Pregrade Thoughts: Don’t take this the wrong way, no one is more of a loyalist than I am. I bleed Dead Zone blue all the way. I’ll never give up on this show and I’ll never become a bitter used to be loyal but now is an anti show type person. That’s not me.
BUT. I’m not feeling this new and improved touchy feely Stillson. I’m still mostly convinced that this is a ruse and his evil will double down at some point this season. But so far I’m getting the creeps. It almost felt like a Mary Sue fan fiction written by a Stillson Lover. (I KNOW there are some of you out there! Sickos! >:-P )
I mean, the dude murdered his father and cosigned the murder of his fiancé. Until he is brought to justice for those two crimes, how the heck can he stand there an smile in our faces and clap Johnny on the back? I don’t get it.
Overall Grade: “B-” Good episode, creeped out by Stillson though.
Speaking of Stillson, am I the only one who remembered the original film when they showed the jets launching missiles? “Hallelujah, the missiles are flying!”
Also, did I miss something about an article about Walt? Stillson mentioned it but he acted like we should already know about it. Confusing.
And finally, it occurred to me that during the touching scene at the end that both of Sarah’s children were born without the father being present and with Sarah believing the father was gone to her forever. (she was wrong about Johnny and right about Walt, obviously) That’s sad.
Johnny: “A” You did all the right things, got the boys home, comforted the astronaut wife, and cared for Sarah. Not a bad day’s work.
Walt‘s Ghost: “A” Good looking out with those flowers!
Li’l Johnny: “C” He was there.
Sarah: “C” She was there. I did like her moxie with the snippy secret service moron and the final scene was touching. But she mostly just ate.
Hope: “A” Welcome to what I very much doubt is going to be a normal childhood!
Stillson: “F” Dude, you’re freaking creepy! Stop with the grin that would scare a man eating panther back into the woods, stop kissing Johnny’s butt, stop making eyes at Sarah, stop pretending you’re not a souless, murdering, scumbag vampire, and for crissakes stop pretending you’re not all about macking on the chicks. All of us know that the real Stillson would have totally been hitting on the astronauts wife!
Snippy Adviser: “F” You must have brains or the sides of your skull would slam together … but that’s the only reason I believe you do. Maybe the best time to mention shooting down the space ship is NOT when the astronaut’s wife is standing six feet from you. Hyuck!
Snippy Secret Service Stooge: “F” What exactly was she going to do in the kitchen, dumb***?
Astronaut’s Wife: “B” Well, at least he’s not Johnny Depp coming back an alien and trying to impregnate you with his infernal evil spawn, right?
Astronaut’s Daughter: “A” Brilliant timing, busting Stillson’s order to shoot down your father.
Astronaut: “F” Um, don’t you need your dogtags in case you crash and they need something to identify the body with? Hyuck!
Go Dadd- um - Space: “F” Maybe it’s time to go sit at the kiddy table again and let the grownup NASA boys handle things from now on. And stop shopping at Russia’s factory outlet store for your ship parts!
Sheriff Snippy McSnipkins: “F” I know, you weren’t in this episode but I still h8 you from last week. (the fact that she wasn’t in this weeks supports my theory that she’s not going to play a major role this season)
Moral of the Ep: “Houston, we don’t have the Right Stuff so we’re getting ready to take one giant crash on top of mankind!!”
