If this is my life, I want to end it now!

A man is bumped on his head and ends up thinking that he is a loser and that nobody likes him. So he feels suicidal. He journal his filled with thoughts about killing himself. So when he is found dead, a gun in his hand it seems it would be a suicide. But Shawn isn't so sure of that.
Can Shawn tell if this suicidal man killed himself? Or was it...MURDER?!?!?!?!

Next: Houston we have a probem...

It is a dream of a lifetime for Gus. He and Shawn have been invited to NASA on studies on paranormal in space. The astronaut who was supposed to meet them at the airport, disappears and is later found dead. Is it another astronaut who travel alnight to see her lover. Is it a jealous co-worker who thought they were next in line for the next mission in space? Will Gus stop talking about poor Pluto?
Tune in to: Houston, we have a problem!

"So, are you gentlemen ready to ride the Vomit Comet?"

"It depends if it is like Space Mountain, than yes. Gus, don't forget to take your motion sickness pills, or you will sorry if you don't."

Next: For truth, and justice, and the American Way!

At a Fourth-of-July Parade gone wrong, three people on a float are shot and killed. It appears to be a political murder, but Shawn isn't buying it. Next thing they know, Shawn and Gus are leading another parade on the other side of Santa barbara. Are they in more danger then meets the eye? Can they find out who would kill those harmless patriots? Find out on- "For Truth, justice, and the American Way"

next- "Secret Service. . . With a Smile!"

When a retired secret service agent joins the SBPD for side cash, even Shawn is a little threatened by his mad skills. That is until he turns up dead in his cruiser right in front of headquarters. The mystery unfolds as they find out that he's not the first secret agent to retire to Santa Barbara. In fact, it seems to have it's own community for retired secret agents and someone is out to kill them all. But why? Can the Shawn, Gus and the SBPD stop an international mastermind before he takes out half of Santa Barbara's over 60 population to get to all the agents?

NEXT: Have Your Cake, and Choke On It Too!

Have Your Cake, and Choke on it too!

A quadillionaire (yes I made that up.) asks Mr. Billy Bonka to make him a giant cake for his birthday party. The quadillionaire takes the first bite of the woundeful cake and dies! It was poisned! Billy Bonka is quickly arrested, but Shawn, who was a life long fan the of the candy man, dosn't think Bonka killed the rich man. Can Shawn prove Billy innocent? Or is the Candy Man a murderer?

Next: Shawn Spencer (and Gus) and the Temple of Doom!

Chief Vick needs a break so she heads off to spend a week at a buddhist retreat up the coast to get some R&R, but when the vacation is over and no Vick returns, the SBPD are stuck with a mystery.... wheres Chief Vick? Then, while on the case, Lassiter goes missing as well. They are dropping like flies! It's Shawn and Gus to the rescue to figure out what they are hiding in this much less than tranquil temple before it turns into a temple of doom!

Shawn: "Jules, We came as soon as we got your message."
Gus: "Yeah, you said it was an emergency.. did you find Chief Vick?"
Jules: "No. But now Detective Lassiter is missing too!"
Shawn: "I thought this was an emergency?"
Jules: "It is! He could be seriously hurt!"
Shawn: "And I reiterate... I thought this was an emergency?"

NEXT: Three Psychs, You're Out!

(good title!)

Three Psychs, you're out!

After the murder of Santa Barbara baseball team owner, Shawn and Gus must go under cover as players to figure out who it was. Then they find out it was a player! Will they find the murderer? Will Shawn get a home run? And will Gus ever get over his fears of baseball hotdogs?

(First try at a conversation. I know its crappy.)

Shawn: I am James. James Bond. James Barry Bond.
Random Player: Never heard of you.
Shawn: I was on the Cincinnati Reds for a while.
Random Player#2: And whos he? (Points to Gus.)
Shawn: Thats Lemony. Lemomy Head. He is a world famous pitcher. He played in Arizona.
Player: They play baseball there?
Gus: ...

Opps sorry...

Saturday Night Live...Sunday Morning dead?

