The creator of the Mr. Bill show is found dead, covered with playdoh. Lassiter believes his death is a open and shut case, but new evidence shows that the creator was offer a hugh payday if he approved a live motion picture project starring Jack Black as Mr. Sluggo and Ben Stiller as Mr. Bill. The creator turn it down because the movie must stay true to Mr. Bill which meant stop action playdoh, which would have cost the studio even more money. So who kill the creator of Mr. Bill? The studio head? The creator's children? Shawn and Gus must uncover alot of playdoh to figure out this case. Jane Curtain and Garrett Morris guest star on OH NO MR. BILL!

"Lassie! You watched Saturday Night Live? I didn't think you were hip enough."

"Spencer, there is alot of things you don't know about me. Chase, Belushi, Radnor, you know the orginial cast, will always be the best! The Mr. Bill Show will always be the best!"

"Wow! Did you watch it when Will Farrell was on?"

"Who?"

Next: All My Heroes Are Dead and Gone.

I miss this thread, so here goes:

One of Shawn and Gus's childhood heros, (insert random made up 80's star here), is found dead. Shawn and Gus must work to find the murderer.

^^Lame, I know, but I mostly did this for the sake of keeping the thread going

Next title: "Burton Guster's Day Off"

thank you for reviving this thread!!! I missed reading all of these.
anybody have an episode description for
"Burton Gusters Day Off"

It is Gus first day off from both jobs in months, and wouldn't you know it, he stumbles on a dead body at damn resort he is at. Gus, is not pleased, but his curiousity gets the best out of him and winds up accused of the murder. Can Shawn point the finger into the right direct before they get killed?

"Oh my God! We were almost run over by a damn Ferrari!"

"Quick, make sure that Cameron Frye didn't own it."

Next is: I am ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!

"I am ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille":

As a formerly famous silent movie star, Gloria Desmond, (still alive on the show) comes to Santa Barbara to film her supposed big comeback, when she disappears from the set. The next day she is found dead, her head crushed by a camera. All clues point to the film's director, Steven Spielburg?!

I know, it's bad. My title, Where for art thou, Romeo?

No way! I wasn't sure if anyone on this board would get the reference to Sunset Boulevard for which I got my title from. It stars the great William Holden and Gloria Swanson as Norma Desmond. This film even has Jack Webb the creator of Dragnet in it. Dang! Steven, himself, directed the great Joan Crawford in an episode for "The Night Gallery" which was reference to in "Who Ya Going to Call?"

Now to your title: Special Agent Lars Ewing is back in Santa Barbara trying to woo, again, Juliet. This time, some one is trying to kill him, and then later, he disappears. Will Juliet fall again to special's charm? And why is the FTD back in Santa Barbara; because since the Home Depot incident, no business accepts 100 dollar bills? It is a mystery only Shawn and Gus can solve.

"Wow, I hope we find Agent Ewing in time."
"I know, who is going to deliver all those flowers since he is missing?"

Next: The Legion of Doom!

The Legion of Doom

Chief Vick believes that the SBPD maybe housing some dirty cops and Shawn is asked to psychicly find
this Legion of Doom.

Next Title: No News is Good News

BigKitty75 I finally got around to reading the fanfic. "Head you win"

"No news is good news":
When the the Santa Barbara times recieves a threatening letter in the mail, stating that the writer is the killer in the case Shawn and Gus are currently working, cites chief vick as the next target, will shawn and gus be able to decipher the odd notes that the newspaper keeps recieving before it's too late?
Next title: Fear and Loathing in Santa Barbara

A serial killer is on the loose in Santa Barbara. The cops catch him before Shawn can, but Shawn thinks there's more than one guy. He and Gus soon discover that the killer has a whole group of accomplices who are creating an elaborate plan to kill none other than Jules (or Lassie, can't decide)- who was the arresting officer of their partner in crime. Shawn and Gus must catch them before this happens.

I had to finish it and read over it again before I realized how idiodic it is. Not to mention that it ended up not having much to do with the title. Oh well.

Next: Dude, where's my murderer?

Hey dude where's my murderer?


