
"You are not counting cards; are you, sir?"
"Of course not."
"Whatever system you have, you will lose; because the house always wins."
"Really? Is Hugh Laurie here?"

Next: Damn, this never happened in The Lost Boys!

When a guy shows up at the SBPD claiming that he has been turned into a vampire, he's naturally the butt of every joke.. that is until women start showing up dead with two puncture wounds in their neck. Now the police want to bring this uy in as the star suspect, but how to find him? Easy. Just hire Shawn Spencer, newly proclaimed vampire hunter. Now, Shawn and Gus unwittingly dive into the world of the occult in the hopes of catching a killer, but will they be able to sink their teeth into this mystery before someone or something sinks it's teeth into them? Find out Friday at 10/9 C, only on USA Network. Characters Welcome.

Jules: "Are you sure you can do this Shawn?"
Lassiter: "Of course he can't! First he tried to convince us he is madam Cleo, now you people are falling for the Van Helsing bit? Come on!"
Shawn: "First of all Lassie, I find your lack of faith disturbing.. and that would have definitly sounded cooler through the black mask... but anyway, Second, and most importantly, If I didn't know what I was doing, would I have had the foresight to bring this." *brandishes a gun*
Lassiter: *inspects the gun* "Silver bullets?"
Gus: "Those are for werewolves, not vampires, Shawn!"
Lassiter: "For once, I agree with Mr. Guster."
Shawn: "And that shows how much you mere mortals know, for I have communed with the spirits and have been shown the way to catch our killer! Besides... who is the psychic here anyway?"

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NEXT: Where Are We Going, and Why Am I In This Handbasket?

Where Are We Going, and Why Am I In This Handbasket?

After Gus is in a freak air balloon acident, he winds up in a hospital! Then Shawn comes and tells him about a case he working on. Later that night Gus has a dream, hes dressed as an old lady carrying around a large purse, in the purse is the man who was murder ghost. The ghost tells Gus clues, that turn out to be real, to the case Shawn told him about. But the night Gus has a feeling the man will give him the final clue, Gus leaves the hospital, and the dreams! Its up to Shawn and Gus to figure out that last important clue! Can they do it? Find out Friday at 10/9 C, only on USA Network. Characters Welcome.

(Note: Sorry about the way this was writtenmy computerisn't writingthings ok.)

Next: Jack Won't Come Out of His Box.

A famous Santa Barbara socialite has been murdered. Shawn and Gus think they will finally get the respect that they (think they) deserve since they are ten steps ahead of the police. There's only one problem - the key witness who they know will break the case wide open suffers from extreme agoraphobia and refuses to come out of his apartment to testify. Cheif Vick won't beleive them. Lassiter is mocking them. Even Juliet is starting to doubt. It will take every prank, scheme, and dirty trick the duo has to make this one happen...watch Psych this Friday at 10/9 C, only on USA Network. Characters Welcome.

Gus: No, Shawn
Shawn: But--
Gus: No buts! I told you - impersonating a federal officer is a crime! You can't pretend to arrest Jack, claiming you think he's been sending secret messages to Al Queda! That's just wrong.
Shawn: How do you know he hasn't?
Gus: He's not a terrosit!
Shawn: That's what you said about Cat Stevens and look where it got you.
Gus: That was one time, Shawn! One time!


Next: That's no pineapple...that's my father!

That's no Pineapple- That's my Father!
The police arrive at a crime scene to find a masked man knocked unconscious with a bloody knife in his hand, and another man stabbed to death. When they unmask the murderer, it is none other than Henry Spencer! Henry tells everyone that he didn't do it, but they have no choice but to put him behind bars. Can Shawn clear his name on this apparent open-shut case? Who did this? and why Henry?

next- I See Dead People!

A young boy claims he talks to dead people. Shawn doesn't believe it until the young boy tells the police about a young girl who has been dead for five years and claims her parents did the deed. The parents believe this is some one's idea of a sick joke and hire Shawn to prove the boy wrong. Will our fake psychic prove the young boy wrong? Tune in to "I See Dead People" on USA: Characters Welcome!

"Dude, I can't believe that this kid is the second Haley Joel Osmont. I mean, no one can speak to the dead. If they could, they must be hot like Jennifer Love Hewitt."

"I don't know. I mean there are alot of things in this universe that we just don't understand."

"Yeah like remaking Psycho? Who believed Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates? And did we truly needed all those Friday 13th sequels? One was enough."

"You got that right."

Next: One is the Loneliest Numb3r.

ooh!

These are great...

One is the Loneliest Numb3r:

A well known blogger is found hunched over his computer, dead. All signs point to suicide, since in his last blog entry he ranted on about how loney he was and wanted to end it all. But Shawn thinks there more to this case then meets the eye. Even Gus doesn't back him up on this one. Will Shawn be able to solve this one alone? Or will a kill3r g3t awayz witz it?

[I would have done somthing involving the show 'Numb3rs', but I've never seen an episode]

Next: Enie, Minie, Miny...Murder?

When a summer camp counselor turns up floating dead in the lake, the camp is not only threatened to close but the owners are arrested under suspicion of murder. But Shawn and Gus don't believe they owners are guilty. After all, they went to this same camp as kids and have known these people all their lives. So while the owners are in custody, Shawn and Gus take on the role as camp counselors to keep the camps doors open, all the while trying to prove that the SBPD has the wrong people in custody.

NEXT: Something Smells Rotten in Santa Barbara-mark

I TOTALLY LOVE THAT IDEA!!!!!!
(and yeah it's worth shouting & saying in blue)
I can see camp shenanigans going down... rivalries... food fights...
(one of my favorite movies is "it takes two" with the olsen twins... probably their best movie ever ...http://youtube.com/watch?v=fx38xAenUgc )
Oh geez... food fight in the mess hall. Chief Vick hasn't been able to get in contact with Shawn or Gus for a few hours, she fears that they are the next victims... Lassiter and Jules go to check it out... cut to mess hall... and then Lassiter walks in... and either gets hit with food... or it's a near miss... funny more if shawn threw it... and then Lassiter glares at him. Cut to new scene where Lassiter's telling him to focus on the case and not so much having fun.



Any takers?