(Nice first shot at doing dialogue. I like! )

When Santa Barbara's most eligible bachelors go on the local access late night show to promote their appearance in the Charity Bachelors Auction, all is well... untill the day after. When it's time to bring the gavel down on the auction, three of the bachelors are all found dead in their homes. Why? Shawn and Gus go undercover in the auction to find out what might be behind the murders and what ties the bachelors together? Will Shawn find the killer? Will Gus get a higher bid than Shawn? What the heck are McNabb and Lassiter doing here! Find out Friday at 10/9C on Psych!

NEXT: Do You Know The Way To Kill Jose?

A group of people who moved from San Jose are all killed at the same place at the same time. Who would kill a group of people from farther north in california, and why?

NEXT:
A Babysitter's Nightmare

A serial killer is on the loose, and with two victims already dead Shawn and Gus have to do some quick detective work! The killer's targets: Baby Sitters, and not just you typical Nannies! They took care of some of Santa Barbara's most well respected politician's, children and when Shawn and Gus take a sitting job for a wealthy family and their bratty sons one question remains: Will the kids leave him dead before the serial killer will?

Love to.... death?

Love to. . . Death?

Shawn and Gus are investigating a mysterious murder. A "Just Married" couple get into a limousine after their wedding, and when the driver opens the door, they are both dead! Stabbed to death by the looks of it. Shawn and the gang have to get to the bottom of this and they need to do it fast. Because another pair of newlyweds just were killed the same way! Who is killing these lovers,. . . and why?

next- It's a Wonderful Death

While investigating a lame case, Detective Lassiter is shot by a suspect who he just pulled over. Death tells him that no one will miss him; but Lassie tries to persuade death not to take him. Death says she will not take him if he solves the 'lame' case that got him shot. Will Lassie get a second chance and figure out Shawn's secret? Or will he be stuck in eternity haunting poor Shawn Spencer?
Tune in: It's a Wonderful Death.

Next: Killing Me Softly with His Song

A local musician in Santa Barbara is rising to the top... that is until a fan falls down dead in the middle of his set at the local coffee house! Later, while Lassiter and O'Hara are there investigating, a second victim just mysteriously falls down dead, this time one of the roadies! Mysteries abound and the news crews are closing in on this big celebrity story and the SBPD can't afford any bad PR, so when Shawn and Gus want in on the case, the answer is a big resounding no. So it's up to Shawn and Gus to take matters into their own hands and get in on the case.... As backup singers! Will Shawn and Gus get to the bottom of the case before Lassiter finds out and has them put under the jail for obstructing justice? Tune in Friday to find out!

NEXT: I'll Have Two Double Cheeseburgers And a Large Gun

I'll Have Two Double Cheeseburgers And a Large Gun

Ronnie M. Donald, a drug and gun dealer, is found murdered. He drove up to a window at a fast food resteraunt and ordered "two double cheeseburgers. With no fries." It was a code. A was handed a bag with a M40A3, a sniper. He took the bag and was shot in the head twice. The shooter was in the back seat. Can Shawn figure out who killed Ronnie? Will Lassy get a girl? And what the heck is Gus doing with a mustache?

Next: Spencer, Shawn Spencer, Agent 006

HAHA!! That has to be the most random one on here yet!!

(Yeah I enjoyed that.)

Sorry my computer messed up. The new title is

Spencer, Shawn Spencer, Agent 006

When the secret service finally processes Shawns application and he comes home with a shiny new clearance badge, even Gus is a little jealous. But will it help Shawn solve the case when the governor mysteriously dies at the Santa Barabra Policemans Ball? Or will his behavior as Santa Barbaras goofiest psychic cost him his badge?

NEXT: You Can Have Him Over My Dead Body!

You can have Him Over My Dead Body!

Two women fight over Lassie. Soon things begin to get violent. Then when one of the women is murdered the other woman is quickly arrested. Can Shawn figure out the case? But most importantly why does Lassie have two girls fighting over him in the first place?

oh that would be my favorite if they did that. I can see the look on his face, priceless and everyone else's face. lol

Sorry here's the next title, my computer is acting up...

Monkey Business

PETA is protesting in front of Central Coast because they claim that Central Coast is using monkeys to test their new cancer product. When the leader of PETA is found murder, all the evidence points to Gus. Can Shawn save Gus from spending his life in prison?

"It is totally ridiculious. We never use animals for research. You know my love affair with animals.