Shawn comes across a murder victim and a crime scene, by the time he gets back with the police the victim is gone and the scene has dramatically changed. No one believes him, even Gus, who says he's been watching to many late nite horror movies, because the scene Shawn described was in a late nite movie and it was just a dream. How can Shawn prove there was a crime? He finds a piece of evidence he picked up still in his pocket and he will have to reference that movie to figure it out and prove a crime was committed.


Next: Have reservations will travel!

Have Reservations Will Travel!

( I know it's Crappy...)

Shawn and Gus travel to Hawaii to go to the worlds largest Pineapple museum. But the vaction of a life time quickly goes down the drain. Damian Bloom a weathy pop star who was staying at a 5 star hotel is murdered. And the weapon is a...pineapple? Will Shawn and Gus find the killer? Did Pineapples do it? And most importantly... will Shawn ever get to go to the museum?

Next: A Bull in a China Shop

(100 Posts!!)

Wow that was fast. You joined what, 3 days ago? Haha.

(Argh, could you have picked a harder topic? LOL )

Bull In a China Shop:
When drugs are found encased in a ceramic figurine at a local Santa Babara pottery manufacturer, Shawn and Gus are ready to toss their hats into the ring and investigate, but when the rest of the stash turns up hidden inside a set of figurines purchased by Lassiters wife, everybody might get more than they bargained for as she becomes suspect number one. Now it's up to Shawn and Gus to find the truth behind this smuggling operation before mounting hostility turns this trafficking case into a homicide investigation!

Next: "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

(This is hard since i don't really know who Parlov is...but thanks to google are you talking about Mate Parlov the boxer? I hope...)


Frederic Von Pootsworthy the third is beaten to death. He happens to be at the same hotel where olympic gold medalist, Mate Parlov is staying in Santa Barbara. Parlov had a grudge against Frederic for some unknown reason, all signs point to Parlov as the murderer. It's up to Shawn and Gus to prove Mate innocent.

Next: It's my Party and I'll Die if I want to! (?)

(actually I meant the Dr. Ivan Pavlov, hehehe )

It's My Party and I'll DIE If I Want To:
It's time for Gus and Shawn's high school reunion and the classmates are off at a weekend retreat to reconnect. It's all good until the night of the welcome party and the principal ends up dead in the garden and they wonder who has been holding a grudge THAT long. Now Shawn and Gus have to solve a murder and maybe stop another one, all the while trying to impress their former classmates with Shawn's mad psychic skills.

Next:
Catch a Tiger By His Toe

(Don't know if you guys know but there was a tiger attack...)

Sally Ganga the owner of theSanta Barbara zoo is murdered- what looked like an acidental tiger attack could have been a murderer.
Shawn ang Gus have to investigate...but are they the next target? Is Tony the Tiger a murderer?



Next: Lassie come home!
(Yes as in Lassiter)

Lassie Come Home:
Lassiter finally decides he has had enough of Shawn and Gus and decides to cash out on his vacation time and take a few weeks in Vegas. While he is gone, a rash of bank robberies breaks out in Santa Barbara and up the coast, Chief Vick kicks it to Shawn to get on the case with Jules in Lassiters absence. But when the trail of stolen money leads to a Vegas money laundering ring centered around Lassiters choice vacation hotel, things escalate as Lassiter will do anything to get Shawn out of the same city as him. Then when the wealthy owner of the casino endsd up dead, the team find themselves working together to break up the crime ring so Lassiter can go back to the slots and Shawn can just go away.

Next: What Goes Up, Must Come Down

It is Santa Barbara's Great Balloon Race and one of the contestants finishes the race, dead! Lassiter suspects heart attack, but Shawn believes it was murder. The chief decides to recreate the race with Shawn and Gus in the race, only some one has tampered with their balloon and they can't get back down. Was it the same person who killed the constestant from the first race? Tune in to "What goes up; must come down."

"I wonder if Phinneas Fogg had so much trouble?"

"Dude, who the hell is Phillip Fogg?"

"It is Phinneas! He is a character from 'Around the World in 60 Days'"

"With a name like that, I am sure he got a lot of wet willies."

Next: I went to Heaven and all I got was This Cummy T-Shirt.

It is Santa Barbara's Great Balloon Race and one of the contestants finishes the race, dead! Lassiter suspects heart attack, but Shawn believes it was murder. The chief decides to recreate the race with Shawn and Gus in the race, only some one has tampered with their balloon and they can't get back down. Was it the same person who killed the constestant from the first race? Tune in to "What goes up; must come down."

