Our bachelor's and bachlorette's are:

Tony Shalhoub
Trayor Howard
Ted Levine
Jason Gray-Stanford
Stanley Kamel
Bitty Schram

The bidding starts at $1000! Do I hear $1000?

I would bid on Stanley Kamel, 'cause I then I could say I was seeing a psychiatrist.

I would throw in a thou for the guys...wonder if I could split time between them...6 hrs between 4 guys...sounds like fun!

I think it's pretty well established here that several million dollars would be spent by me for six hours with the Captain. Heck, I'd pay that much for six minutes!! Oooooo, I hate Linda Fusco.

Meme

So do I hear $1,500 for Stot. I raise my bid 2 $2000 for Tony. Hope Raven doesn't outbid me!

$2000 for Jason Gray-Stanford please.

If I had the money, I would put at least 5000 on Tony.

I have $2,500 that I'll put up for Adrian, sorry meme!

I'll gladly pay $2700.37 for Tony, and that's just to bearhug him(he'll have to deal with it)

er, I gotta raise my own bid to $2700.40*whew*A nice round number.

Not to be cruel, or anything, Raven--you can have Monk. I want the Captain.
Since this is a fantasy auction, I bid all $17,000 in Monopoly money that I have on the Captain. Beat that, Harold.

Meme

Thanks, meme. I'd even sign over my house for a few hours with him.

Well, Tony seems like the hot one to bid on...think I will up my bid to 3000...A even better even number!

RANDY DISHER FOR $4000!! (But, only if I get to watch his band singing "I Don't Need A Badge" )

!chik!

*waving cash* $3200.00 for Tony

$4000.00 for Tony

*grrrrrrr* $4200 for Tony!!!

$4500 for Tony

Aw Alex, you're killing me! Let's see...after i dig for lose change and pawn my vcr, microwave, cd player, and extra rock polisher my top bid is $4702.90

Tony is going up yet again...4800 for Mr. T. I may have to donate a kidney for any more!

$6,000 for Jason Gray-Stanford please.

$5,000 for Tony!

AGH! $8,000 for Jason!

I wish this was like eBay where we could automatically up our bid.

!chik!

Ok, $7.000 for Tony

So the bets are as so:

Tony: $7,000
Stot: $17,000 (monopoly)
Randy: $8,000
Sharona and Natalie: $1500
Stanley: $1000

Anyone want 2 up their bets?

I will! How about $14,000 for Randy?
!chik!

Geez, you are breaking my bank! $25,000 for Jason, please.

I will take out a second mortgage and pay $10,000 for Tony.

Heh heh.

$35,000 for Jason.

!chik!

OK, one kidney sold black market style and 4ft. of my hair sold...$12,000 for Tony

I'm going all out here...my house, $15,000, plus, I'll work for him for free! No clue hugs, guaranteed!

Alright, For Tony Raven's house, $15,000, and working for free. Sounds good.

Going once...

Going twice...


The other bets are as so:
Randy: $35,000
Stot: $1700
Nat and Sharona: $2000
Kroger: $1000

C'mon! Who's in charge of this auction? I didn't know there was a deadline! Raven! Can I come visit?

$20.000 for Tony

Sure, I'm willing to share!

Hey Raven,

May I come visit too while Tony is there? I could make up a batch of square cookies as well as perfectly rounds ones to share with everyone.

£/$30,000 for Tony, plus VAT and TAX and Insurance!!

Sorry Pinkie...40.000$/£ for Tony plus my furniture with plasm TV

Okay then, i'll just have too add £/$65,000 and my XBox, Playstations (including games apart from SpongeBob.. actually maybe that one too, i've got mixed feelings about it, okay i decided i'll give up My mates Spongebob game she said she'd lend me lol *sigh*), T.V, DVD, Furniture, House, and my parents....
(just kidding about the parents lol!)

Xbox...hmm..so I add £/$80.000 and my first brother house with everything in it, without people of course

Inteeeeresting, i'll give up all the stuff i said before, plus £/$100,000, and my guitar, with my Evanescence, Green Day, and Disney albums, and my.... um.... toaster and the coffee maker, plus the coffee!!!! (yeah i can be that sad!)

Wow coffee maker, I don't have a coffee maker unfortunately, but I have microwave and fridge and plants on my balcon, and my parents computer with two antique figurines of the Jesus of the Christ and Maria plus $150.000

Alright the offer has been boosted.

$150,000 plus other things for Tony

Going once, twice

Anyone want 2 up it?

But of course, spinner! Do you think he would object to his old brand of water? I think you still have some Sierra Springs you could bring! It would go with those square and round cookies, instead of milk.

I'd take a bullet for Tony! Top that!

No, just kidding. I had a Harold-esque psychotic moment. I would be happen with visiting him at Raven's.

Were we betting on actors or characters, by the way?

$50,000 for Jason please.

Okay for Tony, i'll give all the stuff i typed before and then before that, and then £/$280,000!!

Ok..well...I'll give everything I have in my house...even windows and lamps...my first brother's house and house of my second brother with everything they have there...plus 450,000 $