"Yeah, there fo while, you thought all horses could talk. Your mom told me that after see "Free Willy" you didn't want to go to Sea World. You were always concern about Bubbles the chimp."

"Well, look who he was with."

Next: Sweet Justice! It's Clint Eastwood!

Sweet Justice! It's Clint Eastwood!

Lassie's childhood hero, Clint Eastwood vists Santa Barbara to promote his new action movie. (haha.) But when a murder happens at the premier of Sharks of the Bloody dead land, all signs point to Clint as the murderer. Lassie is determinded to prove Clint didn't do it. But what if he did?

Lassie: It's Clint Eastwood!
Random guy: Who the heck is Clint Eastwood?
Lassie: *walking away* punk.

Next: Everybody was kung foo fighting...nevermind he's dead

When the National Kung-Fu championship tournament comes to Santa Barbara, Shawn and Gus must infiltrate it incognito to discover who killed the champion the previous year.


Next Title: Who Shot James Roday?

Title: Who Shot James Roday?

Synopsis: There seems to be a strange parallel between a current case and real life in Santa Barbara, even if our heroes don't seem to see it. Our setting is the set of the TV Drama PCSI: Psychic Crime Scene Investigatiom. The victim is the actor who plays the Psychic, Spence. The prime suspect, the actor who plays the ornery Detective Karl.

My Title: Strangled, not stirred

At the premiere of the latest James Bond Movie, a producer is found strangled when the house lights come back on. All the actors who played James Bond from Sean Connery to the latest, Daniel Craig are suspects since they all had a beef with this producer. So who had to gain with this producer dead?

"I still mad that they had Denise Richardson as Christmas Jones, please!"

"Well, at least they had Halle Berry as a Bond girl. She is so fine!"

"Well, I think the best Bond girl was Honor Blackman."

"Who?"

"The woman who played well..."

"What Dad?"

"I can't say it."

"Dad!"

Next : All the King's Horses and All the King's men; couldn't put a case together, again.

There's someone tampering with evidence in the SBPD, vital evidence is going missing, tossing all the current cases into chaos. Chief Vick calls in Shawn and Gus, who try to piece together the multiple cases lacking evidence, while Lassiter and Jules try to figure out who's been messing with the evidence.

Shawn: Man, this is harder than clue.
Gus: I still can't understand why you were always so bad at that game.
Shawn: It was that damn Professor Plum, he always threw me off.
Gus: Yeah, you got that right. He was a shady guy.
Shawn: Shady as hell.

Next Title: Where there's smoke...

Title: Where there's smoke...

The SBPD respond to a terrible fire in an abandoned warehouse outside of Goleta. As all signs point to arson, the department considers it an open and shut case, figuring some teenage pyro pranksters must have set the fire. Meanwhile, Shawn and Gus notice some perculiar items left in the fire's aftermath, leaving Shawn to believe that the fire was intended to cover some potentially illegal activity. And when more fires occur in the area, leaving similar charred remains, our crimefighting duo suspects a lot more than just juvenile arson.

Next title: I'd kill for those shoes.

Haha!!!

Some one had stolen the ruby slippers from "The Wizard of Oz". When Lassiter believes he had found them, it turns up that they are fakes. So where are the real ruby slippers, and why did the fake ones have blood on them? Tune in for I would kill for these shoes.

"Technically, they are not shoes. They are slippers."

"Well, I would not lounge around in them. They look uncomfortable."

"Judy Garland, herself, found them difficult to wear. In the movie, she wore three different sets of them."

"Why?"

"Well, one for the close-ups, one for all the galloping she did while on the yellow brick road, and one, for all the standing she did in the movie."

"Why do you know that?"


Next: Dial M for Murder?

This game is soo addictive!

Dial M For Murder:
A call is picked up at the SBPD by Juliet, the caller claims that someone has been stalking her, and now they're in her house! But before Jules can get the name of the caller or the perpetrator, there's a gunshot. The phone is disconnected a moment later. When the team reports to the scene of the crime, there's no body, only the gun (wiped clean for fingerprints) and a blood trail that soon leads to a dead end. The victim's family calls Shawn in on the case, and he finds evidence to suggest that the perp and the victim were the same person. Can he prove it and find the would-be victim and find out why they faked their own death?