"I wonder if Phinneas Fogg had so much trouble?"

"Dude, who the hell is Phillip Fogg?"

"It is Phinneas! He is a character from 'Around the World in 60 Days'"

"With a name like that, I am sure he got a lot of wet willies."

Next: I went to Heaven and all I got was This Cummy T-Shirt.

"I went to Heaven and all I got was this crummy tee shirt"

Silvia Penservy owner of a novetly tee shirt company is killed. Jules and Lassiter both think its suicide. But Shawn isn't so sure. The only clue is a bloody tee shirt reading I went to Heaven and all I got was this crummy tee shirt. Finally even Shawn isn't sure of himself? Is the psychic detective...WRONG?



Next: Where in the world in Burton Guster?

Where In the World Is Burton Guster? -
A serial killer once caught and brought to justice by Shawn escapes from prison and kidnaps Gus only to hold him ransom, but not for money. He wants to make Shawn suffer like he suffered in jail so he sends Shawn on a secret agent style hunt for clues he has hidden all over Santa Barbara and Shawn has only 48 hours to find Gus before it's too late. Can Lassie, Shawn and Jules piece together the clue trail in time to save Gus from this scavenger hunt of doom?

Next: We All Scream For Ice Cream

We All Scream for Ice Cream


It's a hot summer day and Shawn goes out to get ice Cream at Mr. Jolly's. Theres a huge line and when finally Shawn is almost up the man in front of him gets his ice cream, takes a lick and dies. Is Mr. Jolly a murderer? Is the Weapon Double Mint Moca Surprise Surpreme with a cherry?

Next: Get Smarter (This isn't a real episode right?)

Get Smarter:
When a CIA agent that looks eerily like Shawn turns up dead on the beach clutching his badge, Shawn and Gus can't help but join in on the investigation despite Lassiter and the federal government's repeated warnings to keep away. Shawn takes it upon himself to impersonate the murdered agent and delve into the world of espionage to find out what this guy's real story is. Meanwhile, Gus has to keep Lassie and the feds off Shawns tail long enough for him to solve the case, that is if Shawn lives through his charade.

Shawn: "I can see you're angry, but violence never solves anything."
KGB thug: "Oh, I disagree. But since I'm such a sporting guy, I'll let you choose how you die."
Shawn: "Umm... in my sleep when I'm 100 would be really cool."

NEXT: Whatever Floats Your Boat

(That was a really good one!)

Whatever Floats Your Boat

It looked like a freak accident. A boat had blew up in the middle of the ocean. The person who was in it was an off duty police officer. Lassiter, Jules, and everyone else thought it was an accident. Fuel leaking or something. But Shawn dosn't think so. Shawn and goes go undercover. Shawn clames to be Captain Richard Yellowbeard Fisherguyjohnson the third. Gus goes under the name Sham. Sham of... Clevland!? Will they be able to find the murderer or are they gonna...swim with the fishes?

Next: Victoria's Deathly Secret (LOL )

Victorias Deadly Secret:
Lassiters ex-wife Victoria's new boyfriend turns up dead and somehow ends up in the trunk of Lassiters car. Lassiter is held under suspicion of murder for killing the guy out of jealousy, but Shawn and Gus know better. Together, they team up with Jules to find out what really happened and get Lassiters name back in the clear. But it won't be that easy... If Lassiter didn't kill the guy, then that means his ex did, though proving it may deadlier than they expect because Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and she's not going down without a fight.

NEXT: Clique Clique, Bang Bang.

(all right this one is really crappy...)
Shawn and Gus must go undercover as highschool students to investigate a murder of a 16 year old clique murderer.

"You joined the chess club didn't you Gus?"

"Y-No! NO!"

Next: Air Force One To Many (As in the Presidents plane.)

Air Force One Too Many:
The President of the USA is visiting Santa Barbara on his campaign trail for his re-election term and Lassiter gets the chance of a lifetime - to represent the SBPD as the presidents personal bodyguard. It's the job he is always dreamed of... until Shawn impresses the Prez with an astounding Psychic reading and the President insists that Shawn tag along in his entourage for the weekend. Lassie is none too thrilled to have Spencer once again muscling in on all that is his, but once info starts to drop that someone in the Presidents inner circle is planning to assassinate him, Lassiter will be thanking his lucky stars for Shawn's astute obseravtion skills... That is, unless Shawn can't deduce who the secret assassin is in time.

