First of all John Morrison claims he is a fighting champion. Well if he was saying he was intimidated by this guy he gave a self-proclaimed 15 minutes of fame then he isn't much of a champion. I could beat that guy he fought. Then we see a boring "time for bathroom break" match of Stevie Richards vs. Kevin Thorn. I found it very predictable that Thorn would win, but was shocked to see Stevie get a backslide and win. Then Miz comes and says "I can't help that i am a man whore" well i'm being sarcastic, he really said chick magnet. He says women love him and they're husbands fear him. Well i'm sure all the wwe fans that are husbands just want to beat his ass! Then he calls out Extreme Expose to watch his very predictable match against Nunzio. And i must say when i hear Kelly cheering him on i was like OMG! Shut the hell up Kelly! I don't think she even knows his name because she kept saying "Come on Mike!" Well Kelly his name is Miz! Then Miz wins and starts shaking his ass like a ghetto girl or something for the Extreme Expose then they all dance, and i must say if i ever see him dance like that again i will look everywhere for his phone # and challenge him to a match once i am old enough so i can beat the sh*t out of him! I mean if he isn't released by then

. Then Big Daddy V fights in a handicap match against two unknown men. Blah, blah, blah, blah! Big Daddy V wins. WooHoo! Nothing special! Then the main event is CM Punk & Tommy Dreamer vs. Eligah Burke & John Morrison............I fell asleep. So there are my thoughts on ECW last night.