New Title:
Welcome! You've got Murder!
(as in, the AOL 'You've got mail )

A computer software geek who once worked for AOL is found murder. AOL will not discuss what the guy was working on; but Shawn suspects it has to do with people's email accounts. Who didn't want their email account being tamper with? "Hey, is that against company policy to read people's email? Where is the right to privacy?" "We reserve that right because we feel obligated to cancel some AOL account if they are sending offensive material in their emails." "No girl porn for you, Gus!" So, can Shawn and Gus solve this before some one cancel their email account. Tune in to: Welcome! You Got Murder.

Next: Characters Murdered!

Characters Murdered

When a mascot from a local theme park is found dead in his costume, it looks like an open and shut case of overheating. But when Shawn suspects that the victim was dressed in the costume after he died. What really happened to the loveable Wally Wolf?

Shawn: We should go on the Vomit Comet while we're here Gus.
Gus: Shawn, you know what happened the last time we went on a roller coaster together.
Shawn: Seriously Gus, that was like in Fifth grade. And it was called 'The Ladybug'.
Gus: And my seatbelt broke in the middle of it!
Shawn: I didn't let you fall off, did I?
Gus: Yes you did Shawn.
Shawn: You feel like five feet.
Gus: Six and a half.

New Title:
Beauty and The Beast

Beauty and the Beast

Bodies are turning up in Santa Barbara...very stylish bodies. Hair perfectly coiffed, make-up polished, nails manicured. After Jules and Lassiter see photos of the normally frumpy victims, Shawn and Gus are called in to investigate, and Shawn determines that all of the victims had recently received a complete makeover from a well-known cosmetology school, run by a diva-like fashionista. So Shawn and Gus go undercover as wannabe beauticians to snoop for clues. Soon, Gus discovers a hidden talent for hair, while Shawn...well, let's just say he has more than a few unsatisfied customers!

Gus: That's Nova von Dees! She's the youngest beautician ever admitted to the college. They say she works miracles with hair.
Shawn: They also say she can freeze time with two fingers and talk to her alien father through a glowing purple cube.
Gus: That was Out of This World, Shawn.
Shawn: Yes, it was, buddy. Yes, it was.


Next title:
First Floor: Lingerie, Housewares, and Murder

First Floor: Lingerie, Houseware, Murder

At a gaint store called "The Block" there is a murder. It is mainly aimed at women, they sell lingerie, houseware, clothes, etc. The manager, H. Puppernickle, is found murdered on the first floor. Shawn and Gus are on the case! They must go undercover as girls to find out the murderer!

Next: Underdogs

Oh, I can't resist...

Underdogs

Someone has been dognapping poodles from a local kennel club, just days before a big dog show. The latest victim is Madame Michelline, a pampered pooch who belongs to Lassiter's soon-to-be-ex-wife and a serious contender to win Best in Show. Shawn must go undercover as a backstage reporter at the dog show to find the culprit and ensure that Madame Michelline leads the Poodle Society to their 45th straight dog show victory.

(Love ya, James! )

New Title:
"Life's a Beach and Then You Die"

Nice MonaMe x3 I can imagine Gus being a good hairdresser lol

And too bad there aren't any bib-wearing poodle eating dogs handy.

"Life's a Beach and Then You Die"

When Gus wins a raffle prize, a spot as a judge during Santa Barbara's Annual surfing contest, Shawn is convinced that one of the contestants is trying to fix the competition. Gus tries to make Shawn mind his own business, but when a favorite is found drowned, Shawn's suspicions prove to be right.

New Title:
License To Kill

License to Kill

After Lassie gets his license taken away for running a red light, the man who gave him the ticket is found dead. Everyone thinks Lassie did it, exept for Gus, Shawn, and Jules. Can they prove Lassie inoccent? Will Lassie figure they case out before Shawn with the help of the delusion know as the "License Fairy", a fat man in a fiary costume. Lassie is going crazy not having his license! If the case dosn't get solved Lassie won't get his license back, says the fairy. Can Shawn figure it out before Lassie is loony forever?!