Lassie: "Oh good, Spencer, you're here. Now get lost!"
Shawn: "Lassie, Lassie... is that any way to talk to the Presidents new personal psychic?"
Lassie: "Oh sweet justice, Spencer, you did not!"
Shawn: "Astound and amaze those around me with my crazy good looks, never fail charm and mad psychic skills? I might have, I might not have..."
*Shawn whips out a secret clearance security badge in a karate-like motion*
Shawn: "Boo ya! Read it and weep, Lassie!"
*Lassiter just grunts and slides on his aviator sunglasses*
Lassie: "Every time my life turns intio a crap sundae, you just have to come be the cherry on top."
*Shawn puts an arm around Lassie's shoulder and grins*
Shawn: "Oh come on.. were partners now... like Bonnie and Clyde, Butch and Sundance... OH! or Starsky and Hutch!"
Lassie: "Yeah.. only Starsky wouldn't shoot Hutch."
*Lassiter grins through the comment as he shoves Shawns arm off his shoulder and walks away*

NEXT: Smells Like Team Spirit

Smells Like Team Spirit

Days after the super bowl Eli Manning of the New York Giants is on his way to Disney when he is kidnapped.
The kidnapper has taken Eli all the way to Santa€ Barbara! It's up to Shawn, Gus, Jules, Lassiter and Peyton Manning(?) to find out were Eli is. Will they do it in time or will Eli go from football star to well...dead?

Next: The Wheels on the Bus go... BOOM!

The Wheels On the Bus Go... BOOM!:
When three strategically detonated bus bombs disable the Santa Barbara public transit system, the city is brought to a standstill. Naturally, Shawn and Gus are interested, but not as interested as they are when they find out that one of the busdrivers killed was apparently dead six hours before the bomb went off. With a real mystery on their hands, Shawn and Gus are off to solve the crime, but when the clues start to scream 'mob job' and they get too close, will a fourth bomb threaten to take out SBPD headquarters? What is somebody covering up? It's up to the Psych team to solve the case!

NEXT: In Like a Lion, Out With a BAM!

This is such a fun thread.. Why arent we doing this on the Monk boards TOO! LOL

(all right this one was really hard to right!)
Gus woke up really early and woke Shawn up.
"What the hell dude?"€€
"TODAYS THE ROME FESTIVAL!"
So they get up and go. (yes the festival opens at insanley early times.)
"Ohhh Shawn check it out! A gladiator lion fight thing. (What eva the heck its called)€
"fine..."

So Shawn and Gus go to the fight.
"First up his the Gladiator...Frank "Magic Head" Johnsonsonsun." the announcer announced.
The gladiator comes out. and so does a lion.
"It's all just a show.The Lions are trained" Gus told Shawn.
Then the lion jumped up and killed Frank.
"I don't think so Gus."
"Holy Crap Shawn! What are we gonna do?"
He looked at Gus. " I don't know MR.Gladiator..."

Next:Romeo and Juliet O'Hara

get it started!

I got it started! The layout and the stuff is the oneyou made. I hope you don't mind that i stole it!

Whoa! What are you two on all day? Lol

"Romeo and Juliet O'Hara"

When Shawn accuses an actor of murder, the actor proves himself innocent with the alibi that he was on stage, in front of hundreds of people, in Romeo and Juliet, at the time of the murder. the police are still uncertain, and want a spy to stay close to the suspect. Juliet goes undercover as Juliet in the play, and is surprised to see who is playing Romeo.

Next title- "Walking in a Murder Wonderland"

A new amusement park is openning in Santa Barbara called Wonderland; only the park openning has been delayed by two murders. Who doesn't want Wonderland to open? The angry citizen group, who believes that California has too many amusement parks and hate the noise factor that this park will make? The owner's ex-wife who will not see a dime if the park is open? Michael Jackson?

"Really, Shawn, Michael Jackson?"

"Well, he always wanted to have an amusement park on his ranch. I wonder what Bubbles is doing right now?"

Tune in for: Walking in a Murder Wonderland.

Next: My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys!

My Hereo's have Always been Cowboys

Shawn and Gus are called down to a Ranch(?) to investigate a cowboy murder. He was hung by his own lasso. Gus is more than happy to help Shawn investigate by going under cover as his childhood heroes, a cowboy.
And to quote John McClane, "Yippie-Ki-Yay! (I wont quote all of it.)

Next: Romantic Dinner, A Movie, and... Death? (Valentines Day episode.)

(ROFL, My favorite quote of all time... though highly inappropriate at the end of a fencing match as I discovered. )

Romantic Dinner, Movie and... Death? -
When O'Hara's singles group hosts a Valentines Day get together at the local theatre, sparks fly as all eyes are on the silver screen... that is until the house lights come up and the groups director is found strangled in her seat! Then comes the cryptic message over the intercom, "If I must suffer a broken heart, you must ALL suffer!" Lucky Shawn is on her tail because when you and your singles group are held hostage in a spooky old theatre with a killer on the loose, things can get a little hairy! Phantom of the Opera or loved crazed psychopath? Tune in Friday at 10, 9 central to find out!

NEXT: Looking For Gus In All The Wrong Places

Looking for Gus in all the Wrong Places

Someone kidnapps Gus and its up to Shawn to find him. The kidnapper gives Shawn a series of clues and tells Shawn to bring fifty thousand dollars! If Shawn dosn't find Gus before four thirty Gus will be dead! Can Shawn find Gus and figure out away to keep his money? And Who is the kidnapper? The clock is ticking!

Next: Pop! goes the Weasel

Pop! Goes The Weasel:

When a mob boss known as 'The Weasel' is found floating in the bay, all fingers point to a professional mob hit.. until the bullet comes back as being fired from a policemans gun. Now as the departmebt goes under suspicion, where anyone could be a dirty cop, it's up to Shawn to put this case to bed before the infrastructure of the SBPD falls apart forever.

NEXT: See, Hear and Speak No Spencer

See, Hear, and Speak No Spencer

Shawn and Gus have some troubles questioning the only witness of a murder that took place outside a monastery. The witness has extremely poor vision, his glasses smashed by the murderer, is deaf, and has taken a vow of silence. The only reason he knew the killer was there was because he tried to strangle him too! Can Shawn and Gus get any information from this blind, deaf, and speechless monk? Will they find the killer before he finishes him off? The most frustrating interrogation EVER!

next title- "In the Belly of the Whale"

Edit- my computer is acting up. sorry! all fixed!

Huh?

In the Belly of a Whale

Shawn and Gus go on a road trip to in vestigate a murder. Only problem is all the clues were eaten by a killer Whale! Will they be able to figure out who the murderer is, with no clues?



Next:And then there were NUN

An escaped convict is hiding in a convent, but she has all the other nuns convinced she's good. How will Shawn and Gus prove she is not as holy as she seems?

[noob to this game. Fail y/n?]

[has this already been done?]
Lassie, come home

Yup, "Lassie, come home" has already been done, Got another?

(Even though its been used you did good on it!)

I would like to join in and play.
BUT...
I'm not sure I know how.

Someone want to help?

Of course you can play, dude! Just make up a fake synopsis for the episode title given, then make up a new one for the next person. Here, I'll keep it going and give the next title since I don't think we have one...

NEXT: There's Gold In Them Thar.... Beverly Hills?

'There be goldin them thar-Beverly Hills?'

Shawn and Gus head down to LA for the Premier of the Psych-Man and Magic head movie, when they hear about the death of a local millionaire: Jedediah "Billy" Hatfield, mountaneer, struck gold behind the famous HOLLYWOOD sign, and cashes into fame and fortune, only to wind up dead the next day.
Who would murder a harmless hillbilly?
Shawn: "Here's a little story about a man named Jed,"
*Walks into crime scene*
"Struck gold in Californy and wound up dead."

Next Title: New York! New York!

"Start spreading the news! I am leaving today!" "Yeah, I wish you would stop singing and just leave already." Yes, it seems that Shawn and Gus have won a trip to New York. While attending the Broadway show, "Spamlot", the understudy is murder. Is Clay Aiken a suspect? Will Shawn and Gus find the true murderer and enjoy the rest of their trip. Tune in for: New York, New York.

Next: If this is my life, I want to end it now!