Lassie (while crazy): I want a cookie!
Jules: Get a hold of your self man! (slaps him across the face)

(I know that was strange)


Next: It's raining cats and dogs (special geust star Little Boy Cat)

Two animal control agents have been found dead. The only suspect appears to be a German Shepherd. Shawn borrows "Little Boy Cat" to investigate, claiming he needs a translator to speak to the dog for him. Everyone is convinced the animal went crazy, but Shawn is convinced he was framed. Will he save his new furry friend?

Next: Postage Due

Postage Due

An odd package appears in the Santa Barbara post office. It didn't have anything, so it was tossed in a bin. Two days latter it explodes, killing three. It's up to Shawn to find out who sent the package, his only witness a hobo who lost one leg by the crash. Can Shawn and Gus find the killer?

Next: What Goes Up...

With Santa Barbara suffering from the worst dry spell, the city warns its citizen the risk of fires have gone up. Sure, enough, people are losing their houses, but one citizen lost his life. The police assume it was unfortunate accident, but Shawn believes that it was deliberate and some one want this person dead. Tune in: What Goes Up

Next: Dancing without a clue.

Dancing Without a Clue

Charlie Dancer, the host of a dance show is murdered. Shawn and Gus are forced to go undercover in the dance competion. Then the dancers start dropping like flies! Are Shawn and Gus the next target? Can they find the murderer? And most importantly...Will they win?!?


Next: Murdered by books

An author is found dead in his home. The strange thing is that the murder is identical to that worked on the book. The problem is that the book never reached the solution?


NEXT:
One if by gun, two if by knife
(if this was done b4 or is real, im sorry)

It was not done before and it is not a real, so here goes. Some of most influential citizens are being murdered. The first one was shot and the another two were stabbed. Chief Vick needs answers now before the mayor fires her butt. Can Shawn and Gus save her job and come up on who is doing the dirty deed? Will Lassiter become the new chief? Tune in One if by gun, two if by knife.

"Things will be different when I come chief; starting with you, Spencer."

"C'mon, Lassie. You say you hate me; but your eyes are screaming, yes, that you loved me."

"I don't think so."

"Admit it. You like me! You really like me!"

"Please, Spencer, just go away."

Next: American psychic in London

American Psychic in London

Shawn goes on vacation to London. He had just came into a large sum of money, so he decides to check into a fancy hotel. But when an actor, who was staying at the same hotel, is assassinated, Shawn takes it into his own hands to find the killer. Things get even worse when he finds out the same assassin is going after the queen! Can Shawn figure out the killer, and stay alive himself?

Next Up: StarBattles-fest 2008

StarBattles-Fest 2008

Shawn and Gus have front row tickets to a celebrity boxing match, and they couldn't be more excited, because first up is none other than Shawn's celebrity idol, Billy Zane! Billy's opponent is a has-been actor who recently beat out Zane for a series of high-profile insurance commercials, something Billy is extremely bitter about. Things look even worse for Billy when the has-been actor dies during the boxing match after taking only one punch. Shawn is convinced his hero was framed, and he and Gus work to find the real culprit and help Billy Zane make his long-awaited comeback.

Next title:
Power Suits

A technical engineer is killed, apparently by some machine parts that are building some robot. But Shawn notices a few things that are wrong. What really happened?


NEXT:
Two deaths are (not) better than one
(once again, if this was done b4 or is real, im sorry)

Two Deaths are (not) Better than One

Lassie and Jules are investigating a double homicide when they find out no murder weapon was used! There wasn't even posion in the victims bodies. So Jules, to Lassies disgust, asks Shawn if he can help them! It turns out Gus knew the victims. Can Shawn figure out a double homicide with no murder weapon used? It looks like a job for a fake psychic!

Next: Search for the Holy...Mail(?)

A man discovers his mail is being intercepted by the government. The man is verry worried, as if he knows something. The next day, he is found dead. What happened?


NEXT
To death do we part? Too late!

till death do we part...too late


when a photo journalist is late to her own wedding, everyone's favorite psychic goes on the case only to find that she's been murdered. lassy jumps to conclusions and is quick to arrest the groom who is much to happy to hear the news. now shawn must beat the clock to prove the innocence of the groom...or guilt???


i don't really do stuff like this but what do you think???

my title:
warning: school reunions can be...fatal???